Kardashian Khristmas Kard 2011: Ridiculously hilarious or just sad?

The Kardashians just released their 2011 Christmas (Khristmas) card, and woo doggy, is it epic. Although… remember last year’s Kardashian Christmas card? Last year’s was done in the “corpsey drag queen” vibe with more slate-grey and a touch of pink and orange (orange from the skin color). This year’s card is all blues and blacks. Still corpsey. Still drag queen-y. Still Photoshopped to within an inch of their cat-faced lives. It’s like they were photographed through a mist, the “famewhore haze” if you will. You know what struck me, though? How much time and planning and coordination this must have taken. Seriously! Think about it. These people have WAY too much time on their hands. Anyway, Kim even included some close-ups on her Celebuzz page (she also included the 3D image too, for the love of God), which I will caption, just for the hell of it.

Kim: “This pole was where Kris Humphries was supposed to stand. The pole is a better conversationalist, honestly.”

Bruce: “Wait, what are we doing? Ah, Blue Steel into the famewhore mist. Right.”
Kris: “Dina Lohan, eat your heart out, bitch.”

Lamar: “Jesus, this family.”

Kourtney: “Do you think anyone would notice if I farted?”
Scott: “If you fart, I’ll stab you in the heart and cut you into little pieces and feed you to your mother.”
Kourtney: “Ah, Tuesday.”
Mason-Dixon: “Mommy, why am I dressed like Al Capone?”

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Celebuzz page.

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  1. Paul Frehley says:

    Hey, where’s Kim’s husband? Oh wait, that’s right. She can’t keep a man because she’s a bitch.

  2. Jeff says:

    Wow this is the most beautiful and sophisticated christmas card I have ever seen. Great job. I love them they are so classy and glossy. I wish them all the best.

    • LeeLoo says:

      Hmmm….one of their hired publicists trying to make them still seem cool?

    • Tazina says:

      I like it too even thought I’m not a fan. It’s different. Instead of the usual Christmas card which is blah, oh okay, another rosy cheeked Santa, this would definitely catch my interest. Little Mason is worth the whole card – adorable!

    • NeNe says:

      LOoks like we have someone from the famewh*ring family back on this site.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      To quote myself from a previous post: This is either a glorious example of sarcasm, or someone’s spent too many hours at the Lohans’ Trough of Delusion.

    • Kris says:

      Hey there Jeff, sarcasm much? LOVE it!

  3. brin says:

    Ahhh, nothing says Christmas like a bunch of scowling photoshopped famewhores.

    • Samigirl says:

      Right? Can they not smile? I mean, Christmas, family time, jolly times…and scowls. I don’t like it!

    • Faye says:

      Ahahaha, I was totally thinking the same thing. “This is Christmas how?” It seems more like an ad for a spin off of American Horror Story, but it’s a lot more horrifying and much more poorly acted.

    • NeNe says:

      My thoughts exactly!

    • Carolyn says:

      altogether now…”it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”. Why are they looking so miserable. Oh that’s right EVERYONE HATES THEM!

    • hetekyle says:

      They are smiling but their conscience was what the photo caught! Gloom

  4. Lol says:

    God that ridic. Little Mason is adorable tho. just cut the rest out and put him on the front :)

  5. Marjalane says:

    Again- WHO dresses these skanks? At this point I would think even Sears would be embarrassed by them. (How’d they get that little boy to make the trademarked cat pout??!)

  6. I Choose Me says:

    Ha! It’s a new colour bitches. Haint blue is so last season. Now introducing: “Famewhore haze”

    Hilarious write up Kais. :D

  7. Kendall says:

    I want to love it because of Mason and Lamar, but the rest of these fools can go away. Kim’s face is so messed up, good lord.

    • Launicaangelina says:

      I agree but I still like Khloe, too. I seem to always pull for her.

      • Kendall says:

        Khloe is honestly the only one I can stand, lol. She’s the realest out of the whole clan as far as I can see, and I love Lamar, so that makes it easier for me to like her. I’ve even given Kourtney a chance but I don’t much care for her, either. Scott is such a dick, but he’s

  8. lucy2 says:

    Well, at least they don’t take themselves too seriously. (eyeroll)

  9. Diane says:

    Pathetic and desperate.

