Jennifer Aniston wins Spike’s Decade of Hotness Award (update: J. Theroux?)

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I don’t know what to make of this, so I’ll avoid jokes and my default bitchiness. Jennifer Aniston is going to be getting a major award at next month’s Spike TV Awards. She’s following in Halle Barry and Charlize Theron’s footsteps and being given the “Decade of Hotness” Award. Okay.

Jennifer Aniston has an impressive list of acting credits spanning two decades – and her beauty has endured, according to Spike TV.

Aniston, 42, will receive the Decade of Hotness award at the fifth annual “Guys Choice” celebration next month. One of the night’s highest honors, “Decade of Hotness is Guys Choice’s ultimate term of endearment for a woman that we just can’t get enough of,” says Spike TV executive vice-president Casey Patterson.

Aniston is set to personally accept the award during the show – which airs Friday, June 10, at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Spike TV. And she’s in good company; past winners include Halle Berry and Charlize Theron.

[From People]

I mean… of course she’ll show up and accept it. My guess is that “showing up and accepting it” is one of the main prerequisites for receiving the award – the organizers were looking for a “hot woman” with a film to promote and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is too young to be given a “decade of hotness” award without it being pervy. And why wouldn’t Aniston show up? She’ll come to the show hammered, in some tiny little dress, come close to flashing her biscuits and she’ll play with her hair and she’ll get a standing ovation. Surrissly.

Mean? Yeah. Go ahead and yell at me. But I will say this – this is a bigger screw-you to all of the people who continuously throw her pity parties. She’s had “a decade of hotness,” she’s got no responsibilities, she’s got money, time and a Machiavellian publicist. Why the need to force her into victimhood? The response to Aniston and the pity parties she inspires is Pavlovian at this point. Even her dad comes close to throwing her one, for old times sake! Life & Style has more quotes from John Aniston’s red carpet interview about his daughter, and he claims that Aniston and Brad Pitt don’t keep in touch:

When John Aniston caught up with Life & Style at the 20th annual Hellenic Times Scholarship Gala in NYC on May 14, he couldn’t resist talking about his ideal guy for daughter Jennifer Aniston!

“Honesty is very important,” John reveals about what he thinks Jen needs in the perfect partner. Could he be referring to Jen’s ex-husband, Brad Pitt, who notoriously left the star for Angelina Jolie? He just might be, but there’s one thing he can confirm: “They do not keep in touch,” he tells Life & Style about his daughter and Brad.

Of course, the Crete-born actor,77, who’s starred as Victor Kiriakis on NBC’s Days of Our Lives since 1985, wouldn’t mind if she settled down with a nice Greek man, “if he were the right person for her,” he notes. In the meantime, John says his daughter is doing just fine without that special guy in her life! “She’s doing extremely well,” he says.

“She’s not moving to New York,” John tells Life &Style about rumors that Jen’s trading LA for the East Coast. “She got an apartment in New York.”

[From Life & Style]

God, even Aniston’s dad is still talking about Brad! Haha. Maybe People Magazine will give HIM a cover: “John Aniston, Six Years After Brad!”

UPDATE: Ooooh, Aniston is going to have a new boyfriend for the promotion of Horrible Bosses! X17 reports that Aniston was out on a date with actor/writer Justin Theroux last night! Theroux isn’t bad looking, but I’ll always remember him as the premature ejaculator on that episode of Sex & the City.

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  1. mln76 says:

    Good for her she’s ‘hot'(I guess) has a great gym body and is promoting herself in a new movie in which she’s naked so I am sure this makes her happy…BUT I’d love to see the list of people they offered it to first.

  2. rissa says:

    of couse you have to use unflattering photos 😛

  3. jurgie says:

    Further proof that Armageddon is upon us.

  4. sandy says:

    how much did they have to pay? how many were blind?, i guess this is a coincidence also, this broad is not going away, she is still hurting, all these many years later, now i feel sorry for her, all the money in the world does not heal being humiliated i guess. i hope one day,.. she finds peace, really!! not funny any more, just sad.

  5. Eve says:

    I don’t know what to make of this.

    Me neither.

    God, even Aniston’s dad is still talking about Brad! Haha. Maybe People Magazine will give HIM a cover: “John Aniston, Six Years After Brad!”

    L O F*cking L!

  6. mia girl says:

    @mln76
    I agree, Aniston does have a great gym body. I wish I could get my a** to look like hers. I’m like 1,000,000 squats away. 🙁

  7. ZenB says:

    She’s not hot. She has a toned body but she is not hot. She makes things like that cut out dress look blah and unsexy.

    Yes, I don’t like her but that has nothing to do with my assessment. I don’t like Angelina either but she’s hot. I can provide a long list of women I don’t like who are hot. This one is not one of them.

    Halle Berry – she is insanely hot (literally insane).

    The second iteration of Megan Fox was hot.

    Not hot: Jennifer Aniston and Olivia Munn.

  8. Runs with Scissors says:

    She looks like a desperate floozy…., lol, surrrisly.

    Yes, John honesty IS very important. Your daughter, Brad, Angie, hell, even Jen’s friends all said there was no affair, but that hasn’t kept Jen from demonizing AJ, fanning the flames every chance she’s gotten and exploiting Brad, AJ and their children as much as possible to keep herself relevant. Yeah, she’s doing “extremely well” all right…

  9. anon1000 says:

    even her father speaks the truth that her enablers choose to ignore…. Brad Pitt is in NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM in contact with the person he D U M P E D
    7 (SEVEN) years ago.

  10. Eve says:

    @ ZenB:

    Halle Berry – she is insanely hot (literally insane).

    WIN!

  11. lucy2 says:

    I think Jen is good looking, but I think Halle and Charlize are stunning.
    I’d bet her dad was asked, but he should have just told the reporter to get over it already.

