Ali Lohan’s Page Six Mag interview: Portrait of a young woman raised by crackies

Ali Lohan’s full Page Six Magazine interview is out – you can read the full thing here. We previewed the piece here. Ali doesn’t come across as insane or cracked-out or anything, but she still seems like a girl with a lot of issues, the majority of which come from dealing with her sister and her mother on a daily basis. Dina especially has screwed her up royally, and you would think it would be Linnocent, right? Anyway, I’ll just include some highlights that I found interesting. By the way, Ali doesn’t go by “Ali” anymore – she says it‘s a “name she no longer uses publicly.” She’s “Aliana” now.

Her style: Sitting down for a chat, Aliana is polite, sweet and, for the first 20 minutes, guarded. She’s wearing a conservatively chic ensemble of light gray American Apparel pants, a black sleeveless American Apparel blouse buttoned all the way up to her neck and vintage black Chloe booties. (“I love the ’50s. That’s my style,” she says in the trademark Lohan rasp. “I just think it’s really beautiful how they didn’t show as much skin back then.”) Her long, dark brown hair is parted in the middle. She’s five foot eight, and her spiderlike limbs seem to go on for yards, making her look at least five inches taller.

Aliana’s modeling career: “I signed with Ford when I was four years old, so I started pretty early,” she says. “At 14, I did a Teen Vogue shoot, and that was a big thing.” She also appeared on the cover of the trade mag Supermodels Unlimited in 2007 and posed for Lindsay’s clothing line, 6126, wearing a skimpy red lace dress. As a kid she appeared in a few of Lindsay’s movies (including The Parent Trap), released a Christmas album and (as chronicled on Living Lohan) worked on a pop record. But now, she says, it’s all about modeling. “Just recently I was like, I really want to focus on this, and just this. This is the only thing I wanna do.” A Marc Jacobs campaign, she says, would be “the ultimate thing.” Cindy Crawford, whom she admires for having “branded her name really well,” is her role model.

On Dina: “Yeah, she has gotten a bad rap,” Aliana says. “People don’t really know what has gone on. It upsets me sometimes when I see stuff that’s the complete opposite of the truth. I don’t listen to the negative stuff. I just try to take the positive. I don’t go on blogs.”

She doesn’t go on blogs, for real? Noooo, noooo, noooo, noooo,” she continues, shaking her head emphatically. “It’s so much less stressful if you’re not dealing with that stuff. I mean, obviously you [might] hear something from someone…but I just let it roll right off my shoulders. I don’t validate it. I’m just like, yeah, whatever. I know I’m fine. Everything’s great. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone who’s making up stupid stuff. I don’t get it. I would never do that, so I don’t know how someone could be that mean.”

Aliana was bullied: Aliana has had a few brushes with cruel cliques herself. “I had a little bit of a hard time,” she says of “the bullying thing” that happened in 2008, when two of her former classmates from Merrick Avenue Middle School on Long Island made a catty video about her and posted it on the Internet. “I would never think, like, they’re jealous of me—that doesn’t make any sense. Like, they’re my friends—why? I never think to see bad in people, so I would never assume that. But yeah, they did stupid things. It wasn’t, like, horrible going to school…There was something that happened, and I just thought it was better to home-school.”

She’s going “graduate” this month: This month Aliana will not only turn 18 but will also graduate from high school early. “I get three or four months extra to be free,” says the Criminal Minds fan, who, if she goes to university, would choose Ithaca College, like her older brother Michael, 23, and study “how to profile serial killers or something cool like that. I am taking one step at a time,” she continues. “I will focus on [school] when I get to it.”

More on whether she had plastic surgery: “Oh my gosh, that’s so funny,” she says. But she doesn’t mean funny ha-ha. “I mean, I heard it from one of my friends, and I was kind of like, ‘Why are you my friend? Because I shouldn’t be hearing this. If you’re my friend you wouldn’t even talk about that stuff.’ ” She leans in close and gets almost too quiet to hear. Again, her eyes glance around the room cautiously before she continues. “When they did tell me, I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do. I mean, if you wanted to, that’s great, for anyone else. I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is craaaazy. In seventh grade! I think that’s more of, like, the mom’s decision, not the kid’s. But I don’t know. It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true.”

