51 year-old Green Mile actor marries “16” year-old beauty pageant winner

In your creepy story of the day news, 51 year-old actor Doug Hutchison, who played the mean jail guard Percy Wetmore in Green Mile, is very pleased to announce his marriage to a “16” year-old beauty queen. When I first saw this dude’s picture and heard “Green Mile actor,” I thought he played the inmate who killed the little girls that the big healer guy got framed for murdering. (Spoiler, but if you haven’t seen it by now it’s your loss.) Then I realized that I really know this guy as Tooms from X-Files, a murderer shapeshifter who could fit into small places. He also played a murderer in A Time To Kill, and has been in episodes of SVU, Lost and 24.

I wrote all that before I saw the wedding photo on E! (I read about it first on Popeater, where they have a pic of the guy that makes him look incredibly old and pervy.) That chick looks 30-something. It’s hope it’s safe to assume she’s lying about her age. She’s 16 like her boobs are real. She might have a 16 year-old daughter though.

Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it’s a little weird.

Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.

He is 51. She is 16.

Is there something fishy about it? In an exclusive statement to E! News, the couple insists there’s not.

With Stodden, a former beauty pageant queen, trying to position herself as a potential Nashville star, you might think there’s more to the story than middle-age actor marrying pretty teenager (and that’s a lot of story, itself). However, the newlyweds tell us they’re just mad about each other.

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,” the couple said through their spokeswoman.

“But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

[From Popeater]

Minors from the age of 16 can get married in Vegas with their parent’s permission. Still, that woman does not look under 30 to me. I hope this is just a way to get this story some coverage, but her website does claim she’s 16. Maybe she’s hoping to pass for 25 when she’s 50 and her face is frozen into a permanent grimace. Tooms still looks creepy as hell in that wedding portrait, like he’s planning to eat her liver later to get enough energy to crawl back into the ground and hibernate.

Here are more pictures of “16” year-old Courtney Stodden, from her budget website. She looks more like a cougar than an innocent teenager. But in her really awful cheesy videos she possibly looks 20-something. She wouldn’t get carded, though. If that’s her real age that dude should be going to jail. In some states, he could be.









Here he is as Tooms.

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  1. Lynnie says:

    Funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Thanks for the giggles!!

  2. Me says:

    16? I’m in my early 30s and look younger than her.

  3. nicole says:

    yeah, saying your 16 when you are 45 is certainly a way to get press. puke.

  4. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh CB your far to kind. 30 is mighty generous of you. This woman looks about 36. A hard 36. Seriously I have never seen a 16 year old look like that ever. This woman has seen some sh*t and been some places and done some things. No way in hell is she 16.

  5. your mama says:

    BWAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA! Even I, who looked 21 when I was 14 *with the right make-up and clothes (had big boobs) know that this lady is probably over 25. Maybe even over 35??

  6. sassenach says:

    I can’t stop laughing at this junk! 16! Really? Now I am back to laughing again.

  7. Karin says:

    Does she have only the one facial expression?

  8. your mama says:

    @Love Angelina – I agree. She has done some shit and seen it too.

  9. whocares says:

    If she’s only 16 he should be in prison and so should her parents!

  10. honestiago says:

    What’s with that awful lipstick she has on in every picture?? Combined with the duck lips expression it is NOT a pretty sight.

    Is she physically capable of closing her mouth?

  11. po says:

    Ok, so I guess this is what we have to look forward to. Now everyones going to start putting a teen behind their age.

  12. Sally G says:

    I want to see her long form birth certificate…:)

  13. Delta Juliet says:

    She looks great! For 45.

    If she’s 16, so am I.

    He’s always been creepy looking.

  14. constance says:

    My native land’s flag on her nasty tuna shake?! Nuuu! Not a day over 34…

  15. Lucky Charm says:

    To me, that wedding picture looks like he is 16 and she is a well-preserved 51, lol! Even though most high-school girls tend to look older than their age nowadays, she still looks nowhere close to even mid-20’s and certainly not younger. Maybe he got confused and thought she was 61 and looking good for her age?

  16. mary jones says:

    She was 16 in like 1985!

  17. Runs with Scissors says:

    god that was funny and sooo depressing.

    For the love of god man, DON’T put it in her! (was she lip-synching that “song” was that supposed to be for real or a parody?)

    the huge fake t*ts with the “yes, they’re real” tank. Nice.

    this poor thing (if she really is 16) this is sad!

  18. brin says:

    Very creepy. And she looks much older than 16. In the first picture she looks like Julieanne Hough.

  19. Alice says:

    I do not believe for a second that she is 16 years old (or that those boobs are real). 30 is generous. She looks like a 42 year old woman who has had at least 3 face lifts and enough botox to paralyze a horse.

  20. ladybert62 says:

    That girl is sooooo NOT 16! Thirty-six maybe!

  21. Whatever says:

    1. NFW is she 16!!!

    2. She isn’t the only one lying. Her Tshirt is a liar too in that one picture. Those are the fakest looking boobs ever. They look like Heidi Montag’s boobs.

  22. Ari says:

    There is no way this woman is 16

  23. lucy2 says:

    Now THAT is hilarious. 16 X 2, at least.

  24. fabgrrl says:

    Her breasts are 16 years old.

  25. Jen34 says:

    When I first saw the picture, I assumed he was ’16’ and she was 51. LOL

  26. Laura says:

    When I saw the picture I thought she was the 51 year old and he was the 16 year old.

    There is no way she’s 16. Even in the video when she’s moving around she still looks at least 25.

