“Ivana Trump in a bikini is the best V-Day present ever” links


Ivana Trump in a bikini. Happy V-Day! You feel better about yourself now, don‘t you? I do. [Yeeeah]
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Zac Efron & Joe Jonas try to hide their boners. [Dlisted]
Snooki wishes you a happy V-Day. [Evil Beet]
God, I wish Tim Gunn would smack the hell out of Olivia Munn. [PopEater]
Emma Watson almost slipped a nip. [The Blemish]
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Kellan Lutz is the meat in the Efron & Jonas sandwich. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Two & a Half Men‘s season gets an episode reduction. [ONTD]
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  1. lola lola3 says:

    Her face is so tinkered with! If CB didn’t identify her, I would never have known that was Ivana.

  2. Hatedoodle says:

    Sadly, I envy her figure.

  3. RHONYC says:



  4. Madison says:

    The bikini is hideous as is the botoxed face. Trump looks like every old 70 year old woman on the beach, you can make your face look as young as you want but there is nothing you can do about old wrinkly skin.

  5. EdithP says:

    It could be a lot worse. I have to say her first facelift was one of the best I’ve ever seen — the transformation was incredible. But I think she’s gotten her upper lip done and it doesn’t look good. And Madison — I thought she was 70, too — she’s *only* 61 or 62.

  6. RJ says:

    Good for her, getting out there in a bikini, what is she like, 100? Old people do have old people bodies, it’s just a fact of life.

  7. JenJen says:

    Bless her heart….

    Happy Valentine’s Day, as a wise woman once said “You call me a Bitch like it’s a bad thing, I’ve earned it”!!!

  8. RHONYC says:

    ahhhh, gross.

    i just looked closer, and she’s had her arms done.

    you can see the scars, ewwwwww!!!


  9. Jess says:

    Just made that picture my husband’s new screen saver! Thanks!!

  10. malachais says:

    Kudos to her. When I’m that old, I hope I have the courage to get in a two piece.

  11. Quest says:

    For her age – the first pic wasn’t so bad once you don’t look at the exposed pubix hairs…but then I had to scroll down and it got worse

    OMG 🙁

  12. Leticia says:

    @hatedoodle, hilarious! thanks for the laugh.

  13. Riley says:

    I have had chest congestion all day and seeing Ivana and her pubes just caused my chest to BURN like the flames of Hell. Lawd, sometimes my mom gets on my nerves and will say things that cause me to roll my eyes or even cringe but she has NEVER done this to me. Thank you, Mummy. I would never recover if I saw you hanging out at the beach like this.

  14. danielle says:

    I’m personally looking forward to the time in my life when I can give up and stop wearing bikinis. A nice tankini with a skirt maybe? I’m 35 – and I need to stop before Ivana did, lol!

  15. InVain says:

    At least these weren’t taken from behind…

  16. Roma says:

    I love Ivana. She is exactly who the term “hot mess” was coined for.

  17. OXA says:

    Another celebutard with more spackle in their damn face than in my walls.

  18. anti says:

    i love the pose in the last photo!

  19. Droll says:

    Eek….I’m 58 and would NEVER, EVER wear something like that…a one-piecer for me, esp. the one that acts like a Spanx around the middle….

  20. Lynda says:

    I didn’t ant to admit that I saw pubic hair, but yes, I sadly did.

  21. lilred says:

    Jess that cracks me up…Happy Valentines day to the husband LOL.

  22. Kim says:

    She looks great for her age! We should all be so lucky when we are her age.

  23. Annicka says:

    Wow, her midsection is really wide.

  24. Aria says:

    The horror in yellow bikini

  25. TeeTee says:

    it seems like this happened all of a sudden!!

    she wasn’t like this a few yrs ago..

    looks like she has been drinking heavily..


  26. dh says:

    wait– thats not a tranny?

  27. Sarah says:

    I like the bikini, it’s cute and she still has a better bikini body than I do. That’s just sad.

  28. England Rocks says:

    She used to do her little exercises in the BB house, circa 1970 the soft leg kick.

    The pics aren’t too bad, especially for her age. Not even close to Donna Versace beach pics, they’re like acid on the eyes.

  29. bluhare says:

    Oh my. I don’t care how hot she thinks she is, but no one her age should be in a bikini. There’s tons of one-pieces that look great.

  30. brin says:

    Ivana, you’re fired!

  31. guesty says:

    Are there Depends under there????? Gah!!

  32. DGO says:

    Okay, why did I click this? Going to therapy now …

  33. lio says:

    My mother is older than her and she looks better (that is: if she had the strange idea to parade in a bikini, she would look better) and her face looks like a human being’s…So, no, age is not the problem here!

