Kim Kardashian explains why she isn’t coked up like Paris Hilton

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Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have a tortured history. At first they were friends, back when Kim had a normalish looking face, circa 2006. No one really knew who Kim was, but then she hooked up with Nick Lachey (remember that?) and started clubbing with Paris Hilton. Then Kim made a sex tape and then Kim became “famous” in her own right and she didn’t need Paris Hilton’s ricochet fame anymore. And the two became enemies… sort of. They just basically started acting like they didn’t give a sh-t about each other, but every now and then a tabloid story would come out about how they were really bitchy to each other at this or that club. The latest stories have been about Kim being nasty to a drunken, drugged Paris, and how Paris is jealous that Kim gets all of the good appearance bookings, and how Kim is basically the bigger whore now.

In most worlds, getting arrested for the third time would be considered tragic and impossibly tacky. Not for Paris, though, and not for a lot of “celebrities” who are jealous of the attention Paris is getting with her current cocaine scandal. So when Kim was asked about her wonk-eyed nemesis on Jay Leno last night, Kim was kind of, you know, like, totally, like, you know, a BITCH. And it was funny:

Kim Kardashian’s frenemy Paris Hilton was arrested over the weekend for felony cocaine possession — her third link to drugs this summer. How has Kardashian, 30, managed to stay out of trouble?

“I’ve never been a drinker, I’ve never gotten into drugs,” she said on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Tuesday. “You know, I think I have such a close family. I think, you know, at a young age. I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family.

“From a young age, my dad made it very clear that, ‘OK, you’re the responsible one and you have to watch your sister, and (he) taught me how to drive when I was 14 in case my sister or her friends were going to be drinking and I always had permission to drive,” continued Kardashian (whose younger sister Khloe was arrested for DUI in 2007). “You know, I had to call him from the destination and the final place. I always felt this sense of pride that he had in me that I was the responsible one so I always wanted to make him proud. And I hate the taste of alcohol.”

She does, however, indulge in a White Russian occasionally.

“I said at 30 I’m gonna at least have a drink to lighten-up ’cause my sisters say I’m so boring,” she told Leno. “So I tried a White Russian a few months ago. If I have one, it tastes like chocolate milk and it’s kind of amazing. So every once and a while, but I’m 30 so it’s OK.”

[From Us Weekly]

YOU KNOW. Ugh, Kim stop saying that. I have conversational crutches too, but you said “you know” about twenty times in the span of five minutes. You know? That sucks. Anyway, I like how Kim is basically saying that Paris is a cokehead because her family is f-cked up. And I will give Kim credit for not being a cokehead, crackhead or a drunk – good on her. But Kim has other addictions. CoughcoughKatFaceplasticsurgerycough.

Oh, and I love White Russians too but I had to stop drinking them because nothing will put on the weight like a White Russian. It sucks, because they are so, so good.

By the way, here’s Kim “not drinking” when she used to hang out with Paris:

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And here’s the current Kat-Face Kardashian who is addiction free, YOU KNOW:

Primetime Emmy Awards Arrivals held at The Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California on August 29th, 2010. Kim Kardashian                                            Fame Pictures, Inc

HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 01: (L-R) Socialites Kimberly Kardashian and Paris Hilton attend the premiere of HBO's 'Entourage' at the Cinerama Dome on June 1, 2006 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES - AUGUST 18:  Socialite Kim Kardashian (left) and actress/singer Paris Hilton arrive at Paris Hilton's debut cd release party at Privilege on August 18, 2006 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Kim and Paris in 2006. Credit: WENN.

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  1. *bRaZiLiAn* says:

    awwww i dont drink or do drugs either
    i believe that she has a point when kim says that family plays a big role in someone becoming an addict if their families are not close… that is not to say that ppl who have a close family are not going to become drug addicts or alcoholics … case and point some ppl from the intervention show have everything family money but they have the addicts decease.
    kim wins one point. this is the only semi-smart thing she has ever said
    shes still has a cottage cheese ass yuck!
    kortney’s ass is much better

  2. Whatever says:

    Botox is a drug, Kim.

