Courtney Stodden walks her boobs to church

This is 17 year-old wonder, Courtney Stodden, going to church with her 51 year-old husband. Her fake boobs are spilling out of her tight, very short dress and she’s wearing silver platform stripper heels. In Courtney’s world this is a totally appropriate outfit to go and worship alongside families and children. At least the pew in front of her will block the view up her skirt. You see that nasty frizzy-haired creature behind her sucking a frappe and making a duck face? That’s her mother, Krista Keller, who is almost single-handedly responsible for both marrying Courtney off to a man older than her own husband, for signing off on Courtney’s obvious surgeries, and for foisting this girl on the public. I reserve most of my ire for this woman.

Here’s a little about Courtney and Doug’s very well photographed outing:

Courtney Stodden ended her holiday weekend Sunday with some quality family time spent at church and the mall.

The aspiring model and actress, 17, was spotted wearing a little black dress and gold platform high heels as she went to a Los Angeles area church with her husband, Doug Hutchison, 51, and mother, Krista Keller.

After the service, the family headed over to do some shopping at The Grove, where it looks like Stodden might have gotten a start on her Christmas purchases — including picking up a little something from Victoria’s Secret.

[From Huffington Post]

Of course Courtney’s Twitter account is still filled with cringe inducing tweets that are alternately disgusting and hilarious. She’s in the holiday spirit and is even trying to word-seduce Santy Claws! “Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?” Forget her 51 year-old husband, this 17 year-old wants to bag a 550 year-old philanthropist legend. Her mom or dad husband is probably writing these tweets, which makes them all the more despicable.

Have you seen “The Soup’s” parody of this girl? It concludes with “I’m going to be as provocative as my juvenile mind and ridiculously adult body can be until me and the sucker I married have a reality show. Then one night he’ll have a heart attack and die and all that money will be mine in time to make it to my Freshman year at college.” I think The Soup was accurate until they added the college part.

Photo credit: David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News

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  1. retyah says:

    I still don’t see how she can say those things are real. You can see the square implant! That doesn’t happen with normal boobs, no matter how much you push them up.

  2. assistantrachel says:

    Eeeewwwww…..seriously, does she ever wear clothes that her tits and ass aren’t hanging out? And that husband of hers is just a creeper.

  3. assistantrachel says:

    Eeeewwwww…..seriously, does she ever wear clothes that her tits and ass aren’t hanging out of? And her husband is such a creeper!

  4. Marjalane says:

    If these freaks get a reality show it’s going to make that trainwreck of a show Anna Nicole Smith had, look like high culture.

  5. Ginger says:

    Every time I see this girl I think I bet she’s a really nice person but if I saw her walking down the street dressed like this and walking with her husband I would naturally assume she was a high priced escort or stripper with her sugar daddy. That’s just sad.

  6. Jackie says:

    I love that her husband is wearing a heel so he doesn’t looks like a old troll next to her.

  7. madpoe says:

    Priceless photos!

    He’s doin’ a Tom Cruise by grabbing the sh*t outta her arm. Can she not walk on her on? So very young. *eye roll*

    the woman in the foreground in the second pix’s face – priceless.

    Wonder how mama loves the cash in.

    And since when do churches have stripper poles? Perhaps Madea will get her smoking section soon?

  8. fabgrrl says:

    Yay! My favorite hot mess! Haven’t seen her for a while.

  9. dorothy says:

    Good to see she not only attends church, but picks up some “Johns” along the way for a little extra Christmas money….she certainly dressed for it.

  10. sapphire says:

    I’m beginning to think the boobs are real-just shoved, jacked and padded up to her nose. She looks to be a “B” with Wonderbra or gel inserts and a hell of a lot of foundation.

  11. Addie says:

    This ‘couple’ and the mom are just gross and on some level, they themselves must know it too.

    Who is taking photos of them?
    Are the paps really interested in these fools?

  12. Luise says:

    Her tits are lopsided. She needs to have them straightened out.

  13. Kelly says:

    I was so excited when I saw this! There are so many wondrous aspects, I can hardly list them all. Going to church – that’s probably the best. I’m surprised the churchgoers didn’t try to drive her out with torches and pitchforks.

    Next, the dress. Corset tops aren’t anyone’s friends, especially when your fake boobs are larger than the cups. Those boobs are trying to make a break for it, make no mistake.

    And finally, the shoes – these really take the cake. I love how they’re too small, and ALL her little piggies are hanging over.

