Kelly Brook’s hourglass figure in a bikini: gorgeous, aspirational or not your type?


Normally, we’re not the kind of site to just run photos of chicks in bikinis just because it turns us on. We’re mostly heterosexual women around here, although there are some women we would definitely consider. I tend to go for busty, brunette ladies with attitude, so that’s why I want to like Kelly Brook. She’s busty, brunette and… okay, she doesn’t have that much attitude, from what I can see. She seems like a sweet girl, though, and these bikini photos of Kelly on holiday in Ischia, Italy are turning me on.

How amazing is her figure? This is, like, a perfect hourglass figure. Toned but not gristly, soft not hard, amazing hips and dear God her breasts. They’ve gotten bigger! I know why too, but it’s a sad story. In May, she suffered a miscarriage when she five months pregnant. Her boyfriend, Thom Evans, was the father, and as far as I know, they’re still together. I mean… I can’t imagine he would want to let this go. Ever.

Anyway, ever since then, I’ve had sympathy for Kelly, and judging from these photos, I now know why all of those dudes have been all over her for so long. Her body is even more insane than before. She’s up there with Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara for “Racks That I’d Love To Motorboat”. I’ll tell you something else, too: I would much rather have her figure than someone like Duchess Kate’s.





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  1. mrsezc says:

    Damn that’s where all the good Karma genes went!!! She’s hot!!! I’d switch teams for a girl like that!! (just saying).

  2. spinner says:

    DANG!! The Titty Fairie has payed her repeat visits.


  3. Laura says:

    Damn! That’s all I have to say about that.

  4. Stubbylove says:

    Bloody Hell that’s one sexy bitch – luv the curves! Sad news about her miscarriage.

  5. embertine says:

    I… just… wow. WANT?

  6. Maritza says:

    Great body and boobs!

  7. aenflex says:

    i think she looks better from the back 🙂

  8. KJ says:

    This is the thing that gets me about women and how they view their “ideal” body. Most men I know personally and most, if not all, the blogs I read run by men WORSHIP Kelly Brook. To them, she’s like what God’s girlfriend would loon like if he had one. Yet here you’ve got most women starving and dieting away their curves. For whatever reason, the female ideal body according to women seems to be more like Kate/Pippa Middleton, while the female ideal body for men is Kelly Brook. And the kind of woman who limits her eating dangerously and exercises WAY too much is usually doing it to be more attractive to men. I can guarantee most men like Kelly Brooks softness over Kate’s bag of bones as Pippa’s tiny ass.

    I think she’s gorgeous. Her curves fit her frame beautifully. She’s got a great face and greater funbags, and she definitely seems like a sweet girl. God save the queen of the hourglass!

  9. Anna says:

    No idea who she is but she’s definitely yummy looking. I would love to get in there (I’m bi, so it’s a party for me :D)! Plus, I love the turquoise with her brown hair. Two thumbs up!

  10. Heatheradair says:

    Wow. yeah…..Wow.

    Was talking with some girlfriends about the fact that we’re all super-hard on ourselves because we feel like we SHOULD look like Duchess Kate – skinny-hipped with tiny thighs and lots of ribcage.

    Then it occurred to us that if we were men, we would totally go crazy for girls that were soft, with FEMININE HIPS for god’s sake, and a great, more-than-a-handful rack….just like Kelly Brook. Would be hard to get hard for a LeeAnn Rimes or whatever, but if we had a Kelly Brook to undress….that’d do it for us.

    And at that point, I stopped hating my hips. Like, she looks like a woman is supposed to look…..

    (for some reason I totally can’t keep myself from these big multi-paragraph tirades….ugh).

  11. Obvious says:

    The onyl problem with her figure (i hate it too, although i’m nowhere near has hot or toned) is finding clothes that fit the boobs and the ass and don’t make you look dowdy or frumpy without paying a ton of money and a stylist. it sucks. big time.

  12. yeah right says:

    great body i am a woman and i am not afraid to say this woman is sexy… would love curves like that…..

  13. David says:

    I would attack that rack

  14. lorna says:

    She has the perfect bod, I swear. I don’t believe in “aspirational” body types though, cause either you’re born with a type or you’re not. And I think women need to look at what their mama gave them, and work with that instead of trying to be a bodytype they just aren’t. Like curvy women should celebrate their curves, skinny women should celebrate their skinny swagger, etc. It’s all gravy.

