Peaches Geldof is only 22 years old. God, it feels like she’s 30-something, doesn’t it? Anyway, Peaches is 22, and she’s already got one marriage under her belt, plus a would-be engagement to Eli Roth, which I still think Peaches tried to force on Eli and he finally realized what a weird, creepy famewhore she was and is. So, SURPRISE, she’s engaged again, this time to her boyfriend of year, Thomas Cohen. Peaches began dating Thomas shortly after she and Eli ended things, and Thomas gives my gaydar a massive headache.
She became divorced at the tender age of 19 in 2008 after marrying boyfriend Max Drummey just one month after they met. But it seems her past relationship hasn’t put Peaches Geldof after the idea of marriage, as the 22-year-old singer has announced she is engaged to her boyfriend Thomas Cohen.
Peaches confirmed that she and S.C.U.M rocker Cohen, who have been dating for a year, are set to wed, but not in the near future.
She told the Sunday Mirror: ‘Yes, I’m engaged! We don’t want to get married for a couple of years yet though so don’t expect me in a dress yet. I’m so happy!’
Peaches also revealed she has been keeping the engagement a secret for six months. The socialite, who is also buying a house with rocker Cohen, eloped to Vegas and married American musician Drummey in Vegas in 2008, after dumping her previous boyfriend Faris Badwin of band The Horrors to embark on a whirlwind romance with her new beau.
But cracks appeared early on in the relationship and it was reported in November 2008 that Peaches, who was trying to forge a career as a writer in America at the time, had told Drummey after a series of rows that the relationship was over.
In February 2009 they confirmed their split in a joint statement. It read: ‘After much soul searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends.’
Peaches had hinted that she didn’t think she would end up with Max in a previous interview.
She said: ‘I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, “This is going to last forever”. But I did go into it thinking, “I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while”.’
[From The Mail]
So Peaches and Thomas got engaged six months ago? And now they’re announcing it and claiming that they don’t want to follow through for another few years? Hopefully, someone will come to their senses in that time, right? Someone will look around and have the realization, “I like dudes.” And the other will agree and they’ll part amicably. Also: why does Peaches move so fast? I realize she doesn’t have a lot going on besides famwhorin’ and dating, but a 22-year old divorcee who jumps into another engagement after dating her fey dude for six months? Ugh, Peaches.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
She’s not very good at famewhoring in that I have no idea who she is (I know you hate that Kaiser but have to be honest. I have to)
Anyway, she seems like a very stable girl who understands its the engagement that is important in life, not so much the marriage. A disciple of Kim K..
she is Sir Bob Geldolf’s daughter.
Their chins worry me.
I haven’t heard much about Bob’s other daughters (4 in total). Are they all as stupid as this one? Doesn’t he make any of them work for a living? Or go to school? Its just so sad and cliche. Rich kids who live off mom/dad’s money and do nothing with their lives. Just sad.
Not only their chins look similar, their whole face and body structure does! Which doesn’t bode well for, you know, the guy.
@Elizabeth:
The oldest, Fifi Trixiebelle, works behind the scenes for a TV production company(?) so she’s actually got a proper job.
Pixie is like a more tolerable Peaches – she does DJ-ing and stuff – but without the drugs and shoplifting.
Tiger Lily is Michael “INXS” Hutchence’s daughter with Paula Yates and is only 14/15 so no (known!) shenangigans yet – although given her parentage, her only means of rebellion are becoming a nun or librarian.
her only means of rebellion are becoming a nun or librarian
I happen to be a librarian. We aren’t all *that* well behaved ;^)
She’s not that stable.
i saw them at a show at last fashion week and he was wearing this weird oliver twist-esque outfit,high waisted short pants and a blousy top. she was just sort of dragging him around. it was very strange and his body language caused my gaydar to go off the charts.
Isn’t she the chick who wanted to do something shocking and edgy by getting an upside down cross tattooed on her back only to find out it is a much revered symbol of Catholicism (the Cross of St. Peter)?
That always makes me giggle. And it probably isn’t even her worst tattoo decision either.
(And it is entirely possibly I’m confusing my famewhores. I’m just to lazy to google right now.)
who is this girl? I’m asking seriously. I looked her up in IMDB and it doesn’t appear that she’s starred in anything big… what is she famous for? Anyone?
She’s the British Zoe Kravitz, but with drug problems.
