Jennifer Aniston and a bunch of bitches


Is everyone else as over Jennifer Aniston as I am? These shots of her walking a bunch of dogs on the beach kind of capture it all for me. It’s the end of summer and she’s got a great body but is otherwise forgettable in a white tank top and old cut off shorts.

She was ranked number one in People’s best dressed list, but it must have been judged by Simon Cowell because all she ever wears is drab black.

Next month she’s going to appear with other stars in a one-day Broadway benefit with the proceeds to go to bringing the arts to underprivileged NY City kids. Despite what some commentors claim, this is the first I’ve heard of her doing charity work.

What is with all the dogs here? Are they all hers or is she puppy-sitting? She got a new dog just a few weeks ago, and it looks like she has added to the pack.

I got this caption idea from Hot Momma Drama, and the pictures are from Lime-Light.

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  1. Agreed – I am SOOOOO over Jennifer Aniston!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I’m a Jen fan. The girl is strong, beautiful and at the same time so down to earth. I believe most people who don’t like her just have a problem with how the media pictured her. At least she is not shopping her pictures to the media, like others.
    This is not her first charity work, I guess she doesn’t believe in getting publicy it of it. And people still have the nerves to call Jen shallow or to say that she worries more about hollywood life then of other people’s needs.

  3. millie says:

    ok, Jen fan, PLEASE tell me about Jen’s charity work, I can’t wait. I always hear from her fans about her “doing things” but not for publicity. Someone, however, must know SOMETHING about it, particularly her ardent fans. Usually, there is a PR release from the company regarding the project, so there must be some evidence of her working so hard for charity. I’ve never heard about a SINGLE thing she did for charity. “Down to earth?” In what way? What makes you think she could be your BFF? Because she wears cut off jeans? Because she hangs out with a bunch of female friends and organizes pity parties? Because all she cares about is her career and her tan (nails, hair, diet)? No, she’s not shopping her photos “as some people”-she’s shopping her whole sob story to every magazine out there. How many covers did she get with this “Jen is doing great” “Life after Brad” tagline? I’m so over her. In a year or two nobody will even remember her. Nice dogs.

  4. Delilah says:

    What’s really funny about this is that you’re moaning about how “over” her you are while publishing a gallery of photos of her. Hypocrite.

  5. millie says:

    BTW, Celebitchy, the People Best Dressed list was voted by online readers–that’s how she wins “Best Hair” “Sexiest” etc. A whole army of crazed Aniston fans sits down to their computers and votes repeatedly. How else do you explain her winning various online “sexiest” polls? No man would vote for her. I also noticed that in “Best Hair” poll, they had her with Alicia Keys, Audrey Tautou, Kate Hudson–people who are not exactly know for best hair. They used it later as evidence that Jen is so popular. Right.

  6. ER says:

    CUTE dogs 🙂

  7. casey says:

    Excuse me, celebitchy, but your little God Miss.Angelina ONLY wears black. Don’t give Jennifer crap for doing that also. And are you that desperate to say crap about her you’d go after her dogs? Shes got as many dogs as Angelina has kids.

  8. Melissa says:

    The dog on the leash is her new dog. The brown and black one is Norman…she has had him quite a while. The other dog belongs to Courtney Cox. So, they are not all “bitches” after all. Get your crap right before you bash Jen.

  9. omg says:

    the brown dog is sooooooooooooooo cute~~xxxxxxxxxx

  10. Caz says:

    Millie you need to get a life. Or seriously chill out. Jennifer Aniston is not a bad person. So what if she’s only just starting to do charity work. Everyone has to start somewhere. She’s brought a lot of laughter into this world and that’s an amazing attribute. Tell me she’s never made you laugh when you’ve watched her on Friends…and I’ll think you’re an even bigger moron than you appear to be now.