  14. Delta Juliet says:

    What is with that damn arm band she insists on wearing all the time?

  15. brin says:

    What church does she attend…Our Mother of Famewhores?

  16. judyjudy says:

    I know I have mentioned this before, but it is worth repeating…This girl is younger than Justin Beiber. Everyone was in a tizzy at the idea of little Justin Bieber having sex was so wrong. Why is it any different with Courtney?

  17. MissVJJ says:

    Trying… Way… Too… Hard…

  18. Cat says:

    …I like her sunglasses…

    only nice thing I can say *shrug*

  19. Julie says:

    This whole mess is wrong. How could her mother consent to this? This guy is some kind of pervert sex offender marrying a girl when she’s 16. How young was she when the relationship first started? The mother is disgusting for allowing this, and she is disgusting for letting her daughter look like that and for allowing her to get implants. She completely sold her daughter out for money. If 50 year old man made advances on my teenage daughter he would be facing police charges.

  20. Quest says:

    Holy mother of sluts, pimps and madamns. Did the church burn down?

    Love the girls’ face in the second pic…it explains my thoughts exactly

  21. Elizabeth says:

    I think its selfish that she took all the fake boob for herself and didn’t give any to her less endowed mother.

  22. HotPockets says:

    This still reeks of publicity stunt to me. Also, Celebitchy, you forgot to mention Doug is wearing platforms to church too! How high are those things? At least 2-3 inches high.

    I agree with some of the above comm enters. I don’t know if Courtney’s boobs are fake, because they seem ultra padded and pushed up at all times. Wonder bras and 4 inch gel padding shoved into a very tight dress can lead to deceiving appearances.

  23. Jackson says:

    I would be without words if I saw this famewhore walking down the aisle of my church dressed like that. You don’t have to dress like a nun but at least cover up A LITTLE. It’s CHURCH FFS!!!!! She needed some old nun to sneak up behind her and drag her out of there by her bleached out hair.

  24. Eleonor says:

    You all are jelous, like the wives who complained about her FB photos, or about her flashing her boobs during the pumpkin patch!!Dressing like a stripper is the most appropriate outfit to go to church!

  25. Maritza says:

    She’s dressed as a cheap hooker. Who in their right mind goes to church dressed like that? Oh, and her foundation is way to light, her face looks like a mask.

  26. bondbabe says:

    I think when Truvy said, “God doesn’t care where you go to church, as long as you show up,” I believe it was implied that your “grits” should at least stay on the plate and not spillover….

  27. MDawg says:

    Lol Her twitter page sure makes for a good laugh–
    “Moving my very heated hands along the sultry surface of my voluptuous structure while tenderly tracing every curve with my fingertip… XOs”
    “Lively losing every loose layer of clothing as I leap into a lush pile of lime leaves – Who knew fall liked to bare all? ;)
    The girl likes her alliterations!!

  28. Seal Team 6 says:

    Doug must be short — look at his Tom Cruiselike shoes.

    Ugh. Her dress is very disrespectful of other churchgoers, and I used to wear shorts to Sunday night Last Chance Mass during the Summer.

  29. Seal Team 6 says:

    And, yeah, those are implants. Look how they have an implant “border.”

  30. snappy81 says:

    Tacky and gross. All of them.

  31. TXCinderella says:

    Lord help her. She needs to go to church.

  32. fabgrrl says:

    Just love the prominently displayed Victoria’s Secret bad. Look, I have sexy underwear! I’m going to wear it! on my body!

    And I like the mom walking several paces behind, shlupping Courtney’s drink and some food around.

  33. Orange Cone says:

    where is this girl/family from again?? Clearly she thinks no one in CA knows what a boob-job looks like. She thinks that she is some bombshell ready to blow-up this town up w/her talent and beauty.

  34. missanne says:

    hahahaha what a sad picture. she has to sleep next that troll and act like she loves him.

  35. Girl says:

    Classic, poorly done bolt-ons.

    Poor decision making skills apparently run in the family and don’t stop at the plastic surgeons door.

    THIS is people disrespecting and “waging war on marriage” more than most things I’ve seen being trotted out politically that say they are doing as much.

  36. Snowpea says:

    Why does she dress in that early nineties get up? That armband, the stripper heels, the body con dress? I reckon the mum must so be ‘styling’ her because she just looks so dated.

    And that fake tan! It looks so rough, scaly and skanky.

