VH1 has two new Courtney Stodden videos, is her reality show imminent?

VH1 has two new video interviews with 17 year-old Courtney Stodden. In the first (above) she talks about her life with her 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson and how they’re trying to expose each other to the sh*ttiest pop culture of their respective generations or something. It’s not notable for what she says or the way she continues to act like she’s a cat in heat. We’ll already seen all that from her, although it’s so extreme it’s hard to look away from. It’s notable because this video is on VH1’s blog, which has some of the trashiest reality shows going and may be adding another one featuring a statutory rapist and his child bride. Courtney and Doug met with VH1 in late October about filming a reality show for them. We’ve heard for some time that they’re shopping one, and this may mean that VH1 is testing the waters. Here’s more, from VH1’s FabLife blog:

It’s taken a few months, America, but we may finally be accepting the fact that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are the real thing. I mean, why else would we see the 17-year-old aspiring starlet and her 51-year-old actor husband going to church and the mall together on Sunday? Not for the photo op, surely! Anyway, we here at TheFABlife had the chance to take a little peek into the everyday lives of this fascinating couple — not the Dr. Drew-style peek, either — when Courtney answered a few questions on camera.

First up, we wondered, with their age gap, do Courtney and Doug have the same taste in music, movies and TV shows? (Subtext: Is that, at least, like hanging out with someone’s dad?)

But Courtney said they do like some of the same things and have been introducing each other to new ones. “There’s fine lines in between what we share and what we teach each other,” she said enthusiastically. “I’ve turned him on to Maroon 5, Train and all the new awesome bands. And he’s turned me on to some of his music. We’re batting that back and forth and exploring each world.”

And like many a kid raised on Nick-at-Nite, Courtney knows her old-timey TV shows, like, erm, “I Love Lucy’s.”

“I love I Love Lucy’s, The Honeymooners, Green Acres. We love that kind of stuff,” she said. “But it’s so cute: Doug calls Maroon 5 ‘Monsoon 5.’ He’s like, ‘YEAH! Monsoon 5!’ It’s so embarrassing, but it’s darling too.”

And though the paps have caught glimpses of her walking to Starbucks and doing other mundane tasks, we asked her what a typical day in the life of Courtney Stodden is like.

“A typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you,” she began. “I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you’ve ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup’s done. I get up at around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else.

“Doug is wonderful,” she added. “He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over. So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is, like, a princess.”

[From The Fab Life]

So her husband picks up everything she drops on the floor and cleans up after her, which is why her life is so great. We’ve heard this from these clowns in the past. Courtney was asked in a previous interview why Doug was “inspiring to her” and she said “he’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house.”

VH1 has yet another interview with Courtney (below), where she talks about her music career and how she wants to act. She was asked if she wants to emulate anyone’s career and she said “I want to be original, unique. And I really want to bring back the classy beautiful edge of old Hollywood. But I want my own career… The career of Courtney Stodden! Yeah!” So she represents a “classy, beautiful” edge? I agree with CDAN that she must be on something. Also, I watched the video with the sound off like he suggested and it’s true that she doesn’t stop twitching. It’s probably much more than all those mochas she’s drinking. Here’s a link to her new music, if you dare.

Photos are from 11-27-11. Credit: David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News

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  1. weeble says:

    These two are so God awful, that honestly, I would watch. VH1 never disappoints with some of the most rachet, dreadfully stereotypical and over the top shows. Most of them I cannot stomach for more than 5 minutes, but this one takes the cake….the cake I’m sure Courtney seductively licks from the tender tips of her fingers that ache to travel down the turnpike of Doug’s manhood….right after he wipes her mouth and gives her a sippy cup….ew.

    • operagirl says:

      LOL, weeble, that was epic!

    • Crystalline says:

      I will admit that I too would probably end up watching this train wreck. VH1 has a talent for producing absolutely awful, but interesting, crap.

      • Kelly says:

        I absolutely can’t wait to get home and watch those clips!! Courtney is, for my money, the most entertaining piece of trash out there! The Kardashians and their baby voices have nothing on her teeth-baring braying. And her Code Orange: High Alert fake tan trumps their burnt-umber color.