On her slender frame: She says she’s “always had a fast metabolism” and is able to eat what she wants, from scrambled eggs with American cheese and hot sauce to Nutella. “I can just eat [it] out of the jar with a glass of milk,” she confesses.

Her parents: Aliana has no relationship with her father (“Um, no, no. Let’s keep it at that,” she says with a nervous chuckle). She calls Dina “everything,” her eyes lighting up. They talk on the phone at least once a day. “I’ve learned everything from my mom. Growing up, it was her raising us, so I remember her as my mother and my father figure. But she’s tough on me, especially when it comes to school.”

Her dreams: She’d like to get an apartment in the East Village, Soho or the Meatpacking District someday. She wants kids eventually (preferably two boys, because they’re “more low key” than girls). She’s not dating anyone, and she’s never been in love before, but if she did have a boyfriend it would probably be “a surfer type.”

On Lindsay: When she’s in L.A., Aliana stays with Lindsay. “We’re extremely close,” she says, lowering her voice again to a barely audible whisper. “It’s just, you can’t, like, trust anyone, so we talk to each other about everything. All of us do. It’s always been that way.” When they’re both in L.A., the sisters cook big Sunday night dinners. “She makes the best angel-hair pasta with vodka sauce and shrimp,” Aliana says. “I admire how strong she is,” Aliana says. “She’s an independent woman, which I respect so much. She doesn’t listen to any of [the rumors], either. Like, someone will tell her something, and she’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’ You can’t listen to it because it’s like, you’ll want to have to fix everything, right? And it’s like, once you fix something, someone else is gonna say something bad. It’s never-ending.”

On not being a rebel: “No! Oh, god, no!” Aliana says when asked if she has a fake ID. “Noooo. I don’t go out at all. Honestly. Have I ever drank? No. You can ask any of my friends. I’ve never drank.” Smoked? “Noooo!” She looks horrified. “I just want people to know, that’s a no. I mean, my sister smokes cigarettes, but I don’t even like to be around [it]. The smell grosses me out. I like fresh air and nice candles. I don’t like smoke or anything.”

Facing her future: “I try to be aware of my surroundings,” she says, rushing to the sidewalk. “I’m very cautious. I like to be smart with things.” So is she a good girl? “Oh, for sure,” she says, holding up a lengthy limb to flag down a cab. “If there is any misperception about me, I do want people to know that I’m a normal girl like anyone else. I don’t walk in a place like, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ “

[From Page Six Magazine]

I don’t think she’s cracked-out, but you can tell that she’s been raised by cracked-out wolves, you know? The crack paranoia seeps in, the mistrust, the secrecy, the knee-jerk crackie denial, the sketchiness. Dina and Lindsay have really done a number on her.

And who really believes that Ali “studies” at any point? And now she’s going to “graduate”. This is what happens when your mother and your older sister prioritize famewhoring and actual whoring ahead of education.

Photos courtesy of Page Six Magazine.

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  1. Ari says:

    I have hope for her. Let’s not totally kick her to the curb.

  2. AquaticMusings says:

    Vodka sauce. That is all.

    • MeMyself says:

      HA! I was wondering how soon in this thread that would be mentioned….

      • AquaticMusings says:

        I’m just sayin’, I know if I were to make vodka sauce I would be getting sauced at the same time.

    • Nanz says:

      Uh, yeah…I caught that too.

      And! The secrecy/paranoia/mistrust, etc.? That’s called coping with Trauma, my fellow bitches. Crack wolves indeed.

    • msshuffleupagus says:

      hahahaha, I thought the same thing. I bet what happens is Ali cooks everything and in the middle of cooking Lindsay walks out of her room topless, pours a bottle of smirnoff in the pot while putting her cigarette out in a dinner roll, snorts a line off the cutting board and starts writhing on the ground yelling, “MOVE THAT CONE. I’M PAULA DEEN.”

    • Jessica says:

      she probably meant her sister’s sauce is vodka!! LOL

  3. kimberly says:

    tight in the mouth for a model, totally screamms wannabe model!

    she looks like a crackhead

    • Jilli says:

      What do you mean ‘wanna be’? She obviously already is. There are plenty of models out there far less attractive than this girl. Someone is paying her to model.

