Jon Hamm is scruffy, hot, and packing a glorious bulge


Here are some new photos of a very rugged looking Jon Hamm out and about in LA yesterday. It’s really, really hot in LA right now, so I don’t know why The Hamm is so covered up. Of course, if I had my way, he wander around half-naked most of the time anyway. I’m pretty sure The Hamm looks so unkempt because he’s not working at the moment – he’s already finished filming this season of Mad Men (I believe there are only three episodes left to air), and he maybe doesn’t have a film project coming up…? His IMDB says that he doesn’t have anything in immediate pre-production, so he’s likely chilling out, growing out his beard.

P.S. Check out the bulge in some of these photos. The Hamm is packing. And it is glorious.


I’ve been remise in discussing this current season of Mad Men just because A) It’s really personal to me, how I feel about this show, and it feels strange to write about something I’m so passionate about and B) Other sites recap and explore theories so much better than I could, and I do link to those stories in the links. But since The Hamm doesn’t seem to have any new interviews and there’s nothing else to talk about, can we just talk about this season for a moment?

The first half of the season, or what I like to think of as “Don Draper’s Year-Long Bender” – wasn’t all that great. I mean… I didn’t care for the Don parts all that much, just because I was waiting for him to find his footing post-divorce. While I waited for that, Peggy continued to wow me. The Hamm is considered the lead of Mad Men, and the three main women (January Jones, Christina Hendricks, Elizabeth Moss) seem to vie for screen time somewhat equally. But this season I just grew to love Peggy even more. She’s really come into her own skin, and she’s the one I’ve been tuning in to see this season.

It all changed on Episode 7, “The Suitcase” otherwise known as the best episode in the history of an already great television series. For nearly all of the episode, it was just Don and Peggy, talking and drinking and fighting and being honest, and it was awesome and funny and heartbreaking and moving, and that one episode – as far as writing, directing, acting and production – should set the standard for television. Since then, Don has changed for the better and Peggy seems even more confidant.

But I worry. Last Sunday’s episode was difficult, because we see the catastrophe looming. Will Sterling Cooper Draper Price survive the loss of Lucky Strike? Will Roger have another heart attack? Did Joan keep the baby? Will Don finally have to pay for the sin of stealing his identity from a dead man? Will Don continue to have panic attacks and will The Hamm continue to ACT HIS ASS OFF? Will Peggy land on her feet, always and forever? And will she ever find a boyfriend who fulfills her as much as her job? Sigh… I love this show.




Jon Hamm on Sept. 27, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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  1. OtherChris says:

    That’s just his pants, ladies. A guy with a genuinely huge bulge has it going down his pants leg. Well,unless he’s wearing tighty whities.

    Trust me. My degree is in large wangs.

  2. Arianna says:

    b-b-b-b-buuuuuuuuuulgeeee mmmmm

  3. Stephie says:

    Hehe, how could anyone NOT check out this article with THAT headline ! (and yes it is)

  4. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    OMG… This makes a girl dream….. that is soooo pretty!

  5. Eleanore says:

    He does have project in pre-production: Friends with Kids. Him and Jennifer should start filming by november or december.

  6. anon33 says:

    Damn Kaiser I just got to work and you have made my day. Why thank you 🙂

  7. guesty says:


  8. Kitten says:

    Glorious, indeed! Sunday night’s Mad Men was really stressful.

    Kaiser-I have a request for Hot Guy Friday. I just watched “A Prophet” the other night (great movie BTW) and the lead actor, Tahar Rahim is really cute!

  9. Kaiser says:

    Kitten – I just did Rahim two weeks ago.

  10. Stronzilla says:


    Do you have to do graduate work for that or can anyone jump right in?

  11. SallyJay says:


  12. poopie says:

    My Hamm could walk around in hefty bags barefoot and i’d still love to do him!

  13. Kitten says:

    Oops my bad, Kaiser! I totally missed him..He’s hotness for sure AND he’s a fantastic actor. Off to the HGF archives for me!

  14. supersleuth says:

    My favorite show on television by a long shot and the bonus is I get to watch the hottest eye candy known to woman!

  15. Eileen says:

    LOL on this post title! The Hamm doesn’t do it for me-but I couldn’t resist checking out what was going on down there! You have some perv lady readers on this site…me included!

  16. YOYO99 says:

    Kaiser is in heat!

  17. OtherChris says:

    @Stronzilla, while graduate work is required to teach at the university level, all you really need is a BA and good research skills.

  18. Bina says:

    Kaiser, you did??? Lucky woman!

    “I just did Tahar Rahim two weeks ago”

  19. Bella Bella says:

    God Bless You, Kaiser!

  20. Dee says:

    @otherchriss, I can’t believe I’m actually arguing this point, but I DO think this is a bulge. Different men carry their luggage in different ways based on personal preference and comfort and on whether they carry their size in length or circumference. This looks like a circumference, um, situation and is probably an actual bulge.

  21. Sumodo1 says:

    One thing is for certain: Jon Hamm does his own laundry and doesn’t iron. A real man.

  22. flourpot says:

    Unless he’s vining it up an arbor in there, I agree… It’s only his jeans. Nice illusion, tho.

  23. Taurus says:

    Holy Shnikies!!!Now i’ll really be in heat while im watching the show. Too bad I’m more attracted to Don Draper. I think its the slicked back hair and that no bs swagger.

  24. Bee says:

    This season has been excellent! And possibly the best one yet. I also think this will be the year Jon Hamm and Elizabeth Moss get their Emmys. “The Suitcase” was probably the best episode of any series I’ve ever scene. I was completely “knocked out” by it. The Hamm was so astounding in that, and Sunday’s episdode. I actually felt like I was having a panic attack watching him. He’s gorgeous, a great actor, and apparently hung like a horse. What can’t this man do?

    I am so afraid that John Slattery’s Roger is going to kick the bucket. It seems like they’ve been foreshadowing his demise all season. Hopefully, we won’t have to wait until next year to find out if Joan’s still pregnant. Thanks for writing about this season Kaiser. I have been interested in your take on it.

  25. Lynda says:

    HOLY SHIT Kaiser. I gotta go eat some ice cubes…hold on.

  26. Eve says:


    Come on, Kitten. I’ve asked for Tahar Rahim for weeks and Kaiser finally posted him last Friday.

    I told you guys, he’s amazing!

    By the way, thanks Kaiser for the additional gallery (great pictures, now I’m more in love than I’ve ever been).

  27. Mistral says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!! Ah, this post and the comments are cracking me up. Debating the fine points of bulge…

  28. Aqua says:

    now their’s one man I can’t get enough of!

  29. apsutter says:

    I have always liked mad men but even I thought there was way to much hype surrounding it but this season and last season have changed my mind. It has been amazing and I am in love with it and I live for new episodes each sunday. Sadly, there are only 3 left this season. And he does have quite a package even if this pic is an illusion. Just watch that SNL skit he did where all the members of Congress are fantasizing about him and he’s wearing the little shorts and tight pants..damn!

  30. DIANA says:


  31. darkladi says:

    Mother of… why did anyone tell me about this? I would climb him like a tree.

  32. LucyOriginal says:

    “P.S. Check out the bulge in some of these photos. The Hamm is packing. And it is glorious.”

    :). Should I be embarrassed that i stared a his package when I saw the photos at dlisted? He totally dress to the right…