Rhys Ifans takes Kimberly Stewart on a strip club date

Nothing sets a girl’s heart aflutter in the early stages of dating like some freshly picked flowers; a handwritten note; or a trip to your man’s favorite strip club. Or at least that’s what Rhys Ifans would probably tell you.

Rhys was recently dumped by fiancé Sienna Miller. Via the phone. Sienna then claimed to friends that she never really had romantic feelings for Ifans. To his credit, Rhys didn’t go off the deep end, he has yet to rack up a DUI, and as far as I can tell he hasn’t made any large, stupid man-type purchases like a jet ski… or a decent haircut. I haven’t actually researched any of this, but I haven’t run across any benign dribble about it in the Daily Mail, and considering the mundane crap they’ll report on, I’m pretty sure it would have been splashed across the front page.

What he did do was start dating Kimberly Stewart, empty socialite daughter of Rod. By most accounts Kim makes Paris Hilton look like Jonas Salk. Apparently Rhys wanted to set himself apart from all the other guys and show Kim right of the bat just what kind of thoughtful guy he can be. So he took her to a nice dinner… at his favorite strip club.

Kimberly Stewart is said to have been left disappointed with Rhys Ifans after he apparently took her to a lapdancing club.

The pair have been spotted out in London on several dates since they met recently.

But it seems Rhys’ idea of a romantic night out involves a trip to strip club Spearmint Rhino..

‘It was awful,’ a source tells the Daily Star. ‘What girl wants to go to a titty bar with her new boyfriend at the beginning of a relationship?’

Earlier, Kimberly, 28, and Rhys, 40, had been partying at London’s Bungalow 8 club, where the Notting Hill actor got into a row with the paparazzi.

[From Now Magazine]

Ahhh, romance. Really, a guy could skip the flowers and the chocolates as long as he showed up at my door with a nice pair of pasties. There’s something about how sad and mopey Rhys Ifans often looks that makes me feel really badly for him. He seems to want a girl to settle down with, and somehow gets these fairly hot blonds. But they’re only into him for so long, then it’s back to the strip club. Maybe he should just start dating someone from there. It’ll save him a few steps, and I think they’d be a little less likely to leave him for Balthazar Getty.

Here’s Rhys and Kimberly on their way to Spearmint Rhinos strip club on July 31st. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. Steph says:

    I love going to tittie bars with my husband and I know other girls do too. Theyre a lot of fun but just so darned expensive!

  2. geronimo says:

    Well maybe he was just tailoring the date venue to his date. What was she expecting? A night at the Ritz? Skanky date = skanky venue.

  3. Kaiser says:

    “What girl wants to go to a titty bar with her new boyfriend at the beginning of a relationship?”

    Uh… does that “source” even *know* Kimberly Stewart?

  4. daisy424 says:

    😯 She looks just like her Father

  5. brianne says:

    That poor girl looks just like Rod Stewart, how unfortunate!!

  6. AP says:

    They BOTH look like her father.

  7. Enonymous says:

    Why do women even go out with him in the first place, look at him.

  8. Whitey Fisk says:

    What beautiful children they’ll have.

  9. Kimberly Stewart never was a raving beauty.

  10. xiaoecho says:

    Looks like Sienna got out just in time

  11. All Adither says:

    Oh, their illegitimate baby! Will not be cute.

  12. Vlad Lennon says:

    Wow, those other posters are right, Kim looks just like her dad… when he was all coked out in the 70’s on DRUGS!!!!

    Oh, that’s Rhys I was looking at. Never mind…

  13. Andrea says:

    For some reason this doesn’t surprise me. I mean both of them are NOT going to win the “Kinda Decent Looking” award. Rhys Ifans is pretty darn ugly. But I guess that is his charm and I bet his personality is decent.. And I mean, I bet the titty bar was the least skankiest place Kimberly Stewart has been to.

  14. Lori says:

    Normally, I don’t like dissing someones looks. It’s beneath me. But what the hell happened to the guy from Little Nicky and The Replacements, it looks like he was beaten with a ugly stick.

  15. Mike says:

    Sienna Miller worked poor Rhys over. He’s aged twenty years since I last saw pictures of him.

    I remember reading, at the beginning of that relationship, that Rhys’ friends were telling Sienna to go easy on him, not to break his heart… They knew she was a viper from the beginning as did everyone else who knows anything about Sienna Miller. The moral of the story is, listen to your friends or parents, not your crotch.

  16. Christina X says:

    I can only imagine him as Adrian from Little Nicky (one of my favorite films, btw).

    I feel bad for the poor guy. No-one (well almost no-one) deserves to be strung along emotionally, especially by Sienna Miller.

    I’ve never seen any movie she’s acted in, but I think she’s a complete dirtbag.

    As for taking your girlfriend to a titty bar? It wouldn’t be my cup of tea because I’m pretty insecure, but it’s better than leaving me at home and going.

  17. kate says:

    god she’s ugly.