  4. ViloDeMenus says:

    I do feel sorry for her, growing up with a malignant narcissist for a father, and a mother who thinks her children should support her financially rather than be supported. That being said there is no way that girl hasn’t had a nose job and botox to shape her face into something that can be photographed for a pay check. Yes Dina would sign up for anything that keeps money coming in.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      ” I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No! It’s not the right thing to do. I mean, if you wanted to, that’s great, for anyone else. I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is crazy.”

      Thou Doth protest too much Ali. First she’s too young and it’s illegal, then she knows of a friend who had plastic surgery in seventh grade. Perhaps this “friend” is Lindsay.

      • Madisyn says:

        Hey Mort

        Whats cookin good lookin?

        Ali definetely drinks from the family troph, the ‘Lohan Kool-aid’ if you prefer. Saying Dina wouldn’t shell out for plastic surgery for her minor daughter in hopes of a bigger slice of the preverbial pie, is like saying the ‘sky isn’t blue’.

        Not only that but DELUSION not only runs in this family it’s inherited from both Dina and Michael, it’s in the genes on both sides. Didn’t know DELUSION could run in families like that.

        I said on a comment much further down but the more I think about it, the more I believe this girl was coached. Afterall, she’s had over a decade of practice, seeing it ‘first hand’. Sad to think she has to lie every time a microphone is stuck in her face. But thats ‘the Lohan’ way now, isn’t it?

      • constance says:

        On board. They are all smoking the same fart.

        “I signed with Ford when I was four years old, so I started pretty early”

        I? Oh give me a f-g break ho. Your MOTHER signed it for you, just like those “doctor” visits.

        Dina always cracks out the line “We just chose show business.” She chose pimping out her kids when her own a$$ became too raggity.

  5. Wendy Scott says:

    She’s not pretty enough to be a model. Sorry, that’s just the truth.

    • Zigggy says:

      It’s true- it’s not that she’s ugly, she’s just not model material. Even models who aren’t conventionally beautiful have a certain something about them, which she is lacking. She’s just an average girl with a foot in the door.

      • crazycatlady says:

        My thoughts exactly. I wouldn’t say she’s unattractive, but she is not model material, nor would I even say she’s beautiful.

        These days they can make any old crack whore look good with Photoshop.

    • Bermuda Blues says:

      Oh, I don’t know. She’s got an “interesting” type of beauty to her, at least I think so. Very strong features, I might describe it as a “handsome” face. Androgynous. But androgynous models are very in right now, and she’s just the right age and size to make it as a model. As long as she doesn’t get side tracked by the demons that haunt the rest of the Lohans.

  6. Eileen says:

    She looks like an anaorexic cracked out Tina Fey in that first pic…..and that’s being nice.

    • clare says:

      Same thought here – Tina Fey! -especially the cover picture!
      If she can model as a job and be low-key about it, then good for her. But, wasn’t it her that wanted to be “as famous as her sister” a couple years ago? That was when the paps were all over Lindsay and Ali when they left nightclubs.

  7. Shelly says:

    It has to be hard for her to have people constantly asking her about her sister and mother and waiting for her to prove she’s as bad as them. She seems pretty sweet and naive still.

    • Lady D says:

      I agree with the sweet and naive. I was actually impressed with her. Fingers crossed, I have hope for her after reading this. We just got to get her away from her family.

  8. AquaticMusings says:

    I think she will have success modeling if she doesn’t go down the same road as her sister. Yeah, she is not the classic beauty, but you don’t have to be to model. In fact, that is usually not even what they look for. Unusual features equals success in the modeling world. That being said, at five foot eight she will never do runway….

    • Tiffany says:

      I agree. When I read that she is only 5’8″, it was a big red flag. The modeling industry has crazy standards, but they tend to stick to them to keep the models uniform and the focus on the clothes.

    • hazeldazel says:

      yeah, too true. she’s not tall enough, not classically pretty enough and nor exotic looking enough. All she can do is get very very skinny, have a few mediocre modelling jobs based on her infamous last name, stretched out over one or two years at most.

      and then? hope some wealthy old dude in new york or LA wants to marry you? sad.

