Christina Aguilera’s drag queen feathers: hilarious or tragic?


CB and I have been going back and forth about which one of us should cover these new Christina Aguilera photos. Our comments back and forth were along the lines of “Drag queen.” “Meh.” “Drunk.” “Gay bar.” “Boobs.” All of that kind of sums it up, right? CB even wrote a classic intro to the piece (that she no longer is writing): “Christina Aguilera put on her best Spanx lingerie and paired it with some fishnets, peeptoe heels and a sheer feather-trimmed robe to attend a ceremony at West Hollywood gay bar The Abbey were she was inducted into their “Gay Walk of Fame.” Owner David Cooley posed with her and looked kind of shocked that she showed up looking like that. It’s not like there was a pajama-themed costume party that night.” LMAO.


Now that I’m looking at the photos, I have some other thoughts:

*WEIGHT. Christina is gaining weight – and it’s all going to her face, right? Her face and her boobs.

*BOOBS. God, they look horrible. If it’s the weight gain, that’s one thing, but they look like she went up a size in implants.

*DRUNK. She totally partied before she even showed up.

*WIG. Fix it, girl. For the love of God, fix it. Better yet, get a new one that’s made out of something other than bleached horsehair.

*MAKEUP. Drag queen style. Immaculate!

Anyway, you know that The Voice starts really soon – next week! How much of a hot mess is Christina going to be? Are you going to watch just to see how bad it is?



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. gamblea says:

    girdle as a skirt? is that a skirtle?

  2. melinda says:

    Her hair is so disgusting. It reminds me of the bags of spider webs you buy at halloween to decorate your house, but before you take little pieces and stretch them into a web.

  3. brin says:

    She looks like a Mae West impersonator. I keep waiting for her to say “Why don’t ya come up and see me sometime?” Burlesque is over,Xtina!

  4. mia girl says:

    She takes the “FAB” out of “FABULOUS”

  5. Norhud says:

    Mae West….LOL! She’s become a cartoon version of herself.

  6. Photo JoJo says:

    She’s definitely putting on weight. I think alcohol is the likely culprit. Theres a lot of empty calories in a mixed drink, and the juices, etc you put in with them just rack up the calories. It’s sort of shocking once you add it up. I’m worried about her, she’s got a lot going on emotionally.

  7. Rita says:

    Mae West impersonator…exactly.

    His expression indicates:

    “Your right hand’s up my bum,
    Please, don’t pull out that plum.
    It ain’t what you think,
    My colon might kink.
    Enlarged it might be,
    but it helps me to pee.”

  8. kazoo says:

    she looks like miss piggy in real life.

  9. Oi says:

    My god. What is Michael K gonna have to say about this?

  10. Janna says:

    I want to cry. A year and two months ago she was a teeny tiny little thing with a soft bob haircut on the Hope for Haiti show with softer makeup. She had a beautiful heart-shaped face and sang Lift Me Up. She looked amazing. How does someone do this to themselves in just over the span of a year? Just Wow.

  11. brin says:

    @Rita…you are on fire, we need a Leann story today! *Hint*

  12. Hatedoodle says:

    She should avoid posing next to actual human beings, it really brings out her inflatable doll qualities.

  13. whybenice says:

    From the looks of gay bar owner David, he’s either getting goosed or Christina’s trying to steal his wallet.

  14. Ron says:

    Gay Walk of Fame, feathers, foundation garment, go hand in hand

  15. harfang says:

    Regardless of its dubious source, the weight would look pretty decent on her if not for the horrid wig and horrid (Monroe-esque FAIL) makeup and extra super horrid boobs. Great set of gams though, seriously.

    I want to watch The Voice b/c I think a job like that might help her pull it together.

  16. truetalk says:

    is nobody going to talk about the thunder thighs???!

  17. anne says:

    oops the orange make up didn’t go down on her chest far enough. WORDS DON’T REALLY BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT ALL – POSSIBLY SAD

  18. Marjalane says:


    I am! That was my first thought; Yeah weight to the face and boobs, for sure, BUT THE KNEES? Those fishnets were not doing her any favors. The real tragedy here is that all her friends, (employees) must know better than to advise her against such a get-up. Wow, quite the hootchy mama outfit!

  19. Eileen says:

    I can’t even look at XTina posts anymore! I am ITCHING to give this girl a makeover! You can look sexy & edgy w/out wearing Fredrik’s of Hollywood lingerie, pancake make up & killing your hair w/peroxide!

  20. wunderkindt says:

    Looks like Xtina is headed fast in a certain direction.
    A Mae West tribute piece perhaps???

