Over the past week, I keep hearing all of this speculation about Kate Middleton and Prince William’s post-nuptial plans. I’m not even talking about the honeymoon – which some think will either be within the UK (like, Scotland) or perhaps in Mustique. But the real story is where they’re going after the honeymoon: where will they live when they’re in London? Will they live with grand-mummy in Buckingham Palace? Will they live with the Prince of Wales in Clarence House, the most modern of all of the royal residences in London? Or will they go to Princess Diana’s old apartments in Kensington Palace? Well, most people think they’ll end up in Kensington Palace, either in Diana’s old apartments or in another set. There’s even talk of a massive renovation for the eventual move to KP. But for now, while they’re figuring it out, Kate and Will are going to be moving into Prince Harry’s apartments in Clarence House. It’s like an episode of Three’s Company, royal-style. And can you imagine sharing an apartment with Prince Harry? Um…
Prince William and Kate Middleton are to start married life by sharing a home with Prince Harry, it has emerged.
After they return from honeymoon, the royal couple are initially expected to move into a suite of rooms in Clarence House, while they decide where to live more permanently.
It means they will share their first married home with Prince Harry who lives there when he is in London.
Prince William and Kate are yet to confirm where they will set up home permanently once they are married, but Buckingham Palace, St James’s Palace and Kensington Palace are all being considered as for their London base.
The Prince currently spends a large amount of time in North Wales where he is stationed with the RAF.
When in London the Prince stays in the Clarence House suite with his brother, who also spends a large amount of time away with the Army Air Corps.
[From The Telegraph]
So, William will be away a lot, and Harry’s gone through the week most of the time, and then there will be the odd weekend when Kate is in London and Will is in Wales, working, and Harry will be in London too… and they decide to share a bottle of wine. Kate begins to talk about the new pressures she’s feeling now that she’s married. Harry listens to her, giving her advice in a soft voice, then leaning over to rub her shoulders. Their eyes meet. Harry runs his hand through her hair, suddenly grabbing a handful and pulling her head back. He moves in quickly, kissing her. Soon, their clothes are on the floor…
And nine months later, the newest member of the royal family, the third in line to the throne is born. And he or she is a ginger.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Wouldn’t surprise me at all. Royal blood is royal blood. LMAO!
Come and knock on our door….(this must be the day for 70’s sitcom theme songs).
Oh those randy royals!
I hope they use a capital “G” if they name the child Ginger.
Oh, Kaiser… How I love your comedy-erotica. Seriously, cracking me up. (And hey, you know, if I were Waity and had a weekend alone with Harry….)
Lol Kaiser.
LOL! Harry is going to take Kate under his wing, literally. 😀
The child of Kate would presumptively be Wills so it will be second in line to the throne- behind its father.
Isn’t Harry always rumored to not be Charles’s son anyway? It’d be wonderful to have some non-Windsor hotness on the throne.
@ How do you say “I’d hit it and hit it again like a house on fire” in an aristocratic British accent?
If I was Kate, I’d be absolutely facinated with those Gingery Crompetts
Please let this happen!
@Dee
Charles is still 1st in line for the throne, then William, then any of his children.
If you look at Di’s sister Sarah (nee Spencer), she has red hair and so do her children. So there’s a good cover story – i.e. Harry (not Charles’ son) gets Kate knocked up and she has ginger hair baby – “he/she looks just like the Spencers!”(William’s maternal aunt)
Yes, Harry certainly takes after his father. 😉
Re :my bastard child cover-up story
Oh, Kaiser! You bring out my bad (but fun) side!!
I get why people think Harry is old whats-his-name’s son, Hewitt I think it is, but look at the picture where he’s in the brown jacket: those are Charles’ eyes. He got coloring from Diana’s side of the family and some features from Charles. I really do think if there was any proof that she’d known Hewitt before Harry was born, it would’ve been found out by know. I think she was partly attracted to Hewitt because he reminded her of her own family. And believe me, I’m no defender of this dippy inbred family.
@jc126 I think Harry is Charles’s son too I just though it was a funny thing to say in the spirit of the post 🙂
OH YEAH baby!!
Whew! That is totally hot!
I am shocked that after all these years not one hair from Harry’s head has been DNA checked. NOt one of his lovers has a hiar somewhere?
Hewitt must have done the DNA thing but does not want to harm his son Harry or he got paid off.
Someone has the DNA from Harry and Hewitt. They looked identical.
Diana got even big time with the Royal Firm.
“Soon, their clothes are on the floor…”
Aw Kaiser, why you always gotta leave a girl hanging. 😀
For the record, Diana didn’t even know Hewitt when Harry was conceived….Harry def has Charles’s close-set eyes but the rest of him (not sure about what’s “down-under”) is def Spencer. In fact Diana commented after he was born that she was relieved she’d had a little Spencer.
Lofl!
LMMFAO!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
that was great. you guys are awful!!! 😆
I stand corrected.
I always leave out Charles… I get the impression the British public would like too as well!
BTW, I would totally do Harry over William, personally. He looks like he’d be way more adventurous in bed, hopefully in a good way, not a gross way, if you get my drift.
HA! Royal porn! I love it. Oh, I so hope she has a little Harry ginger baby.