      • RC says:

        If these two do in fact get a reality show it just shows that once again that Americans are stupid and stupid enough to watch..
        Reality shows happen as long as Redneck brain-less wonders watch TV…
        Un-believeable

      • seri says:

        Despite what I ACTUALLY think about these two, I would, most definately find their reality TV show on the internet and watch it for free.
        Really hpe they do actually get a show, because she is so incredably BLECKKK that I can’t take my eyes, away, like a trainwreck or car crash in slow-motion.

  2. izzyvalentine says:

    I feel so badly for this poor girl. Not only is she being most likely forced into this life, but she then has to deal with the bullying that people give her for the way she looks and acts… which is deserving of ridicule, but I feel like she’s not in control of this situation. she’s still a minor!!

  3. fabgrrl says:

    Wait a minute. Doug introduced her to I Love “Lucy’s” and The Honeymooners as part of his generation’s culture? He is in his 50s, he isn’t 70! Both of those series ended in the 1950s. Doug Hutchinson was born in 1960. Green Acres, sure, but that was a different decade — it was actually in color, not black and white.

    • Elizabeth says:

      I was born in the ’60’s and I grew up watching Green Acres, I Love Lucy, etc. It must have been reruns I guess. Ah, a happy childhood spent in front of the TV. I never wanted to go outside!

      • fabgrrl says:

        Oh, okay, reruns. That makes sense.

        I suppose I was just too quick on the draw to call out Courtney/Doug fakeness :^) I’ll try harder next time.

    • mln76 says:

      I was born in the 70’s and I Love Lucy reruns were my favorite all throughout my childhood.

    • Detriotgirl says:

      I was born in the mid 80s, and I still grew up watching I Love Lucy. I was addicted to Nick At Night when I was little! Quality TV really doesn’t get old.

      Btw, has anyone else seen the long, long trailer? My parents rented it for me when I was a kid because I, well, loved Lucy so much. I remember it being quite funny.

      One more blast from the past? You know what show I LOVED and now carry around my iPod with me me when I travel? MARY TYLER MOORE! When I feel sad, I pop that on and quietly sing along with the theme song…

      How will you make it on your own?
      This world is awfully big
      But, girl this time you’re alone
      But, it’s time you started living
      It’s time you let someone else do some giving
      Love is all around
      No need to waste it
      You can have the town
      Why don’t you take it?
      You might just make it after all!

      And then I throw my hat off in the middle of the 1 train as people back up around me and look nervously for signs of a recent espace from Bellevue. But, seriously, I miss theme songs. :-/

  4. atorontogal says:

    Way too many comments to be made on this one. Suffice to say it’s a glaring commentary on the decline of what society accepts as entertainment.

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    She wakes up in full makeup? Her skin must look terrible under all that spackle.

    • Agnes says:

      That was my question too – does she get the make-up done by someone (him? her mother?) when she sleeps? Does she never take it off? It’s all so sad and gross. I feel like Children’s Services should have been involved in this from the get-go. Her parents and her husband must be REALLY insane. Well, same for her, but she’s just a kid.

  6. constance says:

    Never trust a.lazy hoe that spray tans with her.shoes on.
    Never trust a lazy hoe that looks like she’s older and more worn out than the cheapest 40 year old Berlin hooker. The idea is to look and act like a.trophy wife c- nt, you are doing it wrong.
    Never trust a lazy hoe that can’t count high enough to know her proper shoe size.

  7. brin says:

    Since they have no shame, I’m embarassed for them.

  8. S says:

    Why?? WHY?!!? People like this are created because they are given a platform to keep on doing what they are doing! The public seems to have sent Speidi back where they belong, can we not do that with these people too??? And the Kardashians?? And all those Jersey Shore things???

  9. lin234 says:

    Her little story about Doug mixing up the Maroon 5 name and saying it’s embarrassing totally sounds how a teen would talk about her dad but she caught herself and called him darling.

    Ugh I think they are going to get a reality show. I think networks are waiting until she’s closer to 18 before they film her. Considering all the attention in the news they get, if the Trashdarians popularity starts to dwindle like Paris Hilton’s reality fame, could this be their replacement?