  21. girlygirl says:

    She looks like “Hatchetface” from the 1990 movie Cry-Baby.

  22. mew says:

    gotta love the guy’s look in the second pic, he’s all


    I would be too if I was standing next to that

  23. ugh says:

    EW this skank is soo ugly and gross. She needs a total image makeover :SS

  24. HotPockets says:

    X-tina needs a make UNDER. I don’t know how she can leave the house looking like this.

  25. Hakura says:

    Just the way I have a soft spot for Britney, I also have one for Christina. Have been a fan of hers just about as long.

    A.) She looks horrible.
    B.) She does gain weight in her face, which sucks (& is so hard to control).
    C.) It’s not just the weight that’s making her look like a hot mess. No matter what weight, she could dress in a flattering way, & still be striking & sexy. She’s pretty much doing *everything* wrong, fashion/makeup wise.

    I *so* hope she gets the alcohol thing under control. She can actually SING, & it pains me to see her this way, when we know how ‘together’ she can be.

  26. Amanda G says:

    She looks terrible. Why won’t she listen to us? I don’t even care about her weight, I just wish she’d get her style/makeup in check.

  27. LadyBert62 says:

    That’s it! You got it right – I have been scratching my little brain to think of whom she reminded me – and you are right! Mae West! (Except the original was the best – but it does look like that is the effect Aguilar is trying to achieve).

  28. Darlene says:

    I’m sorry, please tell me what is in the part of her hair? Baby powder? White paint?

  29. original kate says:

    whoa, nelly.

  30. THE VOICE says:


  31. Stacia says:

    I love her voice, but she looks like a stuffed sausage in that dress. Everything seems to be overflowing…boobs, belly, and jelly rolls. Not a good look.

  32. Danny says:

    Christina as Mae West! LOL.

    “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

  33. Maritza says:

    How sad is it that I agree with each and every comment everyone has written of her. Cristina should take note and totally change her style, makeup and wardrobe.

  34. Elizabeth says:

    The make-up (and everything) else is very drag queen-like. I keep think Le Cage Aux Folles. Really unfortunate – even if you are a fan of hers.

  35. ladycj says:

    Where is her boyfriend at, is he now an ex-boyfriend?

  36. Forelithe says:

    Miss Fredericks of Hollywood 2011.

  37. Jag says:

    She does look bad here.

    From the commercials, she looks put together on The Voice, and is the smiling, laughing Xtina that I fell in love with originally. (Not loving her at the moment.) I’ll be watching because it looks like an interesting show, and also because I want to see if the Diva rears her ugly head. lol

  38. Annie says:

    Yup, total Mae West. Unfortunately for Christina, the hair/makeup that may have looked super sexy onscreen in the 1940’s just looks like a greasy drag queen with today’s HD digital technology. Also underwear as outerwear is ALWAYS tacky. I think Christina can be a very pretty girl (she’s got gorgeous blue eyes and personally I like her strong nose) but she always fugs herself over. Also I think she looks better on the thin side she just does not pull off extra weight well at all – I’ll forgive her for that though since she’s had a lot of stress in her life lately between her album not being so well recieved and the divorce. I know my weight fluctuates like crazy whenever I go through any “big events”.

  39. gg says:

    She looks like Bobbi Kristina Brown found some caucasian-toned orange skin dye.

  40. TeeTee says:

    she is high as hell..she she she
    I can’t get over it..

    Britney is probably rejoicing…wow!!

    I hope she pulls it together, she’ll be worse than Paula Abdul and that’s BAD.

    I won’t watch, but I’ll look forward to reviews on this site, LOL

  41. Hakura says:


    Holy abuse of CAPSLOCK, Batman! Jeez, we can see your comment, no need to be obnoxious about it.

    She’s more than capable of being classy & under control, she’s just made a lot of sucky decisions in her personal life lately, alcohol being a big one.

    Even when doing the whole ‘Dirty’ album thing, she still managed to hold it together. (I assume because she wasn’t drunk the whole time). Sadly, I prefer that incarnation to this one. (Something I never thought I’d say…)

  42. Nibbi says:

    this sucks. i remember when she was a miniscule scrawny little teenybopper and looking at this conflagration just makes me feel old. i want her to get it together.

  43. Hakura says:

    @Nibbi – I’m with you on the ‘feeling old’ thing, thinking about when she had her first single on the radio…

    She was so clean-cut-girl-next-door/trying to compete with Britney. I still HAVE her first album. I think I was… 16 when I got it? God, it’s been so long…