  34. skibunny says:

    It appears she’s packin some junk in the bottoms. Good for her to have the balls. Yeesh!

  35. MrsOdie2 says:

    There’s just no reason to wear a bikini at her age. None. She would look lovely in age appropriate beachwear. It’s so sad that women feel like they need to be young forever. It isn’t possible and it isn’t pretty.

  36. devilgirl says:

    WTF happened to her face? It is jacked up badly! That isn’t just old age, that is some straight up Plastic surgery tomfoolery!

  37. Jane says:

    Didn’t she have a full body lift in addition to many other invasive plastic surgeries after the Donald left her.
    Guess those lifts don’t last.

  38. candy says:

    Ivan-another drink — Cheers!

  39. hairball says:

    Good God, life is too short. Good for her for enjoying life and not hiding away in a closet because you don’t look 20 anymore.

  40. renai(jrt) says:

    ouch.. and the lips are even scarier than her sagging body. Cant she put a one piece on and save some dignity..

    Trump for President 2012…

  41. Sassy says:

    Ouch! Ivana – My eyes hurt. The sad thing about old age (I am an expert) is that if you remain slim (I have) you still get bad upper arms and saggy upper legs and butt. That said, a one piece bathing suit is a must. Gottex is very good on the older figure – legs not too high cut and holds you in. Tip – when sunning keep arms carefully at sides and while walking around slip on a coverup. Sun is not good – makes one leathery!

  42. Amanda says:

    The face is scary. The torso is precisely why they make one piece bathing suits. Put her in a 1 piece, and she would look 100x better.

  43. renai(jrt) says:

    the bottom of that suit looks like a pair of mens underwear… and if she would have only gone with a one piece without all those beads around her neck……… the mirror is you friend folks….use it…

  44. womanfromthenorth says:


    February 14th, 2011 at 3:35 pm Sadly, I envy her figure.

    NEVER, EVER wear something like that…a one-piecer for me, esp. the one that acts like a Spanx around the middle….

    with ya both there.. how old is She?

  45. Alarmjaguar says:

    I say good for her. Why are we so anti-women’s bodies unless they are 20 years old and slim and fit.

  46. renai(jrt) says:

    because she is out of shape… take a look at someone like Susan Luci or Joy Philbin, both of the same generation… they can get away with a two piece and I bet they dont even wear them…

  47. Lola7 says:

    For the love of God, why oh why?

  48. JennJenn says:

    Helen Mirren is about the only famous woman over 60 who can get away with wearing a bikini because she’s well-proportioned and doesn’t have a thick middle and scrawny legs like this vain creature. The sexiest ‘elderly’ woman has to be bodybuilder Ernestine Shepherd. Not only is she muscular and fit, her skin glows. If you’ve never heard of her, look her up on FB or Youtube. Amazing woman who gives hope to us younger ladies.

  49. sasa says:

    That’s one unfortunate looking flamingo.
    Still, I find her lips and the style of her beachwear much worse then her actual sagging skin.

  50. Sunday says:

    Aarggh! My EYES! I´m MELTING…!!!

  51. Micki says:

    For “only” 61-62 she is in a good shape.Many women half her age wouldn’t dream about 2 piece because they’d look even less appealing (with 20-30-40 kg overweigh) than this granny with her leather skin.

  52. Lenora says:

    Yeah, any female that age should just join the nunnery and not show a bit of their disgusting skin. That’s why Kidman, Stone and the rest of aging the broads try their best to stave off age…. because they will be bashed. Sad. Sad for them and sad for you. Would you want your lover to think those toughts about you when he see’s you naked? If we as a society are exposed to natural human age as a nasty, gross thing than how do you expect another human to love you as the flawed, varied, lovable, different, possibly lumpy, human that you are?

  53. Ron says:

    She’s 62. My mom is 3 years older than she is and has lots of the same issues. Her face though is another story..step away from the scalpel. A lot of things have to do with genetics in addition to how you take care of yourself. I am 45 and have kept myself in pretty decent shape, but damn, after 40 can’t eat. No one told me that. Getting older is not for sissies.

  54. Kiska says:

    You know what? It must be especially difficult for a woman who was valued as a trophy wife for years and now is fading into the crone. I believe in her heart she still embraces her younger more beautiful self. In some way, I salute her for not giving a damn and posing like a true queen. I say, good for her.

  55. e.non says:

    damn, she’s totally unrecognizable. all that money and connections up the wazoo and these women still cannot find a competent plastic surgeon.

  56. Alexa says:

    To the few people out there with intact souls, I thank you for your comments.

    “Good God, life is too short. Good for her for enjoying life and not hiding away in a closet because you don’t look 20 anymore.