    I hate it when people say something they do is controversial. “I’m so controversial!” Blech. You’re an attention whore, is what you are.

  27. RHONYC says:

    you inverted the numbers…it’s supposed to read ’61’ right? 😆

  28. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Loved The Green Mile.

    Speaking of miles, looks like she’s piled on plenty and if she’s 16 my arse is a star.

  29. Laura says:

    16! I lol’d

  30. silken_floss says:

    16?? B*tch you know that’s a lie!

  31. Penguin says:

    Lol when I 1st saw that pic I thought he was 16 and she was 1 of those real house wives women.

  32. Lucy says:

    @ Whatever.

    Come on now, they make Heidi’s tits look real :p. Crappy joke of the day! Yay!

  33. Kaboom says:

    If she’s 16 I’m Melissa Etheridge.

  34. Thea says:

    roflmao…When was she 16? 20 years ago. Get a life. That woman is not 16.

  35. Thea says:

    And those Boobs…they arent real. Look at the refund gap in the middle.

  36. feebee says:

    I think it’s supposed to be 16 years since her last beauty pag?

  37. June says:

    Bitch, Please! THOSE arent real…just like your age! ACK!!

    …and I give them 2 years.

  38. SillyOne says:

    I call BS, if this bitch is 16 I will lick an elephants asshole.

  39. the original bellaluna says:

    Maybe they meant “she was a beauty pageant winner 16 years ago”????

  40. TQB says:

    @lucky charm and Penguin – i had the same thought. If I had to pick one of them as a teenager in the wedding photo I would totally go with him, not her.

    The tank top demonstrates her lack of a reputation for truth and veracity. I rest my case.

  41. katiemarie says:

    She could maybe pass for like 25 at the youngest. So this is a publicity stunt for attention? Gross.

  42. Nibbi says:

    she looks pretty good for her late 40s.

    it’s weird how her lips are perma-trout AND flat at the same time, tho.

    it’s a tragedy what our culture does to young women. i can hardly tell a lot of these chicks apart anymore and i doubt there is room for self-development or, i dunno, higher education or some other (real) kind of career-building when one is constantly recovering from needless plastic surgery.

  43. kpist says:

    The guy that killed the girls was “wild bill” and that was Sam Rockwell!!!!!

  44. Katie says:

    16 my ass.

  45. kpist says:

    Maybe she was 16 when she won the pageant

  46. Chelsey says:

    Man oh man…where do I even start? That video was so painful to watch, I’m ashamed to admit I watched the whole thing like an awful car wreck…where did they film that, the back swamp in Louisana or something?? And hahaha her breasts are “real” alright, real fake…

    And I TOTALLY thought from the banner picture that he was Corey Haim!! I had to look verrry closely and remind myself, duh he’s deceased, because he looks eerily like him.

    Ahh, yup, “Don’t put it on me”…instant classic, I’m sure.

  47. Kelly says:

    If you were gonna pick an age to lie about, why the f*(k would you pick 16???? For chrissake. Why not emulate all the lovely Hollywood ladies who are “24” (like Hefner’s Runaway Bride).

    I just turned 42 and I look way younger than her. No fake boobs, no fake tan, and no makeup (ok, MAC blush and concealer – don’t want to scare the mice).

  48. Stephie says:

    That face….ugh. Can she only make 3 expressions? Yuck. 16? I think not. They’re both pretty creepy.

  49. Lenore says:

    That “they’re real” vest makes me think of my favourite line from Peter’s Friends:

    “Is this real?”
    “No, it’s imaginary.”

    Okay, it’s spoken about a piece of antique furniture, but it could equally well apply to this “young” “lady”‘s “tits”. “Real” in the sense of “not a mirage”.

    Oh, Eugene.

  50. S says:

    maybe it’s her (his?) 16th year as a woman…

  51. Lucky Charm says:

    She reminds me of Hayden P….in 20 years! She is the roughest looking 16 year old I have ever seen.

    And why is it all the “good Christian girls” have to look like cheap h@@kers and enter beauty pageants emphasizing their body & looks? Doesn’t that go against the Bible’s teachings?

    “Courtney is a professional signed model who is proud to be representing the City of Ocean Shores, WA. as Miss Ocean Shores and Miss Teen USA. She is 15 and attends “Alpha Omega”, an online private Christian Academy based in Iowa.” – July 29, 2010

  52. mamking says:

    I’m a high school teacher and let me just say that I would ask her for her school ID if I saw her walking down the hall…meaning she wouldn’t have one…because she’s too old…

  53. loveyourwork says:

    Courtney Stodden Modeling Update
    By Courtney Stodden on January 27, 2010

    I am enjoying my modeling career! I have many opportunities coming out of the L.A/Hollywood, California area.

    I have been contacted many of times by producers for many lead roles in Theater such as the lead role in “Greece,” so I have lots of directions my career is taking me. More on that later … I also get contacted for movie roles, music videos, promotional modeling etc!

    I am being very selective & very excited about my career! Also, I have more exciting news in the works that I will be able to discuss later …

  54. Marianne says:

    I love how she has a shirt that says “Yes they’re real”. Keep telling yourself that honey.

  55. Melinda says:

    Good god woman, close your mouth and open your eyes.

  56. Violet says:

    If she’s 16, then he’s technically old enough to be her grandfather, which is totally disgusting.

    But she looks like she’s in her 30s.

    In any case, they make quite the skeevy couple.

