I saw this yesterday, but I kind of thought it was a “meh” story. I mean, who amongst us thought that Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger was the kind of woman who wouldn’t shank a bitch over a v-neck? Anyway, TMZ got their hands on a very poor-quality recording of Patti reading the riot act to her poor stylist. I think the whole thing is about how the stylist – Lauren Solomon – didn’t “bring it” for Patti’s photo shoot for Elle Magazine’s September issue, or an appearance on with an Elle editor. Or something. I can’t find any copy of the audio that we can embed, but if you want to hear Patti’s spectacular sh-t fit, go to TMZ. Here are some of the highlights:
Patti: “Get your f-cking feelings out of this f-cking room or you’re never going to be a stylist. This is your moment of me saying your name on the air. Nobody has ever done that for you.”
Patti: “Why would you have me in f-cking random clothes? This is Elle f-cking magazine! This is the big one! You want to fatten me up,” the reality star allegedly yelled.
Patti: “I want you to understand what you did wrong! Count the f-cking measurement to my f-cking knee! You have to learn these techniques. I can’t do this for you. It’s like when I’m matchmaking somebody – I know exactly what they want!…I don’t wear V-necks because of my boobs!”
I mean… yes, Patti should keep her temper in check, but since I watch The Millionaire Matchmaker, I’ve already seen Patti lose her sh-t before, and I have to say, she usually loses it with good reason. Even though I think her tone is disrespectful, unprofessional and rude, I think her point probably still stands: her stylist wasn’t doing her job, and Patti was pissed. People are already calling this “Christian Bale-esque” (NSFW audio here) but I’m not really seeing it. Patti wasn’t threatening her stylist with bodily harm. Patti was just bitching a woman out for not doing her job correctly.
Also – I want to know what “I don’t wear V-necks because of my boobs” is all about. Patti has great boobs, and as a fellow boobtastic girl, I have to say, I prefer V-necks to crewnecks, even if that means some cleavage. I think V-necks compliment my face more.
Header: Patti on April 13, 2010. Credit: WENN.
A bitch bitches someone out? SHOCKING!
Yeah, don’t get the V-Neck thing either. V-necks usually compliment a woman’s bust if she is top heavy, even when she is showing no cleavage. In fact, you have to worry about wearing your necklines too high because they can make you look dumpy.
No one could could make rumer/oksana in 16 years look good
She kind of looks like a drag queen in that last photo!
wow…patti is such a class act! who wouldn’t want the opportunity to work for her????!!
*said with complete & total sarcasm*
I heard the tapes and I have to say besides the cursing she wasn’t that bad. I mean there was no abusive and cruel put down just asking the woman to be a pro. I am so on Patti’s side.
Was that stylist responsible for the schmata she’s wearing in these photos? Sheesh! Nuthin’ like taste.
This chick totally looks eerily like my manager, similar personality too, no wonder she can’t get a dude.
she should be yelling at her personal trainer.
She still looks like a tranny.
As a girl with natural dd’s I don’t wear V necks either. I just prefer not having the sisters hanging out, since they are not for sell. haha!
Plus they are still on full display when they’re dd’s no matter what you wear. They are impossible to hide. So I wear a great bra and shirts that flatter.
this is what katy perry will look like when she gets old guys
So unattractive…
I don’t think there’s a stylist in the world that can make her look as gorgeous as she thinks she can look.
she looks cheap.
With her linebacker neck and shoulders, she should wear v necks – something to make her more feminine. She also needs bangs. She reminds me of the lesser personality traits of Barbra Streisand. I have never understood the appeal of this woman.
She always has a fit about something. What else is new? She thinks she’s all that but she is substandard wannabe celebrity. Karma comes around to those who treat people like crap.
She always looks like shit. If that’s the fault of her stylist, then I’d say she has a perfectly good reason to bitch. Also, her hair dresser. And make-up artist. And whoever does her collagen and botox injections. They should all be bitched out. Because she looks like shit.
She is so so annoying.. who even watches this show?? She grates on people’s nerves. HELLOOO, she needs a major makeover, inside and out.. ICK
And yet she’ll wear that godawful magenta blouse with chunky diamond necklace?
@mollination: No kidding. This chick is hardly “bringing it” on any level. I’ve never seen her show, but did someone up thread say she was having trouble finding love? And she seems like such a catch …
I like her show, but she is a bitch.
Woof.
I just listened to it and I totally understand Pattis frustration.
I think she works under enough pressure and has a stylist so she doesnt have to worry about some details herself. All she is doing is telling this stylist that she screwed up and WHY and she wants her to get it. The stylist is probably making excuses, further frustrating her (dont know this for sure). I dont blame her whatsoever.