  12. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL

  13. brin says:

    This is OT but not totally random since it involves John Mayer. I heard somewhere that he and Rene Zelleweger were hooking up. In light of the whole Bradley Cooper thing, it’s like these two chicks definitely like the same douches.

  14. kira says:

    People magazine is reporting that Aniston and Paul Theroux just had a dinner date in a Hollywood hot spot and the paparazzi took pics. What is this the 3-4 Aniston story from People Magazine in just a few days? And People always confirms things with the rep, I know. In just a few weeks, we have been treated to the following: her perfume ads, her water ads, Chelsea Handler bitching about Angelina again, her dad talking about her love life, her rep confirming her dog died weeks ago, her out supporting Chelsea Handler’s show, and now she’s seen at a Hollywood hot spot on a date. I’m sure it’s ALL a big coincidence, as her fans like to say. Yeah, ok, right. Sorry my BS meter/conspiracy theory tingles go way up with her. Her REP is a genius, though! He knows how to sell. We need a reality show from this guy! 🙂

  15. sassenach says:

    Justin Theroux is a SERIOUS douchebag and Aniston needs to steer clear of him.

  16. Venus says:

    The hem on that dress is *so* bad every time I see a pic of it, it p!sses me off — did she hem it herself in the back of a moving car? Because that is the *only* way to explain it –if her stylist actually let her leave the house with that hem, then s/he needs to be fired, STAT!

    I also hate the “t!t window” on the dress, but that’s nothing compared to the hem.

  17. mln76 says:

    @kira there are still 2 movies left for her to promote this year so you better get used to it….she hasn’t pulled the new relationship with a D-bag trick in a while. I hope he doesn’t humiliate her as badly as J Mayer did.

  18. duh says:

    hot body, butter face…like serious butter face!

  19. Eve says:

    @ Venus:

    I also hate the “t!t window” on the dress, but that’s nothing compared to the hem.

    It may be ugly but it certainly allows titty f*cking without having to remove her dress.

  20. Sue says:

    Why is Jen dad talking about her so much lately and she never talks about him? All I ever hear here talk about is how her friends are her family, her father seems to really care about her or does he just want attention.

    I agree Jen can be pretty but Halle and Charlize are stunning.

  21. what if says:

    All that hotness yet cant keep a man what a joke……..

  22. buckley says:

    As one one those rare posters who do like her….congrats Jen!

  23. Cheyenne says:

    You know what’s so funny about this? About two years ago Spike ran a feature on their website called “7 Reasons Why No Man Will Love Jennifer Aniston”. Among them were She’s Desperate; Brad Pitt (no man wants to compete); and John Mayer (no man wants his sloppy seconds). Now all of a sudden she wins their Decade of Hotness award. What’s up with that?

  24. anon1000 says:

    yeah… aniston is hot from the neck down if you like short legs.

  25. You don't say says:

    Let’s see..Paltrow still brings up Brad and his mother after more than twelve years apart, Anniston talks about him and now her father brings him into the conversation after more than six years. Why do his exes and family members keep talking about this man and his family?

  26. Bubbles says:

    She might not be stunning in hollywood standards, but who in their 40s don’t wish they look like her? Even angelina is aging badly =/ look at all the wrinkles on her. yes, yes, its sad that they still mention brad, but you can’t say she didn’t have a decade of hotness tho. she probably looks younger now at 42 than she did 10 years ago.

    I’m only 24 and i’m by no means overweight, but i wish i have a body like hers!

  27. mln76 says:

    @bubbles please oh please don’t do the who doesn’t wish they look like her thing. I don’t want to look like Jennifer Aniston, and eventhough I think she’s beautiful I don’t want to look like Angelina Jolie either I like my face just fine and would be OK with losing a few lbs or at least toning up but I am happy with what the Gods have given me.

  28. anonymous says:

    But no one wants to take it home or claim it. They just put a bag over her head use it and leave it. How sad.

  29. BG says:

    If a woman is single she’s a failure./say a Brangeloonatic

  30. anon1000 says:

    aniston has undergone extensive reconstruction of her face, but sans photoshop anyone can see that she looks her 42 years.
    and with more than 10 hrs per day working out to JUST MAINTAIN HER BODY??????? that biatch can have her non-life!!!

  31. layla says:

    A decade of SAMENESS perhaps…

  32. Amandahugandkiss says:

    Damn, there’s a lot of venom on this thread.

    I like her. It’s just a little tongue-in-cheek award. Sheesh.

  33. flourpot says:

    Have you folks not seen the pictures of naked Brad Pitt? That man has a shlong that would make a german sausage jealous. We all know Jen is superficial. She like wine, fucking and song. She’s got 2 out of 3, she’s pining for what she no longer has I have absolutely no doubt.

  34. Cheyenne says:

    Bubbles: who in their 40s don’t wish they look like her?
    =======================================

    *Raises hand*

  35. cailinos says:

    To my mind she is blandness personified. Yet she is on the cover of every damn magazine, and regularly interviewed for her mundane comments. She must have a red hot PR person!

  36. anon1000 says:

    Bubbles: who in their 40s don’t wish they look like her?
    =======================================
    *raises both hands and feet*

  37. kira says:

    @mln76. Actually, a few weeks ago, People was trying to make the Bradley Cooper and Jen story happen. Remember, the “source” saying that they were going to give it a second chance? I really love People magazine. They should be renamed to “PR Weekly” (brought to you by celeb publicists). 🙂

    And Spike’s award should be renamed, “A Decade of Winning the PR Game!” 🙂 I think the games these celebs play are more interesting than the celebs themselves. It’s amazing how some celebs continually grab the spotlight and retain their mega-star status, while making bad to so-so movies. Celeb culture is pretty bizarre.

  38. Anna says:

    Wonder how much Huvane paid to make it happen.

