“Megan Fox got another job, huzzah!” links

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Megan Fox got another job! Why won‘t this chick‘s career die? [ICYDK]
Rihanna got some St. Patty‘s Day Colin Farrell dong. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez‘s new single, “Invading My Mind”. [PopBytes]
Breaking: the royal wedding will air live. Durr. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Lady Gaga named a CFDA Style Icon. [LimeLife]
The Frisky doesn‘t thank us! Bitches. [The Frisky]
Darren Aronofsky pulls out of Wolverine. [ONTD]
Snookie & Paris Hilton are BFFs. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Linnocent shops in NYC – the photos. [INFDaily]
Sparkles & K-Stew have a date night. [The Celebrity Café]
More Rihanna Vogue stuff. [Bitten and Bound]
Linnocent‘s legal team has a new consultant. [Radar]
Kelly Brook is pregnant, horny dudes weep. [Celebs]
Kat Von D looks like she‘s lost weight. [Hollywood Rag]
Olivia Munn on the Today Show. [CityRag]
Kurt Russell is 60 years old. Happy birthday! [Starpulse]
I really, really dislike Nick Frost. I don‘t think he‘s funny, I think he‘s annoying. [Moviefone]

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  1. whitedaisy says:

    Wow. What DID she do to her face.
    She looks nothing like the fresh-faced girl new to the scene a few short years ago….

  2. aenflex says:

    fuxking surgery. it IS the new designer drug. shit i am 31 and havent even thought about it yet. maybe some day a brow lift or some botox,when i am like 45-50. i like looking natural now, the way fox used to look pre-apocolypse.

  3. Alice says:

    Maybe we can join together and stage Megan Fox protests at the opening of all of her movies.

  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I’m floored.

    how long ago was that top pic taken?

    I just watched part of Transformers 2 (not my choice, the bf like explosions and robots) and she looks WAY different in this pic. FFS, she needs to STOP with the face alterations.

  5. The H says:

    At the risk of being banned from this site I like the girl. Can’t wait for the movie. Who’s with me?!

    *crickets*

  6. Kaboom says:

    Will the royal wedding be on a 5 second delay to edit out f-bombs?

  7. Quest says:

    Megan looks like one of my moms porcelin dolls – don’t like what these ladies do to their faces for the sake of beauty.

    @ the second link – did RIRI really get some Irish Colin …LOL

  8. Jackson says:

    Be sure to read the Radar link on LiLo. What a joke. “Global charitable contributions” my ass. It’s pretty obvious who LiLo is taking her legal advice from nowadays.

  9. rissa says:

    kelly brook link is pretty funny. dated the guy for three months and they already know the sex of the baby!

  10. beth says:

    i think it’s more than just one job … check out that face, chin, neck, arm …
    also, very soon, she’ll vanish from sight when she stands with her side to the camera

  11. Relli says:

    So has TMZ been replaced as Linnocents personal PR machine with Radar? I cannot help but notice at the bottom of the screen that the majority of their posts are about her and have been for the last few days. (NOTE: CB THANK YOU FOR GETTING RID OF POPEATER!)Hardly anyone posts abotu her anymore unless to point out how useless she is, yet they are running rampant with “EXCLUSIVES” about her… Oh no she hasn’t got the memo yet that no one cares 🙁

  12. Marie says:

    I am going all over the place here. First that top pic of Megan Fox, she looks like hell. Second the pics of Linnocent in NYC out shopping the first thing I noticed was her arm. She looks like she has the skin of an 80 year old yuck. As for Radar and TMZ I am so sick of those sites, I swear there is a Blohan literally blowing someone at those places they are all over her they seem to think she is the next best thing since electricity. UGH.

  13. Macey says:

    @Jackson

    I spit my Ice T out when I read that line.

  14. ctkat1 says:

    I wonder if Aronofsky is reconsidering Wolverine after the amazing success of Black Swan?

    With a budget of only $13 million, Black Swan was supposed to be a little art-house film and maybe gross $20-$25 million. And now, after the Oscars and a worldwide gross of $270+ million, perhaps Aronofsky is getting better offers?