    I say good for her. Why are we so anti-women’s bodies unless they are 20 years old and slim and fit.

    Yeah, any female that age should just join the nunnery and not show a bit of their disgusting skin. That’s why Kidman, Stone and the rest of aging the broads try their best to stave off age…. because they will be bashed. Sad. Sad for them and sad for you. Would you want your lover to think those toughts about you when he see’s you naked? If we as a society are exposed to natural human age as a nasty, gross thing than how do you expect another human to love you as the flawed, varied, lovable, different, possibly lumpy, human that you are?

    I salute her for not giving a damn and posing like a true queen.”

  57. original kate says:

    aging is a fact of life, and we will all be old at some point, therefore i will not bash ivana for having an old lady’s body. i will, however, bash her for that plastic surgery nightmare she calls a face.

  58. hellen says:

    Got no problem with her body and her bikini – age and gravity will affect us all. Let us know when you-all get to your 60s, and send us a photo.

    I’ve gotta give her props for going out there in a 2-piece suit and looking like she’s having a grand old time.

    Of course, the Bugs Bunny face is something else now…

  59. islandwalker says:

    I’m 55, live at the beach in the Bahamas and I’ll wear a bikini when I damn well please. Agree with the few posters above- I’m tired of hearing people bash womens bodies, but esp. for aging. Do you think you all are immune? She looks happy, wacky face and all. Why should she ( or I) have to wear what YOU consider age appropriate? I for one am sick of seeing people at the grocery store with their muffin tops and ass cracks hanging out ( almost all young btw.) I don’t like it, I turn away.

  60. Hmmm says:

    She looks like she’s having fun. I am envious.

  61. Camille says:

    Anyone have any eye bleach? 🙁

  62. Patty says:

    we all get old

  63. Mary says:

    Don’t be hating folks….. she looks great happy and healthy. Not afraid to show the body. Hey , points for her. You go Ivana !

  64. Lee says:

    Okay, I understand wanting to be in a bathing suit, but ohhhhh my eyes….

  65. sasa says:

    Well she’s either a confidant woman fully enjoying her life or a delusional plastic surgery victim with bad taste in bikinis.
    So which one is it?

  66. Katie says:

    for a woman her age, she looks great.

    ONE PIECE, Ivana?

  67. REALIST says:

    She looks like one of those ladies from swim aerobics, except with a bikini! On the other hand, her slimy husband has kept working his way down the age ladder and has the worst combover ever.
    Looks like Ivana had plastic surgery gone awry and just finally gave up and let nature take its course.
    Anyway, she has a gorgeous daughter and will soon have a grandchild, so let her enjoy fun in the sun and wearing whatever she wants and especially being a grandma! Considering what she was married to, she’s earned the right to enjoy her golden years however she wants!.

  68. Hautie says:

    Seriously, I am more offended by the 25 year olds I see at my local Kroger and/or Walmart in their low riders and belly shirts.


    I swear I see women looking like this all the time. And I live in a great town with much younger women, who refuse to dress for their size.

    So I have no issues with Ivana and her bikini. And had she skipped the lip implant, even her face would look great.

    But I am puzzled why in the first photo her skin on her midsection looks normal.

    Yet in the later photo’s it is completely different.

    Makes one realize the photo’s were heavily shopped to make her look bad.

    Which is just cruel.

  69. Dea says:

    Thumbs up for being so strong to not give a shit about journalist/media and just enjoying herself and living life. That is what I call confidence. You go girl!!

  70. lachica says:

    it’s embarrassing for her children.

  71. Diane says:

    Are you telling me this woman is only 61 or 62??? She looks ten years older. And what did she do to her lips? Looks like she got injections in a Hampton Inn near an airport. And her facelift is just ghastly. Chipmunk cheeks and eyes that look like they probably don’t close anymore. Geez, Ivana, all that money and this is the best you can do??

  72. Raven Sparrow says:

    Good for her! She looks great and she’s having fun.

    We’re all going to get old, saggy and wrinkled with pancake-y breasts. So let’s be kind.

  73. crtb says:

    I think that after 50, women should wear one piece bathing suits.

  74. Kloops says:

    I think her body is fine for a 60+ (I assume) woman. Anyone who has spent time in a hot climate knows modesty is tossed aside in favor of comfort. Now her face, however, is unforgivable. It is a tragic mess and ages her horribly. Yuck.

  75. Isa says:

    Honestly, I think she looks fine. I probably would’ve wore a body shaping one piece but that’s just what I expect I will be wearing at her age. If I’m brave enough to go to the beach.

    Helen Mirren does not have children. Coincidence?

  76. Sparkly says:

    She’s rocking it. Good for her.