  39. Anna says:

    Wonder how much Huvane paid to make it happen.

  40. Maritza says:

    Her PR stunts aren’t fooling anyone, she always has a guy right about when she is going to promote a movie. JA is a workaholic she has no time for a man, between her hours of exercises, yoga, promotions, movies and vacations to Cabo with her friends, no man takes her seriously. She is just to high maintenance.

  41. teddy says:

    Looks like the hem of her dress is coming unravled, or is it pinned up?
    Strange, with so much time and money to devote to just herself.
    Hair is dirty, thin, and stringy.

  42. anon1000 says:

    yes. too high maintenance for an average-looking middle-aged woman. her being “cute” with her nipples on display helped when she was younger, but now screams DESPERATE in a “Real Housewife” way.

  43. Whatever says:

    If a woman is single she’s a failure./say a Brangeloonatic

    ————–

    So true. Sometimes I feel like I stepped back into the 1950s with all the comments suggesting that all women need a man and she must be miserable/sad/desperate because she isn’t married with kids. Project much???

  44. luls says:

    When i see Jennifer Aniston, i think; cute & very attractive!

    I dont think, ‘HOT’.
    She just simply DOESNT have ‘hot features’, no matter how much u dress them up or down. (although i do maintain that she is somewhat sexier as a brunette.)

    Most of the time, her attempts to look hot, crack me up. (example; the wierd boob dress above)

    Actually, she reminds me of Meg Ryan. Cute, sweet, adorable, but never va-va-voom smoking.

    Anyway, thats just my 2 cents. After all, one man’s ‘cute’, can be another man’s ‘hot’, & vice-versa.

  45. N.D. says:

    There is nothing to like about her but her body. The body is great though. And inspirational because we know she was rather average but worked hard and got there.

  46. Um...really? says:

    Dang, ya’ll are a hard crowd to please. I think she’s hot. Good for her.

  47. Kim says:

    The attraction with Jennifer is she is attainable. She isnt beautiful, she is the “cute” girl next door and guys feel comfortable with girl next door and not super models. To the average guy the girl next door attainable whereas gorgeous women (Angelina, Gisele, Halle, Sofia Vergara, etc.) are not.

    Although men love hot women they are somewhat afraid of them and dont think they could ever get the super hot girl.

    BUT Jennifer spends a fortune of time & money to look the way she does – which is average. She is not a natural beauty.

    Her publicist/agent pulled some major strings for her to get this “award.”

  48. original kate says:

    alright, brangeloonies & jenhens: can we please stop with the brad/angelina/jen bermuda triangle of hell? it’s so amazingly tired and i’m pretty the 3 of them have moved on.

    for the love of god, just. stop.

  49. anon1000 says:

    our problem as women is that we are women. men see things differently. a woman can be a butterface (like aniston) but have a good body, big jugs, azz, etc. there are many ways to fcuk and not have eye contact.

  50. Camille says:

    LMAO.

    Great write up Kaiser, completely agree with you.

    There are also a lot of great comments on this thread too hehe 😀 .

  51. anon1000 says:

    posters are commenting on jen aniston, good or bad. this is her thread, ONLY. i do not see the need to bring people who are not her family or friends into this.

  52. buckley says:

    Thank you @ Original Kate.
    Never any surprises in an Aniston thread…why even open it.
    Like I did…:)

    not meaning to offend anyone…

  53. Ell says:

    Many have thought of Jen as hot for a decade or more so congrats I say.

  54. Louise says:

    Jennifer is attractive but not close to being sexy. It’s obvious she’s getting the award because her movie is coming out. That’s how it works with a lot of these madeup award shows and special covers(People’s most beautiful, etc).

    @Maritza: Actally she’s fooling a lot of people. No matter what she does people think she’s above PR games. I thought the John Mayer relationship, the 2nd time, proved she loves playing the game. Jennifer was obvious when she got back together with John a month or two before her movie opening and the Oscars. Then after saying how happy and in love they were, they breakup a week later.

  55. CoffeeTalk says:

    She’s just revving up her publicity for Horrible Bosses and for her perfume.

    And I don’t get the “pity party” comment. I don’t think anyone feels sorry for her anymore. I mean, maybe now about the dog and all but that’s understandable.

    But I just do not believe that ANYONE thinks she’s a victim. How is it even close to throwing a pity party by flatly stating that she and Brad don’t stay in touch?

  56. skibunny says:

    Wow! It’s vicious on here today. I think she’s gorgeous. And even more so in person. Awesome hairstyle.

  57. anon1000 says:

    tranny looking is gorgeous? then the hens had NOT critize george cloonry’s GF

  58. Deven says:

    Forget al the rest of this BS. Jennifer wears the absolutely best-looking shoes of ANY other celebrity. She has very nice, understated taste and knows what she looks good in.

  59. Crash2GO2 says:

    I’m betting they asked John Aniston and he answered in regards to Brad Pitt. I doubt he brought it up himself.

    I know many many men who think she is hot. I think part of it has to do with her presumed approachability and partly because she is not other worldly gorgeous, but rather fresh and cute. And yes, women can be described as cute after 40. I have been described (by a 20 year old male) as that ‘cute’ older woman. LOL

  60. Hanna says:

    Not throwing a pity party here, but any woman who has been cheated will never forget it, and will never fully get over the hurt. It’s a part of her life. You can draw analogies from your own life – any girl who has had a serious bf, or been cheated on will never forget the breakup.

    Moreover, Jen’s friends and family that saw her go through what she did during that breakup will never forget it either. It will always be there. Shove this situation into the spotlight and it would become 10000x worse because you always have media reminding you of it.

    Jen’s just an actress, never expressly signed on or committed to be a humanitarian, or to be some motivational speaker, advocate etc. She’s just doing what most other actresses out there are doing. So many of them are much more vapid and self absorbed (cough GOOP, January Jones, Lea Michele), moreso than Aniston, who has been very much level headed in this industry thus far.