    If she wants to look like a blonde bombshell she needs to get her hair done by a proper colourist, get a professional spray tan and buy some decent clothes.

    Pam Anderson was hot in her heyday. She looked clean, wholesome and sexy. So it can be done. This girl always looks like a grub.

  37. lonnie golightly says:

    Not going to lie, I kind of like her dress. Not her shoes or face or “fame”, but the dress is quite nice.

    • Lllllll says:

      I like the dress too. If it were a couple of inches longer, and I had the boobs to fill it out, I’d be all over that.

      However- I am an adult, and my parents would have locked me in my room until I changed if I tried walking out of the house in THAT at 17! Jeez! Leave something to the imagination!

      … now I feel guilty for criticizing a 17 year old. At that age I would have absolutely DIED if people were talking about me like they talk about her. :( This kid is going to need years of therapy when this all catches up to her.

  38. Stacia says:

    LOL look at the woman in the background in the second picture…her face says it all….EWWWW!

  39. Hellen says:

    I think Doug and her mother are perpetrating a publicity scam on the world. Doug’s probably writing the Mad Lib tweets – I honestly don’t think Courtney is bright enough to know all those big words.

  40. Cerulean says:

    Her mother is a pimp. I wonder if bad 70s porn music plays whenever she enters a room.

  41. Valkyrie says:

    As disgusting as she is…his manboobs are even more so!!! EWWW!!!

  42. nl says:

    in the second picture down i LOVE LOVE LOVE the girl the facial expression of the girl walking behind her!!!

  43. ViloDeMenus says:

    Notice the mother is always with them, or rather HIM. I think there is a relationship but it’s a real question of who it may be with. Mom may be doing all the heavy lifting for her widdle girl. It makes me sick that anyone would raise a girl who thinks that’s appropriate to wear to church, even Anton LeVey’s church of Satan would have had a more decent dress code. I’m always surprised when on these outings some men don’t start jamming dollar bills down her fake cleavage. She looks like what she is, which since she’s underage, so incredibly sad. Her old man husband looks like a minder, not a real boyfriend never mind a husband. I think they are actually too odd to sell on TV, I don’t see her dreams of stardom coming true at all, because honestly no matter how slutty she is, she’s not pretty in the face and LA is full of very beautiful women and she’s not one of them.

  44. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    I’m glad she went to church dressed like that. At least she keeps it real, unlike all the other phonies who pretend to be someone they aren’t for an hour on Sunday morning.

  45. Kasey says:

    I was wondering that myself. I doubt the paps were interested in them at all seeing as how the people around weren’t even that interested in . If you look at the pic with her shades looking head o, in the street you can’t see a crowd , you can’t even see the pap/ paps papping away!

  46. Jenn12 says:

    It is so depressing to realize that this 17 year old girl thinks she’s attained what she wants: fame (actually, infamy), some money and attention. Her tweets make me laugh out loud, though. How does she get all that alliteration together? As I stupidly slither with my fake freaking chest hangingout- I can’t even do it.

  47. andoo says:

    Did she just paint her boobs?

  48. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I surprised they all didn’t burst into flames the second they stepped foot in that church!

  49. bobbon says:

    hahaha, look at the girl in the backgrounds face in that first picture, lolololol!!

  50. lola lola says:

    Best headline ever. Oh Celebitchy, how I love you!

  51. Cherry Rose says:

    Her boobs are so bad looking, and so fake looking I want to take a huge safety pin and see if they would literally pop when I poked Courtney’s boobs with it.

    You know, I’m thinking that Courtney’s father is non-existant in her life. You never hear anything about him, just her mother.

    I wonder if Courtney’s dad was in her life, would her mother even had made her go down this route?

  52. vee says:

    She actually looks like a 17 year old in these pics. With the shades masking whatever horrible drag makup she has on… she looks youthful dressing up to look older. Just sayin.

  53. Belle Epoch says:

    That guy’s pants are always six inches too long. Is he trying to look taller? Does he not know what length to get to cover his high heels?

    I’m surprised she didn’t bring a dog with her. I mean, a real dog.

  54. darkladi says:

    Yuck. She oozes skank slime

  55. DSMR says:

    She says she is a teen, but her arms and hands say 30 something.

  56. Memphis says:

    yeah.. that’s obviously appropriate church attire… smdh.

  57. Alice says:

    What bothers me the most is that her mother is dressed completely normal while she’s dressed in her usual “I’m working the corner” outfit.