Lindsay Lohan steals a $11,00 fur coat from stranger

Lindsay Lohan is a grade-A bitch. I realize that’s been her status for a while now, but I’m making it official. I went down to the Bitch Patent Office and filed an application on her behalf – and they sent me through the emergency “speedy” line. Who says bureaucracy can’t work when you need it to?

Lindsay’s ridiculous sense of entitlement has long involved breaking the law. When she’s angry at someone, she steals a car and races through the streets of Los Angeles terrorizing them. When she gets into a fight with a former friend, she steals $10,000 worth of their clothing – and then texts messages the girl to tell her she’s fat. And when she just flat-out wants a stranger’s $11,000 blond mink coat that your grandma gave you – she’ll steal it from the coat check. Because Lindsay’s entitled to any and everything she wants, right?

A Columbia co-ed wants to know how Lindsay Lohan ended up wearing her $11,000 blond mink coat – and is demanding the “Mean Girl” pay for the impromptu rental. Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket – a gift from her grandmother – while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26. The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said.

She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said. Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn’t believe her eyes – Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat. “I was actually talking on the phone to my grandmother about something else, and then I flipped through the magazine, saw the picture said, ‘I need to call you back,’ ” Markova told The Post yesterday.

“It was my coat. It was no doubt!” The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended. Also, celebrity blogs posted pictures of the actress party-hopping that night – wearing a black coat before she arrived at 1Oak, Markova said.

[From the New York Post]

Markova contacted the owners of 1Oak, who promised her they’d “get to the bottom of it.” Of course she never heard back from them, so Markova had to get a lawyer, who called Lindsay’s lawyer and threatened to sue if the coat wasn’t returned. Miraculously, several hours later the people from 10ak called Markova back, saying, “’We’re going to bring you something.’”

Markova noted that they were very discreet and didn’t mention any names or even say the word “coat.” Two days later, the coat arrived at her apartment – reeking of Lohan stank. That’s right, cigarettes and booze. Though if you ask me what Lohan stank probably actually smells like, I’d have to add in there something about the smell of bodily fluids or something. I’m sure the girl doesn’t limit her sleaziness to cigarettes.

Now Masha Markova wants Lohan to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized “rental.” I still think she should pursue some kind of legal action, but I’m guessing it’d likely be a case of “she said/stank said.” It’s pretty clear that Lohan saw something she wanted and just took it. I’m guessing 10ak was involved in some way, since they actually returned the jacket. But it’s obviously Lindsay knew she was taking someone else’s very expensive possession. And while I’m rabidly anti-fur, I will admit that’s a beautiful jacket, as wearing the carcasses of innocent animals goes.

I keep wondering when Lindsay Lohan is going to learn her lesson? I’m sure maturity and intelligence will never grace her with their presence – but maybe some sort of incarceration or some such thing will.

Here’s Lohan wearing the coat in question in New York on January 26th. Images thanks to Splash.

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  1. Syko says:

    Ugly girl, ugly coat.

  2. JennGush says:

    What a snatch. Who in the hell would actually wear a fur coat to begin with. Someone should take her and dump her bitch ass in the middle of the ocean.

  3. Jody says:

    haha…she is a snatch.

  4. okay... says:

    I had a long rant about this but the whole situation with Ms. Lohan can be summed up in three little words…..PIECE OF TRASH-

  5. Carrie says:

    What she did was theft: that’s a criminal offence pure and simple. I took a $10 umbrella from a restaurant by mistake last week because it looked exactly like mine, but there’s no way you could “mistake” a one-off garment like that. The coat’s owner should involve the police and if that doesn’t work, sue the bitchskankwhore’s thieving ass off in a civil case.

  6. jh says:

    Yeah, I´m very anti-fur myself too, but my god ! That slut is a fucking thief! It doesn´t matter what the object is, you don´t take other people´s belongings ! I´m sure the day when she gets her ass kicked will come.

  7. Geronimo says:

    Was going to post but you’ve covered all points for me – fur, slut, thief, kicking. Thanks jh!

  8. JoGirl says:

    Seriously, that was a felony! Put the girl behind bars where she belongs.

    P.S. She looks more like her mom every day.

  9. jh says:

    Hahaha ! Well It was about time Geronimo, That always happens to me! I always wanna post something but then I see you have already written down my thoughts 😛

  10. Cindy Kennedy says:

    That fur coat just completes her – makes her look every inch the skanky bitch that she is.

  11. KateNonymous says:

    Who puts a mink coat in a “common bin”? Manhattan is littered with coatrooms–the club didn’t have a hanger for that kind of coat?

    That has nothing to do with Lindsay taking the coat, which is wrong regardless of its value–but if I had an item of clothing worth that much, it wouldn’t just go in a heap of other people’s stuff. Must be nice to be in a position where you can do that.