    I’m very much on neutral ground about this whole bermuda conflict. I think it’s time for the media to leave it alone. I admire entertainers that use their fame to help others and to bring light to global situations that the media does not necessarily want to cover. But I do not fault those that don’t either bcuz they came into the industry for one thing = to entertain and nothing more. There’s no valid comparison to be made, just because you’ll be trying to distinguish apple from mango.

  61. Brittney says:

    This. This is why I read this site. A spot-on analysis of Jennifer Aniston that manages to throw in references to Machiavelli and Pavlov.

  62. garvels says:

    We will see Aniston play these same PR games when she is 90years old.

  63. Emily says:

    Her?

  64. Cheyenne says:

    Warner Bros. released the posters for “Horrible Bosses”. She’s photoshopped for days but she actually looks good with dark hair. She should go back to her original color.

    http://www.movieweb.com/news/four-horrible-bosses-posters

  65. ILLNana says:

    Justin Theroux belongs to me.

  66. wendy says:

    jen is beautiful and hot…..the hell with the haters…..ppl have there own taste but i see beauty in every women

  67. jenni says:

    This doesn’t surprise me cos WELL more than half the men I ask name her as their dream famous lady. Hardly any guy every picks any celeb. you’d expect. I think it’s women who are the ones who are obsessed w/the “perfect” beauties… Aniston is super CUTE but she’s not “beautiful” in that classic way. TO ME anyway. I still don’t get it but I think men are less shallow than women in certain ways. I’m always like “REALLY?” what about so and so or so and so? They never change their minds or suddenly remember “oh yeah what was I thinnking! I meant Penelope Cruz/Natalie POrtman/Angelina Jolie/Beyonce”! They never go for my suggestions! I think it might maybe boil down to the fact she tends to look like she ‘s truly having fun?? I think men are attracted to happiness?? Plus she has a good body/hair/smile thing going on which ….I am convinced now that you can stretch a MILE out of the body/hair/smile combo if you really work it.

  68. lea+ann=crap says:

    with all the botox she’s getting she won’t make 90

  69. Pilg0re says:

    She looks pretty f’in hot to me.

  70. taxi says:

    Jen is ordinary-to-cute, nothing special. Her cute factor is up since her most recent nose job, oh, I mean “deviated septum repair”. Nice body, shows lots of gym work to get it/keep it.

    Cute is ok in teens, maybe 20s, but sure doesn’t score maximum hot in 40 yr olds. Not sure how she won this contest – I can think of other women who really are HOT.

  71. Stacy says:

    You can tell it’s women commenting here LOL. Every man I’ve ever asked finds her hot as hell, my hubby including. She is cute, perky, has a super hot body and as someone mentioned earlier, she looks happy and healthy. That will definitely attract men, believe me LOL…Women are so catty with other women…

  72. fey says:

    No one in Hollywood is a natural beauty. The naivity with which you look at your idols is ridiculous. Neither she nor Angelina, or Halle are natural. They all had nose jobs and other plastic surgery.

  73. Addie says:

    With all due respect to Jennifer, She is NOT hot.
    That is the wrong word to dicribe her.
    Pretty-sure
    Funny- ok
    But hot is something a person exudes. Hot also = sex-appeal, which quite frankly she does not really posses much of. That is fine too. It’s just not who she is.

  74. Stacy says:

    I want to add that I, as a woman, find her very pretty, but it’s more about her aura. She gives off this vibe of being a genuinely nice person who you could hang out with and laugh with.

  75. Toe says:

    Jen is HOT! Hot body, nice face, she has everything.

  76. Josephina says:

    ATTENTION!! Please read below. TWO YEARS AGO, Spike TV ran this article on why they found Aniston to be unattractive.

    So…she sucks a banana, a popsickle and a hot dog—and that can change their minds?!?!?!

    Gimme a break!! (Smirk.)

    The Top Seven Reasons No Man Will Love Jennifer Aniston – SPIKE-TV
    .
    1. How Do You Compete with Brad Pitt?
    2. She’s Too Old and Wants a Baby Too Badly
    3. She’s Too Busy Dating Her Treadmill
    4. She’s Not Hot Enough to Forgo the Lack of Privacy
    5. John Mayer’s Been There
    6. She’s Too Desperate
    7. She’s Too Successful
    http://www.spike.com/articles/os0ty5/the-top-seven-reasons-no-man-will-love-jennifer-aniston?page=1

    LMAO on this one! Wow! Huvane, indeed, you are a very well paid PR agent! Aniston owes her career to you!

  77. Josephina says:

    What’s next, Huvane, are you going to make FHM and Maxim eat their words too? How much does it cost to buy these awards, anyway?

    Aniston is BEYOND pathetic.

    And Aniston is desperate enough to go and accept such an award AFTER what they published about her? She is a fool.

    She is as steady as she goes when it comes to making dumb decisions. She should have rejected the award if she had any sense. Where is her self-respect?

    Still think the John Mayer choice was an accident?

  78. vanessa says:

    wow what a bunch of haters!! get over it people, it’s not your life and your not in hers so you don’t know her other than what is put out in the tabloids. Until I actually hear her say “I still love Brad and obsess about it” then I’m 100% sure she is over Brad. It’s completely asinine that some people think she is pathetic. I envy her lifestyle. To be single, beautiful and rich with a lot of friends, and lots of traveling…and she’s not sorry for it. I like Angie and Brad too, but I’m also not stupid enough to think Jen Aniston is jealous or harboring feelings. The only reason she’s connected to Brad is because they were married for like 5 years (which is nothing), 7 years ago. MOVE ON PEOPLE geez.

  79. Anon says:

    @vanessa: so much word to your post! I completely agree.