  3. artista says:

    Oh she is just so virtuous, a total saint…did Leno ask about her sex tape?

  4. meme says:

    I don’t understand how Kim looked like crap on Letterman and really pretty at the Emmys. She’s definately tweaked her face and seems like the type who won’t know when to stop. LOVE the photo of her not drinking out of the bottle.

  5. klou says:

    If your family is so important to you, maybe you should stop calling your sisters drunks in the media.

  6. Jb says:

    Omg, Kim used to be so naturally gorgeous. Why did she have to go mess up her face like that?

  7. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    “I always felt this sense of pride that he had in me that I was the responsible one so I always wanted to make him proud.”

    Yeah, you’re only famous because you let a man literally take a piss on you.

    I’ve heard the Kardashians are Klassy K*nts

  8. annaloo says:

    Wait til she meets the Toasted Almond, or the Grasshopper, or the Polar Bear.. that butt of hers will get a LOT bigger.

  9. Jen Wind says:

    So much prettier before she messed with her face. Now she looks plastic and strange.

  10. Riley says:

    Yeah, but she is as addicted to cock as Paris is and she always parts her lips when she poses like she sees that it is near by.

  11. kelbear says:

    I actually think her face looked really good at the Emmy’s. Wasn’t so catlike as usual.

  12. Kelly says:

    I think, you know, I like the way she threw her sisters under the bus by saying they’re total lushes.

  13. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Note to self have a White Russian. I have never had one. Sounds really delish.

    Pretty annoying how she says “you know” so much. What is that? Your nearly 30 speak with some intelligence. I like Kim so much more now then before. Kim was so bloated before and AVERAGE looking. Kim looks effing fabulous now.

    Also is kim really the oldest? Goodness Khloe looks so much older the rest of the girls.

  14. maya says:

    Kim’s face is back to normal. The Botox and fillers are worn off, she looks great.

    As for Paris, she is an idiot and clearly needs better management. Someone like her being caught with “cocaine” is a career killer. Paris is not an actress, singer or producer, people are not concerned about her talent being wasted like they are for Lindsay Lohan. Whatever spotlight Paris had left is dwindling and this latest drug arrest has probably ended it for her.

  15. maya says:

    @meme – Kim was not on David Letterman last night, she was on The Jay Leno Show.

  16. Cam says:

    Fame-whores, YOU KNOW.

  17. maya says:

    @Kelly – How is Kim “throwing her sisters under the bus”? Khloe has a DUI and we have all seen Kourtney get wasted on their reality shows.

  18. gee says:

    I don’t care, I like the Kardashians. They don’t make excuses for their fame whore ways or whatever. AND surgery or not, she’s stunning.

  19. Po says:

    I love how some of these people saying that they don’t drink makes them think they sound classy. For me it usually makes them sound like a liar. Just say I don’t drink as much as I used to or say I try not to get so drunk I look like a complete idiot. But don’t say I ordered a drink at 30 as if thats the first drink you ever had. If you’re so uncomfortable about your drinking that you feel you have to lie about it maybe you should just avoid questions about it.

  20. NayNay says:

    It’s probably, because her nose has been done so many time, that she cannot snort the coke.

  21. NayNay says:

    Maya #14:

    I believe those are old pictures of her. Her damn face still looks the same,plastic, plastic, plastic.

  22. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I’ve found a way to stop people from saying “you know” or “you know what I mean” when they’re in conversation with me.

    EVERY time they say “you know”, even if you have to interrupt them, respond “I know”. It will drive that person CRAZY, and they usually take the hint.

    worked wonders when I worked at a university and had to deal with students saying “like” and “you know” all the time.

    I would also ask them “were you ‘like’ sick, or were you sick?”

    when you put in in their face like that, they can’t help but see how dumb it sounds.