    • Alexis says:

      It just doesn’t add up, unfortunately. She’s too short. She doesn’t have a particularly attractive or particularly weird face. The camera doesn’t really love her face. She doesn’t seem particularly good to work with. She is so full of it in that interview; I am sure many young models are, but because of who she is, that gets covered a lot. She also doesn’t have that X factor, that charisma, that someone who changes paradigms, like Kate Moss would have.

      Too many minuses. I see a few jobs based on her name, a few other stuff, and then probably back to reality TV for her. But hopefully she’ll go back to school or something.

  9. AquaticMusings says:

    And what is up with this magazine? Downward horndog? I am cracking up just reading the headlines on the left side.

  10. Ruby Red Lips says:

    U never know she may escape the Lohan curse when she meets new people in a few years … will keep my fingers crossed 4 her & hope she’s not lying about everything as Lohan’s typically do…

    Tho her comment about wanting boys as they are ‘low key’ says an awful lot

    & not convinced that living with a drug addict for periods of time is a good grounding. Will just have to wait I guess & hope mama Lohan doesnt start p1mping Aliana out in a few years when her modelling isnt as successful as Dina envisions

    • Madisyn says:

      Hey Ruby

      My hope for her is to go to college, find a job that interests her, moves to that apt. she wants, meets a good man and settles down and has those children she wants.

      Bottome line: Do ANYTHING that W.O. can’t get her grubby hands on financially. Don’t even marry money cuz WO will be right there with her hand out.

  11. Rio says:

    I actually really like the “mirrored” picture…as long as she sticks to severe styling (like 1940s) she could pull off the modeling gig. The boho/flowy stuff just doesn’t look right on her.

    That being said, poor thing. That header pic is the first time I’ve ever seen her smile, and it’s for a photo shoot!

  12. Artisan says:

    *squints* She kind of favors Tina Fey in the first image..

    and LOL at “she’s not pretty enough to be a model” Most of them aren’t pretty without Photoshop and good lighting. I think she’s “aiiight”. *phlegm stuck in throat*

  13. bea says:

    I agree – if she wasn’t related to The Train Wreck, she would not be a model. And whoever did her make-up in the first photo did her no favors. She looks much older than 17 (like in her 40s)

  14. truthful says:

    noooo plastic surgery huh??

    she looks weird to me, she used to be the prettier sister.

    good luck to that mess

  15. Tazina says:

    Why be so hard on a 17 year old girl? She has obviously learned from her sister’s mistakes, is trying not to go down the same path and is succeeding at it. She’s doing very well for herself and has a positive future ahead of her.

    She does not look like a crackhead.

  16. neelyo says:

    Was I one of the five non-Lohans who watched LIVING LOHAN? She was awful on there. She was just as snotty, entitled, defensive and blameless as Lindsay and Dina. Also very untalented. She couldn’t sing, she couldn’t act so I guess modeling was the only option left, except she can’t ‘pretty’ either.

    I don’t feel sorry for her because the Lohans just aren’t nice people. It’s in their DNA.

    • MariPily says:

      I saw it, and absolutely agree…she wasn’t a very pleasant girl on the show. There was one scene where she was talking to an adult with a complete lack of respect. I don’t remember how old she was on the show, but she must have been in her very early teens, and the way she was talking to this older guy was just so disrespectful, like they were equals. I wouldn’t say all the Lohans are bad, though. There is a younger brother who seemed very sweet. But time will tell.

    • lily says:

      My thoughts exactly.

    • Aly says:

      +1. She was horrid on the show and spoiled rotten. whomever wrote those answers sure wasn’t the girl on Living Lohan.

    • Madisyn says:

      And I round out the five ‘non-Lohans’ who watched the show. *hangs head in shame* I may not have seen every episode but the majority, so I agree with all 4 posters that she was NOT pleasant on the show, but a spoiled, entitled brat.

      But I will give Ali a little slack on that because afterall, this child was raised by Dina up until that point and because she was ‘grooming’ her to be an additional meal ticket, she told Ali how great she was, how talented, how your ‘just like your sister’, and let her drop out of school at 14. (I’m with the majority who don’t believe she’s being ‘home schooled’ in any way, shape or form. If she is, who is doing the ‘home schooling’? Eleanor? It can’t be Blohan because she has no higher education than Ali.)