Um..Zoe actually has stuff going on-from music to acting. As someone said above me wrote, this girl doesn’t even have an IMDB page.
I realize some of you hate her because she had the Fassdong for awhile but give Zoe some credit.
And don’t forget a step-dad who died of auto-erotic asphixiation.
Shazza you are absolutely right. Zoe is awesome, you can’t even compare her to Peaches. Zoe actually works, very hard.
She’s famous for being famous. She’s the daughter of Bob Geldof & the late Paula Yates. She’s a wild child/druggie, she boned Eli Roth for a while, and this was her defining moment for many people:
http://www.celebitchy.com/95879/peaches_geldofs_one-night-stand_speaks_heroin_lemons_xenu/
This was one of my favorite stories from last year. I believe the 1 night stand dude 100%.
And Eli Roth is weird and creepy in his own right. I don’t think the demise of their relationship had anything to do with her being a fameho.
Her father, mother, drug use, getting caught on camera during said drugging/sessy times and drying out at the bloody scientology centre with a hapless stranger…..those things get me every time.
the pics of her in the black cocktail dress with her hair pulled back are pretty good, she almost looks like a pretty girl!
Peaches really looks like Chelsea Clinton to me…. thinner and wearing extensions…..
He looks just like her dad when he was young – weird :S
That’s what I thought too! He looks like Bob circa The Boomtown Rats.
I thought that too. It’s creepy.
He looks like a younger gayer version of Nick Cave.
He reminds me of Nick Cave as well!
That girl took too much after her mother. She could be beautiful and she could make something of herself if she got her act together.
I kept thinking elf quest while looking at pictures of these two! he he
So true!
Also: “…gives my gaydar a massive headache.” LOL
22 and on to her second marriage. Geez, she’s worse than Billie Piper, and ain’t no one worse than Billie Piper.
Ha, just had a memory of BP performing her hellacious ‘Because We Want To’ song at some award show, ripping off that ‘dance routine in Restoration era-style costuming’ that Madonna had done, but at least Madge had been smart enough to not have half of her sports bra (complete with Nike swoosh) visible. Damn you, Spaced, for putting that song back into my brain.
And somehow, she is still managing to ruin Doctor Who. Can they get through one fucking episode of that show without The Doctor talking about how super-special and awesome Rose was (if awesome of code for ‘slaggy’) and no one can ever compare to her? I swear, the only reason Martha was there was so that Doctor could remind her of how inferior she was to Rose. And I ask you, based on what? You don’t seem him building graven images of Romana, do you?
The only thing less stimulating than her turn on Doctor Who was her sad attempt at sexiness on that show where she played a hooker and her Vaseline-lensed strung-out looking posters were all over the Toronto subways for freaking AGES? Close your mouth, you’re going to catch unhinged lockjaw. If you want to swim in the same waters as P. Diddy, sometimes Keira Knightley, Kristen Stewart and Kris Humphries, do it. But I’m not dumb, so don’t tell me it’s sexy when all you’re transmitting is ‘blunt force trauma to the head’.
I would think someone in the cosmos would try and prevent an underaged teenaged girl from running off and marrying a radio personality twice her age, perhaps they could’ve chaned him to a radiator and explained to her it may be a bad idea to become a bride below the age of majority. But as the Stodden files would prove a dozen years later, that kind of thing really only happens on sitcoms. Girl chattle, that seems to be all some kids are allowed to be. It’s a predator’s paradise for the Humbert-ly inclined, no doubt about it. I just hope the last dude she married was born within the same century as his wife. Why would she want to get dragged down that weathered road again?
My sympathy was drained again on one insomniac night visiting my mother, I wandered into the living room and saw a television adaptation of The Canterbury Tales. Thinking, ‘I’m literate, let’s see’, who shows up as head skank in The Miller’s Tale? And how did I forget how raunchy–um–‘earthy’ that book was? ‘Man, she’s killing literature, now!’ is what I thought. I think I’m right about this.
Okay, I kind of lost my mind there. I’m just going to watch Sunny so I can feel like the normal person in the room.
Wow… You reaaaally hate Billie Piper. Personal problems aside, I thought she was an amazing companion on Doctor Who. Amy is my new favorite, but before that it was always Rose. She was clever and brave and funny. Also, that hooker show (can’t remember what it’s called) was good and she’s very beautiful.
