Lindsay Lohan wants her SCRAM bracelet off, because it’s uncomfortable

40913, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, holding onto a big bulge in her pocket, is seen leaving the LA courthouse following her court hearing. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Photograph: James Breeden / Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

I think I must have forgotten this in some kind of gossip-contact-crack-buzz haze, but Lindsay Lohan still has to wear her SCRAM bracelet even though she’s chilling in the Bette Ford clinic. Ha! Stupid untrustworthy crackhead. Anyway, when she’s not gnawing on a razor wire fence in an attempt to snort cow dung for the high, she’s bitching and moaning to anyone who will listen about how her SCRAM is totally uncomfortable. Hey, Lindsay? You know what’s even more uncomfortable? Jail.

Lindsay Lohan wants to lose her closest confidante – her SCRAM – and pronto. RadarOnline.com has learned the 24-year-old Mean Girls star is whining about the booze detector that is permanently fixed to her ankle, even though she is living a clean and sober life at the Betty Ford Centre in Rancho Mirage, California.

“Lindsay wants her alcohol monitoring device off – now,” a source close to the anxious actress told RadarOnline.com, exclusively. “Lindsay is pleading with her lawyer, counselors and anyone who will listen to try and find a way to get the SCRAM device taken off. Lindsay complains because it is supposedly very uncomfortable.”

The troubled star, who is undergoing her fifth stint in rehab, was fitted with the alcohol-monitoring device within 24 hours of being released from jail, late September.

Lohan, who spent just 13 days of a 90-day jail term in July for violating the probation terms of a 2007 conviction for driving under influence, was sent back to prison after she failed a court-ordered drug test, testing positive for cocaine abuse. But an appeals court reversed Judge Elden Fox’s decision not soon after, on the proviso she got (her third) SCRAM bracelet.

The source told RadarOnline.com, “Lindsay doesn’t understand why she has to wear the SCRAM because she voluntarily checked into rehab and she is tested for drugs while being at Betty Ford.

“Judge Schnegg is the one that ordered Lindsay to wear the bracelet after allowing her to post bail, and go against what Judge Fox had ordered.

“Lindsay will have to wear the bracelet until her next hearing on October 22nd and could be forced to wear it for as long as Judge Fox makes her.”

[From Radar]

Once again, if this is true, Lindsay just doesn’t get it, does she? She thinks all of this – the court appearances, the alcohol classes, the jail, the rehab, the lawyers, all of it – she thinks it’s all because people are “mean”. She thinks that she’s a poor innocent victim/child and that everyone is totally overreacting that she should get the SCRAM taken off because it’s so uncomfortable, y’all! Nevermind that the last time she was wearing a SCRAM, it WENT OFF because she was doing COCAINE. It’s there for a reason, ya know? Because she’s a dumb, untrustworthy crackhead.

Also – this story. I hate talking about Michael Lohan, but Michael K at Dlisted sums the sh-t up pretty well. Michael Lohan is such a f-cking crazy douche.

45091, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday September 17 2010. Amidst reports she failed a court ordered drugs test, Lindsay Lohan shows off her tattoo I restore myself when I'm alone during a night out in LA. Reports suggest the troubled star could return to jail after supposedly testing positive for cocaine. Photograph:   Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

16605, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. FILE PHOTO dated Sunday July 22 2007. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Lindsay Lohan spends a relaxing day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, California. Lohan has reportedly been arrested again for suspiscion of driving under the influence. The 21-year-old, who has been wearing an alcohol detection ankle bracelet (pictured) since her release from rehab, allegedly had cocaine in her possession when she was arrested. Photograph: Symons, Johnstone, PacificCoastNews.com

16605, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. FILE PHOTO dated Sunday July 22 2007. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Lindsay Lohan spends a relaxing day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, California. Lohan has reportedly been arrested again for suspiscion of driving under the influence. The 21-year-old, who has been wearing an alcohol detection ankle bracelet (pictured) since her release from rehab, allegedly had cocaine in her possession when she was arrested. Photograph: Symons, Johnstone, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. tar says:

    SHE makes ME uncomfortable.

  2. Tia C says:

    Of course she wants it off. She doesn’t deserve to be treated this way! Oh wait, yes she does.

    One minor correction, Kaiser – the SCRAM only monitors alcohol, not cocaine or anything else. Her SCRAM went off because she drank. She tested positive for cocaine in a couple of drug tests. Two separate things.

  3. Eleonor says:

    Oh sweety I would like to have 200.000 euros every month, It would be so much comfortable for me.

