Katie Price launches her own magazine, and this is what she wore. [A Socialite Life]
The biggest problem on Abbie Cornish‘s dress is the neckline. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sarah Jessica Parker drives a minivan? O RLY? [Jezebel]
Wow, new Jennifer Garner bump photos. How shocking. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Johnny Depp never ages. But he does look kind of puffy. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Alessandra Ambrosio looks pregnant. [Celebslam]
Poor Celine Dion, some crazy dude broke in and took a bath…? [OMG Blog]
Anderson Cooper is going to interview the Winehouse family. [LimeLife]
Megan Fox ran errands, looked kind of jacked. [Moe Jackson]
Evan Rachel Wood knocked out a tooth while dancing. [Celebs]
Kelly Osbourne needs to stop with the belly shirts. [CityRag]
Richard Simmons is insane, wearing a tutu & pearls. [Hollywood Rag]
Rihanna is Esquire‘s sexiest woman alive. [IDLITW]
Taylor Armstrong with her daughter. [INFDaily]
Victoria‘s Secret models take the cover(s) of Elle for October. [Bitten and Bound]
Review of Warrior – they say it‘s not that good. [Starpulse]
seriously, I know this chick’s fangita better than I know my own
It’s nice that she gives the US all her plastic surgery business.
Oh honey you’re not 20 any more, please cover up before you become Pam Anderson 2.0
I don’t know what’s worse. her synthetic doll hair, her disgusting about to pop skin stretching breasts or her sun beating, dragged down all out brawl face.
Oh…just no.
can you imagine trying to even attempt at looking like this? I wouldn’t even know where to start.
WHY?
The tan lines from her bikini are the best part.
I hate that I notice this… but are those new boobs?
I could have swore that she had the clown boobs removed a few years back and had normal looking implants… shoved in.
Yet, here she is again, with clown tits.
GROSS………….
In the first pic she’s standing there like she’ about to pee her name into the snow like a men.
This b*tch is lowering the bar for tacky-getup beyond….I dont even have words any more.
Timeless elegance.
Boobs make the world go round.
Yes the Brits are SO much classier than we uncultured Yanks. Bwa hahaaha!!!!!
Orange you terrified? lol!
her boobs look like baby/children heads!
Is she smuggling children!?
but the real question is: is she capable of reading the mag she supposedly started?
Gross
@UKHels — LMAO!!
Gross all around.
I brought her magazine today, partly because i’m studying a BA in Fashion Journalism and i wanted to take a critcal views on this magazine.
Every single page is filled with pictures of her. Even when she ‘interviewing’ Joey from TOWIE she still there posing. It obvious she didn’t write all the articles or took any art direction, she just pasted a pictures of herself and used her name.
On behalf of humanity:
never show this whore ever again. Everytime someone mentions Katie At-Any-Price, an orphan goes blind. Do you want that on your conscience, Celebitchy???
@ poison ivy – lol “pee her name in the snow like a man”
very prominent v-jay-jay. she does have great legs and would have a nice figure over all if she wasn’t packing those 10 pound melons.
Lips looks hahahahahah no no nathing
And she try to be Pamila A.
Hows?
It’s a good thing she got those lovely, natural-looking implants. They almost give the illusion that she has a waist.
Tranny
LOL She is a hilarious hot mess.
I’m sorry this is completely off topic, but did anyone else see what they say is Ali Lohan? OMG! Her face! MK has it over on dlisted.
Would have been the perfect outfit but for the pink nail polish: should have gone for coral, sweetie.
Looks like a Pam Anderson parody tribute. . . in other words, a joke.
Wow-speechless…
Bee:
God forgive me I had to have a look at the Ali Lohan thingie. I know nothing of her, but what was she thinking at all? (And I thought I had circulated an encyclical BANNING those ugly clod-hopping, leg-stumpivating shoes???) She might like to know that once she looked like a smashing young girl, with looks others would envy, and now she looks like the chief nun at my old convent…surely not her goal. What a shame. And, and….she and her sister ARE feckin around with cheek padding, fo sho. So young!
She couldn’t remove the cum stains off her crotch before posing on the carpet?
Just don’t get these types of girls who like to dress up like blow Up Barbie Dolls. It’s gross and the men who sleep with them and encourage it are even worse!
I don’t know, I kind of admire La Price’s absolute cutting-to-the-chaseness. No pretense that anything she does isn’t, at the most basic level, about her boobs/body/hair etc. She knows what she’s selling and she sells it. It’s working for her, too, she’s made a sh*tload of $$$.
For the love of god……
Is this a man? It is right?
She has killer quads.
Oi, Jordan! I thought you were only ‘Katie Price’ when being *your* version of sweet and innocent. When you are half nekkid with your tits making up most of your outfit, you are still Jordan, the tacky model in blokes’ mags. Grrrr.