  57. Penguin says:

    Those boobs are def not real, no way. I’m from England where you have to be over 18 to have cosmetic procedures is it different in America?

  58. Mary J says:

    Ok, I’m 26 and this girl looks older than me. I also went to her website and it appears that Doug is also her agent. So is it true love or a publicity stunt to sell records? I vote for the latter.

  59. Elizabeth says:

    “she’s 16 like her boobs are real”

    LMAO – you are too much!

  60. cqu.d.pi says:

    As my bestie Kelly would say…”She looks rode hard and put away wet!”

  61. Rita says:

    Let’s see, fake boobs and a skanky profile…HMMMMM. Can’t remember her name but the last one that tried that in country music didn’t sell at all….I’ll have to look through the other threads today to see if I can find her name.

  62. teehee says:

    29 going on 16 mentally, obviously, is what they mean!

  63. bre says:

    in the photos she looks about 35. in the video at the bottom though, i might would say 25. it’s odd.

  64. Mia says:

    There is no way in hell that chick is anywhere near 16. She’s coming up on 40 hard and fast.

  65. Jackson says:

    Ahahahahahahhaha!!!! There is just too much to write and no time today. Crap!

    …but love the ‘Yes, they’re real’ shirt she’s wearing. Does the back of the shirt say, ‘but not natural?’

  66. kitty says:

    She’s a hooker for sure. What a non-story.

  67. Cindy says:

    Mostly, I think I just want to believe that no parent would sign off on their 16-year-old daughter marrying a 51-year-old man. No. F$&@ that. It won’t kill you to wait til 18 if you’re that “in love”. Paging the Dateline guy. Have a seat, buddy.

  68. ctkat1 says:

    Agreed, not even close to being a teenager.

    Also, the quality of that music video makes Rebecca Black look like she had the budget of Beyonce. It is atrocious, and maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

    They parked a boat in the middle of some swampland, put a pink dog and one of those tall drinks you get in Vegas or New Orleans in her hand and she’s lipsynching for all she’s worth to lyrics like, “Don’t put it on me girl, don’t put it on me, don’t don’t don’t put it on me girl.”

    Horrifying all around.

  69. The Truth Fairy says:

    Maybe it’s a typo and should be 36 (or 46).

  70. Ruby Red Lips says:

    If she’s 16 then Linnocent really is 24!!! 😉


  71. lolas says:

    I’m 37 and she looks significantly older than me. I’m putting her at a harsh 40+. But kind of good for her for the audacity of claiming to be 16. From now on, I’m 24!

  72. fabgrrl says:

    So, who else thinks these two have a “Reality Show” to sell?

    Well played, well played. I actually spent about 10 minutes of my life looking up Tooms and his “child” bride. Anything for publicity, I suppose.

  73. Cherry Rose says:

    16 in dog years perhaps?

    And no way are her boobs real. Real boobs would be sagging in a bikini top like that.

  74. smllwtuf says:

    maybe she was born on february 29th?

  75. gossip girl says:

    She looks, at least, 30.

  76. Lala11_7 says:

    As my granny would say…

    “She certainly is a GROWN UP LITTLE GIRL”…


  77. Kim says:

    Cherry Rose- Hilarious! In dog yrs – exactly!

  78. Anonymous says:

    gross, both of them

  79. Rhiley says:

    This looks like a couple who will still be together ten, twenty, thirty minutes from now.

  80. DSMR says:

    The girl needs some braces and a bar of soap. She is obviously a product of the “Toddlers and Tiaras” circuit and he is just a creepy looking douche.

  81. N/A says:

    look at the 5th picture haha with the white top, you keep telling your self that.

  82. Pseudonym99 says:

    As old as she looks, I think she actually IS 17-ish.

    This article bothered me, so I did some quick googling…

    She is listed as a 2010 contestant in the Miss Washington Teen USA official web site. You have to be between 14 and 19 to compete in that pageant.


    You can see her performance here. The pageant took place in October 2009.


    Apparently she did not win “Miss Ocean Shores, WA”, since no such pageant exists. But this web site gives her age as 15 as of May 2009. So by now she is probably 17 or 18.


    I don’t think she’s actually 16, but it looks like she’s 18 at the oldest. It’s pretty disturbing that she is married to a 51 year old man.

  83. Fluffypuff says:

    I agree that she looks younger in the video, and would pass for 16 because the vid is soooooo immature and tacky, like a little girl trying to play grown up. I believe she’s 16 – the camera isn’t her friend AT ALL – some ppl can’t take a good photo if their lives depended on it. And the fact she married her manager/older man – living the hollywood dream screams young, dumb and full of cum. Good luck to the old perv and his jailbate – I say they will last another year until she starts lusting after younger, richer and waaaaay better lookin men.

  84. brin says:

    @DSMR…They probably met at a “Toddlers & Tiaras” pageant!

  85. Lantana says:

    Kudos to ALL of the commentators! I read the entire list (the first 80 anyway that are here as I’m typing), and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. You guys are freakin hilarious! It’s a typo, she was born on Feb 29, maybe it’s in dog years, granny talk…and on and on. Best read I’ve had in a long time!

    • Meghan Gregory says:

      I have never! replied before! No f—ing way!!!
      A VERY hard 36! And not her boobs:) though they’re probably hard, too. Thank you all for making me laugh and being proud of myself enough to say I’m 45, not some silly-a** number that isn’t even possible. Oi vey

  86. Ellie says:

    She looks way older than 16. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in 10 years. She looks like a whore.

  87. Isa says:

    “Yes, they’re real. REALly fake!”

