These are photos from last night’s “An Evening With Women”. It’s an annual charity event that benefits women’s services at the LA Gay & Lesbian Center. Most of the guests were lesbians or lesbian-friendly women. And then there was Kat Von D and Jesse James. Now, Kat has been to these events before, and I do think she probably has a history with supporting gay rights, etc. So maybe I would understand Kat flying solo to the event. But she brought her fiancé Jesse James. Ugh. How did Jesse get out of this event alive? How did the ladies not beat him to a pulp? Especially considering there’s probably at least a few lesbians who attended who consider Sandra Bullock one of their own (because she sleeps with her dogs, remember?)
Anyway, I guess Kat looks pretty good (for her). She’s lost some weight… either that, or that dress is pretty flattering. I get the feeling… ugh, should I say this out loud? I get the feeling that in Kat’s mind, she wants to work the red carpet with Jesse just like Sandra Bullock did. She wants everyone to pay attention to her, and she thinks she’s at the same level as Bullock, you know? It’s just a feeling I get. I could do without the red carpet kisses though. Those made me nauseous.
In the coming weeks, I’m expecting to see more of Jesse. His book, American Outlaw, comes out in early May, and I’m sure he’ll be doing some major print and television interviews. I wonder how bad this book is going to be?
Cyndi Lauper’s face says it all.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Haha! Jesse James looks really dumb, as always. Poor girl’s gonna look back on this whole mess with a “what the fuck was I thinking” frown! Hopefully, she’ll grow out of her low self-esteem phase soon and get herself a hot young piece to go with.
I’m not sure if Jessie’s posture and expression is closer to a corpse or a mortician but I know what Kat whispered in his ear just before the picture was taken:
“Honey, GLBT does not stand for the Glorification of Little Bavarian Tyrants”.
Did I mention my dogwood is blooming”?
she’s gonna regret all those tattoos once she gets past 50
Cyndi Lauper looks great!
You will never convince me that someone with that many tattoos, that much makeup, and that much wig is happy with herself.
Nope, she is not even comfortable in her own skin and it gives off one desperate, TTH, poser vibe. Which could explain why you get the “look at me, I’m, Sandra B.” feel, Kaiser.
LOL @Rita
He looks like a subby despite the past nazi posturing stuff.
I really like her dress – I think she look very nice. He looks like a vanilla gorilla in a suit blah.
i keep confusing this girl with dita >.<
She’s all over him and he looks like he’s wanting to chew His arm off to get away.
@Rita that’s wonderful about your dogwood 😉
her poses are fug. Kat must’ve gotten a facial because her skin looks amazing.
Has anyone tried Kat’s lipsticks? Supposedly they are supposed to be awesome. I am lipstick obsessed for some reason.
Seems to me that they wanted to send a bitchy message to Sandra Bullock.
Kat looks good here! I still don’t love all the tattoos, anything in extreme never looks good.
Jesse James looks like her overbearing father..
Her face is always at least five shades lighter than her the rest of her.
I see I’m not the only one thinking she is wearing a wig.
Kat always looks like she’s trying to tell the world he’s her man, and he looks bored by her.
Yeah, a straight couple kissing & canoodling in the middle of the Lesbian event’s red carpet… that’s totally appropriate.
@Beth – “I keep confusing this girl with dita >.<“
Ugh, say is aint’ so! Dita is gorgeous in a way Kat will never be.
@<Disbelieving – “You will never convince me that someone with that many tattoos, that much makeup, and that much wig is happy with herself.
I have to agree, in this case. There’s definitely a difference in getting tattoos after though & consideration… as opposed to how Kat does so, impulsively without any consideration. (She has a bunch of random people’s ‘signatures’ on her leg…How stupid is that?) I don’t go for the full coverage look. I think it takes away from the meaning of the ones she already had, too distracting. I LOVE tattoos, but I gave mine years of thought (I mean, it’s permanent for God’s sake.)
Besides us ‘normal’ people being aware of needing placements that could be covered, for the sake of a job.
@Crash2GO2 – “Has anyone tried Kat’s lipsticks? Supposedly they are supposed to be awesome. I am lipstick obsessed for some reason.
