Ashley Greene’s child-sized romper: too short, or perfect for a summer day?

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…a perfect summer day of famewhoring, that is. To give Ashley Greene credit, it’s the middle of summer and she’s wearing a tiny little summer romper. You’d be surprised how many women don’t dress for the season – and chill out, Californians, I know you guys almost always have good weather and the “seasonal” fashion rules don’t apply to you. I’m just saying, I would point and laugh if I saw this romper on a woman in November, I don’t care what state you’re in.

So, given that it’s summer, should I just say “meh” on her? The thing is, these are photos of her out shopping in Beverly Hills. She’s, like, out on Rodeo Drive*, and she probably arranged this “candid” photo shoot (a lot of agencies managed to get these photos). So, this is how she shops. It just feels like it’s too short. It feels like a child-sized romper is a bad shopping outfit, especially when you’re shopping in Beverly Hills. But seriously, what do I know? When I first saw these pics, I thought she was completely nude from the waist down.

*I just saw that one of the bags she’s carrying is from Express. For real? That’s like calling the paparazzi on yourself as you shop at Old Navy.

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Ashley’s not the only one doing this child-sized romper thing. These pics of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are from yesterday too – Kourtney’s romper is so tiny and ill-fitting, Khloe had to go behind her and fix the back of it, where I’m sure Kourtney’s ass was hanging out.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Pyewacket says:

    Sorry, but in my opinion, no one, aside from a toddler, should ever wear a romper.

  2. Isa says:

    Such broad shoulders. The romper makes her look dumpy. Not a good look.

  3. Hautie says:

    Well since it is hot as hell… I see nothing wrong with it.

    It is not skin tight. The girl is tiny so I don’t see all kinds of scary skin hanging out from it. She isn’t flashing her business for everyone to see in it. Plus it is shorts. And she has on cute sandal’s.

    I even like the one on Kourtney. But she has on those ridiculous shoe’s, which are just dumb looking for a simple summer romper.

  4. jaisymaisy says:

    Whatever, I love Express.

  5. Firecracker says:

    “A perfect summer day of famewhoring”, LOL! That made my day, and I’m not having a good one…have to go to a funeral in a few minutes. Yuck, I hate those. Anywhoo, back to the pics…those shoes Kourtney is wearing are RIDICULOUSLY stupid!! I’d laugh so hard if she sprained her ankle wearing those.

  6. searching4grace says:

    Oh my. I think I wore those when I was 3. In 1983. Khloe looks really good but the other one? Ugh..and those shoes. Those are…awful. I’m not a shoe expert. I LIVE for flip flops. But those are awful.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    Rompers are a NO. Unless you’re 2 years old.

    And seriously, the paps on Rodeo Drive were probably snapping pix (just to prove there’s an idiot who would wear something like this on Rodeo Drive, because no one would believe it otherwise) and laughing.

  8. bc says:

    I agree with the first comment. I don’t care if you are the skinniest person on earth, rompers add 30 pounds and are extremely unflattering.

  9. madpoe says:

    Did someone say “Pajama Party?” woo-hoo! Greene’s outfit reminds me of Fruity Pebbles cereal for some reason. Special K’s shoes are redonkulous!

  10. jamminatorr says:

    I point and laugh at anyone who is wearing a romper. Probably one of the more unfortunate ‘fashions’ to come out in a long time.

  11. Melissa says:

    A romper is a terrible idea if you’re going clothes shopping – every time you want to try on a skirt or pair of pants, you have to take your whole outfit off! Not to mention it must be a major PITA to go to the bathroom when wearing one of those…

  12. Srijon says:

    Me too agree with the first comment and 8th you.

  13. poof says:

    I think Ashley looks great. Kourtney on the other hand,I’ll stop here. I said today I would be nice allllll day.

  14. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I love the prints, but I have finally come to appreciate “leaving something to the imagination”, great legs or no. Fail on both.

  15. ladybert62 says:

    What a silly outfit and those shoes on the Kardashian girl are ridiculous.

    Maybe I am just jealous because they have perfect bodies and I dont? ######thinking ######## – ah, no!

  16. Nancy says:

    She looks cute.

  17. seal team 6 says:

    She still carries the JoBros Taint, alas.

  18. bagladey says:

    “No” to rompers.

  19. Amy says:

    I think rompers can be cute, especially the ones with long pants/that go past the knee. I’ve tried them one before but only the short ones and I’ve never felt comfortable with them on. The fabric of the shorts part tends to be really loose and easily rides up whenever you bend down. So next time I’m out and about shopping and see one with long pants, I might try it on. But the short ones–no.

  20. lucy2 says:

    Not a good choice.