    Most of the time I don’t jump on the “she’s lying about her age” bandwagon but I agree, there’s no way she’s 16. If she is I feel very sorry for her. She looks well-preserved. One of those women that you walk by and think “She looks good for her age!”

  88. Gigi says:

    If she’s 16, half of these photos needs to be removed because they are bordering on child porn.

  89. serena says:

    Like hell she’s 17.
    She seems so fake. ugh disgusting.

  90. cindy says:

    If she looks like this at 16 by the time shes 25 only thing that will hit on her is the Crypt Keeper

  91. MB says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahhaha. Thanks for the laughs!

    Oh yeah, and her website is down. Doh.

  92. ShirylMay says:

    16! Show me the birth certicate. The chick is at least 36.

  93. MB says:

    Ok so I checked out the Popeater link and they dont show any pictures of the girl. Naturally, the comments on the site are less focussed on her actually being over 35, and more focussed on how this guy is a disgusting skeevy pig.

    Some people are actually arguing that he isnt a paedophile because she is over 12. What?! The simple fact of the matter is, if you are old enough to be a grandfather, and your future bride needs to ask her parents permission to do ANYTHING then perhaps you need to wonder what the fuck went wrong with your life. That is, of course, if she really is 16. Which she isnt. So its a moot point. Carry on!

  94. fannomore says:

    maybe she’s going by how many years she has her fake boobs? hmmmm…hahahhahahahahah

  95. Camille says:

    16 my ass! 😆

  96. Marna says:

    This broad says she’s 16!? Show me the receipts!

  97. Anna says:


  98. m says:

    are they sure she is 16. she look so much older.

  99. Green Is Good says:

    Pffft. Her parents signed her birth certificate with a pen and ink-well.

  100. Blue says:

    Lmao the comments have been funny. In her video she looks younger, maybe mid-20’s but her pics she looks 40-ish. If she still is a teen that is soo gross & creepy. If she really is 16-17 her parents obviously are only concerned with the money she could pull in.. Like hell I would consent to my daughter marrying a man old enough to be her father

  101. Runs with Scissors says:

    “I have been contacted many of times by producers for many lead roles in Theater such as the lead role in “Greece,” so I have lots of directions my career is taking me…”

    BWAAHAHAHAHAH!! Is that the version where Sandra Dee gets hooked on feta cheese and naked male wrestling… oh, wait, that’s what Travolta thought he was signing up for… never mind.

    this poor thing…

  102. Blue says:

    Btw this guy gives me the creeps in everything I see him in. Such a creepy killer/ pedo face.

  103. Rio says:

    Christ. She looks like a cast member on “The Real Housewives of Boca Raton”.

  104. Lem says:

    They have her listed as 15 in May 2009 articles, she looked young and flat in 2009. Also found same article with July 2010 date, so apparently she’s started the ” I’m 27″ a decade early; and stinks as her own publicist
    The “miss ocean” thing she made up
    She attends the Ali Lohan school of education which explains the rapid aging. So, her I’ll leave alone for another yr/2.
    Her mother and her pedophile husband deserve to be strung upsidedown naked on the porch with a spot light on them, however. That should not be legal. What good is parental permission when they are obviously p*mping idiotas

  105. Lucky Charm says:

    Actually, I take back what I said earlier. I do believe she’s 16 – for the 16th time! Because if she really is 16 going on 17 and looks this old, imagine how bad she’ll look as she ages. I know women in their 40’s that don’t look this rough. And what WERE her parents thinking to allow her to get married if she’s underage, no matter how old the dude is. He’s probably older than her parents!

  106. Lushus L. says:

    I feel sorry for that poor dog in the boat. And no, I don’t mean the one with duck lips!

  107. NoFrank says:

    She’s 16 in Bizarro World. You know, the same place where Kirstie Alley is a size 6 and Bristol Palin had “corrective” jaw surgery.

  108. Jules says:

    45 is the new 16

  109. girl says:

    Maybe those budget implants are 16 years old?

  110. normades says:

    If she really is 16 she’s gonna be mighty hurt by all your comments.

  111. Charlotte says:

    Did anyone else think Corey Haim had come back to life in the first photo? Did a total double take when I saw it. And I agree – 16 my ass.

  112. k.at says:

    He looks younger than her!

  113. girl says:

    @ Charlotte: You are totally not the only one.

  114. Madisyn says:

    This twit has too much confidence for a 16 yr. old, is too developed for a 16 yr. old, doesn’t pose like a 16 yr. old.

    Not to mention doesn’t LOOK like a 16 yr. old.

    If your going to shave years off your age, don’t make it a DECADE OR TWO!

  115. OtherChris says:

    That video was hilarious. I can assure you that if she walked by, my husband would look, but not for the reasons she thinks.

    And yeah, I’m sixteen too. Heh. I guess we all are.

  116. Alice says:

    I keep waiting for this story to get updated with either an admission of her real age (which I suspect is around 45), or news that her husband and parents have been arrested and she’s in custody of CPS.

  117. Anonymous says:

    I’m with ShirylMay – let’s see the long form birth certificate! Donald Trump, get on it (no, not get on HER, Donald, the birth certificate!) and let’s see what those fabulous investigators turn up.

    • Mariah says:

      Odd you should bring up Donald’s name…that is who was the sponsor of the pageant she was in with her fake title. The pageant was held in a school gym in Burien, WA, not even Seattle proper. A city known for prostitution, drugs, and gangs.