    @stacy: “You can tell it’s women commenting here LOL. Every man I’ve ever asked finds her hot as hell, my hubby including. She is cute, perky, has a super hot body and as someone mentioned earlier, she looks happy and healthy. That will definitely attract men, believe me LOL…Women are so catty with other women…”

    I couldn’t agree more with you! Most of the people here must be women because the men I know all agree that she is hot and would jump at the chance with her if given it. All you have to do is look at male dominated sites or neutral ones where Jen is concerned to get the true picture of what the majority thinks of her rather than the catty cesspool of a particular group of haters. A prime example is the youtube comments sections for the Horrible Bosses trailer where the overwhelming consensus is how hot she looks and how no one would have a problem with her being their sex-obsessed boss.

    And for those who like to chime in with – “she can’t keep a man” – I challenge you to open your mind to realize that her single status might have just as much or more to do with her preference and choice than any mans. Not to mention the three previous Decade of Hotness winners are similarly “man challenged” to Jen: Diaz, Berry and Theron. Seems like people fail to realize a strong, independent, wealthy and attractive women can be intimidating for most men – and that’s not even adding in the intense media scrutiny to the picture.

    And those screaming that she’s staging a PR relationship for movie promotion…Jennifer has been the one who has repeatedly denied any involvement with Cooper and now Theroux. Seems some of you fail to realize she is a big star and media interest. The blogs and tabloids have just as much or more interest in creating stories about her (particularly pairing her with a guy) than she does. This latest friendly group dinner that got turned into a romantic dinner for 2 by x17 is just the latest example.

    @Josephina: did you read through that article you think is so mean to Jennifer at Spike? It’s mostly complimentary saying how hot she is, how successful, how intimidating she and her former partners are – not really that much of a put down that you want it to be.

  80. Bubbles says:

    All of you saying you don’t want to look like her when you’re in your 40s is delusional. While i know many of you don’t like her, put that aside and look at it objectively. IF you can have a body like that at 40, you wont? seriously? you rather be shaggy, wrinkly, and fat? I hope you guys are at least working out to keep tone instead of just being saying oh i don’t want to be like JA, i’ll just eat and sit on this couch.

  81. vanessa says:

    @Josephina-E is running a Jennifer Aniston special right now, did Huvane pay the E network to run that this week? You are so jealous of her it’s frightening.

  82. Josephina says:

    Anon-

    I did not write the article, remember? I think you are referring to the notes under “She is too successful”…if you keep reading, it is not so complimentary.

    In the article they described her as desperate. In the article, they made unfavorable remarks about her.

    Some of the Housewives of Beverly Hills and Orange County look better than her. And they are much hotter and curvier.

    She plays the supporting/sidekick position in movies quite well in movies and has made money from it. Hot dog stand owners make a lot money as well. And? Aniston looks like she takes care of herself, and that is to be expected of anyone in Hollywood. But the hottest for the last decade? (Chuckle.)
    `
    If you feel that the write-up was complimentary, fine. But I and others will continue to further stay amused.

    The Title alone is a diss. If you cannot see this, then I do not believe there exists a pair of glasses that could help you discern what others are seeing. There were several shots taken at her throughout the “7 Step Process.” If you cannot see it, …so what?

    The judgement to accept this award is about as keeen as if Angie were to accept an invite from Chelsea Handler to come on her show as a guest.

  83. Stacy says:

    Josephina, why is this news making you so infuriated? I understand we all like to gossip about celebrities, that’s why we come here, but when it starts to actually affect your mood, maybe it’s time to take a step back, no? Jennifer’s success is apparently making you very angry. Why is that? Do her whereabouts actually affect your daily life in any way? It’s just odd to be so angry because other people think an actress is hot…

  84. Josephina says:

    Vanessa-

    When you can demonstrate some indepth, mature character traits that Aniston has that I am not aware of— I am sure she is a cute woman…but, these silly, vapid comments about an over 40+ woman being slim, trim, nice hair (yawn) and sexy who is AVERAGE in her craft as a film actress…. I see her as a woman-child…mainly from her public behavior over the last 6-7 years.

  85. kira says:

    Geez, everyone needs to chill. It’s just gossip. Why so serious??? 😉

    @Josephina–interesting find. Aniston’s Rep is known for befriending those who say anything negative, and changing their tune.

    Examples:
    1. Perez Hilton. Her publicist emailed Perez, saying Aniston was really nice and he should get to know her, etc. Then, Aniston went on the record, calling him a “bully” in an interview, eliciting some pity. Now, Perez has changed his tune.

    2. Chelsea Handler. Chelsea made scathing comments about Jen. Aniston befriended her and appeared on her show. Now, Chelsea praises Aniston and never makes a mean joke about her.

    3. Ted Casablanca: He used to make VERY pointed comments about Aniston and her pr games. He now says he speaks to Aniston’s Rep regularly. And, guess what–no more mean comments!

    So, you can see the pattern. As for other patterns, look at this:

    1. Aniston goes to a Hollywood hot spot for dinner, The Sunset Towers, where she has had her pics taken by the paparazzi many times before.

    2. The story comes out that she’s with some guy on X17–a paparazzi blog site.

    3. People magazine gets a quote from a “source” that it was a “fun and flirty” dinner. Gee, those words sound familiar? 😉 People also talks to her Rep who says it was a friend’s dinner.

    4. Other blogs/magazines report that Aniston is out with a GUY. New boyfriend alert.

    5. Her Rep talks to another tabloid, Us Weekly, saying that X17 has it all wrong, and that it’s a dinner among friends. Looks like he’s adding some drama–is she or isn’t she dating a new guy?

