Alex Rodriguez is all up on RHONY’s Kelly Bensimon


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Remember how Cameron Diaz spent her Thanksgiving holiday riding the A-Rod train? Ugh. I felt the bile rising in my throat even as I typed that. I so cannot imagine doing anything on or around Alex Rodriguez’s dong. He just seems so… gross. Disgusting. Shiver-inducing. Anyway, while Cameron is doing nonsensical photo calls in Europe for The Green Hornet, A-Rod is still in Miami, partying his ass off. And guess who he’s riding now? Yes, Real Housewife Kelly “My Eyes Look Like This Because I’m Batsh-t Crazy Now Give Me Your Yummy BRAINS” Bensimon. These are photos of Kelly tanning her Stephen Tyler/Iggy Pop self in the Miami sun.

Alex Rodriguez was spotted flirting with “Real Housewives of New York” star Kelly Bensimon at Wall in Miami the other night.

At the Art Basel party hosted by Vito Schnabel, Alex Dellal and Stavros Niarchos, “He had his arm ’round Kelly and they were flirting,” a witness told us.

The next day the two were seen browsing art at the Convention Center.

A different source said, “While Alex was recently seen with Cameron Diaz again, they’re not back together. He is single.”

Reps for A-Rod and Bensimon didn’t get back to us.

[From Page Six]

Lainey thinks that Cameron Diaz is going to go all Fatal Attraction on A-Rod when she gets back, but I don’t know. I think it’s more likely that Camy and A-Rod are just a casual hookup, and that they are both technically “single”. But can you imagine being in some kind of casual sexual relationship with an ex and he starts up some sexual relationship with Kelly Bensimon? I would be devastated.

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Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. Riley says:

    Her ass looks like a pancake but not as good… Didn’t A Rod hook up with Bethany Frankel too? So does this make Bethany and Kelly f*ck buddies? (I had to ask that because Bethany would die). I don’t think Camy will go all psycho because then that would mess up her facade of “I bang who I want, when I want, no strings attached.”

  2. happygirl says:

    OHHHHHHHH KAISER!!!! Jesus, you could warn a sister before putting those pictures up! Now I can’t even finish my McDouble. Eyewash….here….I…come. OH how I wish I could UN-SEE those…

  3. Meow Mix says:

    EWWWWWWWW. They are both gross. Having those 2 get together could be the start of a new, untreatable STD

  4. photo jojo says:

    Who the hell wears a leather bikini, faux or not?! Gross, gross, gross!

  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    is that a latex bikini? gross.

    hellooooooooooo yeast infection!

  6. InVain says:

    Holy crap, she’s gross. He’s gross too. He’s always had a thing for woman who have manish bodies…IE: his ex-wife, Madonna, and now whatever you can classify her ^ as.

  7. jen says:

    Holy crap-ola! He makes billions of dollars-is that the best he can do??!!

  8. guesty says:

    guess he really has a type…

  9. Lukie says:

    If Kelly Bensimon is telling the truth about how she handles men she’d consider dating, she will not be sleeping with him any time soon.

    He is clearly not typical of most Dominican men; in no way shape or form is Alex Rodriguez an ass man.

  10. Stubbylove says:

    I’m just trying like hell to ignore the image of what her corpse-like, horrifying vadge must look like out of my brain – why, oh why did you do this to me Kaiser???? !!!

  11. NayNay says:

    Ugh! What a step down from Cameron. He seems to be hitting the bottom of the barrel. He went from Madonna, to Cameron, now to Bensimon. Get some standards A-Rod.

  12. RHONYC says:

    *ergh…gurgle*

    uh, i just threw up in my mouth a little.

    :-(

  13. TaylorB says:

    InVain,

    You are correct, A-Rod does seem to like his dates an adams apple away from a full on tranny.

  14. The_Porscha says:

    He sure loves his “athletic” (read: mannish) looking women. It’s one thing to be well-toned, which I consider a great look, but it’s quite another to be jacked a la Kelly Bensimon and Madonna, two of A-Rod’s former flames.

    ETA: Didn’t read comments beforehand (my bad!), but A+ for InVain. Completely cosign!

  15. Littlefatme says:

    She makes Kate (of the plus 8 show) look good. Eeww!

  16. becky says:

    the mannish type!!! yes i’ve been saying this for ages!!!!

  17. becky says:

    and did u guys notice how muscular cammie looked i her last bikini pics? i think shes really into arod

  18. dread pirate cuervo says:

    As a Yankee fan, I am truly concerned. I hope he gets his Lasik surgery well before spring training starts.