  15. Jackson says:

    Wow, she does have a lot going on up top. Nice hourglass figure although I prefer a little more toned and athletic. Beautiful though, and I love that bikini. However, I still have no clue who she is.

  16. Praise St. Angie! says:

    holy SMOKES, she has got a banging body!

    very sad about her miscarriage. hope she and her man can try again.

  17. MJ says:

    I don’t know who this lady is, but she has my dream body. Picture that figure, only 5’1″ tall and covered in a 2″ layer of cellulite and you have me. Yeah right!

    I want to know where she found a bikini top to keep her girls in check. I’ve been trying on swimsuits every lunch hour this week and haven’t had any luck finding something large and supportive enough to rein in the funbags. Although, the halters aren’t great… too much weight on the neck.

    /end rant

  18. Justalark says:

    Contrary to what Hollywood and plastic surgeons seem to think, there is not, nor has there ever been, a single, fixed definition of what makes a woman attractive or appealing.

    Kelly, for example, is beautiful in a lush, feminine, fertility goddess kind of way that many or us envy and appreciate.

    Having acknowledge her fabulous ultra-female, body, though, I have to say that I also find fit, athletic women’s bodies beautiful, too, as well as those of women who are “handsome,” “delicate/dainty,” and “exotic”…

    As intelligent, twenty-first-century females, we have to love and treasure the variety that Mother Nature provides and stop trying to fit ourselves into some cookie-cutter definition of beauty! 🙂

  19. madpoe says:

    At first i was like WHOA but then I’m like its really really great to see HEALTHY women when there’s so many lollipop heads floating around in La La Land.

  20. embertine says:

    lorna: WORD.

  21. Erin says:

    This is my body type (though smaller boobs) and I have to admit that I was one of those women who were dieting their curves away once. I have since come to accept the cellulite on my butt and such and it’s women like this in the public eye that help that – thanks!

  22. brin says:

    She’s British and she used to go out with Billy Zane, that’s about all I know about her but she does have an amazing figure!

  23. mary jones says:

    I would rather be tall and thin rather than that, I think clothes look better on someone tall and thin. Curvy women can end up looking fat and dumpy if they don’t dress for their figure. Im not tall and thin but its the body I wish I had as opposed to this womans.

  24. laylajane says:

    That Bitch has my dream body!!!! POLICE, stop her!!! That woman’s a thief!!!

  25. Blue says:

    Wow. I love her body. I definitely consider it perfection. Some may not like it or find it attractive I do. I would kill for it, but alas I am a blob. Working on it, but still a blob 🙁

  26. Truthful says:

    I don’t know who she is but her body is nice.

  27. inthekitchen says:

    Wow – pretty amazing bod. Hubba hubba.

  28. Canadian82 says:

    As a female appreciative of other females beauty, I generally tend to look at women who are a little more petite/thin, ie Mila Kunis, Miranda Kerr, or Emma Stone type. Where obviously they aren’t anorexic but they are still thinner in frame than most. But not sickly thin or extreme like the Kate Middleton, Posh Spice, or Kate Moss’ of the world.

    In terms of the curvier more busty women: I will never understand why everyone thinks Christina Hendricks is a goddess. She just doesn’t do it for me I guess. She has a little too much meat and hips going on (not saying anything is wrong with it just not my thing) and her face is only so-so. Same goes for Kim Kardashian (though that is her personality as well).

    However, in terms of curvy women I make an exception for Kelly Brook, as she is definitely on the top of my list. She looks all around amazing: pretty face/hot body/healthy/happy, can’t argue with men there. As men around me have said she is the picture of “fertility” if there was one.

  29. Malia says:

    I think women take other women’s bodies too personally, I think we judge our own appearances too harshly, and in turn judge other women’s bodies harshly too.

    I think we should celebrate Kelly’s body, celebrate naturally skinny stars bodies(which often get criticized for not being a “real womanly shape”), and every other body type in betweeen. And at the same time, not make another woman’s body a reason to judge our own and take it personally.

    There’s no need to pit body types against one another, it’s just as unhealthy for a skinny woman to aspire to Kelly’s shape(which would require plastic surgery) as it is for a bigger woman to aspire to a skinnier celebrity’s body shape.