    • fabgrrl says:

      Special Playboy cover: “Courtney Stodden turns 18!”. They have a year to build buzz. And that will be it. Her “greatest accomplishment” in life — masturbation fodder for sweaty, old men.

      • gg says:

        But then she’d have to expose the fact that she wears a giant foam pushup bra and makes a big M-shaped mark of fake tan on her chest. She’s gonna have to get real plasties in order to pose nude.

  10. Quinn says:

    Anyone see that old documentary “Hookers at the Point”? Those ladies looked like the freshest of daisies compared to this girl.

  11. Delta Juliet says:

    What an f’ing idiot. Seriously.

  12. madpoe says:

    “He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over. So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me is, like, a princess”.

    Nope, not husband. Sounds more like a bitch-slave-peasant-boy-grandpa’s favorite-whore “love” story.

    • fabgrrl says:

      Yeah, that is some creepy Lolita-sh*t right there. I’m talking about the book/movie, where Humbert Humbert gives Lolita candy and comic books and money for the movies so that she will let him bone her.

    • Kelly says:

      What a lazy piece of cow-patty she is.

      • fabgrrl says:

        Actually, leaving sh*t all over the floor for an adult to pick up sounds like standard teenager behavior.

    • girl says:

      She’s barely 17. What’s she doing drinking coffee? Shouldn’t she be eating Cap’n Crunch out of a mixing bowl the size of one of her implants? Maybe she confused coffee beans with Flinstones chewables.

  13. Celebasshat says:

    Another reality show famewhore is born *barf*

  14. Girl says:

    I’m beginning to think that those aren’t really implants but like giant time-release heroin or coke bags or something.

    Kidding aside, that girl just ain’t right. There is something really off and all the “adults” in this situation should be ashamed of themselves.

  15. Javagirl1 says:

    I CANNOT believe I’m saying this but I kind of liked her new song. *Hangs head in shame*

  16. fabgrrl says:

    She sleeps until noon. How nice that she doesn’t have high school to get in the way of that, like most seventeen year olds.

    • Denise says:

      Exactly! Why is her a@$ not in school? Come to think of it, that also applies to Beiber and the little Kardashian sisters. They are all running around playing grown up romance. Where are CPS when they are really needed??!!

      • Delta Juliet says:

        Doug is her college! Remember?????

        I’m embarrased I actually remember her saying that 🙁

  17. Relli says:

    “I’ve turned him on to Maroon 5, Train and all the new awesome bands.”

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Oh thank you for that gem, i am not sure i would consider either of those awesome but at least i know who keeps buying thier music and encouraging them to keeping making thier sub-par crap.

    • Detriotgirl says:

      You know what I thought was weird about that? None of those bands are really “new”. I mean, sure, Maroon 5 is pretty hot right now. But, they were “new” back in 2003, when I was in high school. Ditto for train.

      Maybe Courtney slipped and talked about her real high school memories? I’d buy that she’s my age before I’d buy that she’s 17!

      • Relli says:

        LOL her real high school days!

        But that was exactly my thought too, i recall these bands from college also circa 2003 i would not exactly call them fresh new bands.

      • Booboocita says:

        That’s exactly what I was thinking. I’d buy Arcade Fire or LMFAO as a “new awesome band” before Maroon 5 or Train. I don’t think she’s in her 40s, as folks like to joke, but I do wonder if she’s just a tad older that she admits — say, five or six years older — and the oversexed minor schtick is just that: a schtick for the cameras.

      • dahlia1947 says:

        I remember seeing some pics of her without all of the makeup and hoochie clothes. Well she was posing with a camcorder and somebody pointed out how old it looked.

        I guess the pics were supposed to be from like 2 years ago. But the camcorder was like ones they made in like 2002.

  18. Michelle says:

    This chick reminds me of Tila Tequila. Who is a major druggie.

  19. Quest says:

    Is this Kim Kardashians reality replacement? OMFG! Why can’t this torture stop?