  15. lcat says:

    Munn is actually kind of cute and funny. I’d only ever seen pictures I think. If she was a bit less skanky I would like her.

  16. Bailey says:

    she does look like a porcelain doll.

  17. DetRiotgirl says:

    CB, can you please cover the most recent Vanessa Hudgens drama? Apparently, someone has released some kind of open letter naming the picture leaker as being a rival Nickelodeon star (Alexis something or other) from Zoey 101. Wasn’t that Jamie Lynn Spear’s show before she got knocked up?

    Anyway, they say the pictures were taken in 2006 at this Alexis chick’s house, and that she has been strategically releasing them around Vanessa’s movie release dates out of career jealousy. From my understanding though, the girl being accused of leaking the photos is a few years younger than Vanessa. I did the math real quick, and I’m thinking that means that Vanessa and had her THIRTEEN year old friend hold the camera for her.

    One word: SCANDAL. Of course, there is no way to know if this is true. But, wow, what a disturbing story! The underage girls, the x-rated pics, the hitherto unspoken Disney vs Nickelodeon rivalry… I’m a little grossed out to admit this, but I’m totally interested in analyzing this!

    The Superficial has the whole letter up if anyone wants to read it, btw.

  18. Butch says:

    I’m glad this actor is going for comedy. She’s young and if she sticks with it, considers supporting roles, and stay clear of known H’wood pitfalls, she’ll have a career.

    She’d better look at some of these photos and say ‘okay. I’m good now’. Truth – she has a perfectly asymmetrical face and it’s rare.

  19. ordinarygirl86 says:

    Oh god I just hope that this role in the Apatow movie is VERY small! I do not want to see a plastic waxy face frozen forever in time for the whole movie!!! But I love Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd and they were SO funny in Knocked Up that I’m really excited.

  20. anti says:

    her face is even more jacked than the last time it was jacked. jeez!

  21. Confuzzle says:

    Jocegan Wildenfox.

  22. wemmz says:

    what the hell has she done to her face ?

    WHY DID SHE DO THIS ?
    she’s not the most talented, all she had was her face and her sex appeal.
    she’s an idiot.

  23. almond says:

    She doesn’t look like herself anymore. Doesn’t she have identity issues? I thought that was a psychological concern with heavy plastic surgery. But I might be wrong, of course.

  24. courtney says:

    Megan Fox is a talentless dipshit even Katherine Houghton was a better actress than her 43 years ago in the movie Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. granted she was playing off her aunt the great Katherine Hepburn and Hepburns main man Spencer Tracy plus Sidney Poitier who had a couple of years before become the first african american actor to win the Best Actor oscar. Ms Fox was never going to be a huge star she’s mostly cast on looks not talent

  25. april says:

    She looks like a brunette Barbie doll.

  26. Ricci says:

    OMG what did Megan do to her face omg

  27. dr zoidberg says:

    hey alice

    or…here’s a thought, you could protest against…. anything else?

    war, deficits, reductions in public spending, maybe even scientology if none of those are available? You know, something that actually harms people rather than an actress you find annoying because of what you read on a gossip site.

    Instead you seem to begrudge this woman finding a job while we are still in a recession, and plan to organize against her movies.

    i mean come on, you love reading about her and so do I. Come off your high horse and join the rest of us down here.

  28. margaritachum says:

    for some reason she reminds me of Shannen Doherty.

    this girl used to be beautiful now she’s just looks the same as the rest of those plastic dolls in hollywood.

  29. str8shooter says:

    Wow, another role for Bitch Barbie?

    Those kneepads must be getting one HELL of a workout!

  30. original kate says:

    why does she keep getting work? i mean on her face. and in the movies. both.

  31. Ari says:

    I am so glad she got so much work done because now she is no longer the poor man’s Angie…there can only be ONE.

  32. Mouse says:

    Gross, she’s anorexic looking and her face looks so carved up. The plastic face with the tats makes her look so cheap and trampy.

  33. Stephanie says:

    She was so hot in Transformers… 🙁

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