  23. Kitten says:

    Really? If her family is so tight and so amazing why didn’t they teach her to love herself and the looks she was born with?

  24. teehee says:

    She used to look like Khloe. BTW I typed a comment before but it never showed up cos I had the link to my FB profile listed as my website? Hmm.

  25. maya says:

    @NayNay – I comparing the picture of Kim in white posted above. That picture is from the Emmy Awards that were on Sunday night. The Botox and fillers are wearing off.

  26. Raven says:

    Loved the photo of her sucking on that vodka bottle. So much for not liking the taste.

    I’ve read that Paris Hilton is a lot like Glenn Close’s character in Dangerous Liasons. When people began to realize that, the smarter ones stopped hanging out with her. I realize smarter is a relative term, but this includes Kim and Nicole Richie, among others. Apparently, though, some like Lindsay Lohan didn’t catch on and were really used and made fun of. In fairness, Paris is 5 years older than Lindsay, who was 18 or so at the time. I have read that Paris had a lot to do with Lindsay developing a serious drug habit.

  27. meme says:

    @maya – my bad. still Kim looked great at the Emmy’s and crap on Leno.

  28. PleaseStop says:

    @love angelina – Please stop, your comments are extremely irritating. Just like ,you know

  29. In all fairness, she looks like she’s not enjoying that drink!

  30. Kelly says:

    @maya – She’s throwing her sisters under the bus by broadcasting, on national television, that she thinks her sisters are drunks. I think it’s hypocritical to talk about how close she is with her family and then badmouth them in the next breath. I suppose it’s good that she sees them for what they really are, but yeesh – couldn’t she just keep her mouth shut and let their behavior speak for itself? That seems like the classy way to handle it.

    Then again, Kim is not exactly known for her classiness.

  31. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    “‘OK, you’re the responsible one and you have to watch your sister, and (he) taught me how to drive when I was 14 in case my sister or her friends were going to be drinking and I always had permission to drive,”

    Uh, since when is it responsible to let a 14 yr old drive in LA at night?. So her dad gives her permission to drive, however the law does not. By the way, what is a 14 yr old doing out with her sister who is drinking. Again, not very responsible.

    She never seemed to mind Paris when she was hanging on her years ago, trying to be the famwhore like Paris. Such a sanctimonious hypocrite!

    And no, Kim is not the oldest, Kourtney is.

  32. Amanda says:

    Kim looks SO different. I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is, but there are a few obvious things. Seeing these pictures, I can say for 100% sure she has had a nose refinement. No question, it’s a different nose. The cheeks are obviously enlarged, giving her the cat lady appearance. I think they are way too big and make her look older than she is. I also think she is going overboard with the fake eyelashes.

    I think it’s pretty funny Kim trying to present herself as goody two-shoes. Ya, girl, you may not drink (or whatever) but you have a sex tape. YOU HAVE A SEX TAPE. You’re a socialite, famous for nothing, you have an awful reality show, and you have a sex tape. Please embrace it and do not try to present yourself as something you are not. Thanks!

  33. lilred says:

    @PleaseStop:whether you like it or not Praise St. Angie! has every right to post what ever she wants here as do you.

  34. The Truth Fairy says:

    OK I couldn’t even focus on this article because I can’t get over how different Kim’s face is in that top photo!! MAJOR surgery. WOW

  35. oxa says:

    She may not be a drug addict but she is addicted to fame, fillers, botox and plastic surgery.

  36. Green Is Good says:

    New drinking game: Take a drink every time this freaking idiot says “Y’know”.

    You’ll y’know, be sh*t-face in 20 minutes.

  37. Merry says:

    God, I still hope that whatever she is doing to her face – that it is reversible. I hope she falls, smacks her head real hard, then all of a sudden realizes she needs to go back to when her face was beatiful and she was gorgeous!

