Prince Harry openly flirts with an attractive German actress

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Can I admit something, just at the start? I’m sick AGAIN. I had some horrendous flu for two awful weeks just after Thanksgiving, and then I got better, and now I’m sick yet again. It feels like the same damn flu too – it sucks. Anyway, these photos of Prince Harry in Berlin several days ago made me feel a little bit better. The woman he’s standing with is an actress named Sophia Thomalla. She’s 21 years old, and from the look of her IMDB page, she’s mainly a German television actress. Anyway, they’re standing there, together, awkwardly, for the “A Heart for Children” gala event in Berlin over the weekend – we didn‘t have these photos on Monday, unfortunately. Because these photos of the young actress and the ginger prince are amazing.

I love Harry’s flirting style. In some of the photos, it seems like he’s trying really hard not to look at her. And when he does look at her, it’s like he’s trying not to stare at the buffet of tits and legs on display. Poor Harry! You know he really just wanted to buy her vagina a drink and nail her in the coat closet.

Harry: “By the way, there’s nothing ‘spare’ about these royal jewels.”

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Harry: “Sprechen Sie Sex?”

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Harry: “Imagine what I’m going to do with this tongue. Do you see it? Picture it!”

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Harry: “Wow, that sounds really dirty in German! Now translate ‘motorboat’ please.”

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Harry: “The coat closet it is! I’ll meet you there in five minutes!”

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Scribe says:

    He has skinny fingers!

  2. Kevin says:

    Scribe, did you check out her fingers? In the bottom Photo it looks like she’s ready to give a flick to a nasal crustacean. Kaiser, I think I had that double bout of illness you are having a couple of weeks ago myself. Hope you feel better soon. Good captions on the photos.

  3. munchies says:

    ohahahah!! captions are soo funny..
    4th pic he was like, lecker…
    mein dong ist hart!

  4. asiont says:

    she has got a masculine jaw, Harry could do better

  5. Rita says:

    @Kaiser

    hope you feel better soon. I think the guy over Harry’s right shoulder might be the actress’ husband lol.

  6. hellena says:

    She’s more of a famewhore than an actress…;) Her mother is an B-list actress – even if she’s known more for her relationships. Sophia is right now in the Christmas Calender of AXE…Where Facebook-Fans vote what she has to do (as shave her head, what she partially did, as you can see!). So, she does not have very high standards. She probably enjoys these photos veryvery much…

  7. mln76 says:

    Love the captions . I hope you feel better soon.

  8. bros says:

    feel better kaiser. i got my first cold in 3 years last week 🙁 what symptoms constitute the flu? you didnt get a vaccination?

  9. Kaiser says:

    No, I didn’t get vaccinated. I never do, because I rarely get anything worse than a 3-4 day cold. But this winter has been brutal for me!

    Thanks for all the well wishes!

  10. mslewis says:

    I think Harry speaks German. After all, the royal family are all of German decent, right? He looks so cute in these photos. That “21 year old” looks about 30!!

    Kaiser, what you need to do is get tons of sleep for as long as you can and get all the way better. Otherwise, this flu thing will keep coming back. Remember, your lungs are weak after a flu attack and you are susceptable to all kinds of germs for a while after. Hope you feel better soon.

    P.S.: I haven’t had the flu or a bad cold since I started getting flu shots about 10 years ago. I highly recommend getting one (unless you are allergic to them, of course). They do the trick.

  11. munchies says:

    no matter what, shes smokin hot. pretty face than chelsey

    first pic is like hes going to explode. zipper is about to fly

  12. guesty says:

    they’re so hot for each other…love it.

    gws kaiser. 🙂

  13. NancyMan says:

    I hope he got laid. He is too cute to waste! K, I hope you soon feel better…

  14. RHONYC says:

    *phfweshefwesheshe*

    that’s the sound of sharpening talons of all prince harry’s groupies. 🙂

  15. LindyLou says:

    Hey Kaiser, I hope you feel better. I’ve got the flu right now too and it sucks big time!

  16. kiko says:

    kaiser i woke up today with the worst headache and stuffy nose 🙁 i feel your pain..

  17. bluhare says:

    Is it me, or does Harry look like he’s been enjoying a lot of Christmas mince pies? He’s got another chin!

  18. sapphire says:

    Lucky Sophia…sigh.

  19. Iggles says:

    He’s adorable and hot all at once! Harry is so awesome! Way more interesting than his brother.

  20. Crash2GO2 says:

    He looks silly with only the top button on his jacket done up. He’s lost his hotness just when he needed it the most!

    Great comments! 🙂

  21. Sam says:

    Hope you feel better soon Kaiser!!!

  22. Jeri says:

    He’s such a cutie! Like an over-eager toddler but so attractive.

  23. Marty says:

    Her mother is not a B-Actrice! This pure rubbish! Simone Thomalla ist the star of “Tatort”(crime scene)! A very popular tv-series in germany!

  24. Kim says:

    Good for him – he is young and single and she is also. Go for it Ginge!

    (Hope u feel better Kaiser)

  25. beanie says:

    She looks very manly tranny in the face. He is kinda cute for a ginge.

  26. Gab says:

    She’s only 21? Looks a well-maintained 41.

  27. Athena says:

    Fell better Kaiser, if you don’t have a fever then looking at hot ginger Harry will get you one.

  28. Christine says:

    Is it just me or does he have some half wood going on?

    Kaiser- feel better. Mainline echinacea too. I swear by it.

  29. lrm says:

    Um, I know many peope who get the flu shot and then get the flu.
    My family does alternative medicine to build the immune system, and are rarely sick-just a cold now and then-maybe once a yearif that.
    My son is almost never sick, and has never had an ear infection in his life. We don’t get the flu, either.

    btw, do that indian jam ‘chayawanprash’ daily-and you will curb lingering colds, coughs and flus that never get all the way better.

    You can have symptoms disappear, but still have the virus running around in your body, you know, people! You have to rebuild your system, not just deal with symptoms and hope it goes away.

    No, the flu shot is not a panacea….it’s funny, someone we know today just mentioned getting the flu, but they got the shot, ,so this topic was on my mind.
    whatever-i’m sure i won’t change anyone’s stategy. but it’s so bizarre to me-how you think one flu strand ina vaccine will prevent thousands of possible strands from infecting you, when you are not particularly doing anything to build immunity on a daily basis, and usually doing things that deplete immunity, to boot.

    choices, choices.
    happy holidays all!

  30. sickofit says:

    omg thought i would be the only one suffering from this bl*#dy flu/cold that just doesnt go away. right now it got me pneumonia*cough cough* never had anything like this my whole life.
    so greetings and get well soon for everyone else here affected.
    and that girl is clearly c to d list prominenz in germany.
    her mother is b actress, hardly can act.

  31. Fishlips says:

    After reading the photo captions, I’m trying not to howl out loud with laughter, as my husband is sleeping in the next room.

  32. Kitty says:

    Sophia Thomalla is so boooooring. I don`t know a single film with her. And I`m from germany…

  33. dahlia47 says:

    She’s pretty, but I’m getting very jealous. -__-