Long Island long ago lolita Amy Fisher gets a new face: melting plastic mess


You might remember Amy Fisher as the “Long Island lolita” who was just 17 in 1992 when she shot her then boyfriend’s wife, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, in the head, seriously injuring her. Fisher’s victim survived the shooting but suffered partial paralysis in her face and went deaf in one ear. Fisher spent seven years in prison and eventually got out, becoming a journalist for a while before she had three kids and then turned to stripping and porn to make a living. She somehow landed a spot on Celebrity Rehab, because they’ll take anyone except for Michaele Salahi, and she got a whole new face for it. Entertainment Tonight has an interview with her and Fisher has one of the worst cases of freeze face and trout pout I’ve ever seen. It’s hilarious! She can barely move her mouth and that’s the only thing that moves on her whole face.

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In the interview, Fisher, 36, goes on about how the media portrays her inaccurately (as if they cover her at all lately) and how she’s really this sweet shy person who gets stepped on, but all I could focus on was her face. ET had the above before and after comparison. I could see maybe a nose job, her nose looks better afterwards, but the rest is just ridiculous. She has way too much filler in her lips and face and you can actually see some dimpling around her jaw area. It’s pretty gross looking. She looked ok after her first few rounds of work though, as seen in these “sexy” photos from her website, below. Now she’s just gone overboard. I think she needs rehab for her plastic surgery addiction.

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Here’s how she looked in 2009:
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  1. TRT says:

    One can only feel SORROW for this soul.

  2. books6000 says:

    what the heck she do to her lips????
    She is looking for love in all the wrong places.

  3. Randy says:

    She shouldn’t even be given the time of day!

  4. arock says:

    but amy you are different and a dark character than the norm. you shot a woman in the head, went to jail, did adult films, and drink to forget. you have three chilren that rather than parent you fish for lifelines in the media.
    if you want to stay relevant do something people wouldnt expect (feed children, raise money for social programs, finish high school) spending the rest of your life being the equivalent of a shot girl at jones beach for the masses is predictable.
    and fix your face.

  5. Addie says:

    Now her and that 16 year old bride Courntey could be mistaken for agemates.

    I’m guessing she was going for the Angelina look with those lips??

  6. Praise St. Angie! says:

    if you hadn’t identified her, I’d never have recognized her.

    cripes, it’s creepy when people alter their face so that you don’t even know them.

  7. brin says:

    Isn’t she doing porn now….if not she looks like she should.

  8. Cirque28 says:

    The Long Island aesthetic cannot be stopped. I bet she could live for 40 years in Paris and would still think cut-offs go perfectly well with platform stripper heels.

  9. Jonesy says:

    She’s trying to hide her age, but you can see it all in her hands. Hillarious and sad.

  10. munchies says:

    I really really hate that kind of french tip nails! its like hoooker slash porn queen alert!

  11. margaritachum says:

    how does she wipe her @ss with those nails?

  12. teehee says:

    LOL @ Brin, I was just gonna say that– she fits right in with the rest of them.
    They all look atrocious– but in some sense, its nice that one cant easily be mistaken for such a woman. They make themselves loud and clear and set themselves apart from ‘normal’ and natural women.
    Thats the only positive thing I can find to say about all this.

  13. imabrat says:

    That’s funny. The woman she shot in the face looks better than her.

  14. Tierra says:

    I dont see why this girl gets press.
    Her face looks hideous, might not be as bad if she would have left her lips alone. I just dont see how these women walk out of the Dr’s office with the inflated balloon lips and think they look good. Fake lips are easier to spot that fake boobs and NEVER look good.

  15. Delta Juliet says:

    @ Cirque28

    Don’t forget the eyebrows! My God the eyebrows!

  16. guesty says:

    I thought @ first glance something had gone terribly wrong with Angle’s face. Oy.

  17. guesty says:

    Dp.

  18. the original bellaluna says:

    @ margaritachum – Mom, is that you? đŸ™‚ (Mom asked me the same thing when I had gel over mine and they got long!)

