Eva Longoria is already boning Penelope Cruz’s hot little brother Eduardo


Above is a photo of Eduardo Cruz, the little (hot) brother of Penelope Cruz. Good genes in that family, eh? Eduardo is a musician and singer, mostly famous in Spain and Europe. And now he’s boning Eva Longoria, fresh from her split with Tony Parker. You know what sucks for Eva? The only magazine interested in this story – about who she’s boning immediately post-split, always an interesting story – is OK! Magazine. And they didn’t even make it a full cover story. They just gave her a little side-item:


Sad! Anyway, the basic gist of the story is that Eva and Eduardo were spotted together on Eva’s LA property on Christmas Eve. Because… why not? Oh, right.

Eva Longoria is already rebounding from her marital split from Tony Parker with the help of Penélope Cruz’s much younger brother, Eduardo Cruz. Early on Christmas Eve, Eva Longoria’s nosier neighbors might have glimpsed a “morning after” scene straight out of Desperate Housewives: Eva and Eduardo — the 10-years-younger Spanish pop singer and baby brother of Eva’s pal Penélope — padding around barefoot inside her garage.

Longoria was spotted Christmas Eve morning walking around barefoot in her garage wearing nothing but a short white robe, “Desperate Housewives”-style. Eduardo, also barefoot, was seen in the garage shortly after.

Neighbors near Eva’s $3.6 million home in LA say she’s been spending a lot of time with the scruffy Spanish pop singer who’s 10 years her junior.

“They were clearly very comfortable with each other,” a source on the scene tells OK!. “They started to rummage around in Eva’s Range Rover, getting some bags out.”

“He’s there at least three nights out of every four — he turns up and he leaves the next morning,” the insider tells OK!, adding, “they are trying desperately to stay beneath the radar.”

[From Page Six and OK! Magazine]

But, Eva’s rep tells Page Six that “Eva and Eduardo are friends.” Yes, that’s why she was wandering around in a shorty-robe with some shirtless hunk on Christmas Eve, posing for the paparazzi. Because they are just friends. Right.

I guess I have to give Eva some credit, though. Eduardo is hot. Damn.



Photos courtesy of WENN & Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. brin says:

    Well according to Eva’s bff & spokesperson, Mario Dimples Lopez, they are “just friends” (with benefits, I assume).

  2. Rita says:

    Longdonguardo! Works for me.

  3. Marjalane says:

    Yeah, ten years her junior my ass. More like 15 or 20.

    Hey Kaiser! TMZ has some more stuff up about the Palm Desert police accusing Lilo of being drunk multiple times at B.F.; This is getting SOOOOO good!

  4. Hautie says:

    Anyone else notice that the mud slinging stopped from her.

    Her and her PR machine suddenly got quite.

    No more of how that dirty dog Tony is going to pay BIG. How she needs alimony. Nothing. NADA.

    I find that interesting.

  5. LolaBella says:

    Sorry, but Eduardo is NOT hot to me. At.All.

    Eva is desperate for fame and wants very much to stay in the spotlight I guess.

  6. Tania says:

    If this is true, hen GO EVA! Woo Hoo! Eduardo is SWEEEEEEEEET MEAT! 🙂

  7. Relli says:

    @ brin. hahahaha “Mario Dimples Lopez” that is great. I think Eva just has a thing for younger men, after the end of first marriage i believe she was hooking with JC Chasez. Maybe its Madonna paradox, the younger the man that is with her the younger she feels.

  8. Tania says:

    Oops! I meant “THEN go, Eva!”, LOL! …

  9. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL Now you think Adrian Brody looks like a douche but this guy is hawt? This guy has a piercing in place of a soul patch. *gag* I can’t believe I don’t find him attractive but he isn’t hawt.

  10. Blaster says:

    Whenever I see a story about Eduardo (not that often) I remember that he did a video where both his sisters starred in it and there was this weird voice-over porn thing they were both doing. I did not understand the video AT ALL

    I guess he has to sell his music somehow.

  11. Elfie says:

    Eduardo in CB!! Wow I’ve listen to his music since few years ago. Too bad he is with Eva.
    Nominate him and Cam Gigandet for HGF??

  12. maite says:

    Hi! spanish reader here.
    Nobody here knows or has heard about this Eduardo person. I can assure you he’s not famous or known (at least not by his work)
    About his looks? to each their own I guess. To me he looks tacky, a macarra 🙂
    LOVE this place.

  13. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Meh…he’s better looking than Tony (not saying much), but I bet he’s lacking in the dong department.

  14. Stubbylove says:

    Young, dumb and hot – love it! ;>

  15. 4Real says:

    DAAAAYUM HOT! FOR A TODDLER! Geesh you’re not in your twenties anymore EVA! And am I the only who’s gaydar is beeping a little??

  16. JRenee says:

    Damn does she keep the paps on speed dial? She just comes off as so desperate for press. True desperate hosuewife!
    Oh he’s good looking for sure, i’m not into the facial piercings though.