  19. Randomness says:

    Just threw up a little in my own mouth

  20. brin says:

    To all the above posters…..LMAO!!!!!
    You said it all!!!!

  21. Mike says:

    It may be me but considering that every woman I have ever seen him with looks like a man with tits, I am wondering if ARod is living in the same closet as Tom Cruise.

  22. Green Is Good says:

    Lithium cocktail with a Prozac chaser, anyone? Lord knows Beef Jerky Kelly needs ‘em bad.

  23. mauibound says:

    She may be skinny but damn no muscle tone. nasty

  24. Franny says:

    leather on leather….

    i’m not going to rip on her for her body type, but girlfriend needs to learn how to dress her body. If you have broad shoulders, don’t wear a bikini top that makes them even broader and if your ass isn’t where it used to be, wear a bottom that covers it up a little. no shame in wearing a swimsuit that makes you look better!

  25. redlips says:

    Bless her little heart….nasty!

  26. bellaluna says:

    Oh dear. Oh dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. There comes a time in every person’s life when they have to recognise their own limits. Clearly, she surpassed hers quite some time ago. Minus the recognition of limits. Yuck.

  27. Matt says:

    @ Lukie ITA, Kelly always goes on about how she has never had a one night stand and is only looking for a husband, it will be interesting to see how that works out when she is hanging around this man-whore.

  28. Marjalane says:

    I’m suddenly feeling a whole lot better about my body after seeing those pictures, and why, why, why, why, WHY, 100X why, would anyone want to let Arod’s dirty dong anywhere near them after some of the skanks he’s been with? That is all kinds of ick in my book.

  29. Kim says:

    He sure likes the masculine type =(

    She needs to exercise/tone up.

  30. e.non says:

    arod does like the masculine ladies…

  31. dorothy says:

    OMG! Sometimes in your life you just have to say: ONE PIECE!! That is not a body for a bikini.

  32. suesue says:

    Does he know she’s a lil `cwazy’?

  33. Stephanie says:

    Seems like he will bang anything. Ugh.

  34. original kate says:

    wow…someone needs a one-piece.

  35. Ruffian9 says:

    “He’s always had a thing for woman who have manish bodies…”

    True,that.
    A fetish?

  36. SoulLovah says:

    I’m not one to judge someone for aging (somewhat) naturally and not looking totally plastic, but jee whiz people you gotta know what looks flattering on your body!! gahh

    PS– off topic but please do a post on Blake Lively being the face of Chanel…I would love to know the BS that comes out of her mouth about that

  37. Jayna says:

    Aw, this makes me miss New York Housewives. I can’t wait for the crazy. But Camille is keeping me satisfied with crazy until NYH starts.

  38. Jayna says:

    He likes older women, I guess.

    Madonna, Cami, this nutzo.

  39. Crash2GO2 says:

    Oh dear. Does she not own a mirror? How can someone be lean yet flabby? Muscular (in one or two areas) yet hanging slack in others? I get the loose skin on the belly – having kids does that to you.

    I’m sure she looks fab in clothes. lol

  40. chasingadalia says:

    @dorothy : yeah, a one-piece with one of those frilly skirts attached.

    Hoo. I’m only in my early twenties, that wonderful age where you’re supposed to wear odd revealing clothing, and I’d never be caught dead in something like that! My tits wouldn’t hold that top (if you can call it that) up!

  41. frewt says:

    She looks so fecking ‘orrible I can’t believe she has the nerve to flaunt herself in a bikini and given his recent romantic history, its clear he’s got a thing for the hardened lady-boy type girls…

  42. Nikki says:

    LOL – this article and pictures are completely disgusting and hilarious! A-Rod = pig in shoes, foul person in general. Cameron Diaz = arrogant asswipe with an ugly face with man body, no hips, no butt, no curves. Kelly B. = just plain nuts and a gross body. Hilarious, all around.

  43. Nikki says:

    Oh, and totally agree about A. Rod digging women with manly bodies…maybe he’d prefer it if they were just male altogether!

  44. Trillion says:

    Cameron dated Cris Angel, who is a douche prototype. Her taste is no better than his…

  45. Micki says:

    And here I thought that EVERY woman looks in the mirror while buying bikini:)

  46. Jaye E says:

    I just had a full body dry heave. Gross!!

  47. Katyusha says:

    I can honestly say I’ve never seen someone who had two creases in each butt cheek.

  48. Lola7 says:

    OMG LOL @ some of these comments – priceless!! :)

  49. coucou says:

    What you have here is the perfect definition of a “skinny fat,” as mentioned on a Weed’s show a few seasons back…