  30. Cherry says:

    Not to be a bitch about it or anything, but…
    Aren’t we replacing one unobtainable ideal of beauty by another now? Sure, this lady (no idea who she is, but I guess that’s not the point) looks great. Fantastic actually. I would LOVE to look like that. But very few women are lucky enough to be able to have such hips and boobs and such a tiny little waist at the same time. Such an exagerated hourglass figure is a shape hardly found in nature, I’m afraid. I don’t really buy the miscarriage story, those boobs are insanely huge for such a petite woman. I think she has implants. It takes a considerable amount of body fat to have such boobs, and most girls who have that tend to have some fat on their bellies, too.
    Unfortunately, we don’t get to choose whether we want to fit in category 1. hourglass or 2. twig. 99% of women fit into neither, and should just get the most out of what they have instead of whining about bikini models and how they’ll never look like that.

  31. Ruth says:

    God- “Kelly heres the bad news- youre going to be sweet but thick as a yard of lard. Heres the good news- it aint gonna matter one tiny little bit”

  32. peacelovekitty says:

    Does anyone know who makes that bikini? It looks like lSpace but I didn’t see it on their website. I love the fit! She is beautiful!!

  33. Ruth says:

    Cherry- she definitely miscarried- shes big over here and there was a lot of news about it. She made her money by those being huge and real -shes been a staple of page 3 etc for YEARS here.
    And yeah her figure is for most women totally unobtainable. nevermind- most guys know that they arent going to be dating that either.

  34. Sam says:

    I don’t know what kind of crack we all have been smoking to accept the underweight, malnourished, heroin look for so many years. Long Live the Hour-Glass Figure.

  35. lola says:

    Her boobs look pretty natural to me when I saw them in that 3-d movie last year. i think she’s just a freak of nature like Sofia Vegara that way. But no, most women can’t attain bods like that. Great to look at though!

  36. MJ says:

    Cherry: I agree with most of what you said, except for the part about small-waisted women not having the body fat to supply an ample bosom. Throughout my teens and most of my 20s, I had a 26″ waist and flat stomach, but also 40″ hips and 30H boobs (and of course, I always referred to myself as “chunky” at the time… what an idiot!). It happens, and I have several friends who are the same way.

  37. Danziger says:

    Truth? I don’t like it. It’s okay to have such a body, but I wouldn’t want to have one. I prefer slender, dainty figures, toned but not too muscular. Besides I imagine having boobs that are bigger than your head must be hard for your back. Actually, what ever, as long as the owner of the body is healthy, slender or curvy. Most of us ain’t neither.

    Lets not replace one beauty ideal with another. Celebrate your own body along with its flaws instead.

  38. mew says:

    WOW at her boobs! Did they stay that full even after her most unfortunate miscarriage/still death? Because they are fuller and bigger than normal. She looks really good in that figure, she really has that.

  39. Amy says:

    Aw, I hadn’t heard that she’d suffered a miscarriage. I love her, and I’ve always loved her. That is definitely the type of figure I aspire to. Probably won’t ever happen, but she’s my ideal.

  40. Mia says:

    She is absolutely gorgeous. I would love to have her figure.

  41. KJ says:

    Yea, those are her boobs. She’s been a famous figure for a while so if she did have them done (although they have too much of a natural sag, position and shape to be fake unless she got the best doctor EVER) it would’ve been a while ago.

    And while I understand that this is equally hard to achieve as being stick thin with no curves, my point was at least this aspirational body type makes some sense. Men like this. I don’t understand where we got off thinking it was all about bones and ribcages.

  42. Jeannified says:

    Wow!!! Amazing!!!

  43. ZenB!tch says:

    Who is she? I’ve never heard of her. Her boobs are bigger than Sofia Vergara’s. She’s up there with Christina Hendricks. They almost look painful. Am I the only one who didn’t automatically think “chafing”? Maybe because I’m a D (aka HALF the girl she is).

    I would love to see that body but more toned. She’s thin (look at the back view) but a little flabby around the limbs.

    @mary jones – it’s the same thing with jocks. Some of the more muscular ones look horribly fat in clothes. So not hot but they look great in swim trunks.

  44. really says:

    Kaiser, I second that: “I would much rather have her figure than someone like Duchess Kate’s.”……

    She has a lovely womans body! HEALTHY.

    The disgusting days of looking like a kate moss cokehead are over!

    Apart of being a woman is being blessed with such a lovely figure (as Kelly has), not that insanity 90s little boy gross look.

  45. dannyexplosion says:

    into it!

  46. Ana says:

    Damn, smocking HOT!