  17. liz says:

    Yeah, I’m with Lola

  18. Lesley says:

    HGF candidate!!!

  19. TeeTee says:

    not hot, scruffy and in a broke kinda way…

    she is truly DESPERATE..I say she take some acting lessons in her down time, cause she sucks in movies and tv.

    how unfortunate

  20. K says:

    He’s a hottie. Mmmmm…

  21. emine says:

    he is just like the doc prescribed me

  22. FatJennyFromBurgerBlock says:

    Wow…Eduardo looks like a young Jordan Knight from NKOTB in the first pic. He can totally pass for his brother. How funny.

  23. lucy2 says:

    Eh, not my type.

    “wearing nothing but a short white robe” OMG, my first mental image was Will Arnett trying to seduce Kenneth on 30 Rock.

    And Eva, trying “desperately to stay beneath the radar”? That’s hilarious.

  24. 4Real says:

    Yeah Jordan Knight….OR the GARDNER! Jesse Metcalf?? LOL!! This has to be a stunt.

  25. Chelly says:

    He is a step up (physically) from Tony Parker, who I never thght was sexy in the least, bleh

  26. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    DAYUM! I would hit it too.. four outta four nights! Whew.. good looking man..

    I like em rough and dark. Just like that..

    ***fanning myself****

  27. lio says:

    Are there any ugly people in this family?
    @emine: lol

  28. beth says:

    how do people move on so fast after a break up?
    what’s wrong with me!?!?!


    PS: the cruz boy is a hottie, for sure!

  29. Jennay says:

    Hot little brother? Looks more like hoodlum little brother to me. He looks like a punk.

  30. Bailey says:


  31. mariangela says:

    @lucy2 That is exactly what I pictured too, haha I loved will arnett in the short robe.

    And yeah he just does not do it for me. He just seems to think he is so good looking and above it all. Which makes him unattractive to me.

    This is the first time i’ve commented. Haha usually i’m a secret sneaky reader 😉

  32. lin234 says:

    I know huh! It’s hard to feel sorry for people who break up when they move on the next second.

  33. hatsumomo says:

    Beth, Thats what I was wondering! How does she claim to be soooo devestated after the divorce from her love of her life and jump another dong a few weeks later!?!? The woman knows no shame(or common sense).

  34. Fire says:

    I can’t understand how a woman “bones” a man. Can you explain this to me?

    And…NOT hot. Take a shower and lay off the piercings, dude. He does look like a punk, Jennay.

  35. hstl1 says:

    He is gross. And he sets off my gaydar.

  36. Camille says:

    Not doing it for me, I don’t like the facial piercings for a start. Fug.

  37. beth says:

    maybe eva is using eduardo to forget…
    not that there’s anything wrong with that, if eduardo is willing and able…

    ah, nothing like a gossip site, like this, to show up human nature for what it is.

  38. Maritza says:

    He has no muscles and too many piercings! Cute face though.

  39. Mary says:

    Desperate Housewives, once that series ends what would happen to her career.
    Day Time Soaps – LifeTime movie(s) of the week. Hostess to a Las Vegas show opening?
    She’s cute, but she wouldn’t stop me from eating a sandwich. (boring)
    Just saying..

  40. Gabriela says:

    He is hot. I would lay off the piercings and the hair gel, though.

  41. Bubbling says:

    @ 4real yes I my gay radar says gheeey
    But he looks kinda cheep too, I’ll pass

  42. WYIJM says:

    No thank you, that piercing below his lip is…not good.

  43. Dana M says:

    Good for her!! Probably just a fling.

  44. mln76 says:

    I really don’t care about Eva but damn what a hottie.

  45. jzhz says:

    Get it, girl. F@$k the pain away.

  46. munchies says:

    I never liked Eva at all. Shes feeling like a superstar but only americans know her. people overseas dont know her at all. And with her fake lashes.. she looks like a spider.

    And for this Boy… he is just a Boy. Longoria like Hairy Gorilla guys. Why she always like rice fields on his men’s face? That hurts.

  47. Hakura says:

    Eh. He’s okay, not really leaning either way for me.

    I just don’t understand why everyone has to immediately jump right into a new relationship after the end of the last one. Especially a marriage…It seems like no one takes any time to themselves to reflect.

    I realize she’s not looking for ‘conversation’ with this guy, but still. You can go without a piece of ass for a week, at least.

  48. D says:

    Eduardo is cute enough…I say, good for her. I’m sure she needs the attention and the affection from him.

  49. Spaniard says:

    Amen Maite,

    another spaniard here, he is not famous in Spain, I’ve only heard that Pcruz has a little brother who is a terrible singer and once did a soft porn music video with his sisters to get some attention. Do you really find him hot? in Spain a guy like this is just a fug “macarra poligonero”

  50. dweeb says:

    what does he care….he gets to bone that. lucky bugger