David Beckham gets wet as Victoria stares down a plate of cupcakes

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These are photos of David Beckham playing soccer on Sunday, while Victoria looks on with Cruz, in the Sky Box or wherever. As I mentioned in the Jolie-Pitt post this weekend, Brad Pitt and David Beckham currently have the same hair. They’re both greasing their junk with heavy product, and parting down the middle. I think Becks was doing it first and now Brad is copying…?

The photos of Posh are epic though. Look at her crazy bitchface. I do tend to think Victoria simply has the “natural bitchface” though – that’s just what she looks like when her face is relaxed. Lainey noted that a plate of cupcakes is in front of her, visible to the cameras, and that perhaps Posh’s willpower to never give in to even eating just one cupcake may be the source of the bitchface. Who knows?

Also – I had forgotten that Posh and Becks were going to the royal wedding. They really are – they got invited after Prince William and David Beckham worked together to bring the World Cup to London. So Posh will be at the wedding, with her bump. I’m guessing she’s like 4 to 5 months along right now… her face isn’t showing much weight, is it? Oh, Posh. Girl, eat the cupcake! You’re having a girl! Give her some sustenance.

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  1. OtherChris says:

    Thought number one: Those tattoos are stupid. Thought number two: Wet shirt.

  2. melinda says:

    Those cupcakes look yummy. I wonder if the frosting is butter cream or cream cheese.

  3. DGO says:

    I actually think she looks like she’s nauseated and trying not to puke at the smell of too-sweet icing.

  4. mln76 says:

    The steel resolve that woman must have. I wonder how much a photo of her eating a cupcake would be worth? I’d pay to see it.

  5. lio says:

    She looks sicks to me (especially in the third photo: its’s like she is just about to vomit)

  6. Quest says:

    Posh: Just a nibble Posh – it won’t hurt or put any fat anywhere…just a tinsy winsy nibble that’s all, plastic don’t get fat.

    Girl just eat the god damn cupcake already. I would have

  7. OriginalGracie says:

    I like Victoria. I think she is a good woman who is often unfairly treated in the media. As you said Kaiser, some people just have bitchface without meaning to.

    I guess for me I have never understood the venom towards her that some have. She is a business woman, a mom, a wife and you don’t see her involved in anything shady or untoward. She lives her life and if she wants to be skinny doing it, well, so what?

    I wish her well. I hope she has a beautiful little baby girl and keeps on living the life she has with her hubby and kids.

    And as far as David cheating, well, who knows. But they have obviously decided to stay together so it’s really not our business.

    Her kids seem very sweet, down to earth and lovely so I think she is probably a good mom. I think with Victoria, if you knew her in real life you would see the kind of woman she really is. I don’t think the media glance we get of her does her any kind of justice.

    Ok: Novel/over.

  8. i says:

    Yawn…
    they bore me injuriously.

  9. Lemon Drops says:

    She wouldn’t have gained much weight if she had morning sickness throughout the first trimester, and is starting to get over it now. And like DGO said, I could see how something so sugary could be an aversion, all I ever want to eat is saltines and toast. I can’t imagine living such a non-stop life while pregnant when all you wanna do is rest on the couch and sleep. I think her bitchface is exhaustion.

  10. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    She’s going bald from malnutrition. I don’t understand why SOMEBODY in her world doesn’t care about her enough to try to get her help. Her husband? Does she have parents? Any friends? Doesn’t ANYBODY care about her enough to try to get her help?

    I think it’s a mental illness, and so SHE really cannot control what she is doing to herself. But what about her supposed “loved ones” around her? Nobody seems to care about her malnutrition, which means they don’t care about HER. Which makes me think Beckham is a world-class asshole. I can’t stand even looking at his weasel face.

  11. Estella says:

    I’d still hit it, headband included.

  12. Sarah says:

    I don’t hate Posh. I have kind of a bitch face too, and nothing bothers me more than when people tell me to smile even though I am a happy person. I also think they seem like very devoted parents who spend a lot of time with their kids.

  13. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    She looks sick for sure, and looking at him with disgust…

    Stupid husband in the stupid rain wearing that stupid headband.

  14. Cherry Rose says:

    Victoria looks better with longer hair. It helps soften her features.

    But damn, she’s pregnant and still won’t eat some cupcakes? If I was pregnant I’d be scarfing everything I see down.

  15. almond says:

    Has her hairline always been like that? Something looks off about it.

    Since I don’t actually know her, I won’t say anything about her eating habits, but I eat would anything and everything healthy if I were pregnant.

  16. Christine says:

    She looks nauseous. Also, do we think they used IVF with PGD to get a girl?

  17. Kim says:

    She has had 3 babies all born healthy so her eating/nutrition cant be that bad. She looks alot younger with long hair but i prefer her with shorter hair.

    Beckhan is gorgeous but im not liking the hair parted down the middle.

  18. caramia says:

    I’m so impressed she got that close to cupcakes, she must’ve done a 10 mile run after sniffing them.

  19. bluhare says:

    I get wet when I stare down a plate of cupcakes too.

  20. Lady Jane says:

    Her inflated lips are trash-tastic

  21. Mercy says:

    I like the long hair on Victoria.

  22. truetalk says:

    damn!his butt looks great even from d side.