    Well, this is not some impossible look. Low two sizes on her boobs and increase two on her butt and you get 99% of brazilian girls. For real. 🙂

    Hourglass rocks! American chicks are over-obssessed about skinny-figure actresses bodies. It sads me a little because it´s not natural on women and it is such an unfair presssure on you guys. We have curves, you know. We should otherwise, no space for babies!

  47. ElleGin says:

    Curvy or thin, either can look good. How awesome is Swinton?

  48. mk says:

    WOWZERS!! She is a goddess!

  49. Quest says:

    It is nice to see a more natural, curvy beauty than what we have recently been exposed to (aka Janice Dickson, LL) …she looks amazingly hot

  50. hay says:

    Yikes, I would never want boobs that big.

  51. Sarah says:

    Hm, I don’t think that most women would look like this if they would stop exercicing and dieting. It’s a figure you were born with, at the end it’s harder than being skinny.

  52. Isa says:

    I prefer her body than Christina Hendricks or Kim Kardashian.

    But I’m not sure I’d want boobs that big. I know I always bitch about being flat chested but you all have me scared of larger than a B or C cup! From unwanted attention, to finding bras and clothing for them. But I do feel like I could sink into her.

    She has a beautiful face.

    That is so sad about her baby!

  53. ladybert62 says:

    Wayyy tooooo top heavy!

  54. Tiffany says:

    Hey, I am just happy that girls like me aren’t being called gross, fat, etc.
    Like Cherry, this is me with bigger boobs. OK by me, those look painful to run or ride a horse with. Too bad my ass isn’t quite as smooth as hers, but I’m 40 with 2 kids, so be it.
    She looks great!

  55. gab says:

    @really #45 – totally agree with you. I am tired of seeing women who have little boy’s bodies! And if Katie Waity expects to get pregnant, she had better start to eat healthy. It just doesn’t happen when you’re toooo thin! Which is another indicator that being too thin is not healthy.

    I think Kelly looks healthy and womanly and I am glad not to be looking at a too thin, gristly boys body like gwennie or madonna. Women who lose all body fat and then purchase the bolt on boobs have zero appeal.

  56. LMS says:

    She’s gorgeous. Looks like a 1960s swimsuit model. Sad about the miscarriage though.

  57. Leticia says:

    Kelly and Sophia have amazing figures. But I am in the minority report on Christina Hendrick’s figure.

  58. Dizzybenny says:

    eeerrrhff……wh…what was the question again?

  59. Devon says:

    I’d take Kelly Brook over Duchess Catherine any day. No one wants to have sex with someone and risk getting stabbed with sharp as nails bones…or at least that’s what my husband says. This is what women should strive for: a healthy, curvy figure rather than no hips, no boobs and starvation. It’s obvious that she takes care of herself but isn’t starving herself like loads of other celebs. Seeing a woman look like that makes me feel loads better about myself. I’m no where near looking that great in a bikini but it shows that you don’t need to be stick thin to be sexy and that the curves I do have are hot!

  60. UKHels says:

    gorgeous (and all natural too)

  61. Benny says:

    She looks good to me. I prefer women who look like women, not 12-year old boys. (I know SOME men prefer women whose bodies resemble 12-year old boys, but I’m just not one of them).

  62. Dani says:

    I think there is beauty in all different body types and yes as women we are too hard on each other.

    This lady looks great and kudos to her. Sorry to hear about her miscarriage.

  63. Melissa says:

    She is amazing looking. Always been a bit of a girl crush of mine. :-)But yes, I agree, it is such a pain in the a*% to find clothes to fit big boobs.

  64. KsGirl says:

    [quote]Nice hourglass figure although I prefer a little more toned and athletic.[/quote]

    Ha, this is funny. I have that naturally very curvy frame, too, and let me tell you, I bet she works out a LOT to look like that. This figure type is very prone to softness and although I go to the gym, there is no way, barring actual starvation and turning the gym into a 5+ hours a day thing, that I would ever have legs like Duchess Kate. If one has this body type and is not inclined to spend hours and hours every single day working out, this is as toned as it gets. 🙂

    I’ve always envied smaller busted women, women who can wear skimpy little camisoles without a bra and not look like slovenly streetwalkers. That said, I do appreciate my figure a lot more than I used to, and actively try to embrace the curves. I’d like a couple more kids but would definitely consider a breast reduction after that, because big boobs are a pain in the ass – running just doesn’t happen and finding clothes that fit is hard.