However, I’m looking forward to the literary section in the new publication, and hope you trash Julian Barnes’ effort in the Booker Prize list.
Maybe her clown suit was at the cleaners?
Ah you guys come on, shes sexy………………..
(shudders)
Just yuck
CHAV-tastic.
@’Bee’ #28, O-M-G!!! Jaw is on the floor…there are no words.
Refer to the earlier piece on the GQ awards, and see Kelly Brook. Compare her torso with Katie Price’s, and we see the perfect homage, on the latter’s part, to Northern Renaissance paintings of the Madonna, in which the holy tits have completely circular cleavage. (Michelangelo did this too…halved grapefruits, just like we see everywhere today.)
Just thought I’d throw in a bit of culture, to lower the tone.
Who is Katie Price? Seriously, who is this chick and how she rate a magazine? At least I’ve heard of Oprah.
If I took a pin and pricked those balloon boobs, would they pop?
lakemom, I don’t know who she is either. Some famewhore is my guess.
Hasn’t the world at large seen her “Ham and eggs” many times over….
I mean what does this chick have left to talk about….
@Cailinos. She’s supposed to be a modeling now. So I suppose this was intended to give her an edge. Instead she looks like a low budget Cindy Crawford (who’s 45 btw).
@4Real When I first scrolled down, I let out a fairly audible scream. No lie.
The truly scary aspect of these photos is that she’s beginning to look like Courtney Stodden. What, one wasn’t enough? Fortunately for Ms. Price, Courtney still looks older that she does.
Hi Bee
I thought you were referring to La Price there, and was going to suggest hiding from Cindy Crawford!
Brain then started working….you are probably right…very low budget indeed! But when Cindy C started out,(I still recall a Vogue beauty piece from 1981) she was just brimming with vitality…and look at this Ali, the walking dead. Yikes.
booboocita:
Is that Courtney Stodden actually real? I can’t help thinking she must be a hoax…how can anyone of that age look so utterly worn out? It’s genuinely disturbing on many levels, but principally for its horror value.
All these lovely teenagers turning into ageing Vegas husks with 4 divorces under their belts, by the look of em!
@ Bee ~ I know, right? Ali gets a modeling contract and then a month later completely changes her face? Unreal. I think the cheeks are hers, though. They’re just jutting out more due to the weight loss.
As for Katie, I can’t believe anyone backed a printed magazine of her in this day and age. Real magazines are having trouble and she gets one? She would’ve made more money if she just made it a porno mag maybe.
Nice teeth.
OMG!WTF?
Who is Katie Price? Is anyone interested in reading about her…besides her?
“If I took a pin and pricked those balloon boobs, would they pop?”
That;s the funniest thing I’ve read all day! I’m picturing her flying around the room crazily as they deflate…
Thanks, samihami! Glad someone enjoys my weird sense of humor!
@cailinos — I don’t *think* she’s a hoax, if for no other reason than I’ve read on other blogs that people from her hometown have confirmed her age, and it’d be hard to pull the wool over so many eyes in this day of easy access to information. But it’s sad to see fresh-faced young women look so hard so young. Katie Price herself was a lovely lass, once upon a time — pre-implants, dental veneers and self-tanner. Why do attractive women willingly turn themselves into skanks?
*facepalm* I’m embarrassed to be a Brit.
Also LOL at the advertising ‘get this look’ haha!
Great posts! I needed a laugh….
well… she has nice legs…
@Anna post #20: I am not a fan of Katie but it’s the same thing with Martha and Opera, their mags are filled with their pictures and I can bet you that they don’t sit down and write their own magazine articles.
I don’t understand how someone so small and with that chest can possibly look so BUTCH!
I don’t think the magazine is intended to either sell much or last long, it’s just more publicity for Jordan. It’s what she lives for.
O. M. G.
Say what you will, I admire Katie for looking after her disabled son Harvey when the father did not want to know. She did this with pride. She is a famewhore in disguise while being a shrewd businesswoman.
Well that’s the way to promote a magazine…wear it!
If you could putting pics of KP on your site I’m going to have to stop coming here. Seriously, I come here to get away from Brit trash like her.
Holy crap. She’ looks like a trannie and that’s insulting transvesites.
She looks like a Real Doll.
Right Who is this fug chick. Obviously she is dumb as a box of rocks magazines are going belly up left and right. She really should have invested her money in bigger boobs, more spray on TAN, and golden weave.
She has a very wide looking “area” haha.
@Chereth – wicked funny! Still laughing, thanks for that!
Timeless elegance! Ahahahahahaha. Wiping tears…..
Well, we’ve really come a long way since the launch of Ms. magazine huh? Tragic.