    I think she’s known for doing this. I recall Showbiz Tonight called her out on these PR games whenever she has a new movie. The promos for her new movie, Horrible Bosses, just came out yesterday, too. Coincidence? 🙂

    And, she has some stiff competition. Cameron Diaz’s new movie, Bad Teacher, opens 2 weeks before Aniston’s movie. It’s also a black comedy where Diaz plays a hot, nasty teacher, while in Aniston’s movie, she plays a hot, nasty dentist. I’m guessing there’s going to be competition for attention? I wonder who will win? It’s going to be interesting. 🙂

    You know, I should be a publicist–I think I have their game figured out. 🙂

  86. CoffeeTalk says:

    Well you hit the nail on the head saying Two Years Ago. That is light years in the entertainment industry; especially for the internet and for print magazines.

    Perhaps they are eating their words; perhaps this is just them going along with a publicity stunt; perhaps they got a big payout. Who cares?

    Apparently only those who despise her very existence and who live to call her pathetic, desperate, foolish and dumb.

    This is the entertainment industry. Lighten up. They’ve moved on from that article. They moved on from it twenty seconds after it was published.

  87. Stacy says:

    Kira, so what if she plays PR games? Name one celebrity who doesn’t. They all do, including Brangelina, who are actually very good at it, and they don’t even use a publicist. The point of being a celebrity is to get people to talk about you. So Jen will go out with a friend to the Sunset Towers knowing it’ll get people talking. So what? Brangelina have done many photo ops over the years, all stars do it, they tip off the paps, so their pics are taken and they are talked about. Why Aniston is getting so much fire for doing something they all do is beyond me…And why it is making some of you so angry is puzzling…

  88. skibunny says:

    @Josephina do you know Jennifer Aniston personally? You are coming across as extremely jealous and weird. Same goes for a few others on here.
    Every guy in my office thinks JA is super hot by the way!

  89. Cheyenne says:

    Interesting… people on here saying “all the men I know think she is hot”. My question is: if she’s so hot, how come all the men bail on her after a couple of months?

    Maybe it’s not all about being hot. Maybe it’s also about brains, personality, character, etc. Maybe she’s the kind the guys want to hump and dump. Hit it and quit it. Move on to someone with more substance.

    Just saying.

  90. Josephina says:

    Skibunny– Are you kidding me?

    Men do not stay with her …or haven’t you noticed?

    Do you really think she is at the top of her game? She spent the majority of the last 10 years crying over Brad Pitt! What the hell is so sexy about being a victim?

    Why would someone be jealous of Aniston? A woman better known for her divorce rather than the marriage itself? A woman who has been dumped publicly by more than one man, one of which was already committed to her? A women who during interviews does not seem put together well in speech? Furthermore, she is as catty as they come…class my a**. She lets her “friends” do her dirty, snarky work for her.

    A woman who chose to keep talking about a man who did not want her anymore, and actually left skid marks? I would have more respect for her if she was gay because I think she would have more success with her “audience.”

    And you think ANY woman, rich or poor, would want her luck with men…or her looks? PFFFT. I am not one of them.

    As long as she fans like you she will keep getting what she has been getting. Her life is exactly how it should be.

    Here are examples of single women who own their womanhood, mistakes and all, without any apology-

    Julia Roberts
    Charlize Theron
    Sandra Bullock
    Cameron Diaz

    I cannot believe you actually think anyone would want to trade places with someone who was publicly dumped.

  91. kira says:

    @Stacy. No, not all celebs do the PR games. I don’t recall Sandra Bullock, Katherine Heigl, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Cameron Diaz, etc. doing the faux-romance thing when they were single and had films coming out? I don’t recall their Reps talking to the tabloids all the time, trying to get their clients as much press as possible? (At the same time, Aniston complains that the tabloids are ruining her life?) I don’t think their Reps go after anyone who says something negative and gets them to change their minds? I think Aniston is in a league of her own with her PR. It’s all the more funny because her press wants to convince people that the exact opposite is true–that all the PR happen to be well-timed coincidences, and that she’s a sweetheart living her life. Right. And it’s the Aniston fans that become really angry if you don’t buy this version of the story. I’ve always found her press to be *highly* manipulative and the exact opposite of her sweetheart image. But people just swallow it up like candy 🙂 That’s what makes it interesting.

    I don’t understand why your comeback is pointing to Brangelina, because I totally agree that they orchestrate their PR masterfully. I remember they just did a “happy family” article for People magazine after the tabloids were hounding them and saying they will split up. The Pitts know how to sell themselves. Although, I’m not that interested in the happy family thing. I don’t really care to know how happy they are, or aren’t. And, I hope for their kids’ sake that they are happy, because 6 kids and unhappy parents sounds more sad than interesting to me. That’s my take on them. 🙂

  92. Chris says:

    I’d like her more if she starred in more films like The Good Girl instead of all those crappy rom coms she’s been in.

  93. CoffeeTalk says:

    “My question is: if she’s so hot, how come all the men bail on her after a couple of months?”

    What makes you think they are the ones doing the bailing?

    She doesn’t seem to want to be with anyone-she seems quite happy just playing around and being a free agent. She clearly doesn’t seem to be on the prowl for a marriage partner.

    There is nothing wrong with being a single woman. Nor is there anything wrong with dating. Nor is there anything wrong with a woman being unmarried and single and over 40.

  94. Cheyenne says:

    @CoffeeTalk: It’s easy to talk about having fun being a free agent when you can’t get a man to stay with you. Sort of making a virtue of necessity.

  95. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Josephina: “Here are examples of single women who own their womanhood, mistakes and all, without any apology-

    Julia Roberts
    Charlize Theron
    Sandra Bullock
    Cameron Diaz”

    Um – Julia Roberts has been married for several years now.

    My new favorite quote from Islandwalker. Get your bitch facts straight.

    I haven’t seen Jennifer Aniston apologize for being single. I really can’t fathom why she is so threatening to some women which really is the only reason a pretty, happy, successful woman draws ire from another woman.

