Oh, GOD. This is going to be one of those days, isn’t it? I’m looking through photos at our various photo agencies, looking for interesting photos from last night’s Hollywood Style Awards, and every single woman at the event looks like hot death. Perhaps it was the lighting. Perhaps it was that the event was for “style” so every C and D-lister who considers herself a “fashion girl” decided to show up and fug it up. Perhaps I’m just in a bad mood. Ugh. You know it’s bad when Kate Bosworth is one of the biggest “names” at the event. Here she is in a white t-shirt and a billowy, too-large pale green skirt. Don’t even ask me who designed it. I have no clue. Nor do I care. All I see is bulimia jaw and forehead.
I thought Camilla Belle was one of the better dressed ladies – and that’s not saying much. But I kind of like this dress, even though she’s one of those Rachel Bilson girls who just shows up to events and barely registers as to why I even know her name.
Lea Michele… I just can’t even with this chick. The bangs trauma, the emaciated body, the funky hemline of the dress, and the famewhore glint in her eye… ugh. It’s like she’s saying to the camera “I am the hottest girl here!” And the camera is saying “Not so much.”
Emily Blunt… ugh. This dress is tacky hideous awful fug nasty SO SO BAD. Why?
You don’t even want to see Mena Suvari’s dress. It’s all about THE FACE. The Face tells you all you need to know.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Whole lotta white and fug.
Are they all wearing the same foundation? It looks like they all got a good chemical peel, there skin is looking nice.
KB’s eyes look really creepy. I mean she is a pretty girl but so scary looking she looks like a character in ‘Death Becomes Her’
That’s how I look without blush on 0.0
The Camilla chick looks absolutely rediculous!! That is just a sloppy, poor makeup job
They all look really rough.
Bosworth’s wearing a T-shirt and a towel wrapped around her waist? Or wait, maybe it’s a curtain. I mean, you do have to cover up the naughty bits, don’t you? Also, my grandma’s lipstick is missing. Now I know who has it.
I’m liking Camilla Belle’s dress though. Wish it was anything else but eyebleach white, though.
Chalky…the lot of them…except for Lea.
Lea Michele’s dress is kinda ok, but that hair & those hideous feet-ugh!
Bulimia jaw & forehead made me LOL!!
Really? The Hollywood STYLE Awards? How ironic
Yuck.. to much pale
Lea Michele is the only one that looks good
camille is pointless, but she has the best damn taste in clothing. everything she wears to these events is great. I want to hate on her but I can’t because I covet her wardrobe. she ought to be a stylist or something.
Everyone is so waxy. I’m all for people being pale and not tanned, but why so shiny?
Poor KB, it’s hard to believe she’s the same girl that was in Blue Crush.
How do you always find the worst photos Kaiser? Is it the photo agencies you use? I was looking at pics from this event elsewhere and no one is as gross and pale as these pictures show.
Hate KB & her…garment. Love Camilla Belle. Hate that Glee chick. She makes me stabby like you wouldn’t believe. Meh on everybody else. I think this is a lighting disaster more than make-up disaster. The Glee chick must’ve been blowing the lighting dude b/c she’s the only one who doesn’t look frostbitten.
I think there is some serious bad lighting going on because they all have this off shade of white going on, its not as bad on Emily Blunt or Lea Michele. Emily Blunt looks like a high fashion clown. What was she thinking? 😛 Yea Kate looks damn near green, like I see subtle a shade of green she kinda looks like she slowly transforming into Zombie. They all look Halloween. Camille Belle is the Bride of Frankenstein. Sad red carpet.
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this made me laugh while studying for my useless exams.
too much makeup camilla belle dear god!!
this is all horrible, horrendous… i’m pale but not deathly like this 😐
@Laura I was going to say that because I just saw pics from this event somewhere else. I think Kate’s outfit still sucks but in other pics she doesn’t look like a walking corpse.
KBs dress looks home made. The lipstick color is horrible. Why she is considered stylish is beyond me. She always looks like she’s missed the mark.
I’d rather see the pale instead of that orange crap they slather themselves in. Still, a little bronzer or blush would have been nice.
The f*ck is going on with these supposed “fashions”? Are the stylists on strike or something? Gag! I wouldn’t be caught dead (no pun intended) in any of these dresses. And I can’t even afford a stylist!
And seriously, NO POCKETS IN DRESSES! You’re not 10 years old.
@KelBear – exactly. In other pictures Kate B has a nice tan and makeup, and Camilla doesn’t actually look like her skin is 4 different shades.
Pasty, pale, three days old – cold, chilly, cold-cold death! Washed out! It’s not even being pale, I am pale – but so bleached!! I hate to say it K, but I think hot death would have had more color! Eww, and yuck. What a shame that whole Kate Bosworth outfit is, and the Glee girl – that dress is like a quilted tissue.
Finally I end this “Oh, NO!” with a question: why is it that I kinda know Camilla Belle’s name? I can NEVER remember!
