Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian cover the January issue of Glamour Magazine – these are some shots from the cover shoot. They made Kim look less cat-like and they made Khloe look like a shaved wildebeest. And I’m not saying that to be harsh to Khloe – she’s my favorite, after all – but stylists should know by now that Khloe needs to be styled in a completely different way than her sisters. Anyway, the interview excerpts are predictably absurd. Kim dominates the conversation, playing the hyper-drama queen/victim:
Kim Kardashian: …I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic.
Glamour: What do you mean by that?
Kim Kardashian: It means that I believe in love and the dream of having a perfect relationship, but my idea of it has changed. I think I need to not live in a fairy tale like that. I think I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic.
Khloé Kardashian: I love Kim’s belief in love and the fact that she feels so strongly about it. She has that dream every girl has.
Kim Kardashian: Well, I don’t think I have it right now.
Khloé Kardashian: Which is fine, but I’m your sister and I know why you don’t have it right now. But I know you will get it again.
Kim Kardashian: I hope I do. But by then I hope maybe I’m a little bit more realistic.Glamour: Realistic about what?
Kim Kardashian: The fact that what I want isn’t possible.
Khloé Kardashian: What, a guy on a white horse coming to get you? That doesn’t happen!
Kim Kardashian: I don’t know. I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.
Khloé Kardashian: But Mom and Dad got a divorce, and she met Bruce. And you were a child; you don’t know what Mom and Dad had. As an outsider looking in, it probably looked like paradise.
Kim Kardashian: At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.
Khloé Kardashian: Oh my God. Don’t be dramatic all of a sudden!
Kim Kardashian: That’s how I feel. Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that’s OK.
[From Glamour via Hollywood Gossip]
Jesus, Kim acts like she was married for a decade to the world’s most eligible man and it all fell apart and people are just DEVASTATED. When really she is just the architect of her own relationship failures and she prioritizes fame and money above romance and love. Also – I love how pragmatic Khloe is. She’s still my favorite.
Page Six also points out that Kim’s marriage/divorce drama has boosted the ratings for Kourtney and Kim Take New York – the show “drew 3.2 million viewers in its second-season debut Sunday, up 6 percent from the first-season premiere.” Sources tells Page Six that Kim “can’t bear watching the footage of her and Kris fighting… It is very hard for her to watch. It forces her to relive what went wrong in her marriage.” Kim and Kris Humphries are still not talking – “They are only communicating through lawyers. They won’t become friends, but they are not enemies.” And Kris Humphries believes the show has been edited to make him look like a monster – “It is completely staged. He went from being sweet and playful to verbally abusive and mean-spirited. It is no coincidence that Kris Jenner is an executive producer. They are doing this to save Kim’s career.” An E! rep told Page Six: “Completely false.”
Glamour photos courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net.
“I want what Mom and Dad had.”
Infidelity, divorce and complicity in a double murder?
Keep the dream alive, Kimmy.
good one.
Word.
Ooohhhhh! Burn! Love it!
Oh, my. LOL
LOL!
Way to call it Khloe!! Awesome.
Kim is such a moron.
So true!
Damn that was a good comeback. LOL
heehee
Well, that’s going to be hard to top. So I give to you two Z-Snaps!
Hahahaha! Awesome.
Hahahaha! Awesome. Get Bob Barker involved in this asap – after years of spewing bs wrapped around nonsense wrapped around bs, she is correct – she should not reproduce.
Hahahaha! Awesome. Get Bob Barker involved in this as soon as possible – after years of spewing bs wrapped around nonsense wrapped around bs, she is correct – she should not reproduce.
sorry about the repeated comments! my phone was going insane, telling me that it hasn’t posted, so i kept clicking “publish”. can’t erase them now somehow. sorry!
I’ll be laughing at that zing all day! Excellent!
Get Bob Barker involved in this as soon as possible – after years of spewing bs wrapped around nonsense wrapped around bs, she is correct – she should not reproduce.
funny!
Yes, please don’t breed.
Exactly what I was thinking. 🙂
I agree
One less child to fame-whore out.
Of all the women in the world, you’d think Kim and Kourtney would know: you have to open your mouth to blow. What a silly pic.
You are right! Lol
Are they suppose to be sexy in those pictures? Bunch of trash. I wasn’t and will never be one of those 3 million or so idiots who watch their so called show
They just aren’t naturally attractive to me either
Because I always hang out in cardigans and panties. These b*tches get an endless supply of eyerolls from me.
Lmao you’re awesome
Actually, they look more like hotpants to me. Velvet hotpants. Eugh…I think I’d rather have the panties!