    Maybe it’s because she is pretty, happy and successful and still got left by Brad Pit? And this is a long and desperate attempt to still blame all of that on her?? ’cause goodness knows, it would never happen to you… (not speaking specifically to you Josephina).

  96. OPN says:

    Huvane has a rep in the PR industry to operate in the hyperbole. That has been his MO and its glaringly noticeable with Paltrow and esp. Aniston.

  97. Stacy says:

    How does anyone know that she can’t get a man to stay with her?? Maybe she doesn’t want to stay with those men, because she doesn’t feel like being attached right now. Then at some point she’ll meet a man who’ll be right for her and make her feel like settling down. I don’t get what the big deal is. Even if she alledgedly “can’t get a man to stay with her”, why does that fact get you so riled up agaisnt her?
    My personal feeling is that some people can’t get past the fact that she was their idol Brad Pitt’s WIFE, that he loved her enough to marry her and spend 7 years with her.

  98. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    I love everything about that dress. Especially the color.

  99. Hunny says:

    Seriously? I think she’s not that pretty, her movies as the main character was never really a box office. She just famous because she was dumped by Brad Pit.

  100. Vesper says:

    So many people rave about Jen’s body, but I just don’t see it. From the waist down she looks amazing. From the waist up she is just ok. She is short, with small shoulders, untoned / meaty arms, and old hands. There are numerous other women in Hollywood around the same age who have spectacular bodies, for example Halle Berry and Cameron Diaz.

    I have noticed she seems to look better in her films vs. photos. I’m wondering if she is one of those women who photograph heavier, or perhaps she is more stringent with her diet when she films.

    Either way, when u put it all together she is just average looking by Hollywood standards.

  101. vanessa says:

    Once again, why just because she’s a woman, it’s HER fault she can’t keep a man? there are many single older hollywood men who date around too!
    some of you act like you’ve never dated any losers or have been extremely hurt by someone you thought you could trust. If anything she probably has trust issues but I honestly think she LOVES being single, LOVES play with strange and there’s nothing wrong with that. she is in her 40’s, a grown woman with no children and tons of money. her having a family isn’t a priority. she probably wants to find the right man and then start a family and she seems comfortable with her decisions.
    @Josephina- I don’t know her personally but I’ve watched a lot of her interviews and she has come across as genuine and funny. I’ve never heard anyone say one bad thing about her personality.

  102. Cheyenne says:

    Stacy: My personal feeling is that some people can’t get past the fact that she was their idol Brad Pitt’s WIFE, that he loved her enough to marry her and spend 7 years with her.
    ===============================================

    But evidently she didn’t love him enough to give him what he most wanted, i.e. a family, so he left her for a woman who did. And a lot of Aniston’s fans will never forgive him for being happy with somebody else who gave him what Aniston wouldn’t.

  103. Minty says:

    I’d like to know how much Huvane paid Spike for this award? God knows that hotness and Aniston are an anathema.

  104. Anon says:

    “But evidently she didn’t love him enough to give him what he most wanted, i.e. a family, so he left her for a woman who did. And a lot of Aniston’s fans will never forgive him for being happy with somebody else who gave him what Aniston wouldn’t.”

    @Cheyenne: Pitt has gone on the record more than once as saying this was not at all behind their split – the notion that she wouldn’t give him kids. There are also plenty of interviews of both of theirs from 2003/2004 where they emphatically state that they are wanting and in fact in the process of having children. Hate on Jennifer if you want – but hate on her for something real and not your imagined version of their relationship’s demise.

  105. Stacy says:

    Cheyenne, seriously ???
    Are you saying that Jennifer Aniston SHOULD have “given” Brad Pitt children, even though she wasn’t ready, in order to save her marriage?? Isn’t that a recipe for disaster? Is it fair to use a child as a bandage? Is it fair to have children when you clearly aren’t ready, just so your man won’t stray? Isn’t that the immature thinking of teenage girls who think a baby will mend a broken relationship?
    Or is that more a way to excuse Pitt’s cheating and blame Jennifer for it all in the same breath?
    Plus how do you know that was the problem? Did either of them confide in you?
    I personally think that their marriage ran its course, and they’re both happy now with their decisions, but I can’t stand how some people try to blame Jennifer for everything and basically tell us that she deserved to be cheated on and humiliated in front of the whole world because she wasn’t a good little 1950’s wifey to Pitt…

  106. Stacy says:

    Janiece:If a person doesn’t want children, they shouldn’t lead a man on hoping he will change. She brought it all on herself. Its not right to blame Pitt and Jolie for everything when they did nothing wrong. Jennifer is the one who misled Brad.
    ————————————

    And again, you know that she lead him on to believe they would have children thinking he would change. Because you were living in their house at the time, and you know for a fact this is what happened. Brangelina fans are always telling people not to believe the tabloids, when they are the first to quote tabloid BS about JA. Either you don’t believe the tabs, or you do, which is it??

  107. skibunny says:

    Lol Cheyenne has the inside scoop.

  108. Camille says:

    @Cheyenne: I get what you are trying to say…

    I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again; having kids with someone is a much bigger life commitment than a relationship/marriage that can be done and dusted with a divorce. Marriages can come and go (they do in today’s world anyway!) but having kids together is forever, whether you split up as a couple or not. Pitt and Aniston didn’t have kids. He’s only had kids with one woman… Which was the bigger commitment?
    (Since people like to argue over who he made the bigger commitment with 🙄 )

    @Crash2GO2: Personally I don’t find Aniston ‘threatening’. That is a laughable idea to me lol.
    It is quite possible to dislike a celeb without it having anything to do with who left who or whatever and it also has nothing to do with their dating life either.
    Some people actually have disliked certain members of the ‘Unholy Triangle’ well before it ever existed. 🙄

    @kira: I agree with you. Well said. 🙂

  109. allie says:

    Give me a break! You all know that Jennifer Aniston is stunning. Everyone that meets or have seen her in person rave about how stunning, sexy and simply a wonderful and nice person she is. I’m a woman and I think she’s sexy and I’m not gay. You people are so negative. Its obvious people are haters and jealous. GO JEN! VERY DESERVING OF THIS AWARD.