  77. eternalcanadian says:

    PMSL (pee my self laughing)! Wow, so that’s what I should look like when I am nearly 70? Actually I had to Google Ivana Trump to see how old she is and she’s 61, soon to be 62.

    Frankly that swimsuit just brought a lot of attention to her crotch which looks like it’s all puffed up or something? LOL! 😛

    But anyway, she looks okay. I’ve seen worse, especially at the community pools in Mesa/Tempe, Arizona.

  78. Isa says:

    Oh, and I think Selena Gomez is beautiful, not chimpmunky.

    Emma Stone seems to be having fun with colors that would normally clash with her hair, no?

  79. Sandy says:

    I am saddened by all the women on this sight attacking an old woman for being old. If you are lucky you will get there. So she should probably wear a one piece. So what. I hope that you don’t feel like you should put on a berka and crawl in a hole when you get old. News flash it is going to happen to all of us. And as women we shouldn’t participate in the debasement of one another in the youth obsessed misogynistic culture that we live in.

  80. Tara says:

    Bravo to her. Hollywood may be a fashion show but LIFE is not. We should all be able to frolic in the surf. Fat people, old people, big nosed people, all of us have a secret. We fall in love, have great sex, get married, have wonderful careers and lives. BRAVA IVANA!

  81. Crash2GO2 says:

    That people of Walmart photo was hysterical.

    @Tara: ITA.

  82. Richi says:

    Awesome for her age! well maintained!

  83. Sharonkings says:

    Lol. Not bad at all! Go girl!

  84. TXCinderella says:

    Dahling, you must get waxed before hitting the beach. It’s one thing to lay out at your private pool in a bikini, but after a certain age you must cover up in public. A nice one piece with sarong and you can still look sexy. I know it’s hard for women to realize that you are not the hot young thing anymore. Age has a way of sneaking up on you.

  85. Tiffany says:

    I’m a 41 year old California girl, so I will be rocking a bikini until I die. One one hand kudos to her for doing so, on the other, yes I feel MUCH better about myself now.

    Am I gonna get weird looks on the East Coast because I wear bikinis? At least I don’t hurt people’s eyes.

    I’m torn, she looks all kinds of jacked, but I love that she still has the confidence to try and pull it off.

  86. Isa says:

    Re: The people of Wal Mart picture. I’ve seen a woman like that! She was weaering pajama bottoms and they were rolled down but they were showing her crack so she would tug at them and try to pull them up. But since there was not enough fabric (because she had rolled them down!) they still wouldn’t cover her ass. Gross.

  87. jasmine says:

    She doesnt have the body of a 21yr old,nor should she.She looks happy and comfortable in her own skin,and that is sexy!How many of us 30somethings can say the same???

  88. bored says:

    Come on, people. She’s a mature lady who feels confident and fabulous enough to wear a bikini. I say kudo’s to her!

  89. T-RAE says:

    She was so beautiful at one time…she is looking a lil like Donatella.

  90. Ligeia says:

    man i hope majority of commenters put their money where their mouth is so to speak and hide in their houses and wear mumus the day after they hit 50.

    what is wrong with an older woman enjoying her life the way she wants to? she is not causing any harm to anyone. the artocity, she dares to wear a bikini and not feel bad about it even though she doesn’t look like a run of the mill plastic 20 yr old bimboslut.

    you people make me sad. i hope you can let go of it all some day and enjoy life.

  91. MrsOdie2 says:

    Very few women look good in bikinis, no matter what their age.

  92. Sofia says:

    Good for Ivana for getting out on the beach and having fun in her bikini! I’m 30-something and skinny and even I have days when I am totally insecure and just put on a one piece. So I really envy a woman who can wear a 2 piece and not be obsessed with perfection. Bravo! I think she looks good for her age – only problem is really just skin that is aging and there is nothing to be done about that. She has obviously taken care of herself (yes, maybe a bit too much plastic surgery on the fact) but I think she looks ok in her bikini. I think it is very interesting what someone pointed out above – that she was a beautiful woman, a trophy wife for the Donald, so it must be hard to age. Like Joan Collins famously said, being born beautiful is like being born rich and getting poorer every day. That is exactly true — it can’t be easy!

  93. cruiz2 says:

    Ivana has balls – literally!!! I prefer happy, spunky, elderly people to the nasty sourpuss breed. Live it up baby – at least she is wearing something! I’m not there yet, but I like her attitude. I doubt she called the paps. Her face – oops. Keep on truckin…I.

  94. Susanna says:

    Wow! ALmost didn’t recognize you Ivanna. Love you still though…

  95. Eagerusbeaverus says:

    I’m blind typing. Seeing the image in that picture just seared my eyes, right out of my head.

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