LeAnn Rimes gave a new interview to PopEater to promote her appearance on the Lifetime show Drop Dead Diva – which I’ve never watched, ever. Is it any good? Meh. LeAnn will be playing a lawyer (ha!), and supposedly, the role is supposed to be LeAnn’s way of making fun of her real life as an insane drama queen. They wrote it for her! And she thinks she’s just the biggest actress and singer EVER. Here’s the full thing:

Lately, you do more acting than singing.
RIMES: Yes. ‘Drop Dead Diva’ asked me to do an episode last year. The character they offered me the first time is the complete opposite of this one, I loved it. But the timing wasn’t right. They wrote this character specifically for me, hoping I’d do it. I loved it when I read it. The show’s great, really funny. I love playing the scorned ex-wife of a TV star.

Are you careful not to take roles from producers who try to capitalize on your off-screen life?
Completely. And I didn’t feel that this was. There are enough differences between my life, what I’ve experienced and this [character.] People don’t normally see me in roles like this. They see me in love stories. To do this was really funny. During breaks people on set were like, ‘You play a bitch real well.’ (Laughs) I said, “Thank you! That’s a compliment.”

What do you like about ‘Diva?’
The message of the show is that this aspiring model died and came back in someone else’s body, who is heavier, not necessarily who she’d want to be. But she has this amazing heart and is this smart-as-a-whip lawyer. We think body image is black-and-white, but we all come in so many different shapes and sizes. I just love that that’s on television — that there’s a real woman on television playing someone incredibly smart and successful. They break into song every once in a while. It’s really fun and really well-written, too.

Did you sing in the episode?
No. I plan on staying away from singing roles as much as possible unless it’s makes sense for the character to be doing it.

Hollywood tends to put people in boxes. Is it difficult to get producers to see you as an actress?
Yeah. That happened before, but as you prove you have talent [it changes.] My voice will always be my God-given first talent, but acting is a different way of expressing myself. I’m really enjoying it. I’m trying to find roles that are right for me and I’m enjoying them.

Do you and Eddie talk about acting?
Yeah. He was on set with me a few times, and he’d watch on the monitor. He’ll say every once in a while, “Hey, try this,” or “Try that.” It’s always great having him around. But for the most part, we let each other do what we do. (Laughs.) He gives me singing tips most of the time, which is even worse. [Note: Cibrian sang in a boy band called ‘3Deep.’] I’ve actually been working on acting since I was 15.

You did a one-day gig on ‘Days of our Lives’ opposite Jensen Ackles (‘Supernatural’) way back in 1998.
Jensen was so sweet. The whole soap world is so hard. The hours [are long] and they shoot so quickly. I got that script that morning. It was one of the craziest things I ever did. But it was dipping my toe into the deep end. I did it because Jensen is a good friend.

The NBC Salt Lake City affiliate doesn’t want Eddie’s new series ‘The Playboy Club.’
No. I think the best quote was from NBC when [execs] said they’ll find some other station to carry it. It captures that era. They really recreated The Playboy Club itself, and the hair, makeup and styling. It’s all pretty genius.

There was a recent report about Tori Spelling in a car accident after being chased by photographers.
It’s definitely out of control. They hide in the weirdest places. Eddie has two children. When my step-kids are with me, I get very protective. We can get bombarded. If we ignore it, then the kids ignore it. I saw what happened to Tori. I felt so badly for her. You can get so freaked out when [pararazzi] is following you, you don’t know what you’re doing. Hopefully, they’ll back off.

What do you want people to know about you after watching your gig on ‘Diva’?
People will either go “Oh, my God, I can’t believe she did that” in a negative way or they’ll say, “Oh, my God, it’s hilarious!” After all she’s been through, she played that role! There are so many lies that have been told about Eddie and me. It’s just ridiculous. You go through phases where you can’t believe people are doing this and being mean and hurtful. And then you have phases were you just laugh at it because it’s so outlandish. That’s the place that I’ve come to. People may think I’m an incredibly serious person, but I have this really wicked, sick sense of humor. I think the way you see I play the role [will show that.] You’ve got to laugh at yourself and your life. You can’t take everything so seriously.

[From PopEater]

There’s so much stupidity here. I love the idea of Eddie trying to give LeAnn acting notes. I love the idea that in her mind, she’s got all of the scripts and acting options open to her, and she can afford to be choosey, like she didn’t just take a guest spot on a C-rated cable show. But the real hilarity comes when she whines about people being mean to her, and has the audacity to suggest that the paparazzi just follow her around all day just because she’s so famous. This from the woman who pap’d herself nearly every day of her honeymoon. This from the woman who arranged paparazzi photos of herself to coincide with her engagement announcement! This is the woman who tweets photos of herself, just in case you wanted a closeup photo of her in a bikini! Jesus.

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