I’d heard that too… but for some reason I can’t bring myself to purchase anything from her collection, since I can’t stand her >.<
Jesse James looks so uncomfortable, it’s painful. Kat’s left arm looks like she tried to cover up some old work… I’d love to know what was originally there
I wish Sandy was one of ours. This trash is gross. Sad that even exist. The two of them probably invent new disease when they touch. Ick.
i tried t think of something nice to say and couldnt.
His poses are lolz. I can see it in his eyes: “Give me sexy, RAWR! Give me hot male machinery! Puff your chest out a little more, the wimmen LOVE IT.” Ahahahaha!
These two look in sync and a much better match for each other. Sandy was a dumbass thinking she was going to control an outlaw like Jesse James. What a power tripper she is/was. Sometimes a girl needs to be slapped down (not figuratively) a notch or two. Bad boys don’t change for no one. With Kat, Jesse can be himself as it should be.
Oh Cyndi…you may have gotten a chemical peel a few months ago, but the neck tells all.
Jesse looks so uncomfortable. Can’t wait until he embarrasses and breaks Kat’s heart. She is such a moron.
@Crash2GO2: Her lipsticks are pretty amazing. I bought two the last time I was at Sephora because though I’m so not a fan of her, the pigments and conditioning of the lipsticks are awesome.
Just recognized that suit and tie from when he was with SB. Classy. Really classy.
these two are disgusting.
i love her dress…she does look better than usual. She is def putting on a show for the “red carpet” …he looks like her wants to escape badly.
He used to go to real red carpet events with Sandra….big movie openings, oscar, little events like that.So Sandy is still the winner…plus he is not getting any cuter as he ages. sorry Kat = you loose…….
She looks like Sarah Silverman in the top pic.
Cyndi Lauper is a goddess…
I love it! It’s like our nice talented celebrities are being replaced by dumb, dirty, broken versions.
That Kat person looks like a total bitch. It’s just the look she always has on her face.
Those tiny, tiny eyes of his. Shrimp eyes.
Ok. This woman has her own makeup line…why the HELL can’t she match her foundation to her skin tone. Her face is like 4 shades lighter than her chest/back. LJFDSLKJLKSDF. Drives. Me. Insane. Also, she’s fug and her tats are ridiculous.
The “Ve haff vays of making you talk…” expression in the first picture would be funny except that he looks like he’s on “selection” detail.
His entire demeanour has changed since the break-up. You can tell Kat has his number (88) and totally digs it.
They’re a pair of stone-cold racists and why they’re invited anywhere is beyond me.
Obviously Cyndi doesn’t get it either…
@Candy – “Sometimes a girl needs to be slapped down (not figuratively) a notch or two.
So you think women need to be ‘slapped down’ literally (not figuratively), so she knows her place? I truly hope I’ve missinterpretted your comment.
Because if not, you’re an idiot.
These two so belong together. Then no one else can be tainted by them.
He looks like he can’t breathe. She looks like she used to be pretty, but now, um…
Also, if I ever get any jacking done to my face, I’m going to make sure my neck either a) matches, or b) is covered.
You just know he will do the same thing to Kat that he did to Sandy.
@Roma, thanks! I’m going to check them out next time I’m at Sephora.
@Hakura: I’m pretty sure candy is a troll. But bless you for trying.
P.S. Speaking of Cyndi Lauper and chemical peels – why don’t people get those done on their necks too?
I love her dress. Just cool.
He looks like he’s on some sort of sedative or the wrong anti-depressant. Regardless, tickety tock, these two are only going to be able to ride the Bullock Train for a little longer and then the tenuous connection will be severed. Bullock is wisely ignoring him and the public has a short memory. Soon JJ will soon be a footnote. Thank goodness.
And, ugh, Kat’s tatts are fine (excluding the cheeta dots) but the foundation 5 shades too light is UNFORGIVEABLE.
Jesse just doesn’t seem that into her. My guess is that he misses Sandra more then he may be willing to admit.
@Couldbeatrick – she’s going to regret those tattoo’s by 35 LOL!
The suit and dress are nice, once you get past the grease, make-up and tattoos, then there’s the lug-soled shoes with a pin stripe and ridiculous poses. Where is Michael Caine?