    Kelly’s are real, btw. There are some topless shots of her out there from when she was with Billy Zane and they are 100% real, they do what real, large breasts do when untethered. 😀

  65. almond says:

    I showed mr. almond the pictures and said that I would definitely switch teams for her, at least for one night and he said “meh, her hips are too high”. He wasn’t all that impressed with her breasts either. But to me, she looks ripe. Healthy, slightly toned, curvy. She looks like a busty wench.

  66. lola says:

    why is it that to compliment Kelly’s body(which is INSANE, color me envious), people have to down uncurvy bodies in the process? Saying a woman like kate hudson or kristen stewart have boyish, unsexy bodies is the flip side of the same coin where people call christina hendricks fat and sloppy.

    I just don’t understand the polarizing thinking with body types, when body types are beyond most people’s control.

  67. Maddox says:

    Her body is ridiculous! This type of figure makes both men and women drop their jaw on the sidewalk. It’s Helen of Troy booty 🙂

  68. Melissa says:

    KsGirl: Try wearing two sports bra’s while running, it helps. I was tall (5’8) and waify growing up and I always hated it (no bum at all). Then I had two kids and my hips shifted and I actually got boobs and a shape. But of course, I also have to work out to keep in shape now. I really admire curvy women, but also love bodies like Gwyneth Paltrows, Kate Hudsons, etc. We should appreciate all types of shapes out there. And be supportive of each other!

  69. Cristina says:

    Sweet. Mother. Of. God! Yummmmmmm

  70. trolleydolly says:

    I have a figure like hers. (Really!) It’s taken me years to come to terms with it, it’s not fashionable or typical. The Kate Moss figure type dominates as the most desirable (I think)and when you have big boobs, a tiny waist and a big bum
    it’s not the easiest to buy the right clothes, they never fit properly and it costs a fortune to alter them. Men stare at my boobs all the time, leer and sometimes make dreadfully sexist comments. It may be stereotypically “feminine” but it’s not always the easiest to be voluptuous. It’s attention getting but not always in a positive way, people can assume I am slutty because I have big knockers, or stupid because I look “excessively” feminine! Neither are remotely true.

    I have a 30H bust (completely natural)and wear a US size 4/6 on the waist. Try finding clothes to fit that!

  71. sara says:

    Too many curves, I prefer slim toned bodies with small boobs and booty.

  72. the original bellaluna says:

    She is freakin’ gorgeous! I got my knockers in the 4th grade. They just kept on a-growin’ until I had was 38, 26, 36. (I looked like her, before I had my kids.)

    I am so sad to hear about so many pregnancies ending so far into the pregnancy. I lost my first baby when I was 5 months pregnant, too. It’s awful. What is going on? It’s bringing to mind Children of Men.

  73. Mairead says:

    Aww I like Kelly, she’s no rocket scientist, but she’s pretty well liked over here, because she’s seen as a genuinely sweet girl. She wasn’t a great presenter, but I used to like her on The Big Breakfast morning show way back in the 90s, as she was so likable.

    On clothing, she has always favoured 50s vintage style clothing to deal with that teeeeny waist.

  74. BabyCakes says:

    Too many curves? Maybe on Monique, but she is gorgeous. I think people should just be who they are eat as little or as much as they like. We as a society should just accept people for who they are. Curvy, fat, pin thin… we are all people. That being said.. she is gorgeous and now my top girl crush!

  75. Amanda G says:

    No clue who this chick is, but I’m glad she’s getting praised for her figure. High fivex to us thicker/hourglass girls!

    @KJ – I think you’re giving men too much credit LOL They just love a woman with a good rack.

  76. The Bobster says:


  77. laura says:

    Damn… (shutters and puts away the bag of chips)

  78. I Choose Me says:

    It’s been said and said again but beautiful girl, fabulous body with curves in all the right places. Now that’s how you wear a bikini. It’s a great colour for her and it fits really well too. Sad to hear about her miscarriage and here’s hoping she has better luck in future.

  79. the original bellaluna says:

    @ AmandaG – *high fives back*

    @ Bobster – No. Just. No. Thank you for contributing to the insecurities of healthy women every where. Mission accomplished.

  80. Elizabeth says:

    Love the look. She is a goddess for sure.
    I would think she would want a bikini top with more support (like the wide band around the bikini bottom) but I figure that is up to her. I just want her to be comfortable on the beach 🙂 We all deserve that!