Red hair is a recessive trait, so both Charles and Diana had to be carry the gene from somewhere. Therefore, William is probably a carrier, so he and Kate could still have lil ginger babies. My parents are both brunettes and wound up with 2 brunettes, 2 blondes, and 2 redheads.
Kate & Harry hittin’ it would be hot, tho. 😀
ROFL
that was hilarious!
Kaiser, you’re BRILLIANT
It’s much, much easier to be the second son and not have to worry about being all proper because you’re not going to be king someday. Look at Prince Andrew, he was quite naughty in his day.
Harry looks very much like his grandmother, to me. The close set eyes.
I’d hit it like a house on fire (or a crotch on fire).
Doesn’t the red hair come from the Spencer side of the family? William probably has the red hair genes. If Kate does too, they could have a red haired kid (without Harry’s help lol).
Well done, Kaiser! Reading the news article closely, it says Kate & William will “move into a set of rooms” in Clarence House, which leads the newspaper to conclude that the newlyweds will live in the same apartment as Harry.
Unlikely I think! Clarence House is huge, big enough to hold Charles and Camilla’s suite, and William and Harry’s too. Now William and Kate will have an apartment there as well, but it’s likely Harry will have his own space too.
Well, I know that I would not trust myself around Prince Hot Ginge, married or not 😉
i wouldn’t pass the chance with Prince Hot Ginge;)))).
Kaiser love your hot royal porn in the afternoon, but you’re breaking Michael K’s heart! Every word you wrote is like a dagger in his soul!
You know that Michael K has a hot, lustful eye for Prince Hot Ginge!
Hahahahaha, and you can tell by the comments who reads DListed because they are all calling him Prince Hot Ginge!
Harry is identical to Diana’s brother. There is a photo of him here and the likeness is uncanny.
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/people,2165,earl-spencer-back-on-television,80796
Harry does look alot like Diana’s brother and William looks alot like Prince Andrew.
Kate had already been living there or spending nights before Will joined the military. Maybe they are moving into new rooms but she was a well known over night guest.
You should start a new web site: British Royal Fanfiction. I’ll be a little freaked out if you start posting Queen Mother/Camilla slash stories, but I could get into it.
And who knew that Harry would turn out to be the hot one? He is so fine!
I’m loving that people are loving the ginger hair, as mine is auburn and I was teased about it as a child..boo hoo! Come to think about it, Haz and I would make a gorgeous ginger baby, but he’s a little too young for me and….must stop typing – husband has entered the room.
I really want one of those mugs that show pictures of Prince Harry and Kate! They’re super expensive but funny as heck! Darned economy. 😉
Kaiser back dissing Catherine and how having her shagging Harry behind William’s back? Only problem with that picture is Harry isn’t hard up for dates like William is. 😛
Oh please people. With regard to Harry’s paternity, we’re talking about the Brits. The founders of covert operations, MI5, MI6. You know Harry’s DNA was secretly checked, and when Diana was giving those explosive interviews about Charles and Camilla, the palace would have used Harry’s paternity at least as blackmail against that stuff. Diana was guarded 24/7. Hewitt himself admits that he and Diana only met after Harry was born, and already a toddler.
There is no way a secret like that would have been kept. No way the palace would have let Diana get away with that. She was 19! She was completely trapped in her guilded cage.
And like others have said, Harry does resemble Charles. He just doesn’t have the particular balding Windsor gene that makes William look so much like dear old Dad.
Her body language looks a lot better with Harry, at least in these pictures.
Her body language looks a lot better with Harry, at least in these pictures. Royal fan fiction: Harry beds Kate, usurps the throne!
I bet Harry spanks. Just sayin.
LOL@Andie!!!!!!!
@Scarlet Vixen: I had a friend who’s family was the same way. Parents were both light-skinned, one brunette and one blonde, and they had three of the weirdest children EVER. My friend (their oldest) had dark hair and dark-olive skin. Her little sister was fair and blonde, and their brother was covered in freckles with a carrot top. You never know. I myself have a daughter who looks nothing like me. I’m in-between fair and olive skin with dark brown eyes and dark hair. My husband has fair skin, brown hair and blue eyes. Our daughter is blonde and blue-eyed, despite brown eyes being the dominant gene. And not that I haven’t gone on long enough, but I know a couple with even crazier offspring. The guy is Armenian. His wife is medium-skinned and TOE-HEAD-ICY-BLONDE. What do they get? A blonde, fair-skinned little girl with brown eyes. Really. Some of the bone structure in her face screams Armenian, but other than that, you’d never know her father is her father. But biologically, I know for a fact that he IS. *catches breath*
Newbie – everyone has a dominant and recessive gene. You obviously have blue eye recessive which is why your daughter has blue eyes.
How about this one. My mother has brown eyes, my father has blue and I have dark green. The answer – I have the exact same eye color as my mother’s mother. My mother is recessive green so I got that.
Genetics is really cool!
I don’t know how people think he’s not charles’ son… they look so much alike. The close-set eyes and that kinda dopey look… I can see the Windsor DNA at work there.
If he isn’t SOC (son of Charles) no one would ever admit it. But damn the genetics this prince is hot hot hot!