    And she looks GROSS! Kinda like the octo-spawner.

  19. Cherry Rose says:

    At least her horrible looking implants match her horribly plastic face.

    I swear to god, it seems everyone who’s looking to seek their 15 minutes of fame always goes down the road of bad plastic surgery, yet somehow think they’re still hot.

    I just don’t get it.

  20. ladybert62 says:

    She should STILL be in jail for the attempted murder and the horrible problems she cased the wife – this woman is “trouble walking” !!

  21. Violet says:

    What a delusional piece of work. Homewreckers and aspiring murderers aren’t ever sweet and shy.

    Thanks to the botched-up plastic surgery she’s now as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.

  22. Oenix says:

    Could it just be that “cosmetically enhanced” does NOT photograph well? It can’t be that patients look as bad in real life. Why then would they go back for more. Not to improved the previous bad work – mind you – but to get additional work done to “fix” something else.

  23. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Mary Jo Buttafuoco now looks better than the mixed up teen who shot her in the face!

    Amy is So sad and wrong. Karma or something is at work here.

  24. KCT says:

    If she was a “sweet, shy person” she wouldn’t post provocative pictures of herself online or put herself out there for media scrutiny. One would think that after her past that she would be happy to fade into the background. She was somewhat pretty before and now has ruined herself. Low self esteem makes people do strange things.

  25. Mr. Greek says:

    Now this is a real lady who oozes class, intelligence, and integrity. What a dame!

  26. REALIST says:

    Well, looks like she worked her 15 minutes o’ fame.
    What is it with the plastic surgery craze? And why are so many of the results so awful? Is it malpractice or craziness on the part of the person seeking surgery?

  27. teehee says:

    Ach wait I was mistaking her for Heidi Fleiss in my head…. heck she looks the same age and beat up as much now…

  28. KLaw says:

    Plastic surgery is becoming the norm and everyone is starting to look the same!

    I crushed my boyfriend when I told him about Megan Fox’s adventures in plastic surgery. Now he is disgusted by her.

    I usually can’t spot the differences in the photos taken before and after surgery, but when I saw Megan Fox’s photos, I was shocked.

    This Amy Fisher lady looks horrendous.

  29. Sakyiwaa says:

    maybe she was going for Megan Fox

  30. Maddie says:

    Her bottom lip looks like Peter Griffins chin on the Family Guy.

  31. original kate says:

    you can’t shine shit.

  32. bagladey says:

    What a tragedy. I guess never in her life after prison did she ever consider just getting a low-profile job or starting up a little business (over the internet nobody would even know who she was). She’s just plain trash right to her core.

  33. jover says:

    All these comments are spot on; but she was a JOURNALIST, are you kidding me; for what publication – there truly are no standards to be a “journalist” these days – she is a sad, pathetic, self-deluded human being.Those supposedly sexy pic are the antithesis of sexy; reminds me of young girls from nowheresville thinking pics of daisy dukes and stripper heels will get them signed to some big NY modeling agency. Sad and delusional.

  34. Luna says:

    Eurgh… she almost killed someone and we’re talking about her face… this must mean something…

  35. OriginalGracie says:

    I want to sincerely thank all these “famous” people and their horrible plastic surgery.

    Because of seeing Amy’s horrific new face and most of the faces of the “Real Housewives” franchises and other various celebs (Meg Ryan, I’m thinking of you)…..I know now that I will NEVER even contemplate any type of facial surgery. The chances are just too great that you would end up with MeltyFace or SlugLips or CatFace.

    I know that some people, including many posters here, have had good results from procedures like botox or restalyne and I think that’s wonderful. But I also decided that I should just try harder to love my face as it is. I use alot of creams and try to stay out of the sun.

    I would just be too scared that something would go wrong. I don’t know if you can go back from a bad face job.
    I know there are many plastic surgeons who specialize in fixing bad surgery. I mean, look at Michael Jackson. Dude had all the money in the world and he ended up looking like a cartoon. So sad.

    Amy is a mess. She was a messed up kid when she got with Joey and now she is a messed up adult with a wonkified face.