  81. Leigh says:

    What a stunner!
    Dream body right there…

  82. Danny says:

    Love all the comments!

    Now if we could get some of you to post pictures of yourselves …

  83. fallen says:

    Man she is hot!! I kinda have a body like her but my hips are slightly bigger and the tummy not as flat.

  84. Jane says:

    I have an hour glass body. 🙂 The only things I complain about is that many men only see sex in me, and no, I am not a sl*t either. I dont blame them, because even looking at my own naked body turns me on. :p Also, curvier girls gain weight easier.

    Well, just like us curvy girls, we can’t help the way we look. Even if I am at my my most healthy weight, I will still have boobs and a butt. Whereas if Kate Middleton would gain weight, she probably still wouldn’t have neither. Again, it’s not her fault if she’s not as curvy as some would

    I remember reading about Keira Knightley and how she would much rather have a body like Kate Winslet, whereas I would love a face like Keira’s. We’re just never happy.

    Also, I always thought Kelly’s hips looked too maternal like she’s had a few kids, I lover her thick hair though.

  85. jayem says:

    I love this body type. I think it’s so feminine. If I could pick a body, I’d take hers (or Halle Berry’s) over anyone petite, skinny, too muscley, no waist and flat-chested. I much prefer the Raphaelite look, like the old movie stars. I can’t stand Kim Kardashian, but dresses look so good one her with the boobs and booty and little waist. Okay, maybe not THAT much booty.

    I’m 5’8″ and curvy and I would pick that any day over 5’2″ and rail thin. No offense to anyone who has a body type like that naturally, but I prefer feeling like I own some space in the world. If I were that teeny, I would be scared for my ability to defend myself.

  86. sandy#1 says:

    perfection, and I’m straight, she looks great from top to bottom, i 100% agree with the entire write up. brunette, hour glass, body weight and all. if only…

  87. Cherry says:

    @82. Sloane Wyatt: Couldn’t help but click… but that looks like a totally different woman! WTF? Her T&A are about half the size of the above bikini pics! Apparently, you can have a bod that almost everyone in this thread agrees upon is perfect, and still don’t want to look like yourself…

  88. mzjask says:

    #67 @Lola, i am 1000% with you on this one!!
    she is so pretty, but i think the duchess is pretty too. some women cant help their thinness the way kelly cant help being thicker. doesnt mean she’s more desirable because of it. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i think as long as you take care of yourself and watch what you put into your body, you should be happy with what God gave you.
    we’re women. we create life. men worship the ground we walk on solely based on that and i think its mainly the women that are making each other insecure. its not a competition hunnies, happiness comes from within 🙂

  89. guesty says:

    she’s gorgeous.

  90. Darlene says:

    Love her, love her body, would kill someone to look like that personally.

  91. Lauren says:

    She is gorgeous. Wow. She is so much more attractive than Goopy. A real woman with a healthy body and hair. I looked like KB, I would never get any sleep. Goopy..lonely with an invisible husband.

  92. Kloops says:

    No idea who she is, but her body is amazing. Definitely better than Gristly Gwyneth, but not quite as amazing as Sophia Vergara.

  93. bre says:

    cute!! me and her have the same figure, except i don’t have quite the rack she does!!

  94. Kim says:

    No idea who she is but her body is amazing!!! She looks way better than Megan Fox or LeAnne Rhimes or any of those anorexic looking twigs. Guys DO NOT LIKE anorexic looking girls. Ask any man and he’ll tell you guys prefer some curves.

  95. ELA says:

    love her – she always looks amazing. I always wanted her to get back with jason statham…such a good looking couple they were!

  96. dleen says:

    her boobs are a little too much

  97. Lene says:

    I would love to have her body it’s fucking amazing.

  98. kim says:

    bad fitting suit

    those bottoms are gross and really unflattering.

    funny thing is you know that ugly ass, bad fitted suit is expensive!

  99. Becky says:

    I think she looks great-I can definitely see why men love her!

    However, as someone who’s body type is more along the lines of Gwyneth Paltrow or Jennifer Garner, I would never be able to obtain Kelly Brook’s look (even if I had boob and butt implants). I’m a small busted, straight up and down kind of girl. I’m a healthy weight (5’6″ and 125 lbs) and in decent shape but any time I gain weight it migrates primarily to my gut. I would love to have a little more going on in the boobs and the butt department but that’s just not me-I’m a small B cup with no waist, small hips and somewhat flat rear end. We all come in different shapes and sizes and while curves are lovely it’s okay to be more boyishly shaped, too. It irritates me when people get into the whole “real women have curves” thing because guess what, I consider myself a real woman and I’m not curvy.

