Heidi Montag says that if The Hills is fake “we’d be the smartest cast ever”


Heidi Montag and her giant teeth were on the Late Show last night. She wore a pink slip dress that looked like lingerie and explained the plot of her faux reality show, The Hills. She talked about her feud with Lauren Conrad and about Lauren’s sex tape with Jason Wahler, which she says exists even though Lauren tried to make it seem like she made it up.

Dave asked “How much of this is actual and how much is professional wrestling?”
Heidi answered “I wish it was professional wrestling because then we’d be the smartest cast ever”

Dave showed the Rolling Stone cover featuring all The Hills women, and Heidi said that they weren’t Photoshopped together and that “unfortunately we were all there.” She said that everyone else had a good time and that she just wanted to get out of there.

As for when she’s going to marry Spencer, Heidi said she’s young now and seemed to suggest that it will be a while.

The thing that bothered me about the interview is that Dave took the whole thing so seriously while Heidi blathered on about her feud with Lauren and about how Lauren shouldn’t tell her who to date. He made a few good natured jokes but he really didn’t challenge her or put her down like I would have liked to have seen. Heidi has those awful songs out and a new trashy clothing line and Dave didn’t mention either of those things, probably because her handlers told him they were off limits.

Can you guys please explain to me why these Hills characters are everywhere all of a sudden? I know this is a popular show for MTV but from what I’ve seen it’s just a poorly acted soap opera with reality elements. I’ve really been trying to ignore these people, and I don’t cover their petty little fights because it all seems like high school bullshit to me. It’s almost impossible to avoid them, though, and they seem to have weasled their way into popular culture. I just hope this trend fades as quickly as it seems to have begun.

Heidi Montag on David Letterman, 4/30/08, part 1:

Heidi Montag on David Letterman, 4/30/08, part 2:

Heidi Montag is shown outside The Late Show yesterday, thanks to WENN.

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  1. headache says:

    Can someone get rid of this horsefaced tramp?

    Thank you.

  2. iheartlasagne says:

    Ugh. And this would be yet another indication that our society, and yes, humankind as a whole, is on the way out.

    What the hell is with that ridiculous getup? From the ‘dress’ to the necklace, watch and shoes, it’s all so…horrible. I know about 750 people more deserving of a fashion line.

    Kill me now.

  3. AC says:

    I also am trying to avoid these people. I saw a clip of Heidi… and this is so mean but… she was talking about something that you’d think would make her seem endearing… her step brothers death… and she was crying but everything she was saying was so ridiculously stupid. I SO DIDN”T CARE I still wanted to punch her in the face. The interviewer was so serious too it just pissed me off. I don’t want to pay attention to these people! arg! but they’re everywhere!

  4. Syko says:

    The horse faced tramp doesn’t bother me as much as the cartoon character boyfriend. He is the most unappealing, unmasculine, unattractive person I have ever seen.

  5. headache says:

    Susanne Sommers wants her weave back!

  6. BB says:

    This girl is seriously living in a delusional world and I used to think that her boyfriend had her brainwashed but now I believe it may be the opposite. Well maybe not they are both just completely nuts! She is so obsessed with LC as you could see in the interview. She could not stop talking badly of her as if she has nothing better to talk about. It’s very pathetic the way that these two go on all of these magazine, television, and radio interviews and humiliate themselves but it keeps good ratings on the show!

  7. JennGush says:

    This chic and her sponge bob looking boyfriend are both complete media whores.

  8. Sasha says:

    It’s MTV, of course it’s fake! All the magic happens in the editing suite.

  9. Codzilla says:

    Is it just me or does her boyfriend look gay as a French horn?

  10. elle says:

    wow whats up with the wierd mustache thing? it seems long and prickly ewww! she looks pretty but im definately tired of these two! wheres kimora and djimon? i like them two a lot, lets see more of them, they seem like the better couple

  11. emma says:

    i think her boyfriend looks like beavis or butthead – don’t remember which one is which.

  12. Jody says:

    Emma, I agree– and I’m going to assume it’s Butthead he looks more like.

  13. CeeJay says:

    Celebitchy, I know, I know, they are ALL over the place, but trust me, you can spare us the postings and we WON’T miss them. Save your money and pass on the pics and clips. I stopped checking into Perez because he blatantly promotes these two. Although there is little, if any, talent involved with these two, you have to give them credit for being persistent and finding alternative ways to insinuate themselves into our lives. I fear Spencer has a deep wallet and uses it to pay websites and other media avenues to promote his girlfriend.

  14. Jaclyn says:

    Well, I think she is pretty. Maybe a bit on the stupid side, but oh well. She’s obviously more successful than LC, much more famous, probably has more money too. And she doesn’t have a sex tape! :)
    This interview reminds me of my high school days, that’s what the cast of the crew acts like. A bunch of highschoolers. I miss it.

  15. MonicaBee says:

    She was so much cuter before she had all that work done.

    She’s still an idiot. A famous idiot with money, but an idiot none the less.

  16. hello says:

    She looks like one of those scary china dolls you get from your grandma that sits on a stand on the floor of your bedroom and it scares you so much you can’t go to sleep because it keeps scaring at you and if you fall asleep…. haha sorry!

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