  118. Shy says:

    Seriously that Eugene Tooms appeared in 2 episodes of X-Files but people still remember him. Such iconic that character was 🙂 I still only think of him as Eugene Tooms whenever I see him.

  119. OMSS says:

    @Alice, the first statement you made crossed my mind as well! I’m gonna keep this open for a day and refresh it every now and then! ROFL

  120. Deb says:

    If she’s 16, I am only 8!

  121. savannahB says:

    Bullsh** she is older then mid thirtys no way shes 16 PLUS if she is 16 HELLO CHILD PORN!! this is illegal if she is 16 witch i highly doubt these piks should b removed imedetitly if she is HONESTLY 16

  122. DethHammer says:

    I’ve looked at the pics and she does not look 16 and not only for the reasons everyone else has pointed out.

    Not only does her lower face look stretched out and lifted to the point that she apparently has a hard time fully closing her mouth (which just screams “excessive botox or facelift”), she has thin crepey skin around her upper arms and armpits that denotes aging, and you can clearly see the striations in her arms in the Courtney 8 pic, and no 16 year old I’ve ever known has that. Even if she was living in a tanning bed for hours a day, the skin would not be that crepey and the upper arms wouldnt look like that. She’s obviously doing loads of Botox and facial/lip fillers. I think she’s around mid 20s/ early 30s.

    If she really is 18 as the beauty pageant website says, that’s the OLDEST looking 18 I’ve ever seen and I look 12 compared to her (I’m 28) lol

  123. Maddox says:

    What in hell is going on right here? Is there anything pseudo celebs won’t say these days to try and grab some kinda, any kinda publicity? This chick looks like a crocodile handbag…

  124. Stephanie says:

    In those corny-ass modeling shots, she looks kind of mannish. Maybe she had her sex change 16 years ago. Will wonders never cease?!?!?!

  125. Anna says:

    did anyone watch that music video? is it for real?

  126. JustMe says:

    If she looks like this at 16 by the time shes 25 only thing that will hit on her is the Crypt Keeper . . .
    Too funny!

  127. Alix says:

    Her boobs may be 16 years old, but that’s it.

  128. Cali says:

    B*tch is at LEAST 32!!!!!!

  129. Lucky Charm says:

    @ Madisyn 114 – ITA. Just look at her pictures, she doesn’t pose or ham at the camera the way a teenager does. That’s the way an adult looks, not a teen (even when trying to look like an adult), which is another indicator she can’t be as young as she says.

    Is this what they grow now out at Ocean Shores?! And here I always thought it was a pleasant little beach community on the coast of Washington, great for long weekend beach trips….

  130. lexirei says:

    He seriously looks like a butch version of Glen Close.

    No comment for the bride….

  131. Lucy says:

    she looks like a tranny…he may be getting a surprise on the wedding night!

  132. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Clearly she is not 16 but what I don’t get is guys who are fifty something and marry 20 somethings. I get the appeal but I don’t get why they flaunt it … no thinks you’re a player … everyone just thinsk you’re a creepy dude with money who married a hooker

  133. Vesper says:

    This is taken from a RadarOnline.com article:

    We are totally supportive of this marriage,” Courtney’s mother Krista Stodden exclusively told RadarOnline.com about her daughter’s marriage to the Green Mile and X-Files actor.

    …The happy couple tied the knot in Las Vegas, Nevada on May 20, and Krista confirmed that at least one parent had to sign the permission form for the marriage to take place.

    …Critics are already questioning the couple’s 35 year age difference, but her mother wanted to set the record straight.

    “Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl.”

    …With long blonde hair and a killer body, Krista also wants people to know that her daughter hasn’t had any plastic surgery.

    “She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”

  134. jc126 says:

    Hmm. I guess it’s not creepy if she’s not really 16. Lol.

  135. TeeTee says:

    she knows he likes em young, so she lied to get him.

    16 no way

  136. WillyNilly says:

    Hey, don’t blame us Washingtonians! This is clearly the work of Real Housewives…

  137. Anonymous says:

    if she is 16 I am a flying giraffe

  138. colt13 says:

    Honey, you are not E.G. Daily or Amber Lancaster. Stop lying about your age.

  139. Marianne says:

    @Vesper : That me LOL.

    Whether she’s 16 or not (and I doubt not), she clearly is plastic. I’m sorry but those are the some of the fakest tits I have ever seen, and don’t let me start on the collagen lips. And if she is such a “good christian girl” then why all the provocative shots? Explain that one.

    If she is 16 (again not likely) then not only is that guy really pervy, but her parents are pervs for allowing it AND allowing those pictures to be taken.

  140. lakemom says:

    I used to watch Doug Hutchinson when he was Guiding Light. Funny, he pinged my gaydar the minute he came onscreen. I always assumed he was gay.

    Yeah, she’s 16 about as much as I am the next Mrs. George Clooney. I smell a fame whore.

  141. Claire says:

    Yuk pretty skanky for a ’16’ year old. What a joke. No way. If by some tiny weeny chance she is its gross and sad that pictures like that are taken. But yeah pretty safe to say she is at least 10-15 years older than 16

  142. coldmix3 says:

    Aspiring Country Singer???? The video cracked me up.. Does not sound like country to me.. Love everyones comments..

  143. Phoenix says:

    In the last picture of her I could maybe buy that she’s in her early twenties, other than that she looks like she’s pushing 40 (45).

    The picture of them together does not give me the creeps, like a picture of a 51 year old man with a 16 year old bride would do. Gross anyway though!