      I don’t know if she’s grown up a little or Blohans continued downfall just woke her up to the fact the LL is NOT ‘all that’ anymore. Or she was well rehearsed and coached on those answers to not come off, like, what was I trying to say. . .oh yeah, like a ‘Lohan’.

  17. ShanKat says:

    That article gave me the sads. I wish her luck. She’s an okay model…but she really needs a mentor. The fashion industry is even rougher than acting, or, erm, singing.

  18. Boo says:

    “I would never think, like, they’re jealous of me—that doesn’t make any sense. Like, they’re my friends—why? I never think to see bad in people”

    beat

    “It’s just, you can’t, like, trust anyone, so we talk to each other about everything. All of us do. It’s always been that way.”

    Good, Ali. Talking out of both sides of your mouth must be second nature, like stealing and sniffing coke off toilet seats. Carry on.

    • Madisyn says:

      Boo

      Talking out of both sides of their mouths is the ‘Lohan’ way, its the only way they know how to communicate. Lie. When confronted with ‘proof’ of said lie, change tactics, and lie some more. Never been taught any different, it’s all they know.

    • constance says:

      When talking out both sides of your mouth doesn’t work, throw booty, then money at it. haha

  19. rissa says:

    i think shes pretty.
    she seems so fragile, feel sorry for her

  20. emb says:

    She does like a teen-aged version ofTina Fey in the first photo…good call!

  21. drawbackwards says:

    Is it awful that I would really like to see the middle school video her friends made about her?

    • Madisyn says:

      I don’t know if its awful, but if it is, I’M just as AWFUL as you. Take comfort in the thought that probably 8 out of 10 of us would like to see that video.

      If anyone finds that video link, please post it.

  22. Bess says:

    I feel sorry for this girl as well. I don’t see how a functional human being can possibly come out of such a screwed up situation. She’s got two fame whore parents and has spent the last three years living with her addict sister off and on.

  23. Elizabeth says:

    Even if she leaves Dina and Lindsay behind, they will still be “in her head”, dictating her behaviour. They raised her and I can’t see her having the self-awareness necessary to break out of that. It comes with time (personal experience here, folks) and I think Ali is too young still. Too bad – she deserves better. She sounds very parentified – i.e. playing the grown up in the family because the real grown ups are flaming narcissistic drama queens too busy with their own crap to actually parent the children there.

  24. Happy21 says:

    I feel bad for her. I have hope that she can escape the Lohan curse but as long as she sees fit to live life in the public eye as a model, actress or singer, its not going to happen. If she went off and went to school and university and became something other than a famewhore then I’d say she has some hope but she doesn’t. She wants to be a successful famous person.

    Its sad but I believe its the truth.

    And she’s not pretty enough for modeling. She just looks like a little girl who wants to be a model.

    And as for no plastic surgery, I don’t buy it. I know she has lost an obscene amount of weight but she really doesn’t even look like the same person she did 2 years ago…

    People grow up and their faces fill out but they do not totally change shape.

    • Sassy says:

      Totally agree – girl needs to get an education or vocation, because she is not model material. She looks like her dad, unfortunately. Ala the Willis girls. Feel so sorry for her.

    • Annie says:

      I can’t believe some people are so gullible about plastic surgery. Yeah, “weight loss” gave Ali a totally new face, just like “weight gain” transformed Kim Kardashian’s ass from a cellulite ridden pancake to a hard round sphere. Weight changes for the most part only change the size of your body/face, it won’t give you features that are not genetically yours.

  25. Laura says:

    Um, she’s totally had plastic surgery.

  26. lucy2 says:

    She should change her last name, not her first. To quote Virginia on the hilarious Raising Hope, that name is like “an albacore around her neck!”

    I feel bad for her. I think her mother really isolated and manipulated her and Lindsay into thinking she is the best mom, manager, etc, and it’s so far from the truth. Maybe someday she’ll see all the damage.

    I truly hope she does go off to college and find a career out of the spotlight. The fashion world can’t be good for a young girl with so many issues to deal with. And let’s be honest, no one is hiring her as a model, they’re hiring her to cash in on the Lohan name while it still gets attention.

  27. sally says:

    I’m convinced the Lohans have some Irish Traveler in them. You can’t believe a word they say.