  38. PleaseStop says:

    @lilred absolutely, but my post was for @ love angelina… Not praise st angie

  39. Laurie says:

    Seeing these older pics of Kim really emphasize the extent of plastic surgery work and/or injectibles she has used on her face!!!

  40. connie says:

    @33, she didnt say anything to Praise St. Angie, she called out love angelina. and she’s right

    on another note, kim is attractive now no doubt, but the fact that she is surgically enhanced makes that “incredibly gorgeous” less meaningful to me because she bought it. with her money im sure i could be drop dead too!

  41. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    @lilred= I believe she said Love Angelina not Praise St.Angie, either way, you make a point though, even if I agree with what Pls stop said.

  42. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Pleasestop How are my comments irritating?

  43. original kate says:

    kim used to be so pretty, but now she looks like a marionette.

  44. TaylorB says:

    What happened to the 3 strikes rule in CA? Or does that only apply to those who are not rich as hell?

    edit: My bad, I guess she hasn’t always been arrested in CA, so she only has 1 or 2 strikes there.

  45. TaylorB says:

    Love Angelina,

    Don’t worry about it, if people were banned from here for simply being opinionated half of us, myself included, wouldn’t be here.

    edit: Acutally, I just re-read your post (unless another one was removed and I missed it) and am not sure what was so offensive about the comment. You were not disrespectful to the other posters here or the moderators, and you didn’t cuss. This is really curious. Did you piss that person off in a previous post? Because if not, I can’t really understand the vitrol.

  46. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Taylor B Awww thank you. I only left 2 posts, and now this one. I don’t see how I could have made anyone mad in this thread. It is curious. I am very curious too. I would like to know what I said to irritate please stop.

  47. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    @LoveAngelina, keep on keepin’ on, I’ve never found anything you’ve said to be offensive, maybe over-the-top, but never offensive. :)

  48. redlips says:

    Bless her heart……Please!

  49. GeekLuva says:

    @ PleaseStop:

    I’m curious as well why you decided to single out Love Angelina. What was so annoying?

    @ NayNay:
    I may be in the minority here, but I don’t think KK has had that much work done if any. I think she just learned to become more polished with her look once she was exposed to the cameras more.

  50. funnygirl says:

    Oh Please! All the Kardashians are pretty trashy! I like watching their show but Kim is not the one to go on about values! I think Kris Jenner is the worst-Bruce doesn’t seem too bad if only he’d ever man up and stop Kris fame-whoring them all out in public lol.

  51. aenflex says:

    @loveangelina – we all have a right to post here unless the moderators see fit to remove our posts. I’m sorry that someone said you should stop posting.
    Like it or not we all have opinions.

    That being said, you sometimes can come off as very know-it-all and that can turn people away.
    I’m honestly not trying to take a shot at you, and I’m sure some of my sh*t has been know-it-all or irritating too. And people have dogged me for it:) So don’t feel bad, but if you were really concerned about why people were agreeing w/ @pleasestop, there’s one reason.

  52. walker says:

    Paris helped make her famous and now she’s talking smack. Whatever Kim. Your day will come.

  53. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Thank You Guys @she-who-shall-not-be-named @geekluva

    @Aenflex I know I come off as a know it, its one of the things people find annoying about me and I am sorry I come off that way or maybe its just how I am. LOL IDK. I know it bugs some people. I guess that could be a reason PS was annoyed with me. However thanks for the support.

  54. Jeri says:

    Interesting to see what Kim will look like @ 35 & 40 and where she will be in life. How much surgery she’ll have and will Mom still be cracking the whip?

  55. irl says:

    why anyone cares what this fame whore has to say is beyond anyone with a working brain.

  56. DetRiotgirl says:

    @Love Angelina. I’ve never found you offensive, only opinionated. But, after all, that’s why we’re all here to begin with; to offer opinions. I think the big problem here is that you are one of the few posters on this site who thinks that Kim looks better post botox/surgery/whatever she’s had done. Most people don’t agree with you, and that might be causing the angry call out from please stop.

