– Despite rumors everywhere yesterday claiming that Britney Spears is dating one of her bodyguards, a rumor helped along by these pictures of them dancing by the pool in Mexico last weekend, her manager says it is simply not true [WWTDD]
– Salma Hayek Is Looking So…..Rich [Dlisted]
– This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans [Lainey Gossip]
– John Mayer is a Hard Bodied Soft Rocker [Fafarazzi]
– Jay-Z was looking rather distant from Beyonce (and her stained up pants) as they left the Spotted Pig in NYC last night [Bossip]
– The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor – not so enthralling [Pajiba]
– Verne Troyer Accuses Sex Tape Partner of Unsolicited Dwarf Tossing [Defamer]
– Kelly Ripa At The Premiere of Fly Me To The Moon [I’m Not Obsessed]
– David Archuleta’s “Crush” — Love it or Leave it? [PopSugar]
– Selena Gomez out and about in New York [Celebslam]
– Alicia Silverstone. Really? You’re out of work for how long and this is how you show up dressed for a movie premiere? [Websters is my Bitch]
– Christina Milian Goes With The 80s/90s Perm! [The Bastardly]
– Nereida Gallardo lost her top. I hate when that happens [The Blemish]
– Denise Richards was spotted sunbathing with her daughters, Sam and Lola in Malibu [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Serena Williams See Through Photoshoot Nightmare (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– That Miley Cyrus is a Huge Bitch [Yeeeah!]
– 90210v2.0: The First Cast Photo [Evil Beet]
– Michael Douglas Drunk & Sloppy – Just the way Catherine Zeta-Jones likes him [CityRag]
– Paula Abdul & ex rekindling their romance? [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Snoop Dogg’s Tour Bus Busted For Pot. I know, truly surprising [Hollywood Rag]
– We love Jimmy Kimmel Live’s FU to Exxon Mobile for bragging that they made almost $12 billion in profits in just 3 months, while the rest are going broke trying to pay for gas to get to work [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Dark Knight Conspiracies Are Getting Dirty [Agent Bedhead]
– . Because of the WGA strike last year and the fact the Golden Globes weren’t televised, the HFPA decided they wanted to make Rumer Willis, Mr. Golden Globes again. Ugh [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Kim Kardashian Eats Ice Cream. In a totally non-sexual way [The Skinny]
– Every guy’s dream: Victoria Secret Angels Gone Wild [Derek Hail]
– High School Musical Is Clearly Just Printing Money At This Point [Best Week Ever]
– Last night was the LA premiere of James Franco and Seth Rogen’s weed-filled Pineapple Express, which attracted a vast array of celebrities. Nobody quite knows for sure how Adrianne Curry was invited, but those in attendance were graced with the presence of Kanye West and his odd shoes [Mollygood]
– Variety Honors, Offends Women in Entertainment [Jezebel]
– Dr. Phil’s wife can’t take it anymore [Popbytes]
– Video: Mariah Carey on Jimmy Kimmel Live [ShowHype]