  100. theaPie says:

    Only 8% of women naturally have an hour-glass figure.

  101. LaCanadienne says:

    She is luscious !!! Wow!!!

  102. Hmmm says:

    @MJ- Check out Freya and Fantasie swimwear.

    Good luck!

  103. Lauren says:

    Beautiful and womanly. Starving chicks with bolted on boobs are repulsive. Real men dont want to cuddle with boyish, hungry mice. Who is the most famous women of all time? Marilyn Monroe..curves.

  104. Dea says:

    She and Diane Lane are my girl crushes. Kelly is absolutely beautiful.

  105. the original bellaluna says:

    @ theaPie – *tentatively raises hand* Count me among that 8%. *ducks*

  106. Lee says:

    Thank God…a real woman who is not sticking her finger down her throat trying to be that sick, unobtainable size 0. You go girl….

  107. april says:

    She looks great, but to me she’s not enviable. Too top heavy.

  108. Jag says:

    “Only 8% of women naturally have an hour-glass figure.”


    And also, a lot of women who THINK they have an hourglass shape but don’t fit the type are pear shaped women.

    We should accept all different body types and not just exchange one unobtainable or unrealistic ideal for another.

  109. kayls says:

    oh my god. the day surgeons can make a pair of fake boobs that look like that, i’m signing up!

  110. Tomas says:

    Sloane Wyatt – the pics you posted of her are about 25 pounds ago.

    I prefer a more toned figure but I think she looks great for someone who was recently pregnant. I don’t get the fascination with huge boobs, anyone who has a naturally large chest knows they are heavy, saggy and a pain in the ass.

  111. Melancholy says:

    Awesome body! That’s what I looked like when I was younger, before I got all kinds of chubby. 🙂 I definitely prefer that shape, rather than the boney, muscley type of woman.

  112. 9 out 10 experts recommend says:

    I have always loved Kellys body. I wish I had her figure. I am naturally curvy, even when I was at my thinest I still had curves. It drove my crazy and I wished I had an athletic body. Now after 3 kids it’s all gone. Now I am just flab. Not here to moan it’s my own fault. I am just pointing out no matter where you are in life it’s hard to love yourself. The world tells us we are not enough.
    Sorry about the loss of her baby. I hope she being comforted and surrounded by loved ones.

  113. Hazel says:

    I would LOVELOVELOVE to have that body, but honestly, I wouldn’t know what to know with it. All my clothes will be ill-fitting and I’ll walk around feeling awkward ALL the time because I’m so used to being flat and generally non-curvy. But these are imaginary problems, hey…

  114. Nudgie says:

    The BEST thing about Kelly is that she LOVES the way she looks!!! She’s not trying to starve or cut into her body to make it look like someone ELSE wants it to.

    Truly one of the sexiest women around – even IN her clothes! LOVE her!!!

  115. SmallBi says:

    Oh what I would do to her. *takes a seat*

  116. theaPie says:

    @ the original bellaluna: *smack*

  117. the original bellaluna says:

    @ theaPie – 😀

  118. kathug says:

    perfect, perfect, perfect!

  119. DiLyn says:

    Why didn’t anyone comment that she used to date Jason Statham??? Great body, i’d motorboat her too – as a friend. Lolx.

  120. Franny says:

    is anyone else rolling their eyes at the commenters here going “i LOOK LIKE HER!”

    good good, all of us commenters on the internet are super impressed now, and sups jealous.

  121. mimi says:

    My husband and his friends would pass out if this woman walked in front of them. She’s a goddess! Too bad Hollywood idolizes stick figures.

  122. miapatagonia says:

    I’m a stick figure in comparison to Brook’s body type, but does that make me less of a “goddess”? I have small breasts but they go with my boyish thighs, long legs, arms, and neck. I wouldn’t change a thing.

  123. Mouse says:

    Kelly reminds me of Penelope Cruz a little bit. They both have healthy, naturally voluptuous figures and don’t look plastic or fake.