@Rita and @June – couldn’t agree more 😉
Remember when he blamed his straying on Sandra? How did he come out of that event alive? Who let it happen?
Seriously, if there are any photos if her *not* wearing a wig, would someone please post a link? The one she always wears is like the kind you buy at Kmart at Halloween!
When I see Jesse in interviews, he’s so inarticulate, like a big, dumb schmuck. I really can’t understand what Sandy saw in him.
Someone needs to buy her a bar of soap!! She always looks dirty to me?
I agree! WTF was that slime bag doing there? disgusting.
didn’t the little mermaid wear that same dress but in white?
She needs a new wig already and comparing or mixing her up with Dita is just…I have no words lol
@Crash2GO2 – “@Hakura: I’m pretty sure candy is a troll. But bless you for trying.”
How pathetic. I was truly hoping no one around here was that idiotic.
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Her hair always looks knotty… Like when you leave the windows down in the car, then try to brush it. Kinda looks like she doesn’t even TRY anymore. I actually liked the dress, it just conflicted with her tattoos.
I’m interested to see if this ‘Memoir’ will bomb the way we hope it does.
Still don’t like him, but damn Jesse and KVD look great. Cyndy too
@could be a trick. Ditto.
I think she looks lovely for her. She’s ruined her formerly beautiful face and I don’t mean with those stupid stars she inked on it. I mean that she looks like she was attacked by a Kardashian.
Jesse James looks bored, stoned, trashy and ancient. Not even that gorgeous, obviously very expensive suit can make him look human. He looks like the “vanilla gorilla”.
I *DO NOT* think he misses Sandra at all. I don’t know WTF either one of them was thinking. I have zero sympathy for Sandra because you leave the money on the dresser on the way out, you don’t marry it.
As for Jesse, the 3 braincells he has know what his type is and his type is very, very, very tattooed. I’ve never seen his first wife but the porn star, the women he cheated on Sandra with and now Kat. I can’t imagine he was ever comfortable in her world so why move into it. He didn’t need the money and he would have gotten the same publicity by just dating her a few times and a lot less vitriol if he was caught with his tattoos undone.
Does anyone know of better lipsticks than hers?
I can’t support her w/ my money and the lipsticks sound good. Need to not support this Deep Space 9 alien and her supremacist.
@KattyKat
I think you make a number of very funny and good points. Truly snort-worth stuff.
In defense of Sandra, I think it is possible that those of us of a certain age, *cough*, don’t necessarily think of the “money on the dresser” option. Even the children of the sixties tend to think marriage and it takes a bit to shake us out of that even if we did drag our feet along the way. I think he probably seemed refreshingly fun to her. She seems uber responsible and he represented adolescent goofy-ness. I think it didn’t take much for him to sell himself as a dedicated craftsman with a counter-culture vibe–that is what he seems to believe about himself. She didn’t realize or want to accept that he was lacking in honor and integrity.
I don’t agree about his type. The first wife doesn’t have many visible tats and the porn star didn’t have many, if any, until after the divorce. I think he likes trophy wives and he likes them to be easy to get. Kat sure wasn’t hard to get at all. She was giving it up before the first date, apparently. Of course, I think she has some serious esteem issues which make her easy pickins.
Oh, and I am in the minority but I don’t think he has any money. He runs through it as soon as he gets it. There were quite a few rumors SB was footing some of his bills.
Just sharing for fun. I know, I know, I know too much. But work is boring and hard and this is stupid and fun.
🙂
Jesse NEVER looks happy with Kat. Even when holding hands or kissing publicly he seems so out of it. I wonder if he misses Sandra and the life they had together?
A bunch of us liked Kat before she took up with the Master of the Doucheverse. When dy’kes take a shine to a famous straight or bi-curious woman, it’s a combination of factors. In Kat’s case, in a nutshell I’d say it’s because she is sex-positive and hot in an “alternative” way and has a lot of well-done tattoos. You know, she could totally be someone’s stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold girlfriend on The Real L Word.
But if he’s attached to her I dunno why they’d ask her there. Maybe she took an active interest and they didn’t want to be rude. At least Cyndi was there.