Maybe Stella found out about Gwynnie’s fur-whoring for Tod’s and they’ve fallen out so badly that neither showed up in case they tore each other’s eyes out?
1) Guy’s statement: “She looks better now than she ever has done..” Who’s he trying to fool? Madonna must have threatened to rip him a new one with one of her talons if he didn’t tell that HUGE lie. Although, to Guy’s credit, I must say in pic #7 (the thumbnail version only) she does somewhat resemble the Madonna of yesteryear circa 1980’s.
2) Her tour is called Sticky & Sweet? I highly doubt there is anyting remotely sticky or sweet left in that worn out bod anymore.
WHAT?? Her BFF’s didn’t show??? In all seriousness, I’m surprised.. all parties have been flaunting their relationships in the press, and you turn 50 only once. This was a BIG DEAL!
I guess this shows people’s true colors. Wow. Even “good-breeding Gwyneth” didn’t show? Rude.
What the hell is the outfit she’s wearing? I’m not sure I understand it…did she look in the mirror and say, “Yes, this is the best I can do for my 50th b-day party.”? I don’t get it – are those gold bracelets up on her biceps part of the outfit or did she add those on? And all the chains? I didn’t realize part of the theme was back to the 70’s.
As someone said already- it IS a big deal to blow off a friend’s party. It’s not like me where hell, I get it if someone can’t fly in to be with me! I mean, this economy bites it, lots of people struggling, air fares are sky high (har har) but her friends have the resources. And 50?! Milestone b day. She IS a LEO, people. Leos HATE being dissed more than anything, I’m one myself I should know!
She’d going to freeze them out somehow. Watch.
The outfit! Gahk! WTF? Not only is she supremely self-centered but she has absolutely NO TASTE. She actually referred to her half-century – well, I’ll be blowed (if that were possible).
She is so self centered. It never ends and it never gets better.
Maybe Stella found out about Gwynnie’s fur-whoring for Tod’s and they’ve fallen out so badly that neither showed up in case they tore each other’s eyes out?
WHO CARES?????????????? NOBODY I KNOW!
Madonna has friends? 😯
Dismal turn out? People do need to breathe, she sucks the oxygen out of every room she’s in.
Bet Guy got to sleep in the big boy bed after his loving tribute to his wifey.
Ummm, just a couple comments:
1) Guy’s statement: “She looks better now than she ever has done..” Who’s he trying to fool? Madonna must have threatened to rip him a new one with one of her talons if he didn’t tell that HUGE lie. Although, to Guy’s credit, I must say in pic #7 (the thumbnail version only) she does somewhat resemble the Madonna of yesteryear circa 1980’s.
2) Her tour is called Sticky & Sweet? I highly doubt there is anyting remotely sticky or sweet left in that worn out bod anymore.
Vadge looks her age despite her hundreds of thousands spent on plastic surgery.
Well said, Shane!
It’s time for this jealous old hag to hang it up!
In the header pic, Guy looks like he’s scared for his life. I bet in the actual footage, Guy was blinking out an S.O.S.
But yeah, I doubt Madonna will pull Brit’s footage. MadgeVadge can’t “nail” herself to a cross on EVERY tour, you know.
WHAT?? Her BFF’s didn’t show??? In all seriousness, I’m surprised.. all parties have been flaunting their relationships in the press, and you turn 50 only once. This was a BIG DEAL!
I guess this shows people’s true colors. Wow. Even “good-breeding Gwyneth” didn’t show? Rude.
“I bet in the actual footage, Guy was blinking out an S.O.S.”
Kaiser: LOL! That was classic.
40 minute speech?? I would have loved to have seen the guests’ eyes rolling back in their heads.
What the hell is the outfit she’s wearing? I’m not sure I understand it…did she look in the mirror and say, “Yes, this is the best I can do for my 50th b-day party.”? I don’t get it – are those gold bracelets up on her biceps part of the outfit or did she add those on? And all the chains? I didn’t realize part of the theme was back to the 70’s.
As someone said already- it IS a big deal to blow off a friend’s party. It’s not like me where hell, I get it if someone can’t fly in to be with me! I mean, this economy bites it, lots of people struggling, air fares are sky high (har har) but her friends have the resources. And 50?! Milestone b day. She IS a LEO, people. Leos HATE being dissed more than anything, I’m one myself I should know!
She’d going to freeze them out somehow. Watch.
The outfit! Gahk! WTF? Not only is she supremely self-centered but she has absolutely NO TASTE. She actually referred to her half-century – well, I’ll be blowed (if that were possible).
Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t show? I like her style! It’s about time she distanced herself from this freak-a-donna. Good 4 her.
People, please see the ‘Paltrowski’ post. Gwyneth Paltrowski, it is!