The ESPYs were last night. Don’t even ask me what they are or what the award signifies, because I have no idea. Also, please don’t ask me who won what. Seriously, I cannot emphasize this enough: if you make me talk about sports, you will be so, so disappointed in how little I know. I pay attention to the Olympics… and really, that’s about it.
Anyway, here is Brooklyn Decker in a Jay Ahr strapless, leather dress. The shoes are gold Louboutins, and the hair is by your mother. That’s what kills me about Brooklyn Decker, who is genuinely a pretty girl: her messed everything up by chopping off her hair. I think she knows it, too. When she had long blonde hair, everybody was all over her. Then she chopped it off into a 40-year-old soccer mom style, and now, suddenly, no one really gives a crap about her. That’s the power of the hair! As for the dress – it’s pretty cute. I don’t think Brooklyn has much style in general (or her stylist hates her), but she managed to find a cute, young, sexy little dress. The hair almost kills it, but whatever.
Guess who else was there? Kerry Washington? I’m guessing, because THIS looks like the old Kerry Washington, the girl I was fond of when she started working a lot, circa 2004-05. In the past few years, it seemed like she had some Madonna-esque chicken-cutlet cheek implants put in, and she also looked rather emaciated. Well, she’s back! She’s gained some (needed weight), her cheeks look normal-ish… well, I think the cutlets are still in there, but the added weight doesn’t make them so noticeable. YAY!
Here’s a side-by-side of Kerry in 2008 and now.
To end: just a touch of Seth Meyers. Go ahead, touch him.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Kerry Washington is soooo beautiful.
LOVE BOTH PAIR OF SHOES!
don’t even know the 1st chick…
Kerry has her moments, sometimes her face can be scary- with the chicken cutlets in her cheeks and the too big veneers and the skinny face.
she looks good here, hope she keeps it up.
The haircut made people realize that Brooklyn Decker is ALL body and no face. I’m not saying she’s ugly, she’s not, but I don’t look at that face and go “Wow, what a beauty.” She’s pretty average compared to her swimsuit model contemporaries.
like Decker’s dress, but HATE the shoes. She’s got fabulous legs.
They both look gorgeous!
Agreed that the hair made the girl – I actually never recognize her these days – I’ll be looking at a generic blonde with a decent figure and think “am I supposed to know who this is? she’s sort of like a less hot Kate Upton, sort of? OH – it’s Brooklyn Decker. Damn, shouldn’t have cut the hair.”
At least a good blowout would have helped here……I feel like red mini-dresses need big, vampy hair.
She looks young and beautiful. Please..Please,stay faaar away from the face doctor.
Since when do hooker heels ever look classy?
Can someone please tell me what a Brooklyn Decker is? Is it a Brooklyn Double Dutch Bus?
Kerry looks good. I agree Brooklyn needs to grow her hair out or put some extensions in,that bob does nothing for her.
Kerry is so pretty. I like Brooklyn’s shoes
Both look fabulous – love the dresses and SHOES!
Btw I love Seth, sigh
Decker looks so, so…awkward. ACK!!
Brooklyn Decker is a swimsuit model, sometime “actress” and is married to Andy Roddick.
Love the shoes! Hate the hair!
The ESPYs are the ESPN awards. Best athlete, best play, best performance.
It’s the Oscars for sports.
I have a serious sports and shoe addiction. They don’t really go together, but that’s me.
It appears Kerri’s weight loss allows her “high” cheek bones to look more pronounced. She looks great, but what are those, six inch heels? Other female looks great as well. I kind of like those don’t get next to me or I will cut you shoes. No leg crossing with those bad boys, need liability insurance for whoever sits next to ya. S.M….cool dude.
they both look beautiful! :0 SETH MEYERS I LOVE U! 😛
I just don’t get the whole Brooklyn Decker thing, she is crazy overrated IMO. Her body is decent though she doesn’t really have the hourglass figure I love, her hair is cute in an athletic/beachy way but inappropriately styled for this event, but her face is really piggy-looking to me. Honestly, she just has a Miss Piggy face in my opinion. Even my boyfriend doesn’t think she’s attractive, and we have a lot of differing opinions on who’s attractive in the celebrity world.
Kerry Washington on the other hand, is GORGEOUS. She looks impeccable in these pictures. Love her dress.
I think it needs to be shorter, tighter and neon
Either that or she should just wear a huge “please look at me” sign – which is esentially all this dress is.
brooklyn’s haircut makes her face look like mixture of reese withersppon & elin nordegren
the red dress looks like angelina black leather dress but without pockets
I feel bad for these girls who are pretty, but tan way too much and really quickly “pay” with premature aging for their days in the sun, and then they go for botox too young and that ruins their faces.
She is the perfect example of “butter face”…..great body…face…ehhh not so much…
Brooklyn decker = Blake Lively- Vogue/Chanel Hype
Love Decker’s dress, except that it is 3″ too short…the heels are gorgeous!
Yeah, not digging the hair. But I actually think she looks pretty hot here. I really like her leather dress. She fills it out and her figure is great (who are we kidding? Her figure is awesome!).
man Kerry Washington is effing stunning…
Hey, if you gonna post pics from the event, cover Jonah Hill’s weight loss to. I wonder how much he lost in all. Literally, he half the man he used to be!
That red leather dress looks totally 1998.
Her hair would be ok if it was brushed and looked a little neater – not impressed with the red dress.
Brooklyn is a pretty girl, but not breathtaking – long hair or short. I do admire her for cutting her hair off since it’s the exact opposite of every other swimsuit model’s hair out there. A woman doesn’t need long hair to be attractive/sexy.
I don’t get the Decker hype. She’s not pretty and her body isn’t even that great.
Brooklyn looks like a bull dog with that smashed in face/nose. Not a pretty girl.
Wearing this dress is trying way to hard – look at me Im a bikini model arent i hot?! no you really arent.
Okay, I think Decker’s dress is meh….red is nice but it just doesn’t say much to me….the hair, not so bad, but then people want to change their styles once in a while. The shoes…horrible, why these? There are sooooo many others to choose from…strange choice. Kerry Washington looks very classy and well put together.
The outfits look fantastic on both of them.
I don not see what the big fuss is over Brooklyn. She’s weird looking!
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