  11. renee says:

    “So what if she’s only just starting to do charity work”
    dear caz, it means that, that ladyboy was never doing any charities in her life as all her fans screamed out about.
    please, she’s such a mediawhore. she’ll do anything to be favorable for public. why the hell do you think she doesn’t want any publicities for her charity works? irrational!

    and she’s not down to earth. she spends so much money to be in a good shape. people call her down to earth is becuz she doesn’t have a super beautifull look like those REAL stars in hollywood. I’m not gonna mention AJ’s name here. But i bet you must have heard the likes of Salma Hayek, Liv Tyler, Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cate Blanchet, Scarlet Johansson, Keira Knigtley who are the super beautifull and also talented actresses in HW.

    even amongst the girls in friends, i think anuston is the ugliest. Courtney is the most pretty in the show.

    and by the way, if you the chin fans know that celebitchy is not in team anuston, why did you come here and try to defend that monster? i think you’re the one who has no life by doing useless thing.

    oh yeah, we’re the chin haters REALLLY love to bash her just like you the anti brangelinas love to bash them. so, just stay away from this site if you cannot stand to face the truth that your idol is just a piece of shit, moron!

  12. millie says:

    I don’t care enough for Jennifer Aniston to hate her. I’d just like to know about her charitable work, so far. Her fans always claim she’s been doing lots but “unlike some people” (we all know who that is) she’s not being public about it (read: she’s modest). I have no problem at all with her not doing ANY, as she previously said “it’s not her thing”. It’s her choice and I respect it. Just don’t keep telling me she does charity but doesn’t want to talk about it. She just doesn’t. Period.
    Yes, I liked Friends a lot, it was one of my favorite shows. Unlike many Aniston fans, I don’t think Jennifer is Rachel Green, the lovable character she played on Friends (I like that character a lot too though Pheobe was my favorite). Unfortunately, she’s stuck with this character forever, particuarly since she keeps taking similar roles. That’s all I can say about her.

  13. Caz says:

    Renee… just because I dont bash Jen and dont see any reason to doesnt mean I’m on some juvenile Team Aniston. Nor am I on the equally juvenile Team Brangelina. I respect, like to watch and read about JA, AJ and BP, that’s all. For some reason, and I think it’s completely bizarre, certain morons on the web feel they have to take imaginary sides…like JA, AJ and BP actually give a shit what you morons think… Seriously, I think it’s such a shame that you feel it necessary to be so utterly nasty about someone you’ve never met and dont know the real truth about, you’re just happy to go with the consensus and believe what you read from the papz. In your post above, you call JA a ladyboy, mediawhore, chin and monster. You’re so utterly childish its funny! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder darlin and there are several women that you call “true hollywood stars” that I dont think are beautiful but then that’s my opinion. However, just cause I dont think they’re beautiful doesnt mean I’m going to slag them off calling them names. The thing about JA is that she doesnt pretend to be anything she isnt. If you actually woke up from your dazed and confused little world you’d realise that all of what the anti-Aniston folks say is just speculation. So get off your bitchy high horse and eat some humble pie, or go back to the rock you crawled out from under and leave the nice people to post on the web – there are far too many bitter A-holes on here already without you adding to the concoction.

  14. snappyfish says:

    Jennifer Aniston is a mediocre actress. period. She was interested in her career and held off having children with an older man who wanted kids. Divorce happens everyday. To try and garner sympathy for it in the media or to help your career is rather transparent. If she chooses to do charity work good for her. Most people in the public eye, will eventually do charity work to keep themselves in the public eye. Rather a Catch-22. I don’t feel that charities should be compared, however, a one day on broadway verses and ambassador for UNICEF? please.

  15. Celebitchy says:

    I love stirring up controversy about Aniston. You guys are cracking me up!

  16. Anonymous says:

    All this charity work talk is silly, it is clear that you guys are comparing Jennifer and Angie’s charity work.

    Angie has said that one of the main reason she started her charity work is to avert the media’s eye from all the strange things that she does in her spare time. (wearing viles of blood, screwing anyone male or female)

    Now ask yourself does that really make Angie better then Jennifer.

    One more thing, about the comment that Jen would not have Brad’s babies. Is there any proof behind that rumor??

