Kris Humphries wasn’t Kim Kardashian’s first choice for a fake husband [DListed]
Zach Galifianakis jumps out of Conan’s desk [The Frisky]
Johnny Depp chews out Ricky Gervais [Evil Beet]
Supercute photos of Liev Schreiber biking with his kid [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick going to get married too? [CDAN]
Why does Ashton Kutcher have such a sh*t-eating grin on his face? [Amy Grindhouse]
Girl with The Dragon Tattoo gets a clothing line at H&M. So hardcore. [LimeLife]
Jennifer Lopez on the cover of Glamour. She’s so overexposed. [Bossip]
Creepy composite Celebrity Frankenstein [PopBytes]
This week’s top 10 animal videos. Adorable! [Videogum]
Rainn Wilson makes fun of paid tweets [Celebs]
Cat punches a baby [CityRag]
Celebrity pumpkin gallery [Bitten and Bound]
Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover [Starpulse]
This is Serena Williams? [Hollywood Rag]
Good thing they left the Italian dude out of it. It wouldn’t have been a K&K marriage, and ratings would have suffered. *nods gravely*
Self-indulgent publicity hungry ho with a total lack of restraint or self-respect.
Oh, she also has a cat-face.
No, but he sure was the dumbest choice.
Brin, TOTALLY.
Is it POSSIBLE to look dumber? And…is that a Swatch?
Rocketmerry,
*laughing crazily at your post*
tsk, tsk, and you can’t have a tsk either without a big fat K in it.
Old news. This was known already before she married Kris, she was sleeping with several options. I guess Kris was the only one greedy with lack of self respect to go into the Kard-ass-ian deal.
LOL, really?? Think that was obvious from reports of how she treated his family and him before they were married… All Kardi’s are plastic and this Kris (hubby # 1 of Kims is weird..they all deserve each other. Just hope they don’t reproduce,,,, what happens when you cross plastic w/ an imbecile??
The Kardashian’s reality shows are scripted and staged. This is not news at all
Well duh…I think everyone in the world knew that except for Kris Humphries. We all knew he was way too light for her taste and probably not kinky enough either. But once madam mamma figured out how cheap she could get him it was a done deal and he was caught. Talk about being blinded by the light. This is a family that pretends to be one thing but in reality they are every bit as dirty as Heidi Fleiss, they just are being televised instead of prosecuted. And people eat this family up as if they are peanut butter. What a sick country we have become.
Of course he wasn’t.
Dawn, well said!
I loved the funny Johnny Depp/Ricky Gervais spoof.
I just can’t get over photos of the two of them together – they don’t look like real human beings cartoons maybe but oldly not human. If you stuck a pin into kk how much rank putrid air would be let loose on the world?
I always feel bad for Serena because she looks so much like a man but you can tell she wants to be a woman. It’s kind of sad.She look better here though. I hate to be men just saying
at least if Kourtney and Scott get married, they will have already had a long real relationship before just getting married for the money
OH don’t forget that dude that said they had a relationship over the phone.. LOL.. K’s media hoe!! anything for attention & the front page.. I still want to see the legal document..
Everyone got duped that buys into anything Kardashin as being real or sincere that doesn’t have an alterior motive for attention & greed.
… and the Kardashian clan has never been America’s 1st choice either and yet, we’re stuck with Kim in the gossip pages. Tough luck lady. Annoy her as much as you can, Humphries before they inevitably throw you to the curb!
No duh – she married the first guy who asked her. She was trying to get Reggie to put a ring on her finger for years (how smart & happy is he that he didnt) then she was messing around with other athletes seeing who would bite first. Her mom isnt dumb and runs the family as a business & told her Kim needed to get married asap for the wedding special etc. before their star burns out which will be soon – thank goodness.
Hehe everyone knows that!! I give this family 1 more year of mass overexposure before the tide finally turns. They’re stuck in PR hell because everyone knows it’s fake so what options do they have other than generate interest in conflict between Kim n Kris? This show jumped the shark with their wedding. Can’t come back from that.
Her first choice is obviously one of the smartest men. He even looks better than Mr. Sling Blade. Everytime I see a pic of Kris, it seems like he’s going “Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrh”!
So she marries him anyway? I really can’t wait until people realize this was a sham of a marriage, to promote more publicity for the Kardashian family and their joint business ventures. They have already patent their name for their furnishings venture.
My bet is tha ceremony was for show ( and profit) and we will find out they never legally married.
I guess I just assumed Kim didn’t have much of a choice. She took what she could get among the wannabes of her social circle. The only “choice” she made was figuring out the quickest and most profitable way to snare this poor dumb guy.
I don’t know about that Danilo guy. Kim seems to like chocolate. I was actually surprised when I saw who she married he looks biracial.
I don’t watch The K’s (or Real Housewives etc) so I may be really dumb about this stuff.
I knew the actual wedding was all for publicity and money – that made me so sad that people can be that shallow just for 15 minutes of fame.
However, I can not believe (I mean, I can and do) that the entire relationship and marriage was completely organized by the mother. That just blows my mind. Gee, her and Orange Oprah can share the title of Mother of the Year. I know Kim and Lindsay are adults and could divorce themselves from the moms to have a better life – but can you imagine growing up with one of them as your mother? The person you trust and who teaches so much about life?
I can’t believe there are humans out there who take so much for granted and abuse so much – just to earn some extra TV time.
I will step off my soapbox now.
@Zen: Her contract husband is 1/4 black since his father is half black (his father is very good looking IMO). She will for the most part end up with a dude with some black blood in them.
Am I the only one who thinks this Danilo guy looks like a young Robert DeNiro?
She’s actually looking a bit Wendy Williams there…
But when it came down to marrying the guy, it was all…”well, okay; hey, why not? hehehe”
Just a side note, not really applicable or of importance, but did everyone know that Nicole Brown Simpson, OJ’s murdered wife, was Kris’ best friend and godmother to the Kardashian kids?
He looks like an enormous child.
I really like the H&M Dragon Tattoo collection. Not be worn as a “total look” but there are some interesting pieces.
Something seems off. I mean in her head.
@Green eyes (8)
You get a plastic imbecile!
I keep reading articles that says KIM IS HURT??? All these Kardashians do is hurt one another while feigning they just love one another so much – these people have no boundaries or respect for themselves much less anyone else.
I believe Kris was in it for the long haul and though a bit on the immature side, he was treated like crap by all of the Kardashians.
How come Khloe’s husband LaMarr has been treated like a GOD, respected and accepted and Kris wasn’t? If you watched how they treated him and how spoiled and immature Kim acted during this relationship you wouldn’t have any question as whether this marriage was a ploy for MORE Kardashian attention.
I have to say this: if Kim wanted to make things work with Kris and felt any sense of duty or obligation to her sham of a marriage, then why not go to couples counseling?? Instead, she used it, probably along with her Mothers consent to fool the public. Her mother has no shame. Her stepfather Bruce has no b-lls to stand up to these insane people and is just enjoying the ride. The best of them is the brother who at least sees the kind of trash his family has become. And sadly, he can’t seem to break away from them or find his own path in life.
These people need to be knocked off their ridiculous, fake, phoney, disrespectful hypocritical pedestals.