    Also, you don’t always use correct grammar and frequently use slang words like “hawt”, which some people here feel the need to pick on. I suppose the way you talk also makes you sound kind of young. So, possibly please stop is targeting you because she thinks you are immature and thus aren’t entitled to your opinion.

    Perhaps she thinks that people should not be allowed to be casual, or disagree, on a gossip blog… You know, because all of our posts here will be graded by a college professer at the end of the night, right? And because the moral state of Kim Kardashian’s stance on surgery is of vital importance to everyone’s day, right?

    Yeah, so basically what I’m saying is, please stop had no right to try to run you over with her high horse. I don’t always agree with you either. But, I always enjoy your posts because you are so often the only one voicing a seriously different opinion from everyone else. Keep posting girl! I have an e-hug for ya right here! :)

  57. bb says:

    Damn I forgot how stunning Kim was just a few years ago. Now, waaaay too much filler, botox ect just like Megan Fox.

  58. lucy2 says:

    LOL #7, for pointing out why Kim is famous – her parents must be SO proud!

    If Leno had either a) put up that vodka photo when she was being all high and mighty about not ever being a drinker or b) just punched her in her stupid face every time she said “you know”, I would have taken back every criticism I’ve ever had about him.

    Kim might as well play the superiority role with Paris now, because you know sooner or later her 15 minutes will be up too, and she’ll be doing just about anything to be relevant. Of course, I don’t know what you do beyond what she’s already done…

  59. kim says:

    Because it would mess with the 100 nose jobs Kim has had is my guess.

    The Kardashian family makes the Hiltons look like brain surgeons. The entire family is just trash trash trash.

  60. kim says:

    But I will let the world see me getting pissed on & having sex. Such high mioral standards Kim. Youre family must be so proud (actually they are proud because this is what made them famous and they are hideous fame whores).

  61. kim says:

    She completely throws her sisters under bus with they drink enough for whole family comment. MEOW!!!!!! Total backhanded insult!

  62. bw says:

    @please stop’s remark directed to @Love Angelina took me by surprise, too. To the extent that I thought maybe she’d actually misread LA’s post, or confused hers with somebody else’s. I don’t see LA as being overly opinionated. And at least, she’s always upbeat. We all have opinons, and differences in opinions may be be infuriating at times. But attacking each other is kind of . . . hmmm. JMO.

  63. Crash2GO2 says:

    To be fair, Kim does look like she is not enjoying that suck of Vodka – look at that face!

    I much prefer her face and body before all her tweaks. But it’s her body and face, so oh well.

    And yeah, she totally threw her sisters under the bus with that comment. What a bitch! :O

  64. Dhavy says:

    I’m still trying to find out why anyone gives this fame whore any attention and why is she famous?

    Every one put down Laurence Fishburne’s daughter for doing porn just to be famous like this woman and yet people love Kim who as far as I can tell has never done anything to get to the status of an entertainer. Why criticize one and idolize the other? They seem the same to me

  65. teehee says:

    @Dhavy: I guess because Pron is willingly and deliberately produced released to the public; whereas if we ‘find’ a private sex tape that we can magically get our hands on, we feel weve gained access to a forbidden or inner area of their lives. Which is kinda what the celeb fascination is all about- we want to find private information and know things about our celebs- even if its false- so the ‘unauthorized’ release of a sex tape feeds that celebrity hunger and curiosity whereas the production and sales of a porn film is just another commercialized process and doesnt give us a glimpse of their real private life.

    So we can be intrigued and feel power or gain to peak into someone private sex tape but if they make a movie on purpose it isnt as alluring or popular.
    I think…. ?

    Although the line gets grey because celebs make these on purpose for publicity. But its with non paid actors– as in, someone who isnt listed as a ponr actor even though they do get proceeds of the release.

    sigh