Velvet? Did this turn into a Alannah Myles song? 🙂
Kim Kardashian: …I think I’ll always be a hopeless romantic.
Glamour: What do you mean by that?
KK: I mean I’ll only let a guy pee on me if he loves me, or if I can make some cash out of the deal.
Awesome.
God, I’m old enough to remember when Glamour was actually a decent magazine; Now its just a mouthpiece for skeevy “stars”.
Me too-my mom got it when I was growing up in the 70s. It was a fantastic magazine-now it’s like Cosmo/US.
WIN!
bingo!
I like what she says about not needing to be a mother and can be a really good aunt, although I think she got bits and pieces of these ideas from people like Janet Jackson, and some from Jen Aniston (Kim doesn’t seem wise enough to realise this on her own)
BUT also seeing that it is coming from Kim K,I tend to think she is pulling this card for sympathy.
This. It just comes across as beyond fake. Kimmie doesn’t have the self-awareness or the ability to be alone.
I can’t believe these chicks still land magazine covers.
Hellooooooo, when you love yourself that much, it’s hard to make room to love other people. Get a clue Kim!
You know I am really getting tired of this media bitz of all thing Kardashion…really have…without their pounds of makeup and photoshopping every photograph these whores(yes she said whores) as in women who use their bodies for profit and gain without regards to little things like morals and respect.) back to the subject….got side tracked for a second……they are not even anymore attractive then the average girl….
they have no decency about them or at least Cloe the big one is married…
As for their so called reality show. have never watch and will never watch it or any of the reality shows out there…at least when your watchs CSI you know its make up and fantasy they don’t try to sell what you are watchin g as REAL LIFE…hell its faker then the fakes…I’ll take my fakes every time or HGTV at least I can learn to decorate my house better now……
Since when is a size 10 and 5 ft. 7 big? From candid shots, it appears Khloe is about that–my size. And I got to be that size by running and other workouts. I’m not a natural stick, I have to work to stay at a size 10. And nothing’s wrong with that. At least the guys that are always checking me out as I walk by don’t seem to think there’s anyhting wrong with it.
Yes, please don’t have any kids. There are enough stupid people in the world.
They keep getting bigger and bigger.
Oh, yes, for Christ’s sake, let’s cover up the GIANT GODZILLA SISTER. God forbid a size 10 woman actually feature prominently in a magazine. Seriously, they’re in underwear and she gets the lingerie equivalent of a burlap sack?
Then again, appearing in a magazine in your underwear isn’t exactly enviable, so…maybe she got the better end of the deal.
*toddles off to whisper-scream “size 10 is not fat!” over and over again, before face-planting into a bucket of icecream*
I love how she’s hunched over, shrouded in a robe and covered up by a dog, while the other two pose upright in tight shirts.
Lol! So true. You can sense how desperate the photographer was getting. “Argh, just throw the dog over her too! DO IT NOW, BEFORE WE ALL CATCH FAT.”
Thank you, Lentil! I am so tired of people acting like a size 10 is big! I was happier than a pig in s*it when I got down to a 10.
This is Kim’s second cover in a 6 month span. Glamour, I am a subscriber. Keep this up, I will no longer be.
OMG I feel so sorry for her. I was crying watching last episode of K&K take New York. I was so sad knowing the end of this fairytale. I’m glad that she is divorcing that jerk. He was mean and cruel to her. He doesn’t get it that she just follows her dreams. I hope she will be fine and in the end find her prince charming. She deserve it for sure. She is giving us so much entertainment we should be thankful and support her during that hard journey.
please tell me your joking,,
Well, you were funny.
Please tell me u said that 4 laughs, else u come off as really pathetic & in desperate need of a life. This neauseating ho became famous because she was willing to sink to depths any1 with morals wouldn’t. She isn’t anything special & her time is up!
I guess if you watch the kim and kourtney show while huffing on glue. I would also see Kris H as a monster and Kim as a victim.
Your sarcasm is priceless!
Good Lord, you cannot be serious…
Hilarious! Love it.
The only way to stop this trash is to NOT buy a single item that have them on the cover and don’t turn on their show(s), in fact don’t turn E! notsoEntertainment station at all. Any magazine I see with a Kartrashian on it, I turn it around so that people don’t have to look at them. The fact this trash is now millionaires based on one sick sex tape are simply maddening to me. What kind of message that does that send about the world today, no such a good one in my opinion. Just say NO to all things Kardashian. Please.
That’s a small fortune in supp hair.
