Thank goodness the media has a diligent watchdog like Brooke Hogan to keep us on the straight and narrow. Brooke is absolutely livid at reports that she skipped jailbird brother Nick’s 18th birthday celebration. Because nothing says “You’re an adult” like getting moved to the big kid section of jail.
Brooke says she did show up – but unlike her famewhoring parents, she entered the jail through the back door. Linda Hogan brought a skateboard for her newly adult – and incarcerated – son. In college I volunteered in a state prison, and we weren’t even allowed to enter wearing underwire bras because the wire could be taken out and used as a weapon. But Linda Hogan seemed to think a skateboard would make it through security.
It’s her brother’s birthday – and Brooke Hogan will cry if she wants to. The 20-year-old lashed out at “stupid people of the press” on her MySpace blog for claiming she skipped her sib Nick Bollea’s 18th birthday behind bars on Sunday. She seethed:
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.
uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.Sunday served as a reunion for the Hogan clan, as Hulk and his estranged wife Linda — whom he recently dubbed “the most formidable opponent I’ve ever encountered” — visited their son in jail.
[From Us Weekly]
Brooke’s present to Nick was flying in a woman he was “very fond of,” according to E! News. At least that’s more meaningful than a skateboard. Brooke also told E! that although she was next to her mother Linda for an hour, the two never spoke or had eye contact.
It’s so tragic when such a lovely, wonderful family falls apart for no reason. I’m not gloating, I swear.
Here’s Brooke and Nick at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas in October. Photographer: Chris Connor. Images thanks to WENN.
Brooke Hogan ring tone…that’s a joke right?
I saw a pic of Nick’s birthday cake. It’s misspelled and they didn’t notice. It’s like a little gift of awesome to snarkers.
Not surprised about the mispellings, ri23. Her little rant about the media left me wondering if she blew her high school English teacher for a passing grade.
She’s damn lucky the press says anything at all about her.
Or not.
Are they really Italian? They look so, no?
Trillion, you a jeweler? Your name represents a triangle shaped gem stone, Just curious…
Jake says N to the I to the C to the K to the B to the O to the L to the L to the E to the A is a L to the O to the S to the E to the R… Loser, whatta do we have, whatta do we have, we, we have Nick Bollea Hogan is a, as well as was a spoiled know it all cocky little prick that had this whole ordeal and his problems coming to him in a silver spoon if you will… Kids like this little spoiled brat are for the most part untouchable and most of the little basstardds think they are also; he really didn’t ever deserve what happpened to him, but he never corrected his abhorrently messed up path, plus his parents and especially his whore of a mother are a lot to blame! I mean she’s boning one of Nick’s best bro’s (friends) which is true white trash, skank whore at it’s best… Go back to the trailer park CUUAAUUNNNT! They ought to start a reality show based on Linda Bollea Hogan the HAAAOOR and call her show: “Linda Hogan Skank On the Loose, I’ll Show You How You Score Your Son’s Best Friend While Loaded On Crystal Meth and Frozen Bananas…
I hate when ‘celebrities’ lecture the media, when their entire ‘career’ is based on media-whoring. Brooke isn’t famous for any other reason other than wanting attention from the media, and then when they say something she doesn’t like, she gets angry. That’s the way of the media, fame-whore!
Codzilla: Hmm…I wonder if she was home schooled.
This entire family is a train wreck.
I think Brooke has a point . . .
If she goes in through the back door, she figures they wouldn’t report on her at all, not say she’s a bad sister for not attending his party. Some celebrities ignore whatever the media says, but she probably hasn’t learned to do that yet.