  12. Blanche says:

    “if I had an item of clothing worth that much, it wouldn’t just go in a heap of other people’s stuff.”
    You might if your daddy, like Masha’s, was a bigwig in the Russian Mafia.

  13. Scott F. says:

    She stole a mink coat from a mob kingpin’s daughter!? Could anyone be more deserving of a pair of cement shoes? I’d pin the medal on that Rusky myself.

  14. Joe says:

    The question is, can they get the spooge stains out of it?

  15. Gaby says:

    She’s so gross, in and out and all around.

  16. BD says:

    She’s hideous. And her antics have forever rendered her a cultural punchline.

  17. Angel says:

    I agree with Blanche–I would never place an article of clothing worth that much sentimental value (not to mention, expensive!) in with other people’s things.

    But theft is theft, no matter what is stolen, you cannot walk around taking other people’s things! No no no! Bad skank! My son had learned this lesson by the time he was 2; hmmm. Maybe we’ll all get lucky and SkankMaster will be found floating in a body of water somewhere very very soon. Hey–we all have our little fantasies, no?

  18. snappyfish says:

    It was a private party and I am guessing the ‘bin’ was the coat check area.

    What lohan did was commit a crime. She should be arrested for it. She doesn’t know this girl, she is photographed wearing the coat. End of story. She can prosecute her criminally and then take civil action against her as well. This has been of a person needs to know that she can no longer live above the law or anyone else for that matter

  19. Bodhi says:

    I’d sue the living hell out of her

  20. playboy says:

    There are no dry cleaners in this world that will be able to clean the stank juice off that hideous fur coat so you might as well burn it and sue her. Actually beat both these dumb whores up for wearing fur. Did lindsay not speak out against fur just awhile ago?

  21. Livstabud says:

    I feel sooooooo bad for her. I think child stars have trouble when they are older because of lost attention. They are so desperate they will do anything. At least Britney got a hold on things.

  22. ADD says:

    RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Livstabuowhateveryournameis. LiHo is a thieving, whoring waste of press. No pity there. Britney has actual mental issues, this bitch is just spoiled and past her expiration date.

  23. nikki lala says:

    UH MY GUDD! wtf?! i mean, if the coat was that fricken expensive, why would u throwit in a heap of crap? really, come on. this iss just bull now.

  24. CeeJay says:

    For God’s sake, does the girl have no pride? Hasn’t she stolen clothing from people in the past? Pathetic. I make no more excuses for this skank. She’s trash.

  25. Larissa says:

    cmon ppl…it was a CLOSED party from a friend of Niarchos, I guess Masha wasnt the only one with an expensive piece of clothing there! Or to say the least, she wouldn´t expect any of them to steal her coat, for that same reason!

    Lindsay is a skanky whore and we all know that…but if they go to court she can just simply say it was given to her…voila!

  26. Syko says:

    I read about this somewhere else too, and the take on it was that Lindsay accidentally took the other girl’s coat. Yeah, right. Like you don’t recognize your own coat? Especially when yours was black cloth and the one you “mistakenly took” was blonde mink?

    This whore gets by with criminal acts over and over again. She isn’t lovable enough to do that.

  27. journey says:

    with the coat being returned so quickly, makes me wonder if masha’s lawyer dropped the word to lilo’s lawyer about just who daddy was. doubt a threatened lawsuit would make her give back her ill-gotten plunder, since she thinks she’s above the law. but the russian mob– apparently that even gets through to little miss stupid.

  28. jojo says:

    Not too long ago that bitch stole about 10 thousand dollars worth of clothes from lauren hastings ..the model from “cry me a river ” ..anyways i then thought WOW she has no freakin shame and coudlnt believe that with all the money this bitch must have she has to stoop sooo low …and here she goes again !!! Fuckin slut !!! i hate her more and more each day and wish she just over dosed and got it over with !!! Sorry but this girl is sending such a messed up message to all the teens and young impressionable girls out there !! iTS says ok u can steal and get whatever your little heart desires and get away with it !! nOT coOL !!!!

  29. JJ says:

    Someone just needs to stuff her in a bottle and send her out to sea.

  30. Lily says:

    Every time I read something about Lindsay Lohan it shows what an awful person she is…and unstable. She makes Britney Spears look like the all American girl.

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  33. MAXINE says:

    I’ve been searching all about for all of this post. Thankfully I just seen this on Bing.

  34. shay says:

    Well, I guess she is finally getting held accountable for stealing!! I hope everyone she stole from comes out of the woodwork like a swarm of termites! Charge her! AND sue her! So many people are only interested in her story because they want a happy ending = her in jail!