  21. zesty says:

    1. Rompers don’t appear to be a good look for anyone over the age of four.

    2. I thought those ridiculous shoes went out with the Spice Girls. It’s like the options are A) be short or B) look like a clown on stilts. And they’re choosing B.

  22. anne says:

    I don’t think it looks that bad – BUT I sewed my own rompers when I was 12 – that was in 1971. haha

  23. Liz says:

    Doesn’t really look that bad on Ashley, but of course it would take a Kardashian to de-class anything…

  24. Launicaangelina says:

    I love rompers and have a few. I’m 31. They are so comfy and perfect for the triple digit weather we have in Texas.

  25. T.C. says:

    Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are the two famewhores of the Twilight world. The always look ridiculous but continue to call the paps on themselves anyway. What are they going to do when Twilight is over for attention? I shudder to think.

  26. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Bringin’ back the ’80’s!

  27. original kate says:

    no one over the age of 6 should wear a romper, unless…actually, there is no exception to this.

    stop it.

  28. Goofpuff says:

    I hate rompers. Having to strip it all off when you go to the bathroom is annoying. Those shoes on kourtney are crazy!

  29. anniek says:

    I know it’s summer, but here in Los Angeles, it’s been sweater weather. Thus, the romper is ridiculous.

  30. theaPie says:

    It was actually rather cool today in Southern Cali. Ridiculous women.

  31. Danny says:

    Yowsa! Now THAT got my attention.

    Nothing like a pretty girl in rompers.

  32. LittleDeadGirl says:

    That’s the problem with being beautiful. She’s got a great body so she thinks she can pull anything off but the thing looks ridiculous. I know it’s a hot summer day but she’s going from air conditioned store to air conditioned car and even walking around she could have done the same with a nice mini skirt and a blouse. That outfit looks stupid.

  33. mannequin says:

    why, why, why? Why do people believe they are so special that they can carry off a style which no one else can?
    Rompers are stupid. Just the name should be some indication of their foolishness.

  34. Jen says:

    If you’re over 3 yrs old, rompers should be off-limits. As the saying goes, just ’cause they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.

  35. Kat says:

    Rompers are so inelegant. Much like the entire Kardashian clan, so it’s fitting. Or ill-fitting, in this case.

  36. Cassie says:

    Am I alone in hating both the floral trend AND these stupid rompers? I can’t help but feel as if the fashion industry has been taken over by geriatrics.

  37. LBeees says:

    Every romper has its camel toe. Invariably.

  38. skeptical says:

    I had a bunch of rompers back in elementary school.. when i had no choice.
    They were all cute and comfy enough while on, but every time I went to the bathroom in a public restroom I was terrified of someone peeking in and seeing me naked! I actually felt very vulnerable and uncomfy in public restrooms, but rompers kept getting put in my drawer (stupid parental units!) until i started getting monthly visits from Mother Nature.
    I certainly never buy them for myself! I think they’re only suitable for those in single-digit ages!

  39. Kosmos says:

    This look is perfectly acceptable for summer, so why bash her? She’s showing off her legs, which is probably her best asset, more than her upper body. But Kourtney’s shoes look a bit too overwhelming for her frock. She apparently wants to be much taller than she is.

  40. Sunny says:

    I would like to point out that it hasn’t been as warm in LA as it has been in most of the country. The high on Friday was in the 70’s. Not exactly romper weather.

  41. VeneficaDelirium says:

    It’s just ugly. I’ve seen nastier, trashier outfits while I’m at work (literally), but this is just really unattractive.

    As for this chick…who is she? I know she was in Twilight, but she seems like a famewhore and social climber. People make fun of Kristen Stewart, but I think this chick is worse.

  42. antisara says:

    I like Kourteny’s sporty look, from all the pics and too-short rompers i think Kourtney looks the best. She’s not showing too much, trying too much, she looks healthy and like she just came out of a great workout session…loving it…
    I wish i had taken a pic of this gal i saw at Walmart yesterday, her shorts were like underwear, i could see the bottom of her butt cheecks hanging out litterally waving “hello”, and she had this horrendous cellullite on her thighs and derriere…worthy of the walmart people chain email with trashy people pics going around…damn! i should had pictured that! I felt sort of bad for the boyfriend…he was probably trying to get turned on by “everyone” looking at his gal’s a$$…etts…either that or he was trying to pimp her…ew!

  43. antisara says:

    KLOE: darling, you should had definitely had the brazilian bikini wax, this totally looks like extensions coming out of like the hem!

    KOURTNEY: oopsie! i like thought it wasn’t like time to “mow-the-lawn…hehehe”…(chranial echo causing internal ultrasonic empy waves)…

  44. Amy says:

    Reaaaallly unflattering.