– I am sorry, but this made me laugh way too hard: Diddy photographed accidentally stepping in dog poo yesterday [Dlisted]
– It sounds like Denise Richard’s show may STILL be up in the air [Lainey Gossip]
– You know your life is in a sorry state when Tatum O’Neal has a better perspective than you [Fafarazzi]
– Pics of Solange performing at the Rock the Vote concert [Bossip]
– Sarah Jessica Parker, don’t do this again. Seriously [PopEater]
– “Brett Ratner to Continue Sucking In New and Inventive Ways” no other way to put it [Pajiba]
– The 2008 comedy Emmy predictions [Defamer]
– Oprah has already shot her 30 Rock cameo [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Pics of Salma Hayek and daughter Valentina in Seville yesterday [PopSugar]
– Ryan Phillippe thinks he’s too old for Hollywood. We think he’s too young to be this grumpy [Celebslam]
– Supposedly Katherine Heigl is finally read to quit smoking, after only being photographed without a cigarette in her mouth twice in the last three years [Websters is my Bitch]
– Some beautiful pics from the Gottex Spring-Summer fashion show [The Bastardly]
– Mischa Barton sure spent a lot of time trying to get us to look at her nipples this week (NSFW) [The Blemish]
– Matthew McConaughey plans to take baby Levi surfing as soon as he can [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Just in case you needed them: pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass picking up her drycleaning. Hot (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Aubrey O’Day says she likes to masturbate to biracial porn. Thanks for sharing [Yeeeah!]
– The stars are already stocking up at the Emmy swag lounge. Which I find kinda tacky, yet also can’t help but feel jealous of [Evil Beet]
– Metrocard Origami. I just folded mine into a shape that resembles a crumpled ball [CityRag]
– Paris Hilton says she does work, and she’s really sick of everyone thinking otherwise [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Kate and Goldie attended a fancy private dinner for Lanvin Paris. Which means they brought stuff in grocery bags. But it was classy, because they were Whole Foods grocery bags [Hollywood Rag]
– William Shatner and J.J. Abrams are having quite the YouTube battle [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Random celeb photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Mila Kunis managed a few “almost flashes” but kept it classy [WWTDD]
– Allegra Versace was out with Kate Moss. You know you have a serious eating disorder when you make Kate Moss look big by comparison [The Skinny]
– Megan Fox should consider learning the difference between sexy faces and skanky faces [Derek Hail]
– THE most important thing you’ll read all day: “The Anatomy Of A Pig Dive” [Best Week Ever]
– Brooke Hogan doesn’t know who our vice president is [Mollygood]
– Rihanna tries hard to look bored and sexy at the airport [Jezebel]
– Jude Law also in negotiation for ‘Sherlock Holmes’ [ShowHype]
– Thank You, Jon Stewart. You’re still great [Deceiver]
– Kate Middleton wears hot pants for charity event. This’ll haunt her for a while [The Bild]