    • Lady D says:

      “Irish Traveller?” Please elucidate Sally. Never heard the expression before. Thanks.

      • sally says:

        Lady D, basically they are are a secretive and mostly nomadic clan of scam artists–of Irish origin. Recently TLC showed a BBC documentary: “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” If you can find that anywhere it’s the most fascinating series I’ve seen on the subject. (And many of the women on the show could pass for a Lohan.)
        But if you just google Irish Traveler you will find a wealth of interesting stuff about them.

      • Sassy says:

        There have been a couple of documentaries about the Travelers, and there was also a cable series on FX, The Riches, about a Traveler family with Minnie Driver as the wife and Eddie Izzard as the husband. The series was fabulous.

      • sandra says:

        I loved The Riches – was so sorry it ended way too soon.

    • Cerulean says:

      Yes!!!!! Fascinating culture. I could totally see it.

  28. Jackie says:

    she looks so odd now. almost creepy.

  29. Esperanza Spalding says:

    she must think we’re idiots and she still looks fug

    poor girl

  30. gab says:

    She has the gift of the Lohans: they think they can rewrite history and everyone will believe them. Just like dear old mom, dad and sister!

  31. Madisyn says:

    “She’s five foot eight, and her spiderlike limbs seem to go on for yards, making her look at least five inches taller”.

    What idiot is writing this article? If she’s 5’8, she’s NOT gonna look 6’1, long limbs or not.

    “I signed with Ford when I was four years old, so I started pretty early,”

    Uh no, YOU didn’t sign jack, your wastrel of a mother ‘signed’ you.

    On Dina: “I don’t listen to the negative stuff. I just try to take the positive. I don’t go on blogs.”

    Good thing too. Every single ‘blog’ on the planet says ‘negative stuff’ about W.O.

    She doesn’t go on blogs, for real? “Noooo, noooo, noooo, noooo,” she continues, shaking her head emphatically.

    Two words: BULL SH-T!

    “I’m 17 years old. I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that”?

    YES! Is there anyone on this thread who would think otherwise?

    “I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is craaaazy. In seventh grade! I think that’s more of, like, the mom’s decision, not the kid’s”.

    Exactly. Dina would do ANYTHING to pimp her children out to make a buck. If getting her minor child plastic surgery would make Dina a buck, she’d do it quicker than blinking your eye.

    “She calls Dina “everything,” her eyes lighting up”.

    She really loves her mother, thats normal. What not normal is this poor child is soo brainwashed. Its a shame she can’t see her mother is merely using her for a meal ticket.

    “It’s just, you can’t, like, TRUST anyone, so we talk to each other about everything”.

    This is the ‘brainwashing’ I was talking about. W.O. really keeps the ‘Bank of Lohan’ close. Because if a professional manager or agent ever got ahold of Ali or even Blohan, the first thing they’d do is get these girls away from Dina and she won’t stand for that!

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Morning Madisyn!

      “I know a girl who had a nose job in seventh grade, which is craaaazy. In seventh grade! I think that’s more of, like, the mom’s decision, not the kid’s”.

      I wonder if Lindsay’s boob job at 16 or 17 was Lindsay’s idea or Dina’s?

      • Madisyn says:

        Morning Mort

        Since we know Ali is 18 at the end of this month and we know thats not the nose she was born with, despite all her and her families denials, I wonder if it was Ali’s idea for a nose job or Dina’s? So instead of a 7th grade nose job, she had a 9th grade nose job. My vote goes to Dina!

      • Bess says:

        Didn’t Ali have Brest implants at one time as well?

      • Madisyn says:

        Bess

        If CB is correct (and I believe she is) and Ali had breast implants and then had them removed, it just goes to show Ali is either LYING or DELUSIONAL, as she’s not 18 and already had those two procedures plus the nose job.

        So to say W.O. ‘wouldn’t sign off on surgery for her minor daughter’ is complete and utter bull shit! Of course, Blohan is ‘exibit A’.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Is there ANYTHING in these Lohan girls’ lives that HASN’T been “the mother’s decision?”

      And Ali has absolutely been drinking the Lohan Kool-Ade. There was an interview with her older brother, and he said something like they were basically “conditioned” not to trust anyone outside the family.

      Lies and delusion are genetic traits in this family. I’m sure there’s some sort of identifiable strand in their DNA.

