Last night was the annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball, and it got a pretty good turnout. Let’s start with who I consider the best-dressed of the evening, my lovely Uma Thurman. Uma wore this lovely green dress that makes her boobs look AMAZING. Her whole body looks great, honestly. The dress has a built-in corseted waist, Uma’s legs go on forever, and the sheer part of the top is flattering and surprisingly classy. Uma’s face looks slightly Botoxy, but I’m willing to forgive that. Bitch is 41 years old, and she looks great.
Next up: My vote for worst-dressed, Zoe Kravitz. It’s not even that I hate her Chanel dress. It’s the BANGS. Dear God, girl. I know it must suck to be without the Fassdong, but Fassbender-withdrawal is no reason for chopping off your hair and giving yourself these itty-bitty TRAUMAS. I’d also like to tweeze a few of those wayward eyebrow hairs, but I’m sure that’s just me.
Here’s Angie Harmon in Jean Fares Couture. She looks beautiful.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Louis Vuitton. I think the dress is cute enough – but that’s a problem, isn’t it? It would have been adorable on Zoe Kravitz. On SJP, it looks like an almost-50-year-old clinging to youth and girlishness. Plus, her hair is a wreck. My hair looks like this when I pull it back to wash my face at night.
I actually think Kevin Jonas and his wife look super-cute here. She looks especially nice.
And let’s end it on Adrien Brody. I just don’t know, this guy just seems like he reeks of Eau d’Ouchebag.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Uma looks so pretty
Going with Angie Harmon!
Uma’s boobs look weird in that dress. But she looks fantastic compared to SJP. Boy. She is not aging well.
Uma wins. Great choice of footwear, too.
Going with Angie as well.
I think Angie wins
Uma and Angie look amazing, so it’s a tie for me. Kevin Jonas’ wife looks good as well. SJP and Zoe tie for worst.
Angie wins, in a landslide.
Tie with Uma and Angie, although I like the green dress better. SJP, if you are going the Madonna starvation route-cover up those bones and veins! Not attractive!
Good god, to be built like Uma Thurman…
This is the best outfit I’ve seen SJP wear in a long time. Though, her top kinda looks like she unfolded it and didn’t bother ironing it.
Uma looks fantastic. Love the dress, her look and the way she carried herself in it. Confidence and class.
Oh de bangs!!! Uma and Angie for sure!
TEAM UMA!
Angie looks exquisite, deffo win
Not liking SJPs pointy white shoes here,and your right, Zoe has major bangs truama. Uma’s gorge as per usual.
Eau d’Ouchebag!!!! Great.
But I love Adrien Brody… because he is not the typical handsome actor! Love the difference…
uma looks great.
sjp needs to go away and get an overhaul….you’re not girlish anymore, honey.
Gah! Zoe NEVER looks good. It’s so frustrating that she got her mother’s raggedy sense of style instead of her father’s.. she’s just wasting her good years looking terrible. It upsets me.
Uma is a GODDESS! <3
Uma looks fine but kinda 55 years old. Her face is swollen
Uma and Angie look fantastic. SJP and Zoe look frightful, not necessarily their clothes but put together-ugh.
Jonas’ wife looks good.
the photo with SJP waving reminds me of the Seinfeld episode “man hands”.
LOL!!! I thought the exact same thing!!!
Angie has it all including Leroy Jethro Gibbs—that bitch lol
Best Dressed: Brody.
Zoe’s bangs makes me cry like a baby.
Uma’s head looks HUGE! I know she has big, flappy hands, but was her head always that big (or is it the dress and her hair)?
SJP is wearing a very lovely nightgown-thus, she should have stayed home.
Yes. Adrian looks best. I have always has a thing for his nerdly hunkiness-his nose, I love. “Darjeeling Express”-double trouble. I exclude Owen Wilson from the Jason/Adrian hunk list-really, if anyone deserves plastic surgery, he does. Really, HIS nose distracts me! Has it been broken several times?
I am not “hating” Owen-I know he has been having a tough time for years; I’m just distracted by the nose.