  17. casey says:

    Look Im not some crazed Jennifer fan, and Im not some Anti-Angelina fan either. I thinks its soo annoying when people go on about her not doing charity. Give it rest. The only reason people give her a hard time for not traveling to third world countrys is because shes associated with Angelina, miss UNICEF god blah-blah.
    Oh and her dogs are adorable.

  18. Mr. T says:

    I think Jen’s career peaked early with LEPRECHAN and it’s been downhill since.

  19. millie says:

    “One more thing, about the comment that Jen would not have Brad’s babies. Is there any proof behind that rumor??”
    Hmm.. let me think.. she DIDN’T have any with him, she doesn’t have any now and Brad has three, just a year after his divorce became final. What else do you need to prove that one of them didn’t want kids?

  20. casey says:

    Nice try millie but thats not proof. Get over it.

  21. Celebitchy says:

    She did say “oh no!” or something and looked disgusted when asked in an interview if she ever watched Courteney Cox’s kid, Coco. I’m with millie on this one, but you guys know I’m not “team Aniston” or whatever. That’s obvious.

  22. Anonymous says:

    It is clear that Brad and Jennifer were having problems in their relationship. Good for Jennifer for not bring a child into that situation it does not fix things it just makes is worse.

    Has anyone every considered that she may not be able to have children a lot of women can’t. Is it not possible the reason they broke up had more to do with cheating then babies?

  23. Alex says:

    “She did say “oh no!” or something and looked disgusted”…

    oh, well there you have it. if there was ever proof she didn’t want kids there it is. she said “oh no” (“or something”) and “looked disgusted”. give me a break.

    has anyone done the math on the timing of AJ’s pregnancy? the two were claiming they weren’t involved, then she gets knocked up before the ink’s dry on the divorce papers. He’s a sleaze and she’s a sleaze and all the charity stuff is a smokescreen to prove how honorable two cheating sleazebags can be. please. Jen’s well rid of the slimy bastard.

  24. ni3o says:

    well she is hot , no doubt about that , her dogs r cute 2 that’s for sure, but let’s face it she is single and her career is going downhill, and add 2 that the fact she is a shawllow bitch who doesn’t give a shit about the whole world,it seems she is goin 2 end up with no kids no carreer lool

  25. JENNY says:

    I’m with you Alex,well said!!
    I reckon there’s a lot of hate in the woman.
    She’s bitchy and witchy and it’s written all over her face.
    I don’t like home wreckers and I don’t like gals/guys who hate there Dads and Mums for shallow reasons.Angie is a spoilt, superficial, very silly woman who is happy to create an artificial family for her image.Give us a break woman and sort your self out before you inflict your neuroticism on any more babies and kids.Go and say sorry to your Dad first!!

  26. Alexi says:

    I think Jen is attractive, but has GOBS of cold cash to pay for it. Sign me up. I can’t take another mag on her tho….WIthout all the cash she would be ms plain jane next door trust me. I think both she and Angelina are probably out there; I don’t get how Angelina supposedly does not talk to her dad in part as he left Marcheline for another woman (hello history??? REPEATING ITSELF)…whatever on that one…It’s even more bizarre to me that VINCE became Jen’s boyfriend. I mean I am sure he saw the whole lo down on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith and out of all the boys inthe world JA hooks up with him? I mean like let’s rub some damn butter on your wounds….Tres bizarre

  27. nan says:

    “I don’t like gals/guys who hate there Dads and Mums for shallow reasons”

    Get your facts straight Jenny. Aniston hasn’t spoken to her mom for years because she talked about Aniston in an interview. Give it up y’all. Aniston is just not that interesting.

    Snappyfish is right. Divorce happens everyday. He wanted kids and she wanted a career. They wanted different things in life. Big deal. So they move on.

    I don’t know why Aniston fans are so crazed. She’s not even a good actress.

  28. Melissa says:

    I think Jennifer Aniston is beautiful in this photo. She looks natural instead of made up…as she should since she is out walking dogs on a beach. Why should she be expected to wear formal attire for this occasion? I only wish I could look this good when I take my own dogs out walking.

  29. mel says:

    i think she looks normal here, but that wife-beater probly cost about $200.