Maybe it helps that I live in the US and we’re spared gossip about her?
Amy’s okay, Rory’s better. I think they’ve taken a bit of a wrong turn this season now that it’s effectively The Amy Show (that monologue–who thought that up and why go through with it?), but it could be worse.
Piper may be the greatest person on the planet and outside some creepy old man marrying her when she was still a kid–which is always the older’s person’s fault– all I have to judge her is her work, and…um…I just can’t get there. Some actors drag everything down for the viewer and was cast as my most hated of character types, the Mary Sue. Manic Pixie Dreamgirl is a close second.
Falling all over any character whilst still on the show is one thing, but it’s the constant hagiographical bursts that follow for years after the departure is a great case for the eye roll, especially since lately there’s been a bunch of ‘we’re in crisis, St. Rose would’ve handled this so much better than you, slag’. Meanwhile, the person in question (if that person were real) would think ‘Who’s Rose? Clam up and save my life, Doctor’.
Eons and eons ago when there was a sliver of entertainment to found in Grey’s Anatomy (really, only the first season and a half isn’t outright hellacious), they kept bringing back the dead fiance, and to a much lesser extent, Rose. I’ve always thought, ‘Leave us, or let us die’ when these scenarios pop up in shows and though I think writing with no sense of continuity isn’t very skillful, it kind of kills it for the character when s/he gets shoehorned in awkwardly. Eventually, you’re going to think, ‘Am I missing the required brain cells to be understand all of the fuss? Oh well, I’ll go somewhere else’.
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If he wanted to, Doc could get all kinds of tail since every woman in history throws herself at him. Too bad it’s fiction, ’cause there’s an autobiography of an erotic life.
Billie Piper was a great companion! And she is a good actress. I miss David Tennant, so sexy. I’ve stopped watching Doctor Who now, can’t stand Amy.
oh no they’ll have chin-babies! peaches is just nasty but congrats anyway lol
She needs to slow it down. I mean it’s great that she says they’re going to wait to marry but I just don’t believe it. Also what was the point of getting engaged so fast if you’re waiting a couple years to marry. It’s not like they have to save up the $$. They could just wait to get engaged as well.
Just like Mommy.
How so ? Her mum waited a long time to get married, was quite attractive, flirted with men and women and seemed to have a sense of humour, had a wide-ranging career (she wrote quite a few books, presented a really popular music show) and only seemed to lose her way in the last few years of her life. Peaches would be lucky to be ‘just like Mommy’!
He’s pretty and she has gorgeous skin even with all the years of drug abuse.
I wish I knew her secrets. (Skin care – I don’t give a frig about the rest of it)
Just wait 10 years- remember she’s only 22. Seems that these young users do have nice skin for a while. See Kate Bosworth.
Is it just me, or do they look like brother and sister? Maybe it’s just their identical slack-jawed expressions.
Not just you – I thought they looked eerily similar and had to stare at the picture for a while. I think it’s the nose and chin.
It’s not just you-that was the first thing I thought as well. The jaw and mouth area is the exact same. It’s scary…
She’s manky and a waste of space. Why pay her any attention?
So we can rag on her. Why else?
Lol, there’s always that. The girl has no redeemable qualities or a scrap of talent.
Gay or straight he is ridiculously beautiful..
Her mother Paula Yates died of a heroin OD but Bob Geldof is not some layabout-he raised 4 girls including Tiger lilly -Paula’s daughter with Michael Hutchence and has by all accounts been a good dad…
She’ll chill out and as for the boyfriend -he’s not gay for gods sake -he’s an english rocker!
I don’t know if he is gay. He may just be young and British. How old is he?
Looked it up. He is only 20 years old!
male hipsters are often very femme, so it can be hard to tell their real sexual orientation.
Why did Peaches get engaged? The same reason Peaches does anything — the Daily Mail will write about it. Unless she’s in the Mail, she doesn’t matter (in her very small mind — no love for this one. She’s just gross.)
At this point I’m trying to figure out who is going to be wearing the wedding dress come the day. Because i just get some serious vibes that read slightly less than bisexual and just flat out gay.
My brother only confirmed this when he walked by my computer screen and saw him and said, “How YOU doin.” That is Wendy William’s famous phrase that she refers to someone on the DL.
So what is this dude’s back ground. Does he come from money? cause if he doesn’t, I totally get it now.