Paz de la Huerta’s premiere ensemble: total crazy-pants, or rather flattering?


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Last night was the NYC premiere of The Devil’s Double, a kind-of bio-pic about Uday Hussein, the psychopath son of Saddam Hussein, and Uday’s body double. Both roles are played by British actor Dominic Cooper, and there aren’t many other “name” celebrities in the film, so the red carpet became a mix of NYC D-listers and famewhores. AND Paz de la Huerta, wearing WAY too much makeup and one of the oddest pair of skin-tight pants I’ve ever seen. These are like pants from the costume department of Grease. And I don’t think they fit her either – is the top button supposed to look like that?

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But the best part is Paz’s booty. All of a sudden, she’s Kim Kardashian, right?

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Here’s Dominic Cooper. He might be a talented actor (I think he is, really), but his personality seems kind of sleazy and gross to me. He seems like a womanizer. And I’m pretty sure he’s boned Linnocent, which… is gross.

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COCO! Coco and Ice-T! COCO!!!

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  1. 9 out 10 experts recommend says:

    This bitch is crazy! Look at her eyes. You might even turn to salt or stone!

  2. brin says:

    Wow, that is a random group! Love Coco and Ice-T, though!

  3. kaligula says:

    i bet at least 50 stylists a day send Paz de la Huerta their resumes.

    all i can see is waist up because my computer is taking forever to load the full images…. but clearly, no, the top button is not ever supposed to look like that.

    ohhh, okay, now i see the full images. she’s inspring me to write a blog entry about how women who were not loved as children may never learn how to properly dress themselves as adults. (yes, it takes one to know one. i was not at all surprised to read what she said about the punching-in-the-stomach thing…)

  4. Leigh says:

    Whoever let Paz leave the house in those pants should be fired. Although, something tells me this woman never gets embarrassed.. I guess that’s what it must be like to have no shame? …

  5. Quest says:

    Sorry, ’bout that I thought this was our modern day Medusa since my eyeballs froze.

    Note to Paz: your pants should at least fit or zip up

  6. The Truth Fairy says:

    And CoCo has her own fashion line??? Wowza.

  7. really says:

    Paz de la Huerta is a nut!

  8. tapioca says:

    ♥ her! It’s like Ke$ha in a bikini or monkeys getting frisky in the zoo – you want to look away but you’re just transfixed. The over-the-shoulder smolder is especially fah-bulous

  9. antisara says:

    Oh brother! good morning fellow celebitchers!

    Paz: that’s where you should stay, in 80 cent budget films, that’s your “niche”. That button’s gonna pop someboddy’s eye off…

  10. Laura says:

    Hahaha, Coco looks downright demure!

  11. munchies says:

    lol!!!Paz should have attended comicon

  12. Liz says:

    Hm, I think Paz looks great in that little number! Wired out of her mind, but looks pretty good.

  13. bagladey says:

    Paz looks sloppy as usual (her pants aren’t even completely zipped up) and her ensemble is horrible.

  14. Calli Pygian says:

    Like the top. The bangs trauma & maquillage work,too (all things being relative, of course).

    Gag/vomit to the pants, which do not even fit ( but might, were it not for the false- asscheek skivvies).

    Fail.

  15. gobo says:

    Bit of column A, bit of column b.

  16. ViktoryGin says:

    It must be her ass cuz it ain’t her face.

    Yikes!

  17. WTF says:

    Wow you know you’re screwed when CoCo looks classier than you do …..

  18. NoFrank says:

    That picture of Dominic Cooper disturbed me right off and I couldn’t figure out why, and then I realized that it looks like the famous picture of Charles Starkweather right after he was arrested for killing all those people in Nebraska, right down to the petulance and the pompadour. Yikes.

  19. Kelly says:

    That is indeed a random bunch of people! Poor Dominic Cooper, I’ve read that he’s quite good in the movie too. He must be so embarrassed, that’s why he looks like a serial killer.

    Paz, Paz, Paz… Those pants are really something. Yes, the button is gapping because they’re just that tight – sends me right back to GREASE and roller-disco in 1978-79, when satin cameltoe was THE look to aspire to. However, if I were wearing pants that were that tight around the waist, I would be so incredibly uncomfortable that I wouldn’t be able to think of anything else.

  20. Ellie says:

    For some reason I really like Paz. She’s a little crazy and I think very talented. She def has a lot of potential. Style wise. I like that she’s her own person and she isn’t afraid to be herself.

  21. TL says:

    Who is this woman and why does she scare me so…. somebody hold me and rock me back and forth.

  22. inthekitchen says:

    She’s really, really (really!) gross.

    @TL: I know, I know, it’s okay…you’re going to be okay. Just look away, close your eyes and go to your happy place.

  23. Thea says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  24. LIVEALOT says:

    lol @ thea.

    i like PAZ’s outfit (hair, make-up included) but NOT the shoes.

    just sigh @ coco. she only looks good naked. sorry

  25. Vicky says:

    She looks awful! I can’t believe she is only 26.

  26. connie says:

    I’m officially a Paz convert. do i find her attractive? not particularly. Is her outfit horrendous? absolutely. But I am starting to embrace her hot mess & lack of shame attitude in all of it’s terribleness (obviously in the best sense of the word!)

  27. Laurie says:

    Paz is the only person I’ve seen that can make Coco look well dressed!!

  28. MJ says:

    You know, this is probably all relative, but I think Paz looks better here than in some other photos I’ve seen. If the pants were black and a size larger (big enough to zip them up!), I think she’s got the body to pull them off. And she’s got some makeup on other than greasy lipstick, which is a step up.

  29. Kim says:

    She will be the next one to od. She is such a messed up druggie/alcoholic.

    Those pants dont even begin to fit her – she cant even zip them up all the way.

  30. WYIJM says:

    I love Paz, but I’m disappointed she seems to have got a boob job.

  31. Sara says:

    Wow, with clothes on (not like that bikini she was in) Coco looks really cute.

  32. TL says:

    @ inthekitchen

    I can’t help it. I’m like a moth going towards the light. Throw me a rope why don’t you or spray with bug repellent. I don’t find her ugly per say because I’m not shallow like that, more so like Addams family freakish, keep her away from electrical outlets and scissors.

  33. Stubbylove says:

    I love this crazy b*tch – esp. the pic of her sticking her butt out and looking all sultry into the camera – priceless.

  34. d says:

    I actually love those trousers, totally wish I had the thighs to pull them off, and also I think this is the bes she has ever looked. Definitely a nutter though, that one.

  35. Ana Basis says:

    What is with Paz’z face? It’s so weird, like she scrubs it with sandpaper or something.

  36. Katya says:

    Paz de la Huerta is so much more than the rest of vapid hollywood. Go Paz. Your make up rocks, your outfits rock, you rock. Don’t listen to the sheep.

  37. S says:

    Those pants are mad, but her figure is awesome. Also, I want her hair.

  38. fxygm says:

    Big butt and big lips – her claim to fame!

  39. Gretchen says:

    Those trousers are just a camel-toe waiting to happen. Although i probably wouldn’t be so ideologically against them if they actually buttoned up properly at the top rather than leaving a flash of belly and tucked in shirt.