  20. heylee says:

    She does seem like she is on some type of drug – I kind of hope so because you would have to seriously drug me before I could sleep with that 50 year old man – ewwww! And I am 32!

    And, let me just ask this question – what kind of drugs is Doug doing to drown his shame and guilt for sleeping with a 17 year old girl?!?

    How can any self respecting 50 year old man sleep with a 17 year old and honestly believe that it is *okay*?! Gross

  21. Rita says:

    I think Frank Sinatra said it best in his song, “These boobs are made for walkin'”.

  22. Cake says:

    im sure he holds her arm to prevent her from walking into traffic….i love her constant ‘cute’ lisp…? no, no i dont, and yes, she’s on something, as in lines upon lines of cocaine!

  23. hazeldazel says:

    what is with her upper arms? like seriously? there’s nothing there.

  24. J O'C says:

    I’m starting to just feel very sorry for this girl.

  25. coffeeisgood says:

    she is disgusting. the caked on makeup she stole from the dollar tree, the gross blonde hair she dyed using clorox bleach, fake saggy boobs that she got from a second rate surgeon who went to med school in mexico, and cheap clothes she took right off a prostitue. she’ll be huffing glue and in dr. drew’s celebrity rehab within two years. she is perfect for reality tv! i’d rather fry my brain cells watching the kardashians though, they atleast have klohe, and she’s funny.

    • Kelly says:

      Stole from the Dollar Tree… that’s hilarious! I’ve seen the makeup at the Dollar Tree, and that is a very accurate characterization – it’s all frosty and sticky to the max!

  26. Lisa says:

    I’ll take them over the Kardashians any day. At least she’s entertaining.

  27. Criss says:

    This is the one show that no one should watch. There is no morality or entertainment in a gross child molester. I can’t believe anyone would produce this.

  28. ShanKat says:

    to quote one of my favies Chappelle’s Show bits…

    “Run, bitch, run! Get some help!”

    That old man and his sister have obviously kidnapped that poor little skank. Please, VH1…serve it to me in 22-minute portions.

  29. Alexsi says:

    She is another one we should be boycotting.

  30. lindsey says:

    Watch the vids with the sound off. She twitches the entire time. Something is seriously off with her. You must watch without sound it is completely disturbing.

    • Sara says:

      She’s getting better at not making porn faces all the time though!

      And I love how she said, ‘high hills’ instead of ‘high heals’. Is that some kind of regional accent? Like how some people say ‘bin’ instead of ‘been’?

      • Shannon says:

        Yep. People made fun of her for her “rill” comments. As in “my hair is rill, my boobs are rill, my body is rill, I’m all RILL!”

  31. Ericand says:

    Wow! Look closely–I’ve never seen her so nervous. She’s short of breath in the first video trying to come up with things to say. She looks so uncomfortable!

  32. BBB says:

    OH MY GOD THAT POOR DOG!

  33. Trillion says:

    Maroon 5 is a new band?

  34. Iheartlasagne says:

    It really saddens me that so many people would watch this trollop. Even more so that so many of you freely admit to it. Let the dumbing down of America continue unabated! 😢

  35. lakemom says:

    SHE wants to bring back the classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood? That sound you just heard is Audrey Hepburn turning over in her grave.

  36. Wildone says:

    What the f did I just watch, I mean really what the f did I just watch and what is wrong with her the twitching thing is beyond scary. Where is CPS, the polices, Fox news because something is just not right here and is this what people find in entertaining these day’s? The fact that people will watch the mess its sad.

  37. myTbean says:

    two things come to mind when I see her;

    That she finds the same things “pretty” that Dolly Parton does…

    And, she seems to be suffering from the early signs of Parkinson’s Disease.

  38. Kitten says:

    could she shake her tits anymore? its an interview, not a job on the pole, sweetheart.

  39. marie says:

    I think she is the product of some harsh interbreeding. Is she handicapped??? She has the weirdest facial expressions and can barely utter a word which doesn’t sounded garbled. As for those boobs being real…yeah right. They are probably real hangers, too, like tube socks. They will probably make millions because they are a train wreck that people have to watch.

  40. marie says:

    It’s not humane or ethical to exploit handicapped people.