Translation? “I will say anything that gets me another headline and keeps my pointless fame going.”
Maybe she isn’t that stupid. She’s figured out she shouldn’t reproduce.
Alright. I admit. I watched that episode. (hangs face in shame). I actually thought Kim came off looking worse than Kris and that he seemed quite reasonable.
He left laundry on the counter and Kim threw it on the floor in a snit.
He asked if Mason’s playroom could be downstairs by his parents rather than right outside their bedroom door. Nope. Not happening.
He came home to a naked yoga session and Kim yelled at him in front of everyone to “grow up” and “stop being so immature”.
It really does seem that the producers keyed up the drama and that sat back, collected their $ and laughed all the way to the bank.
That’s right, Kim…keep shilling and please don’t spawn.
Is it just me or does Khloe look a little bit like Rosie O’Donnell in the 4th picture?
Good. There are already way too many people and the last thing we need is for her genes to spread.
…and her jeans to spread…lol!
This bitch is a FRAUD !!!!
I also thot of the Rosie O’Donnell resemblance….maybe she’s her real father! lmao….really how skeezy are these photos…
I despise saying this but dammit, it needs saying if only for Khloe’s self-esteem:
I adore what I ve seen of her. Sure she had taken flack for being large but as a result her personality is self-deprecating and she is disarmingly hilarious. Also, she seems to be quite the house fräu, which I respect as the rest of the family appears mostly entitled and useless. I rarely comment but for this broad….she deserves a compliment. *goes back to being snarky*
YES! I love Khloe, too! Interestingly, when Rob was on DWTS, they showed old photos and guess what? Teenage Khloe looks *just* like the Jenner girls… in coloring, in face structure and stature… I think she may be a Jenner! I actually paused the TV to look more closely. She seems somehow very grounded especially in contrast to her sisters.
I think those 2 are almost identical. I didn’t know they were Jenner’s and I couldn’t understand why no one else saw the resemblance. I think Mommy was doing the dirty with Bruce just based on the way the younger 2 and Khloe look.
Sparkley JC Penney cardigans and granny panties so you can see their nubby labias? Gross. Its bad enough looking at their faces. Thanks Glamour..
I think what Kim means is she needs her vadge to make money, so it’ll be too busy to make offspring.
Best comment on here so far
If the blind item about her being a girl for hire is true, your comment is even more amazing. lol
Best news EVER for the institution of childhood
so 3 mil idiots STILL had to watch this trash and give them LIFE again??
why couldn’t these desperate folks just watch it online and NOT give them numbers.
folks say one thing and still watch this trash–NOT me.
I have too much going on in my real life, to wonder about this scripted crap.
I do not support ANYTHING affiliated w/them and especially the magazines that keep giving them covers and they spill the same garbage about Kim and her GREEDY lil love life–it hasn’t changed at all and it won’t.
folks don’t see that its the same story over and over, smdh
I think Kim’s fairy tale has come true. They photoshopped her down to s size 4.
I know! In that one shot her waist is even smaller than Kourtneys. She probably sat in on editing and had them shave a couple off of her and add it on to Kourtney! LOL
Just figured out what looked so wrong with the top picture. Kim forgot her spider legs.
They need to stop putting Khloe in the Korner (had too). She is very pretty and a perfectly normal weight for her height! I actually really like her, she did some silly Mtv show “When I was 17” that I caught and she was very self deprectaing, honest about her teenage foibles and funny!
I agree!!!
To me Khloe and Kourtney has a prettier more natural face than Kim.Kourtney is the prettiest one to me tho.
i think Kourtney is the prettiest too right now too. she did not touch her face with surgery, although she had her boobs done. Kim used to be the prettiest face but she tweaked it with the plastic surgery and ruined whatever it was that used to “do it” for her face to make it so stunning. in any case, Kim still has her sucky personality entact 😉
One can only hope.
She only got part of the first sentence right ‘I’ll always be hopeless’
So true.
Ugh, why are they wearing no pants? I’ve always found sexy sister shoots to be vaguely incestuous. It grosses me out to imagine posing with my sister in our underwear.
Kaiser,
“Kim acts like she was married for a decade to the world’s most eligible man and it all fell apart and people are just DEVASTATED.”
^^^^ SO true! This this this! She doesn’t seem to get that people didn’t believe it in the first place, and now everyone’s laughing at her. I know I am, at least.
And all the comments are hilarious!
i confess to getting curious and watching Kourtney & Kim take NY. in part b/c i was curious to see what the dynamic was between Kim and Kris. watching it made me convinced the whole wedding / divorce thing was a TV orchestration. they did not seem to have any ‘real’ chemistry or ‘real’ drama for that matter either. if anything, it only reinforced my belief that the show is scripted reality TV.
kourtney is the best looking woman on tv.
