“Zooey Deschanel was Photoshopped into oblivion” links

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Zooey Deschanel is unrecognizable. [Agent Bedhead]
Wonder Woman looks like a stripper. A cheesy stripper. [LaineyGossip]
Mel B is knocked up too. [Dlisted]
This is what I feared, and why I never started watching Fringe. [Pajiba]
Katherine Heigl deigns to wear a bikini. [The Blemish]
Raccoon McPantless over-did the rouge. Shocking! [Yeeeah]
This is why I stopped reading Maureen Dowd cira 2005. [Gawker]
The supermoon gave me a crappy headache. [The Frisky]
Ricky Martin thanks his partner. [PopEater]
Sienna Miller is boning Tom Sturridge. She got another pretty one. [Celebuzz]
Seriously, why isn‘t Sofia Vergara the new Wonder Woman? [IDLITW]
Chord Overstreet‘s ass? [PopBytes]
Kristin Davis is a hot pink mess. [ICYDK]
Wait, what?!? Matt Bomer is a father of three?!? [A Socialite Life]
Tiger Woods hooked another gem of a girl. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Daniel Radcliffe is so goddamn cool. [LimeLife]
Kate Winslet wears a wedding cake as a dress. Pretty much. [Pop Sugar]

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  1. Steph says:

    omg that doesn’t even look like her!

    Agree with Kaiser

  2. Blank says:

    It’s funny how many stars look better without the photoshopping. She’s definitely one of them.

  3. TQB says:

    Boo! Fringe has one less than stellar episode and people bail? This season is awesome and it is still the best show on television.

  4. Dana M says:

    OMG! That doesn’t look at all like ZD.

  5. Heatheradair says:

    WONK. EYES.

    Good lawd, wouldn’t have known it was her if ya hadn’t told me…..

  6. Andrea says:

    She looks like a manequin.

  7. ordinarygirl86 says:

    Those bastards ‘slimmed’ her nose down and airbrushed her face into oblivion!!! The eyes are the only real trace of Zooey

  8. Kaiser says:

    Oh, by the way bitches –

    I’m finally on Twitter! Huzzah!!

    http://twitter.com/#!/KaiseratCB

  9. Sam says:

    I never would have guessed that was her. ridiculous. She is So beautiful why mess with that?

  10. aenflex says:

    Don’t make me join Twitter now!

    God this piece of art is pretty sad.

  11. xxodettexx says:

    wow, this is especially terrible considering how beautiful she is in real life! like someone else said, she and many stars actually much better without the freak photoshopping!

    see ya on twitter kaiser!! woohoo!!

  12. Yasmine says:

    KAISER!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!! Only 4 tweets up and I’m already laughing so loud I’m getting death stares from other people in the library! (don’t judge bitches, I’m writing my last university essay EVER)

  13. brin says:

    I’ll follow your twitter page on google, Kaiser, I’m gonna stay twit illit.

  14. jingles says:

    Well NOW she doesn’t look like Katy Perry…

  15. Keljo says:

    I’m with you TQB (#3)…I absolutely love Fringe. The only bad thing is that it competes with Supernatural, which I also love. Luckily, I can DVR 2 shows at one time, but it’s deciding which one to watch live that’s the tough part.

    If you didn’t tell me that was Zooey Deschanel in that ad, I don’t think I would have guessed it. Looks nothing like her.

    ETA: Missed the Matt Bomer link…I had read before that he has 3 kids, but it was one of those things I promptly forgot. They’re so cute!

  16. Iris says:

    It looks like they merged her and Michelle William’s faces together to create that monstrosity

  17. curmudgeon says:

    Who is this chick? She’s cute.
    (or is she…)

  18. Solveig says:

    For a moment I thought that they were going to shut Fringe down.
    The series is not as bad as the guy says, though. As someone says in the comments of the site, the author is overanalyzing. I would still recommend the show despite the obvious absurdities and lack of logic of some episodes.

  19. Lenore says:

    At what point does a photoshopped picture become libellous?

    Why do they pay famous, beautiful celebrities to pose for their dumb ads and then RENDER THEM UNRECOGNISABLE?!

  20. beanie says:

    Wow! What a mess. I think she is quirky, cute and they just tried to make her look like a Hollyweird clone.:-(
    http://digitalimagefashion.blogspot.com/

  21. Liana says:

    What did they do to Zooey? I know the woman personally and I didn’t even recognize her.

  22. Kaiser says:

    Thanks for all of the Twitter love, bitches!

  23. Iva says:

    Fringe is great, even though they did cross over to unholy grounds of soapy twists.. but with such great actors somehow it works, if you’re not entirely a robot that is 😉 and they sort of clean up their screenplay mess with some explanation in due time.. so, there’s hope 🙂 also, i find it more interesting than supernatural which to me appeared on same ‘quality’ level as charmed or that ghost whispererer series..

  24. Trillion says:

    Good luck Yasmine. Now get back to work and kill that essay.
    Another Fringe fan here, BTW.

  25. huh says:

    if i hadn’t known who it was, i would have guessed it Claire Forlani

  26. lucy2 says:

    I just followed you, and Kiefer Sutherland, on twitter. He’s pretty badass, but I think you’re funnier. 😉

    Why oh why did they do that to Zooey? She’s so cute.

  27. Newbie says:

    her real self is 100x’s prettier than that. WTF?

  28. Dani says:

    Sienna Miller is bearding for another gay one since her career is over.

  29. CeeCee says:

    why bother hiring a hair, makeup and photographic team to put the ad together when they can just create a face from their computer.
    I love ZD, she is soo cute and quirky.