@ 13, 17: what would there be to bitch about if Kaiser would be using the same pics as everyone else?
I come here for a different point of view, for a breath of fresh air – not for same old and conformity.
KBos: combining white and off-white? Just pathetic.
None of them looks worthy of any kind of style award!
Oh my gosh, the pasty white celebrities just don’t comprehend how HORRIBLE they look in white!!!! It’s gross.
Is there some have-to-be-in upcoming movie about Marcel Marceau that everyone is trying out for here? Or is fish-belly white in style this year?
OH GOD. SHE SEEMS DEAD. O__O It scared the hell out of me.
This looks like the black and white ghost ball. They remind me of Sonny and Cher sketch when someone would yell “MAKEUP” and this huge powder puff would come in from off stage and slap them in the face with powder. What is up with the whiteface?
EWWWWWWW. What happened????
The funny thing is, they all think they are beautiful.
Just EWWWWWWWW.
I HATE white dresses.
Enough said.
It’s beyond me how KB can look like she thinks she’s it when he carrer seems to be going slowly but surely towards it’s death.. Anyway, the hairdo is the worst thing IMO. The outfit is by Jill Sander. I think it’s meant to be worn by someone a lot taller.
…how did Emily looks like a corpse even??? must b the lighting. Or sh lost a bet. Yes that’s it. She lost a bet…
If they are wearing it now, does that mean we’re supposed to be wearing it soon? It just gets worse and worse.
And the make up? Their lipsticks are awful!
Madame Trussaut is off her game. These people are the cheapest, wettest looking wax yet. It’s supposed to dry and be painted BEFORE display.
The Kate one is dead on though. Drippy wax just like the moving one.
@Nanea, Her dress isn’t an off white color. The other pictures I saw show the real color of being a moss green like color 😉
Looks like Kate is trying to snag a part on her boyfriend’s True Blood series with that pasty skin of hers.
you know how baby hippos look like they’re about to topple over because their heads are so enormous? that’s what bosworth reminds me of. only not nearly as cute as a baby hippo, of course.
Bosworth looks like she had to roll the waistline of her skirt over a few times to make it fit. I don’t get that look.
Props to Lea Michelle – no elbows sticking straight out to look skinnier like everyone does. I HATE THAT POSE SO MUCH! And, at least the girl’s got talent. Leave her alone!
I think it’s just these pictures, JJ site has some and Camilla has color in her skin and her dress
Outfit was the opening look for the Jil Sander S/S 2011 show. She copied the exact look down to the garish lipstick. Ugh.
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/review/S2011RTW-JLSANDER/
Emily’s shoes are fan-freaking-tastic.
Kate and Mena look horrible but I think Lea looks good. I know that is not a popular opinion though.
Wow. I wouldn’t take style advice from any of these bitches. None of them look good, and Mena and Kate look absolutely corpselike. Gross.
Wow talk about baaad lighting … they look like walking death and I don’t mean that as an insult to paleness … I’m pale as shit and I think pale skin is beautiful .. this is clearly bad chalky foundation or lighting or something … whatever it was … it was baaad
Dang, how big of flash were they using on the camera. Everyone is washed completely out.
As much as you hate bangs… I hate the slicked back… look at my five head.
And what is up with wearing all the white Easter dresses in December?
I love love love absolutely LOVE Kate Bosworth!!! She reminds me of Kim Novak!
They look like they fell face first into flour and then rolled in wax. Nasty. White t-shirt and green skirt. Horrid.
OH.
MY.
GOD.
sooooooooooooooooooooo tragic.
It’s like she’s saying to the camera “I am the hottest girl here!” And the camera is saying “Not so much.” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! loves it.
Holy pallor Batman! Never seen such a bunch of eggshell white faces. Weird.
i think kate bosworth actually looks fan-tabulous.
kaiser, tho, you slay me sometimes: “bulimia jaw” ?? hahaha!!
and the camilla belle thing bugs me. yes, she looks like a young elizabeth taylor. but has she, like, acted in anything? she’s touted as an actress, not a model. it seems i just see her in these kindsa pics and it’s rather dull to not even know or care much who someone is and yet have them in your face all the time.
also, her name bugs me. sounds really snotty.
“Holy pallor Batman!”
*snicker*
TWO DIFFERENT SHADES OF WHITE ON A BEIGE-ARSE PERSON.
The prosecution rests.
Yikes
Re: Kate Bosworth- And Skarsgard likes that?! She’s wearing Jil Sander. Her skin is perfect though, not a blemish on it.
cute
Who dresses these girls, the cloths in my closet is way better then what any of them is wearing and im not even a celeb ughh. Emaciated kate is the worst from the bunch whats up with the hair being pulled back? honey you need to try and hide that forehead not give it front and center attention. Pale ghost white and wearing white, all these girls need a few sessions in a tanning booth!