  36. dahlia1947 says:

    She was looking pretty in the pic w the red bra and the one with the shorts, but that’s it. Now she totally went overboard.

    She wasn’t getting enough recognition as a porn star so that’s why she’s doing this show?

  37. MeMyself says:

    Here here OriginalGracie! Go girl!

    I have mentioned this in a previous post.
    Quite often, I gather my two little girls in my arms before a mirror and say “Look how beautiful we are.” I want them to love themselves and think they are okay and not ever worry about some “flaw” that may not be there. (or even if there is, so what?)

    Your attitude is fantastic and is to be applauded!

  38. mrsezc says:

    it looks like she’s trying to look like Megan Fox, too bad she screwed up her face .. doesn’t she know about Airbrushing?

  39. The Bobster says:

    Good grief! She looks like the one who was shot.

  40. Anon73 says:

    oh Amy, Amy, Amy

    i am from Long Island and remember her when that scandal first broke

    then i remember a few years after she was released from prison, seeing her on TV. she seemed like she had settled down, was married, and dare i say it — even wholesome

    not sure what happened between that time and now…. but she’s right back to looking (and acting) like the slutty skank that first emerged onto the media during her Buttafuoco days

    so sad since i like to believe in redemption stories and this one is falling apart :-((

  41. Mary Jane says:

    Oh f*ck, that’s bad… I don’t think I’ve seen worse cosmetic surgery in a long, long time (and I’ve seen that Jocelyn “lady”)! Probably something along the lines of Lisa Rinna’s lumpy, hardened, f*ckery… Ewwwwww!

  42. Praise St. Angie! says:

    oh, Maddie, that was HILARIOUS.

    also, disturbingly enough, it was true.

  43. Deb says:

    She looked a lot better before the surgery. I guess she’s just trying to keep up with the other porn stars, since porn is what she has been doing lately.

  44. kwoww says:

    her nails are ridiculous.

  45. lucy2 says:

    Anon73, my honest guess given everything she’s done is that she’s probably mentally ill in some way, and couldn’t deal with the “normal life”. The terrifying part is that she has children?!? I didn’t know that. Those poor, poor kids.

    There is a sort odd karma that someone who once shot a woman in the head now looks like…that.

  46. Torchy says:

    Wow, that’s some really crappy photoshop in the ‘sexy’ pics

  47. Str8Shooter says:

    Yes, she is clearly so misunderstood. If by ‘misunderstood’ she means delusional and narcissistic.

    Oh and those photos? Yeah….she looks like Girl who Takes one in Both Ends in the latest offering from Vivid!

  48. margaritachum says:

    @the original bellaluna
    i have gel too but i don’t let mine get too big.
    you made me laugh.=D
    my mom hates when i do gel with leopard print tips instead of french manicure.

  49. Cheryl says:

    To quote you, “Just trying to make a living out there in the big, bad world”. Pllleeeaaassseeeeee! Always a victim? You know, there are other ways, respectable ways, to make a living out there. I am a little worried though, is the swelling in your face ever going to go down?? I don’t think your three children will nominate you for Mother of the Year…Month….or..Day!Oh well, guess you don’t care!?

  50. Gary says:

    it’s partly the surgeon’s irresponsibility. Often times suggestive in their evaluations, saying one thing or another could be improved. Improved? based upon what, the surgeons can cop out on the patient, but were I a plastic surgeon, I would want the girls looking better when they left, and definitely not looking wrong.
    This is probly what she means about the media-she was cute, before any surgery-the lips have undone that for me. She was sweet and hot.

  51. I am Legend says:

    I’m not dead set against plastic surgery but 36? Do you really need it at 36?

  52. Bev says:

    Ewwww…not a good look. I was watching Celebrity Rehab the other day and she said she’s doing porn because she “needs the money and nobody else will hire her”. I think what she means is that she wants to make lots of money in the shortest time possible and she will sink to any low in order to do that. She is so annoying and transparent and I don’t blame Steven Adler for blowing up at her on the show.