K-Fed sets white rappers back 15 years; with video from TCA

The Beastie Boys, Eminem and 3rd Bass all prove that white guys can rap. Vanilla Ice was ahead of his time. K-Fed embodies the stereotype that white guys are idiot posers with no talent. His performance at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday just set white rappers back 15 years.

Britney threw some more seaweed over her beached whale of a career by coming on stage in one of her trademark boob-baring maternity dresses and introducing her husband through a mouthful of gum.

During the performance teen boys try to distract from the real K-Fed by performing karaoke to his rapping, and a wingman raps the intro to the song, but nothing can save this hot mess. All the boys do is remind us that K-Fed’s insane ambition to rap is best abandoned in the Junior High years.

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  1. tina says:

    wasn’t wow factor, as he is not 50 cent, his voice needs to be stronger and louder, but all in all it was good, i know i couldn’t go and do that in front of all those people so kudos to kfed, and britney looked fantastic admitedly the dress needed to be abit longer, i wish i still had my pregnancy boobs!sob sob and lose the gum it looks horrible

  2. Randi says:

    Let’s face it: The scathing reviews for Kevin’s performance were written long before he stepped onstage. Poor whigga never had a chance.

    That said, the truth is he wasn’t very good. I’m no expert on rap, but I was struck by how overdone the pyrotechnics seemed and how desperate his dj sounded. Otherwise the song and the sound were completely unmemorable.

    Kevin better keep his day job. Oh wait, he doesn’t have one 😉

  3. Kiki says:

    Britney threw some more seaweed over her beached whale of a career


    LMFAOOO. that made me spit my drink out.

  4. Goo says:

    K-Fed is a joke. It was the epitomy of all things NOT HIPHOP. What has this world come to?