  144. Adrien says:

    Relax. She’s legal. She’s an aspiring singer and in showbiz years 25 = 45 years old. No Jerry Lewis situation.
    But I could be wrong. In a world where Chelsea Handler is 36, Florence Welch and Lady Gaga, 25, Amy Winehouse, 27, Li’l Mama, 21, yes, she’s a believable 16 year old, even if her armpit’s elasticity tells me she’s 35. Maybe she had a hard life.

  145. jen says:

    She does look a lot younger in the video, but…good lord. It is so epically bad that it makes me want to restore my faith in the music industry by listening to “Friday.”

  146. Chris says:

    Come on peeps she’s 16. But like any country singer worth their salt she’s had a hard time on the booze. 🙂

  147. lucy2 says:

    I was going to say I’d doubt if her parents would lie about her age, but since her mother just claimed that those Barbie parts are real, I’m willing to believe they would.

  148. lexirei says:

    Kinda random, but this reminds of when Bill Wyman of The Rolling Stones married some girl when she was 16 or something. They got divorced within 2 years. I sense the same happening here.

  149. gg says:

    The awkward lips are frozen in concrete. LMAO!

  150. crtb says:

    If this girl is really 16, I want to tak to her mother! Because no 16 year old should be allowed to dressed and look like that! I remember running out the door after my daughter because she was wearing flip flops when it was cold outside. At what age did her mother lose control?

  151. dorothy says:

    Thats no 16 year old. Maybe 38-40.

  152. Crystalline says:

    If the new thing is to cut 20-30 years off one’s age, maybe then she is 16. If that’s the case, I’m a damn newborn.

  153. Cherry Rose says:

    Just watched her “music” video.

    Let’s hope Courtney never quits her day job.

    Now I’m going to stab out my eyes and shove ice picks into my ears after having to be subjected to that atrocious video.

  154. taksi says:

    Watching her music video I believe she’s 16. It’s just incredibly sad. She’s got like a foot of makeup on, fake boobs, and who knows what else done.

  155. Otter says:

    I was OK til I saw her wrapped in the flag. Then I had to barf just a bit. Eww.

  156. Twez says:

    Her implants might be 16 years old. There is no way in hell that she was born only 16 years ago, though.

  157. Overya says:

    jeez!! She looks like my mother…*sipping my coffee*

  158. WOM says:

    Look at her TEETH! Those are the teeth of a 30something woman.

    Her website includes a poll asking who does she most resemble: Pamela Sue Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Denise Richards, Sharon Tate, Farrah Fawcett, or Shakira. This is a pretty good tell about her age — because other than Shakira, these are some seriously dated references.

    I say her boobs are 16 years old, or else that’s the age when this broad changed her name.

  159. jamie says:

    ya nottttttttttttttttttttttt no way she is 16! maybe they meant to say she was a beauty pagaent winner 16 yrs ago! lol She’s pushing 40 at leasttttttttttttt.If she is 16 she is aging badlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  160. original kate says:

    i showed these photos to mr. original kate and he guessed she is at least 35. i’m going to go further and guess 40. seriously, a 40 year old with alot of plastic surgery. whoever said her skin is crepey is right – and nobody under 35 has that papery skin.

  161. Sue says:

    I think I went to high school with this girl in 1990! 16 my arse, more like 36. Is this a joke?

  162. AsheNDust says:

    16? Maybe about…20 years ago…

  163. poodlemom says:

    Can a 16 year old actually get that much plastic surgery? Without parental consent? Even Miley doesn’t look that scary! And those “Playboy” photos…is she one of Hugh Hefner’s runaway exes?

  164. Erica says:

    I think she stole the identity of a 16 year old.

  165. Hex says:

    The math works if she was born and raised on Mars. The Martian year is 687 Earth days, which is clearly why this 16 year old looks more like a 29 year old who hasn’t been through anything resembling the gentle cycle in the washing machine we call life.

    If she actually is 16, I’ll feel just awful for bullying a girl just a year older than my son on the flipping internets… Let’s hope for my sake she’s actually a seasoned 27 year old!

  166. bosc says:

    Not only is she NOT 16, I am not even sure she’s a WOMAN.

    Maybe that b00b job is 16 years old though.

  167. Chris says:

    Werner syndrome?

  168. Sakyiwaa says:

    LMAO! real funny thread! fake chick through and through

  169. Sakyiwaa says:

    her pics get progressively grosser as you scroll down. wow. lmao!

  170. JuJuBee says:

    Wow, just wow. What I want to know is how long have they been dating? It’s already alarming he married her at “16”, but good Lord did he date her when she was younger? All signs point to her having a pimp mom ala Pimp Mama Kardashian. Celebitchy you must post the pic of her recreating Farrah Fawcett’s iconic red swimsuit poster. That poor girl has some misplaced self esteem.

  171. KLO says:

    I LOVED, LOVED.LOVED him in that X-files episode. I’ve never been able to forget it.

  172. N.D. says:

    She was 15 in May 2009 so she has to be at least 17 in June 2011. But the rest of aging is due to plastic surgery, I think. Look at Bristol Palin, this “corrective surgery” added 10 years to her appearance.

  173. S says:

    She totally looks sixteen in the video, but in the pictures? No way. Very confusing!

  174. Nikki Girl says:

    Oh my God, thanks for the comments everyone, this is the hardest I have ever laughed at any Celebitchy post, I was literally crying.

    LOVED the comment about her boobs maybe being 16 years old. She definitely looks about 40 to me…a rough 40 too.