  124. kibbles says:

    Yes! This is the body I aspire to. I have a curvy figure and love it but I want to be more toned which is why I’m working out three times per week at the gym (and eating smaller portions but not cutting out entire food groups – take notes Duchess Kate)! I would so much rather have Kelly’s, Christina’s, or Sofia’s body over Duchess Kate’s or Gwyneth Paltrow’s.

  125. Love it!

    Makes me want to strap on a bikini and play at the beach!

  126. alecia moore says:

    id change teams for that just sayin tho

  127. Anonymei says:

    Helen of Troy probably looked like her. I can imagine this body launching 1000 ships. She made my pants dance and I am a hetero woman. Hubba hubba, you go girl.

  128. hatsumomo says:

    Yeah, I roll my eyes when I read the ton of comments of women claiming to look JUST LIKE HER!!!!! when in most cases, its just not true.

  129. Melancholy says:

    heheh Some people here including me have said they USED to have that sort of full figure, once upon a time. That’s about it.
    You’re funny. And jealous of the past bodies of strangers, which is sort of demented.

  130. Melancholy says:

    Besides, if a person here does look just like her, should they lie and say they don’t, just so that you don’t feel threatened? Can’t they actually say whatever they want?

  131. Franny says:

    Melancholy, Seeing that I’m 23 and actually still in my current body and not lamenting about what I used to look like, I can point out how lame some people sound. I dont feel threatened by random, former hot bodied women on a gossip site since I probably have a body closer to hers than others. I just dont have to comment and say that on the post talking about how hot some other women is, so I can feel hot by association.

  132. Ana says:

    Lots of girls celebrating a natural looking body and suddenly bitterness. Really?

    It´s good that you have somebody at the mainstream to relate with. And yes, any size is great, I guess the point here is that our beautiful hollywood examples (and now a british duchess?) are taking half of a cold water a day for a meal and make it looks like it´s perfectly fine. Well, it is not.

    And by the way, you can workout as much as Madonna-freak as you wish and still don´t achieve that structure because it´s genetics talking. But again, either you like big boobs or not (I´m not very into it), can we just be happy to see somebody who actually looks REAL and hot?

    Thank you!

  133. Susan says:

    My biggest girl crush is BY FAR Monica Bellucci!!! OMG she is a goddess…

  134. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @cherry and @tomas: Granted, Kelly weighed considerably less in the topless link I posted.

    She has the extra weight sadly due to her recent miscarriage.

    Kelly makes her living as a ‘real’ pinup model, and I guarantee ladies will love her most recent topless tweet.

  135. Melissa says:

    @ Franny: You JUST commented that you have a body closest to hers than probably anyone else on this site *rolling eyes. Some women on here probably do have a body close to hers, so what? I know a few women with hour glass figures and nope, that is not code for being fat.

  136. Melissa says:

    I’m in between this shape and an athletic shape, so why I do I care. I just think we should celebrate all shapes and sizes and it’s annoying to see some of the snarky comments on here.

    @ Danny: LOL, I’m sure our men wouldn’t appreciate us posting pics of ourselves. I know my 6’2, burly man wouldn’t. 🙂

  137. Franny says:

    Melissa. The only reason I even mentioned my own shape is to say that I’m not a 400 lb blob. Like I said, I have no reason to tell you what my measurements are, other than to day I’m not jealous of random women if the internet.

  138. TL says:

    well not need for a flotation device here. shes looks fine.

  139. Camille says:

    She looks great. 🙂

  140. MissVJJ says:

    Petite girls can have a huge rack and they not be fake!!! Before I had a breast reduction I was 4’11” 34F, size 5 in juniors petite girl. My breasts were massive for my tiny frame. Not being able to wear practically anything was extremely depressing to me. Hence the surgery.

  141. bre says:

    @ franny – if there’s no jealousy involved, then why comment on it? there’s something talking there, and if not jealousy, then what is it?

  142. sapphire says:

    Who’s this Franny chick who is obviously a guy?

  143. nessa says:

    LOL at any woman on this page that says she doesn’t have the IDEAL body..and 1/2 these chicks on here say her boobs are too outrageously big LOLOL…stop atarving yourself ladies, it isn’t cute….she is the epitome of a feminine woman….busty, small waist amd nice curvy hips and thighs, stop hating cause you are hungry.

  144. Eli says:

    But like a typical White woman, she has absolutely no ass. That would be a deal breaker for me. You can buy a rack, but it is hard to buy an ass.

  145. SuperDave says:

    Fuck A Duck!