  110. kira says:

    I think the children issue is interesting as it reveals another impasse between the couple. Let’s look at some of their WORDS vs. their ACTIONS. BTW, I have a VERY good memory. 🙂

    What we do know is that both Brad and Jen said they really wanted kids. Brad cried on Diane Sawyer and said he couldn’t wait to have little girls like Jen. Then, when they both bought that house, Brad redesigned it, building a nursery. Jen talked about how she always wanted to be a young mother and that she loved everything about babies. Then crickets.

    Later, they did an interview together and Brad said he wanted a soccer team of kids, and Jen said he would be lucky to get one or two. In Rolling Stone, she said her career deserves its time as well as being a mother. She talked about having kids after Friends. After Friends ends, she signs up for 4 movies in a row==none of which feature her pregnant.

    When they split up, kids was one of the reasons blogs cited as the reason. Brad said it wasn’t. And in her first interviw, when asked this question, Jen acted very defensive, saying that a man “would never be accused of putting family over career.” Meanwhile, she brings her friend to this interview, who says Brad “didn’t want kids. It wasn’t a priority with him.” So, the guy who built a nursery really didn’t want kids? VERY manipulative and it doesn’t ring true.

    In a later interview, Brad said that his former relationship was a “dead end.” In later interviews, Aniston has said in 2006-07 that she “will have kids in a year,” and “somewhere out there is the man who is the father of my kids.”

    So, were kids the dealbreaker? Maybe, it was the number of kids? He wanted a big family and she didn’t? Maybe, it was something else? Who knows?

    It seems like neither one was on the same page about what they wanted. And for that, they both deserve some blame. Ideally, people work this stuff out before they marry. But then again, you don’t know what Aniston might have told him? Or, if Brad knew she didn’t want that many kids and married her anyway? No one knows.

    Either way, I think this relationship was doomed from the start. And that’s my opinion.
    🙂

  111. bogie says:

    They both married each other cause they were both rich and famous. He married her cause she was a damsel always in distress and he could be her hero. He married her cause he was getting older and she had the good girl image. Most of the women in the past he has been with that were high profile were chicks that needed saving. He finally grew up and wanted someone who could save themselves. Those people are completely different people. He married her cause he was getting older got use to her and did not want to be alone. Not rocket science. In between talking about kids they talked about not being soul mates and it not lasting …during the very first yr of marriage.

  112. Josephina says:

    Crash2GO2-

    Julia Roberts owned up to her lifestyle as a single woman AND now as a married woman with three children. I am sure her lovelife has had ups and downs, just like anybody else, but she does not complain…or explain– it simply just is. Like most celebrity women who are smart, she did/will not discuss anything negative about her past relationships.

    Furthermore, none of the afore-mentioned women ever played themselves as the victim in the media. That’s the difference…unlike Aniston. There is absolutely NOTHING sexy or confident about a woman who plays themselves as the bitter, scorned ex-wife.

    You will also notice that there have been MANY celebrity divorces/breakups under much worse circumstances —Maria Shriver, Sandra Bullock, Elin Nordgren—and not one of them dared present themselves as a woman-child.

    Believe me, I am quite OK with her presenting herself as immature, shallow and vapid for the rest of her “film” career. I will still go see SOME of her movies.

    I see her as a image carefully crafted and wielded by Huvane, her very famous publicist, and as a result, there have been many contradictions/behaviors caught in interviews. True, most actors have publicists, but she allows Huvane too much rope.

    I understand why people are defending her, they can identify with her. The fact that she has looked the same in the past 6-7 years and years has never garnished much media recognition for her “sexiness” says it all.

    But she should send a “special thanks” to the CB posts for thinking she is sexy.

  113. Josephina says:

    Stacy– Aniston is much, much more famous for her Divorce than the marriage itself…nothing really remarkable was going on with Brad at the time. She played herself in the media (big mistake) by going on Oprah, Vanity, and whatever else to talk about Brad. Her friends are quoted as weighing in on her marriage to the media as well(very immature and stupid.) What real man would put up all of her nonsense? She should have kept those thoughts with a therapist.

    No one is jealous nor envious of this woman.

  114. Josephina says:

    Anon–

    Your “version” is that Pitt cheated on Aniston. Where is the proof? Futhermore, Aniston, Pitt and Jolie have all said that this is not true.

    In fact, she reiterated again that there were no “villains” in her marriage. Add that to Pitt’s comment of a deadend marriage… and STILL most of Aniston fans say that her husband “cheated,” Angie “stole” her man, she “deserves” Brad back, or a new man, or that Angie is being “smug” and deliberately had children so that Brad cannot return to Jennifer. These are Aniston fans that have created this nonsense. None of that crap can help her appear sexy or confident.

  115. Pat says:

    She may not be as “exotic” as Angelina, but Jen ages a whole lot better. Angie= too much hard living, too much botox. She WAS beautiful, esp before Billy Bob Thorton. Now she looks cracked and frozen. Jen is nice and fresh looking, even at 41.

  116. Tee says:

    You Haters have zero life,which is funny if it wasn’t fucking sad. You sit behind a fucking keyboard bitchin about who is not sexy,LOL let the world see who has the right to judge someone else look when clearly their isn’t a picture of yourself on here,so that we can compare your pic. What is even more HILARIOUS is the fact she (you know the woman you trying to tear down) makes more money (including flops) in one film than any of you haters probably couldn’t make in a life time. She has a constant job,can the same be said about you? also you might want to hand brad pitt back Jolie nuts since he wears them around his neck.