  175. Shay says:

    There is no way she is sixteen.

  176. Elj says:

    Ewww. If those things are real, he’s 16 too.

  177. lisa says:

    He didn’t play the child killer in The Green Mile.

    He played the guard Percey…Sam Rockwell was the killer; “Wild Bill”

    but I remembered him too from the X Files.. that was one of the best episodes of that show. Scared the shit out of me. He plays scary very well.

    I could not believe she is 16. He could have kept that quiet, because no one would have know..

    but maybe that would defeat the purpose.

  178. lisa says:

    He didn’t play the child killer in The Green Mile.

    He played the guard Percey…Sam Rockwell was the killer; “Wild Bill”

    but I remembered him too from the X Files.. that was one of the best episodes of that show. Scared the shit out of me. He plays scary very well.

    I could not believe she is 16. She makes me think of those Real Housewives. He could have kept the age thing quiet, because no one would have known she was that young; I still don’t believe it..

    but maybe that would defeat the purpose.

  179. isabella says:

    yeah she is 16 years old because she was born on february 29!

  180. Hayley says:

    This woman expects us to believe she is younger than Dakota Fanning? As if!

  181. Mira says:

    Not only is this chic in her 40’s but she’s not a virgin and her boobs are definetly not real. Apparently she is just one big & old fake. She’s a nobody though which is why she’s making up lies to try and be famous. What a turn off – there goes the career she wanted. She has already started on the wrong foot with the public

  182. WTF says:

    She is not 16, if she is, I feel sorry for her… she is aging way to fast for her age. Look at most of the pagent girls… they loss their beauty fast, if the dude wants to marry her for looks havent his mother taught him that beauty fades.
    the pagents should look into her age…not fair to the girls if she has lied (she looks fake, she acts fake)maybe she failed so many years and everyone assumes she is 16

    the girl can’t model. she is more of a playboy bunny but not hollywood material.. she prob married the 51 actor to get into the door of hollywood to purse her acting career.. he should get a lawyer fast

  183. Tiffany says:

    #38 That was the funniest line I have read all day!

    I swear I am 42 and would put my pic up next to her with no makeup and a ponytail and you’d all think I was younger. My 13 yo looks like a young lady, this is NOT a 16 yo, and I love the boobs and the T. Too bad she isn’t smart enough to get the irony.

  184. De lafucoi says:

    Ha Ha !!!! She’s not 16 look like 61 to me .

  185. Kristen says:

    You know…I believe in that video she could be 16. She looks how high school girls look now a days in high school. BUT those pictures?? RIGHT!! My mom’s 51 and looks younger than that…wow…

  186. kris31 says:

    that b_ is not 16! give me a break.. maybe 15 years ago..

  187. ZenB says:

    She looks younger in the video but closer to 30 than 16. The Playboy Bunny look makes her look at least 40 in those photos. The Pammy-Playboy look is so unflattering when will we get a new Playboy look. Soon, I hope.

  188. Ava says:

    She’s not 16. It’s all for press and publicity. She’s in her early 30’s. It’s all about the shock factor, and her video and singing is awful! Fake boobs too.

  189. HannahG says:

    So many of you see 16 years old very differently than most of us would over here.

  190. ML says:

    So are the authorities going to investigate or what? It’s sad and sickening that we live in a society that actually allows this to happen to children. This is pedophilia by any definition, but because her creep of a mother says it’s okay, we throw the kid under the bus…. I’d like to see the parent-consent law completely abolished… and children’s pageants can go right along with it.

    Just out of curiosity, does the comment policy that we cannot wish death on anyone apply to our unspoken feelings, or just our posted words?

  191. laji says:

    Some people will do anything for publicity. 16? In dog years? Not on this planet. Or maybe someone got the statement wrong: they meant she was 16 at one time. A long time ago.

  192. Truth says:

    I didn’t like his character in the Green Mile and now not in real life as he’s such a lying, publicity whore who married a whore. Anyhow, her parents should be embarrassed no matter if she’s 36, 46, or 56. Very disgusting and slutty for sure. I have no interest in seeing either of them in TV or film ever. I think this publicity stunt crashed and burned.

  193. nooooooo... says:

    Oh God…Tooms…that episode seriously skeeved me out. I hope she has her own room with no air ducts.

  194. Brittney says:

    That video is AWFUL.

  195. eidyaj says:

    Yep age as fake as her gross boobs AND lips. Just gross.

  196. daniii87 says:

    that vid is pre boob job, you can see how much padding is in her bikini. which means the vid is probably old and she looks maybe 16 there, so she wouldnt be 16 anymore……

  197. MOI says:

    Krista Stodden has the same CHIN as Courtney’s husband Doug. Maybe they’re sister and brother, and Doug is really Courtney’s UNCLE. hahaha

  198. mary says:

    She might be sixteen, even though it is hard to believe. Listen how she talks, what vocabulary she uses..

  199. tranman says:

    taking a poll of the room and concensus says that SHE is 16. He was probably about 30 when he got the sex change.

  200. newsgrl says:


    I’m 50 an I can tell you right here and now.. she looks older than I..

    without sounding full of myself…. she looks much older!! I’m 50 years old.. an any day.. I would stand next to her.. an you guys vote!!.. She looks like an “Old time Whore”.. god knows what her mother looks like.

    I can’t believe it.. I just sent it to my 28 year old daughter.. who is gorgeous…..