  23. kelbear says:

    No one said she didn’t eat a cupcake. Maybe she did. If she didn’t want a cupcake I don’t blame her. I couldn’t even look at sweets when I was pregnant. I have a salt tooth.

  24. mln76 says:

    To be fair cupcakes aren’t healthy. A pregnant woman would do herself favors to load up on healthy foods and avoid sugar if it isn’t torturing her. Not that I’d be able to avoid a tub of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. And yeah maybe she was just nauseous. As for the hair loss thing, never been pregnant but isn’t it common to loose hair when you are?
    I still think even if she was craving one she’d be sure to not be photographed while scarfing one down.

  25. serena says:

    Nah, I tend to think she has a natural bitchface, like Natalie Portman and others.
    Nothing’s wrong with it ;P

  26. Tiffany says:

    @ Original Kate. I am with you, I have always liked her. She is funny, pretty self deprecating and is greatful for what she has. I think she has tones down quite a bit with the WAG image and still seems like a cool chick so I am with you, where did it start for the media to mistreat her where she has not done or said anything to warrent it.

  27. malachais says:

    Is her hair really that long? Seem like only a year or two ago that her hair was REALLY short.

  28. Bodhi says:

    If she were suffering from severe malnutrition I seriously doubt that she would have been able to not only get pregnant at least 4 times, but have 3 (so far) healthy babies.

    I think Victoria & David are great parents. They are always involved with their kids & the boys are always super smiley when they are with their parents

  29. marge says:

    … what cupcakes????

    I got a bit distracted

  30. Chelly says:

    She’s always said she has quite a complex w her teeth which is why she never smiles. And in looking at the pap photos she also said “Y don’t u ever smile u miserable cow”

    She’s very much aware of how she looks (bitchy) but it isn’t her intent, she just really doesn’t like to smile. She can’t get over her complex so she chooses to be considered a bitch if that’s how ppl want to perceive her but she’s very open & soft in her interviews. It isn’t an “image” she’s portraying, or even wants to be known as.

  31. Kiska says:

    She looks extremely nauseated in those pictures.

    The Beckams get a bad rap but they seem to be quite devoted to each other and their kids.

  32. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    Oh please, even that coke-snorting, anorexic, Rachel Zoe (who’s hair was also getting alarmingly thin) managed to get pregnant at 50 (or whatever her true age is), so we know that modern medicine can help almost any woman get pregnant.

    The hair doesn’t lie. Victoria started to lose her hair at least a year or so ago. Have you ever seen that other anorexic, Giuliana Rancic? Her hairline has also receded quite a bit and gotten really thin. http://tinyurl.com/5rtyes4

    These women are sick. I don’t know why people who CLAIM to care about them don’t try to get some type of intervention. It’s very, very, sad.

  33. nicca says:

    He is one beautiful man. I heard he has a squeaky voice. I hope I never hear him speak, it’ll change everything.

  34. Devon says:

    While I don’t doubt that Victoria has some issues with food, just because the cupcakes are there it doesn’t mean that she HAS to eat them. For all we know, she’s the type of person who just can’t have one. I’m that type of person and the moment I have one of something, whether it’s candy, chocolate, baked goods, chips, etc, I have trouble stopping. I avoid those types of things because I know one is never enough. I avoid them because I know I’ll just regret it later…like the day I ate almost an entire bag of vanilla Oreos. By myself. Home alone.

    She is hyper conscious about her body and her smile. If you read anything she’s written (I love her book The Extra Half Inch) or watch her on video, she’s very funny, happy, self deprecating, honest. Please watch that special she did about moving to Los Angeles. Hilarious! Especially when she gets drunk. Whatever issues her and David have in their marriage, they are obviously willing to make it work no matter (they’ve been married over 10 years) and are great parents to their boys. Can’t fault them there. I hope my husband and I are that happy when we’ve got 3/4 kids and have been married that long.

  35. Quixotic1205 says:

    Forget Victoria, do you ladies not see the amazing six pack on Becks? Omg! I’m gonna need a minute!

  36. benny says:

    I think all the plastic surgery she’s had at such a young age shows how emotionally insecure she really is, despite whatever public image her handlers/publicists are able to project.

    And I don’t get all the love for him. That tattoo on his left arm looks cheap and tacky. With all his money, he couldn’t find a better artist? And he should just retire already. Continuing to play past your prime, and for ever-decreasing quality of teams, is just sad.

    I suppose I wouldn’t mind them so much if their publicists weren’t always cramming them down our throats.

  37. Crash2GO2 says:

    They want to look like Tom Brady!

  38. sammib says:

    She doesn’t smile cos girl got a bad grill..

  39. Newbie says:

    When I was pregnant, I loved shwepps fizzy water. And lots of beef. And ice cream. 1 pint per night.
    I’m going to be crucified for this, but I can’t handle posh’s nose. I know, I know, it’s evil and bitchy to be so mean about it. It’s just so…unattractive. Sorry. Oh wait. This is a celebrity website. Sorry–ish…

  40. Redd says:

    Puh-leeeez! Cupcakes don’t temp this broad! She’s pretty much immune to food in general, looks like to me.

  41. I think Victoria looks like always.. I would be surprised if she could do another mien with all her surgeries..