  4. worueors says:

    Awwww poor baby, oh wait I’m talking about the baby she almost took out while she was screeching around the streets. Shame poor thing is uncomfortable though 🙂

  5. devilgirl says:

    And I want 1 million dollars because that would make me more comfortable.

  6. Kloops says:

    Aww, poor Crackalicious

  7. koala says:

    what a piece of shit.

  8. Diane says:

    Look to me like she’s managing just fine in the above picture.

  9. javagirl1 says:

    Michael Lohan is such an idiot! A rehab is not just going to let someone check in that would be detrimental to a patient they already have. I doubt that they would even have any patients that were related enrolled at the same time.

    Edit: If he really cared about her, he’d abide by her wishes and leave her alone.

  10. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    This whole family are shit. I am tired of hearing anything from this pack of famewhores.

  11. original kate says:

    why is her neck so puffy? yikes.

  12. i was like, why are you so obsessed with me says:

    you know what’s kinda sad? she made mean girls six years ago and she’s still referred to as “mean girls star”. while it was a relatively above average film, it wasn’t a ground breaking, “will go down in history as one of the greatest films of all time” movie. even rachel mcadams and amanda seyfried aren’t associated with mean girls anymore (rachel with sherlock holmes and her environmental causes, amanda with letters to juliet and big love). it just shows how her career has gone on the back burner. so sad.

  13. Jeri says:

    Lindsay just doesn’t get it, the law does not see her as “special.” Only Mommy Dina does.

  14. Anne says:

    Boo Hoo! Such a whiney self entitled snot.

  15. Liana says:

    she has to wear the SCRAM because she VOLUNTARILY entered rehab and actually could sign herself out. As far as the court is concerned, rehab is simply where Lohan is living right now. If the court ORDERS rehab, then they would take the SCRAM off.

  16. Innocent says:

    @Liana
    Yes but the court did approve the rehab because she would be subject to random searches and drug tests if she wasn’t in a strict rehab.
    Either way she is getting it off next week and according to Dina finishes rehab on the 28th but may get a 5th mugshot on the 22nd.
    I really don’t think SCRAMS should determine someone’s freedom given their well documented issues but obviously it is better than jail.

  17. hellen says:

    And I hate that she is wearing an Hermes bracelet just like mine. HATE. THAT.

  18. lilred says:

    She needs to put her big girl panties on and deal with it…

  19. bondbabe says:

    And people in hell want ice water!! She just doesn’t get that all of “this” is to help her, not be hurtful to her.

    And I’m not trying to be a “mean girl” here, but I am hesitant to think she will live to be 30 years old.

  20. logan says:

    All those homeless folks wish they had a meal because they are “uncomfortable”.
    Too bad they don’t give her shock treatments, that would be uncomfortable.
    What a self-righteous, a**. I still say give her all the coke her nose will hold and then some.

  21. Kitten says:

    If she can endure the pain of lip injections, surely she can put up with a little bit of ankle discomfort.

  22. Ursaline says:

    @ Hellen: yeah, that would piss me off too.

    @ lilred: ITA!

    And that story about Courtney Cox and David Arquette is just sad.

  23. dorothy says:

    Boo Hoo…things like that happen when you BREAK THE LAW (several times). Get over it.

  24. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    OMG! That story about Michael Lohan is so ridiculous it has to be true

    The whole Lohan family is trailer trash with cash

    Despicible – all of them – not sure who is worse, Dina, Michael or Lindsay

  25. Angel says:

    It looks terribly uncomfortable.

  26. Stephanie says:

    The link about Michael Lohan was pretty friggin hilarious!

  27. Sassy says:

    Dumb crackie.

  28. jennifer says:

    Holy fuck. No wonder she’s so messed up, with those genes she was doomed from the getgo. In that respect, I do have pity for her.

  29. Mary Jane says:

    Years ago I had to wear one of these (looked the same). Was it uncomfortable? Yes. Was it better than sitting in jail? Hell yes!
    I was a ballet dancer for years and am skinny as heck so I was actually able to toe-point and slide it off (I hated showering with that damn thing on!). LL’s (funny — my real initials are LL as well!) SCRAM DOES look a little tight and that plastic band can hurt but I think she just needs to STFU and be glad she’s not sitting in jail.

  30. DiMi says:

    If it’s uncomfortable, they can refit it, can’t they?

  31. skeptical says:

    dear lindsay:
    Boo, you wh*re.

    (bad joke i know.. but i couldn’t resist… sorry.. i go now)

  32. CB Rawks says:

    I hope the one leg gets all bulky and muscular because of the workout it’s getting.
    Actually Linds, you’d better match the weight on the other side or you might end up walking in unintentional circles.