But, I digress-thinking about men I can’t have does that to me.
SJP looks like she has that condition that makes you have longer than normal arms. She looks a little deformed.
Angie looks awesome. Uma’s body is ridic. Zoe is just a fashion tragedy.
Eau d’Ouchebag!!!!
That phrase just made my day!!! Nice one.
Eau d’Ouchebag.
I was laughting so hard to die.
You meant worst dressed right? Though well, even though I don’t like Uma’s dress (at least not the top part)it suites her great figure, she looks beautiful.
uma and angie, look nice, i kinda like adrienn B? i will confess i don’t know him well enough to have an opinion on though.
Uma.
And Zoe is young-she is a new generation and she is not a hollywood actor/celeb. she’s more artsy. so her dress suits her style. i also think she would look good in SJP’s dress, too. she can carry it off, along with those bangs-yea they are awful but she carries them off. she won’t be wearing any tranny dresses to the golden globes, this one. c’mon she’s lenny kravitz and lisa bonet’s kid!
SJP: those SHOES are AWFUL. I mean they are for a wedding or prom. they so don’t look right with that dress thing she’s wearing, and they don’t look right to begin with anyway. lol
Adrien Brody: is so enjoyable in every film i’ve seen him in. and i dont hear much about him-so i’ll save the hate.
I’ll end on Uma. UMA! UMA! she’s so amazing and until i hear that she’s a nasty person, i will always love her. she’s just cool.
it’s unicef’s annual snowflake ball and the invitation suggests winter white. sjp looks fine — she’s known for her fashion risks and that crowd needed some whacky.
uma is a very generous woman — with her time and her support.
Uma is aging well and gracefully. Zoe tried to do Alexa Chung with the hair and it just didn’t work for her, then she Rooney Mara’d the bangs and it still ain’t working. She also needs to dress for her height.
Uma’s dress looks like something an older woman — particularly Helen Mirren — would wear. I think it would look better just below the knees and with glitzier shoes (that particular shoe in that particular yellow gold just looks resort/summer to me).
Angie Harmon is the best dressed of this lot.
Usually love me some SJP but this has to be the worst dress, hair & makeup Ive ever seen on her.
Umas recent tweaks (botox, filler, face work) look great. She didnt go overboard & they look pretty natural. She looks “refreshed” not plastic/waxy.
I like Umas dress ok but the shoes are awful.
Uma’s dress is unconventional but it flatters her and I LOVE the color and how it brings out her eyes. First place for me!
Angie Harmon looks fantastic, but the dress seems more unoriginal, that’s why she gets second best.
The less said about the others, the better. SJP, you always need to wear long sleeves!
Uma is always gorgeous but her face looks more than ‘a little’ botoxy 🙁
Zoe K is young and I can forgive her awful outift, but SJP is just beyond ugly. She tries too hard to be cute (the cutsey wave inapprop for a woman her age) and fashion forward….it doesn’t work. Her veiny arms and hands disturb me…cover them up!
uma what have you done to your face? anyway the dress colour is lovely on her. i guess i’m trying hard to find a positive here
How is it that Zoe Kravitz gets invited to all this stuff? I get that she’s the daughter of famous people from the 90’s and that she was in that X-Men movie, how does that make her famous enough to show up at high profile events and rub shoulders with the like of Uma and SJP? She really gets way more press than she deserves.
@iseepinkelefanst-My thoughts exactly. Must be nice to have everything handed to you by having the right last name. I have nothing against the girl herself, except maybe that she thinks shes this epic fashionista, but its annoying that Hollywood is trying so hard to make this girl happen. She has the bare minimum when it comes to talent, acting or musical, and yet they keep telling us shes the next big thing. Sorry but its not gonna happen. She will keep coming to these events for the rest of her life I’m sure, but shes no star. There are no Oscars or grammys in her future, and Im certain Speilberg will never ask her to be in a film of his. But on a happier (and cuter) note, Angie and Uma!!! Work it girls!!! =)