Sharon Stone & Mickey Rourke together (for charity): who would you rather?

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I know it sounds completely random, but Sharon Stone and Mickey Rourke were in Russia today for the same press conference, something about children or eye diseases or something. That’s not important! The important thing is: Sharon Stone and Mickey Rourke! TOGETHER. Why did I never think of the two of them together? God, can you even imagine how insane and hilarious and crazy a couple they would make? It looks like Russian organizers were worried that someone would end up drunk and pregnant (Mickey), because they kept Sharon and Mickey away from each other. So, alas, no photos of them standing together. But luckily, I did find these old pics in the time capsule:

LONDON - FEBRUARY 07:  (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Mickey Rourke and Sharon Stone attend The Orange British Academy Film Awards Nominees Party hosted by Asprey on February 7, 2009 in London, England.  (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

LONDON - FEBRUARY 07:  (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Mickey Rourke and Sharon Stone attend The Orange British Academy Film Awards Nominees Party hosted by Asprey on February 7, 2009 in London, England.  (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

LONDON - FEBRUARY 07:  (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Mickey Rourke and Sharon Stone attend The Orange British Academy Film Awards Nominees Party hosted by Asprey on February 7, 2009 in London, England.  (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

Those are just from last year! You know they were probably lovers. Long ago, and then again last year, probably. And it ended badly the second time. Either that or they flew to St. Petersburg together in a haze of Vicodin, champagne and rubber, and this press conference is just to announce their union. As for who I would rather… that’s so tough. I think I would prefer to go to bed with Mickey, but I’d rather go on a date with Sharon. Sharon would be fun to have dinner with – if the bitch didn’t stab you. Of course, you’re probably going to get stabbed if you go to bed with Mickey anyway.

Also: Sharon should stop with the red lipstick. It ages her.

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26 Responses to “Sharon Stone & Mickey Rourke together (for charity): who would you rather?”

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  1. jen says:

    They’d be great on Walking Dead.

  2. Me1st says:

    she is starting to look her age, I still think she looks great though!!

  3. DeE says:

    Time and tide wait for no man. Wow age really does a # on us. Some of us can stave it off with eating correctly and genetics, but it soon catches up with the lot of us. I look at young and old pic comparisons of people, especially those without surgeon’s assistance, and say wow..

  4. bros says:

    she looks great and has amazing bone structure that keeps her skin up and taut.

    i still would with mickey.

  5. brin says:

    Mickey was so good looking back in the day. He really screwed his face up.

  6. spinner says:

    errrr…I’ll take Sharon.

  7. Jeri says:

    Good job Sharon, looking good. I’m glad she hasn’t opted for the cheek implants that are destroying so many womens looks.

  8. rentho says:

    i’m glad to see she is allowing “nature”to take its course and not nip/tucking or botxin’ing every little wrinkle…..mickey rourke used to be sooo good looking i hope he doesnt go under the knife again

  9. javagirl1 says:

    Sharon for sure…

  10. RHONYC says:

    next question, please. ew. :-(

  11. Ron says:

    I love that sharon looks great but she looks great at 50. she’s not trying to look 30. Kudos to her.

  12. Bailey says:

    Mickey, used to be hot back in the day. Now, he looks like a archeological dig. Too bad they don’t make time machines.

    Kaiser, seriously, did you really need to post giant pictures? I nearly swallowed my tongue when Mickey’s face conquered my screen.

  13. gg says:

    These two should pair up.

  14. caramia says:

    One of his dogs, even the dead one

  15. Schnauzers!!! says:

    I can’t help it…there is something sexy about Mickey. It was there before the plastic surgery and it’s still there. I can’t help it. He just has that “something”. Looks or not(it’s all opinion)…he has a presence. ;)

  16. Manda says:

    Can i pick “C” for none of the above please.

  17. Peaches69 says:

    You have to sleep with Mickey because Sharon would need for you to tell her how beautiful she is every minute of the day. And she would never leave. She looks straight up fatal attraction.
    Mickey would bang you an leave. I like that.

  18. Peaches69 says:

    @Manda
    LMAO. I love your answer.

  19. Cruisin_Through says:

    I agree Schnauzers! The man has totally ruined his face, but I still find him hott as hell!

    I would still have VERY PROTECTED sex with him. LMAO!

  20. Bitter fruit says:

    Whoah that last shot of Sharon = scroll down shock. Yipes.

  21. Kiska says:

    Mickey is scary looking and he resembles a piece of chewed up grizzle. As for Sharon, she looks amazing. However, they’d make for an interesting couple.

  22. clorismetchum says:

    sharon is looking HAGGARD. yikes.
    as for the question, i’d sit on mickey’s face back in the day, but now? that poor, tortured piece of beef jerky he calls his face ain’t gettin anywhere near my beef curtains, so i guess it’s sharon for the win. even though i’m not a lesbian. it’s kind of like a lesser of the two evils type situation here.

  23. Crash2GO2 says:

    Hmm. IMO, she has had some subtle lifting done – no sign of that little dewlap that starts to form at the top of your neck right under your jaw after age 40 or so. Still she looks fabulous – too much mascara though. I do like the lipstick – just not for closeups.

  24. REALIST says:

    Together, whether professionally or otherwise-hilarious! If I threw a wild party, I would invite them!

  25. mommadiamond says:

    Since Mickey is in Russia, his girlfriend Ana is right there with him
    I am sure. They probably are on a holiday for the Christmas. God bless
    Mickey & Ana. Time will tell for them
    if they marry, but Mickey is true blue
    to Ana. Sharon Stone & Mickey are stars,so they are doing celebrity work.

  26. Maritza says:

    Once you’re reach 50 close ups photos should be forbidden! Sharon Stone is ageing gracefully. I thought Mickey Rourke looked so good when he had the buzz haircut, long hair just makes him look creepy.