    My daughter said “people will lie their ass’s off.. just for a few bucks..” what a disgrace.. an her mother said she’s a christian girl.. Bullshit

    Her boobs are real?… Liar.. she’s an idiot an so is her husband

    That girl looks rougher than 6 nights in prison..

  201. jamie says:

    I do think she is probabay like 20 years old but she is fucked in the head…I seen her talking on a show and the whole time she looks like she is ready to bite her husbands head off she looks like she wants mad sex or something she is MESSED!!!

  202. Lisa says:

    I have to say that I’ve never seen any 16 year old choose to do their makeup like that (even ones that are heavy handed). It looks like bad porn star makeup…and if she really is 16, her parents should be charged with child abuse for letting her get those horrible implants and that creepy sweaty old perv.

  203. Heather says:

    Um, I’m even more in shock after watching that video clip. Is that singing? Rap? She looks like a rode hard stripper. Unbelievable. What kind of mother does this girl have? Seriously? I have a teenage daughter of my own who rolled her eyes when she saw the video. She won’t even let her bra straps show in a tank top. Look at this girl. UGH. WOW. Does she have a record contract with that….voice? And in every shot she’s arching her back and pouting like she’s waiting for the porn cameras to roll. I”m gonna retch.

  204. sunshine says:

    I agree with all the above comments, no way this chick is 16. Everything about her screams middle-aged cheap porn star. The dark lipliner with frosty pale lipstick hasn’t been trendy since the 90’s. The obviously fake boobs with the huge refund gap, the thin-lipped trout pout, the frazzled/fried blond hair, the wrinkly armpits, and LOOK AT HER HANDS. Even if she claimed to be 26, I’d still look at her sideways. She’s in her 30’s at least, and still rough-looking at that.

    She does look a little younger in the music (if you can call it that) video, but even the way she vamps to the camera is strange. It’s not how 16 year old girls imitating today’s popstars would move. No 16 year old girl gestures with her hands like that.

  205. mary says:

    she can do what she wants its not like anyone can stop her.but i dont like this at all.

  206. Meanchick says:

    Do you know how many fake-boobed nobodies that would have to die BEFORE this chick even scores a -1? Let’s see, Shauna Sand, Phoebe Price, Pamela Lee, All of Hef’s “girlfriends,” Heidi Montag, Coco and the list goes on! Take a ticket and stand in line BIOTCH! You should be relevent oh say in about, NEVER!

  207. Lolaa says:

    Lol. She really is 16. She showed her birth certificate on an interview on E entertainment. not only that, she speaks like a teenager too. Im sure her tits are real. I had a bunch of friends in highschool who had big boobs like that.. They werent so perky though… Lol so I bet that without the bra on, they will not be as perky as you all think. She is a gorgeous girl thoughh.

  208. Fanny says:

    She’s definitely not 16. How to make the buzz ? Lying.

  209. Venefica Delirium says:

    1. *Cough* Future Real Housewife. *Cough*

    2. That she actually is sixteen makes it even more pathetic that she looks like that. If I were her, I’d be lying my ass off.

    3. That’s got to be one of the most linear mugs I’ve ever seen. You could probably use that chin as a shank it’s so sharp. It almost puts Bradley Cooper to shame.

    4. Her tits are cylindrical. I don’t care how large your rack is. Her boobs remind me of Thanksgiving dinner when you open the can of cranberry sauce and it’s molded to the shape of the can, enlarged about twenty times.

    5. I still need a shot after looking at these pics.

  210. Malaleejetirenee says:

    OMG. My workmates and I could not stop laughing when we saw her picture. FAKE is an under statement. I’ve read a lot of what everyone else has written and everyone is thinking exactly the same. She is NOT 16 years old and she is all fake.

  211. lolo says:


  212. HolyMoly says:

    You know how when you see a person and immediately think they look like they’d just be a pain in the ass?

    This is one of those times.

  213. earthshoes says:

    Ever seen an interview with her? Trust me, she’s sixteen. She’s simply very good at looking older. Additionally, two media sources have confirmed her age by checking her public records and her driver’s license.

    This child’s mother should be ashamed of herself. When she needed a moral compass to direct her, her mother was condoning skimpy bikinis and encouraging her to “sex up” her image. She is effectively making her the stuff of men’s private fantasies by selling her image.

  214. Jenny says:

    Well its better to marry young with an older man who loves her and wants to take care of her for the rest of her life then to have premarital relations with 50 boys her age for the next 15 years then marry at 30 like most of her peers.

  215. Brooke says:

    Oh come on no way is she 16 she looks older then him. And as for her boobs they are the fakest ever seen by the human eye
    ………….Her music video shattered all of my windows in my house….. and u could totally tell that she was lip singing…..
    She has had lots of plastic surgery… If I were her I would call that plastic surgeron up and tell him to give my money back!!! 🙂

  216. olivia says:

    haha wow plastic surgery should be illegal. ew

  217. christine says:

    you have got to be kidding me 16 not on your best day hunny im guessing over 40 no way in the world those things are real at your age remember that thing called gravity it hits us all that are your age so yea they are fake even a good bra couldnt make them like that get over yourself all you wanted was 15 minutes of fame

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    If she really is 16 then he should be arrested for statutory rape. How much did this loser pay the girl’s parents to let her marry him? The truth will come out eventually!!!!!

  221. Hany says:

    I feel sooooooo bad for her cuz if with make up she look old imagine without it…poor girl n if those boobs r real then Michael J was born white.

  222. Mariah says:

    The title is incorrect, she never won a pageant. She was in ONE low-rent pageant, and didn’t come close to winning.