      Both Ali & Liho had implants.

      *hi Mad! and ladies*

  32. Pink Elephant says:

    Totally brainwashed, totally MK-ed. (Look @ the pics!) Poor thing, she never stood a chance in that (easily manipulated) “family.”

  33. hillbilly in the corner says:

    professinally speaking the cover head shot is photoshopped to hell and back…..I spotted at least 5 changes made to the structure of her face alone besides the smoothing and erasing …Who ever worked on this one deserves a bonus Page Six as for the rest well he tried but …look …frankly he was fighting a loosing battle this os one sows ear that can’t be changed into a silk purse no matter how hard they tried….

  34. serena says:

    She doesn’t seem anymore the young famewhore she was. But she is made of crack lies (come on it’s oblivious she had plastic surgery) like any of her family. That sadden me, but she seems a nice, pure girl.
    It’s good that she graduates, even if she hadn’t actually studied anything. At least she aims for college.

  35. wunder says:

    She got Michael Lohans looks, poor girl.

    Will she be a model? Nope.

  36. JuliaDomna says:

    Wow. Why is any of this (modeling career/interview) even real?

    Crazy world we live in.

  37. imabrat says:

    Well, she looks better than sister and speaks with more intelligence than sister. I just hope she stays AWAY from sister.

  38. sandy#1 says:

    just click on to lol at the write up and title. lol

  39. Jayna says:

    She was very sweet back a few years ago on her reality show. Her older brother was actually normal. Lindsay is the black sheep in the family.

  40. Cerulean says:

    She could be a top model…in Toledo. All she can hope for is a luncheon runway show at the rotary club. She has no spark.

    I think she plays the good girl role in the family and probably never had a childhood. Hopefully she individuates, gets some deep therapy and cuts ties with the unholy trio:Michael Sr, Dina and International Meth Whore aka Crackling.

  41. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    I love the whole demure thing. I love how she pretends she’s like a 50s housewife “oh my golly gosh smoking I’ve never even heard of that …” uh right … sweethheart you are Lindsay Lohan’s sister. I’m gonna guess you’ve smoked more than cigarettes … especially when you all but call your mother a saint.

  42. Marcel says:

    Haters, she’s gorgeous. I’m sure in the end Ali will come out fine.

  43. whatevs says:

    she’s fug and i seriously didn’t even recognize her and besides thought she was a forty something lady but then again she always looked way older

  44. bubbles says:

    she is missing a couple of key elements to be a model
    A) looks
    B) spark
    C) originality

    seriously, guys, she looks like a sad, deflated tranny clown.

  45. Riri says:

    She is just a kid. Sounds like a regular good girl, that has been through hurt and pain.

    She was bullied and is not in a school, so she is out of any “normal” system.

    I hope she does go to college and end up leading a normal life.

  46. Boo says:

    Even post-‘shopping, she still looks like a basset hound.

  47. Soxfan says:

    I seriously doubt that college is in her future. Did Dina really plan out her, ahem, home schooling curriculum with college in mind? Education is clearly not a priority with this family.

  48. therock says:

    Even Brooke isn’t as bad a parent as Dilo, but why exactly is Lilo suddenly so quiet? Is this the calm BEFORE the storm?

    Ali used to be HOT, now she looks like a poster child for the anti meth campaign.

  49. eve says:

    In some of the pictures she resembles a much less attractive version of Tina Fey.

  50. Bess says:

    The Cracken is scheduled to be on the Ellen show on December 15.

  51. Shona says:

    true I don’t think miss Lindsey is all that pretty they just fix her up like a tramp and valaa! But this poor girl is ugly from her toes to her head. Dina IS just pimping them out…..period.

  52. willa says:

    the criteria for getting into ithaca college is to have a pulse….so i guess she’s in…

  53. grace says:

    Ugh she is such a liar, she’s been caught smoking since 2009 and just recently in pap pictures w her sister. I wanted to believe she was somehow different, she seemed very grounded. I guess with a f’ed up family like hers, staying “normal” is really hard. She used to look so much better when she was slightly heavier with tanned skin.

  54. Mrs. Ari Gold says:

    Thank god she’s going to college. Maybe she will get a real life and a real job some day.