Olivia Wilde’s bangs trauma & green Gucci: tragic or cute?


These are photos from the same Gucci/Vogue Paris event on Tuesday, the one where Jessica Alba wore that magnificent one-shoulder, blue-gray Gucci gown. Olivia Wilde got an invitation to the event as well, although I’m struggling to understand how or why. She’s a TV Girl – and her forays into film haven’t been that notable, unless TRON: Legacy is some kind of huge hit in France (is it?). Maybe Olivia was invited because SHE’S A PRINCESS, as she reminds us all the time. So, Princess Olivia was invited to a big Paris fashion event with Kate Moss and Jessica Alba (haha) and Diane Kruger. And this is how she chose to dress – in what I can only guess is the last Gucci outfit available to a TV Girl who stole someone’s invitation.


I really find this look hideously offensive. Olivia can be very pretty – she has all the raw material to be incredibly stunning on every red carpet. She’s tall and slender, her face is unusual and she hasn’t Botoxed the hell out of herself. Her coloring enables her to wear almost every color and shade, and her shape makes all kinds of silhouettes possible. And yet, Olivia usually screws it up. She doesn’t know what kind of fashion girl she wants to be yet – is she going for super-feminine princess fashion? Is she aiming for European androgyny? Is she aiming for laid-back California style? She doesn’t know. So she screws it up.

And don’t even get me started on the bangs trauma. She looked so much better without those stupid bangs.

Last thing – here’s a photo of Olivia from the Armani show a few days ago – what in Sesame Street hell is she wearing?!?


Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.

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  1. fifi says:

    i kinda love the crazy gucci outfit – but the pants part of it is just hideous

  2. X says:

    Fucking love this bitch; she owns her sexiness… and that’s way it should be… we should all own our sexiness….

  3. pitd says:

    I actually love it. i think if anyone could pull it off, it’s Olivia. She has that beautiful bone structure and amazing posture to carry it off.

  4. brin says:

    She’s too pretty to be tragic, but not her best look.

  5. Gwen says:

    I think she’s been sporting one bad look after another lately. The bangs doesn’t help.

  6. Quest says:

    Nah ah….hell no…pants and bangs gotta go. The color palette I’m digging.

  7. Reality says:

    Hate the coat so much! Did she skin a Newfoundland with a perm? I can smell it from here….

    Love the green blouse, love the shoes. Hate the purse, hate the harem trousers. So it’s a pretty mixed bag for me, and I think she could do a lot better.

  8. beth says:

    straight-cut bangs accentuate her already too-strong jawline, it doesnt work. and while the green is gorgeous, the entire ensemble is rather offbeat – arabian night-ish. maybe shes in that mood…

  9. Jacq says:

    Not the best look, the pleating on the crotch is awful. I have long wondered, why does it end up being Olivia (or insert any celeb here) who gets on the worst-dressed list? I mean, I don’t care who you put it on, that outfit is hideous. I think it’s less a reflection on her style and more like Gucci made some ugly clothes. Whenever someone wears something fugly or daring, I don’t understand why it’s not on the designer whenever a look is a complete lost cause.

  10. Did you guys know that she is married? Why is she never seen with her husband?

  11. Sheigh says:

    I love all her Gucci stuff!
    But Olivia’s face ? So tired ? Only 26 ? No way, she’s really a bit older ! About 10 years, more near 40′s!
    So she needs more making-up or more relax time!

  12. Arianna says:

    i just love her anyway!

    even if she looks like aladdin

  13. Cherry Rose says:

    Why do people find her attractive? She looks too mannish to me.

  14. Gwenevere says:

    “Bangs trauma” was funny the first 4000 times but now might be a good time to drop it.

  15. Anna says:

    really dislike her gives me the creeps especially in that unfortunate piece of ‘clothing’

  16. mimi says:

    She has the biggest camel toe I’ve ever seen happening!!!! smh…..

  17. sakyiwaa says:

    Wow. Olivia Munn, in the thumbnail of this story, looks like AJ with her so-called bangs trauma during her Salt promo run. i guess Olivia liked the look :) !

  18. latam2012 says:

    the problem is her bangs are a bit ratty, not thick enough

  19. Jeri says:

    Love her and I think she looks good in bangs. I don’t think she dresses to please women.

  20. OtherChris says:

    She looks like Carla Bruni, which would be a compliment if Carla weren’t 20 years older than her!

  21. Solveig says:

    As much as I love the green top, I loathe the combination of green and violet, not because are mismatching colours, but because here in Italy (don’t know about the rest of the world) green and violet (and gold) are the colours of the ribbons in the wreath used to decorate coffins…

  22. Emma says:

    How many innocent poodles were slaughtered in the making of that coat?

  23. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Look up Kate Bush performing ‘Moving’ at the Hammersmith Odeon in 1979 on YouTube.

    That’s not a request.

  24. Ruffian9 says:

    Terrible – and I do not get the appeal of this chick at all.

  25. Michelle says:

    Yuck. Hater her hair. And what is that, a Crown Royal bag?

  26. shirley says:

    Good article! You are SSSSSO Right!! I like “what in Sesame Street hell is she wearing?!?” roflmao

  27. bre says:

    Personally I LOVE the bangs. She can pull off any look and make it phenomenal. I love how the 20+ overweight, nobody feels they have the right to criticize ANYONE! Too funny! Please have your opinions and express them but remember at the end of the day, cutting down someone who know nothing about won’t change the fact you have no social life other than the internet. Take care.