I will keep watching, good soap-opera.
Someone needs to tell her that she isnt the only one with those feelings!!! We agree with her 100% LOL!!
told you they werent going anywhere! they are here to stay like roaches…just like roaches.
Like Linnocent the Crackroach, I fear this idiot will continue to be shoved down our throats. And they will be the only ones to survive a nuclear holocaust, just like roaches.
I don’t care about her dreams, I don’t give a tinker’s cuss what she wants, but I absolutely do not want it to breed.
Sidenote: When my subscription to US is up, I’m not renewing. They gave this bitch 5 of their last 6 covers.
Thats the 1st smart thing she has ever said.Typically ,people that are self centered and selfish should not have kids..By the way we, are all sick of you and your family….
Phuleeze. She’s scouting for her next potential baby daddy as we speak.
Daniel Craig just called the Kardashians out big time today.
If she had a child and it wasn’t perfect, would she give it away after 72 days? Please don’t breed.
( The FIRST and last time I will ever comment on a Kardashian thread.)
3 Million people watched their show???!!?!?!?!!11!one!!
AFTER everyone finally agreed she is a fraud?
You know what, they say people always get what they deserve. And you America, deserve nothing better than the Kardashians, apparently.
This is funny: Before Pimp Mama Kris ran that interview through the fake machine, it really read like this:
Kim: …..I think I’ll always be a hopeless famewhore.
GLAMOUR: What do you mean by that?
Kim: It means that I believe in whoring myself out for fame at any cost and dreaming of having permanent relevancy, but the game has changed. I think I need to be choosier about the fake husbands I cast. Did you see the first episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York? Of course you did. Over 3 million stupid fucks did. Cha-ching, beyotches!
at least give credit to Michael K for that…
Awful photos. Awful people.
yes please. we all know you didn’t want kids but people like you really shouldn’t have them anyway. let alone the inappropriate lifestyle this ho really shouldn’t pass on her physical or mental genetics.
If ever there was an argument for sterilization, here is the cover girl!
Can someone please make these hideous people just go away???
Ugh, that “blowing kisses” pose rears its ugly head. Almost no one looks good that way, IMO. Same goes for these cornballs. Also, the more I look at them side by side, the more I’m thinking Khloe is the milkman’s baby.
Enter the three Witches/Kardashians. . .
“Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
Khloe looks like ELVIS! and that’s a compliment 🙂
Also, she seems quite likable; it’s too bad she’s in this deplorable family.
Kim looks like krap, as always, because she IS krap. Definitely not attractive (here, or ever, anywhere.)
The littlest troll, Kourtney doesn’t seem like she has much personality of her own, rather, she just seems to go along with whatever, not knowing any better – even if “whatever” is a revolting douchebag or a shrewd harpy or dippy vain sister. Too bad she has a kid to guide into the kardashian loser lifestyle.
I’m so ashamed of our society for making these people famous. It’s our own fault that we have to look at them everywhere.
Somebody PLEASE put some duct tape over her mouth!!!
Let’s all hope she doesn’t reproduce.
I still feel bad for her for some reason, and I don’t know why!
She’ll be having a baby via surrogate as soon as she sees how much attention is still lavished on Posh’s sweet little girl as she grows up. Kim’s worth will wane, but she’ll attempt to get it back by buying a baby girl. Mark my words.
Jag, It’s pretty insensitive to refer to surrogacy as “buying” a baby. Not everyone can have children naturally. For some women surrogacy and adoption are the only two options.
No, Kim. What you’re meant to be is not an attention whore. Do us all a favor and get a job, fade away. We’re simply not interested.
but this is her job!!!!11 don’t you understand how important she and her sisters are. their shows are a great contribution on tv!!!1
Funny you should mention that Kim, as I’ve been thinking that maybe you’re not supposed to even be on TV. The public could have told you long ago that it’s best for you not to reproduce.
I thought your little gravi WAS Kim K. @ first glance. Lolz aplenty when I realized my mistake.
Ha.
Kim is all about Kim. She will never be mature enough to be a real wife. My sympathy is with her estranged husband. He should thank his lucky stars that at least he got rid of her before he became her puppet. my daughter watched her show and thought Kim was so cool. I watched once and could not believe how Kim acted when her sister Chloe woke her up 1 hour early. the language?!?! my daughter is no longer allowed to watch anything with Kim in it, EVER.