Amy Winehouse probably has Cat Scratch Fever


Sometimes I wish this site was the kind of place where I could just throw some photos up and write “Presented without comment.” Because what else can you say about Amy Winehouse in these photos? She had been doing so well too. To my memory, she’s only been a drunken public mess twice over this summer, and that’s doing really good for her. But I suspect I know what’s going on with Amy Winehouse in these photos. It’s one (or more) of the following:

1. Rabies.

2. She has to go potty.

3. It feels good to scratch.

4. She’s drunkenly acting out after her boyfriend Regg Travis was spotted with ex-girlfriend very, very early one morning.

5. She’s back on the pipe.

6. She’s trying not to tip over with the added weight of her drunken crack tittays.

7. She’s so high she thinks she’s a kitten-butterfly hybrid.

8. What? This is NORMAL.

9. She has to mark her territory.

10. She ran out of toilet paper.

11. This is how the kids are getting high now.

12. All of the above.



Winehouse on August 25, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Jen says:

    My god she is just so nasty.

  2. buenavissta says:

    Kaiser, you should! Sometimes these shots just speak for themselves. You have a knack for posting the most laugh-worthy ones.

  3. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL looks like Amy is posing sexy for the camera.

    Like “oh ya baby you like my ass. You want this hawt ass. Yea you like that. You want me to bend over a little further. My ass is hawt. Here let me turn around so you can really see my ass. Yea, baby you want this ass.” I could go all day.

    WTF Amy. Make some music already. Will she ever release another album?

  4. Gia says:

    She’s got a scratchy/itchy something, but I don’t know if it comes with a fever.

  5. Tia C says:

    LOL! Kaiser you do find the funniest shots. You forgot to say maybe she has gas. It looks like she’s letting one rip in that top pic!

  6. Laura says:

    Gah! Her ass is so boney, it looks like an elbow or a knee or something!

  7. yourmom says:

    #3 is my favorite!!!

  8. original kate says:

    maybe she has an atomic wedgie?

  9. Riley says:

    Hemorrhoids. Someone get this girl a doughnut cushion so she can sit down.

  10. meme says:

    someone come up with a new word for disgustinglytrashytroll

  11. Kelley says:

    The most vile human being alive … I’m thoroughly convinced now.

  12. Toe says:

    Her flat ass fits perfectly in a triangle ruler.

  13. Chickadees4me says:

    maybe its worms?

  14. tuliplady says:

    I’ve had cat scratch fever (for real) and it looked nothing like this…

  15. meme says:

    @Kelley – I think that title might still belong to OJ Simpson.

  16. LindyLou says:

    That is one bony looking ass. It looks like she could cut glass (or gas) with it!

  17. moe says:

    oh Amy :0

  18. hatsumomo says:

    Her butt makes a perfect right angle.

  19. aenflex says:

    Her ass looks very bony. I miss the pre-winehouse amy.

  20. jham says:

    yeah something is really not right with her bum. looks like a hyper-extended elbow. quite odd

  21. Diva says:

    Aside from her stupid poses (and the sneer thing in the first pic), her face looks good. Well, meaning her SKIN looks good… a huge change from before.

    And I agree with Love Angelina… where’s the music, already?????

  22. Jeri says:

    She has real shoes on, not her ballerina slippers.

  23. Lady Jane says:

    God – what is that lump in her lower back (2nd large photo)?? Maybe option 13 is that she bent over to tie her ballet slipper, put her back out, and now she can’t stand up straight. Even junkie diva singers cannot escape the ravages of time…

    (But seriously, what is that lump. Ewwww to nth)

  24. sickofit says:

    its worms hahahah lmao about those pics and the ideas whats wrong with her…
    me too thinks its the shoes she cannot stand straight in her heels..
    what a mess

  25. Mingo says:

    …among other infections.

  26. logan says:

    This Lindsay Lohan is YOUR future.

  27. Taurus says:

    LMAO at number 11 on the list. I love you Amy! My favorite trainwreck….you look beautiful honey. Now hurry up and drop a new album already! Back to Black is one of the few albums that I can play without skipping songs

  28. Bee says:

    That’s how my cat looks when she’s getting ready to go to the bathroom in the litterbox. Only without the cracked out stare and lip curl.

  29. gg says:

    😆 worms!

    She simply l-o-v-e-s to make that sneer. I think she really thinks guys like it. How clueless is she.

  30. shorty40 says:

    She makes me want to go shower, AGAIN, just looking at her. ~~Shivers~~

  31. crab says:

    Please don’t insult cats!!