  10. the_porscha says:

    These captions give me life, slay me, and then resuscitate me over and over again.

  11. Quest says:

    Looks like a pic for the Adamms Family Creature Feature

    • jen says:

      “Their house is a museum, when people come to see ‘em…they really are a screaum the Addams Family!”

  12. GoodCapon says:

    MY EYES!!!

    The kid whatever-his-name-is is cute though.

  13. Suze says:

    Nothing says Christmas like scowls through a dank haze!

  14. Lizzie says:

    I lol’ed.

    That’s really only the appropriate response. They’re not going to change, so I just laugh, shake my head and ignore them.

  15. Jo says:

    ridiculously hilarious AND sad – too photoshopped to be taken seriously.

  16. blc says:

    Good god, they all look photoshopped but they must have taken 50+ lbs off Khloe. What the hell! That doesn’t even look like her body. Who does she think she is fooling??

    • Rumorhasit says:

      That weight can currently be found on Kourtneys a$$, poor thing is apparently carrying this 2nd child behind her. Kris is wearing a spangly, fugly colored, ill fitting monstrosity, that is clearly 3sizes too small, and btw why is she posed like a toddler waiting for the bathroom who has to pee? And for the love, how many times will she continue to recycle that hideous, ill conceived neck bow noose thing she has around her neck? Don’t care enough about the rest to comment. Enough of them….

      • blc says:

        yeah, you are totally right, I did notice that. Why would they make Kourtney’s ass look so much bigger??? That is not how it looks in reality. Is she jealous of all the attention of Kim’s ass so she told them to do that?? So bizarre.

      • JenD says:

        My first thought was “why didn’t they let Kris pee before the photo shoot?” Terrible pose.

      • AlCaponeBaby says:

        Ok. So can we revisit the fact that Kourtney is trying to take over the ASS Empire? What the WHAT is she sitting on? They photoshopped the ass onto the wrong sister. I’m cracking up over this thing.
        The stinkface and caption. “Do you think anyone would notice if I farted?”

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Definitely photoshopped Katface’s ass onto Kourtney!

  17. LeeLoo says:

    Considering how horribly the rest of these idiots were photoshopped they might as well had only the little kid and Lamar in the photo. I’m sad Khloe got photoshopped as bad as she did. Great captions. I think Lamar’s said it all.

  18. mon says:

    What’s up with Kourtney’s butt?? she is not that big in the back it almost looks as stuffed as kim’s.

  19. Cathy says:

    Refused, return to sender

  20. Dea says:

    They should have used this for the Halloween That is where it belongs. This is a f..cked up family.

  21. Dawn says:

    Simply stated it is so very sad. Poor Bruce Jenner sold his soul to the devil the day he took up with Kris and her brood. At least at one time he had real talent and it was more than “making people fall in love” with him. Run Bruce run and take your little girls with you before they become just like your step-daughters…rich and vapid.

  22. dorothy says:

    They all look like androids.

  23. Rhiley says:

    This post had me rolling, woo doggy. I hope in 2012 this family melts.

  24. Mi says:

    Is anyone else BEYOND creeped out by how that little kid looks here? I mean I’m getting Pet Cemetary vibe big time. This photo is even colder than Kim’s crotch. YUCK.

    • mia135 says:

      I agree. The kid does not look cute at all. He looks like a miniature version of his dad, and like a creepy little devil child that you see in those horror movies. I’m sorry.

      Did they photoshop Lamar into the photo again like they did last year?

      • poopie says:

        EXACTLY. he is like DAMIAN 3; too bad he looks like his douche dad. just a creepy creepy kid. brrrrrrrrr

  25. stephanie says:

    lol that is so gross. they are like sequined drag famewhore playboy bunnies.WTF.

  26. Poison Ivy says:

    Blow-up dolls in tapdance gear with the facial expressions of serial killers. This is a X-mas travesty!

  27. Justalark says:

    General Thoughts: This card does not evoke the mood of Christmas in any way. The blue “fame whore haze” gives it a surreal, nightmarish quality. They look like angry mannequins. Unlike other holiday card family photos that I’ve seen (and sent myself), there are no smiles, laughter, playfulness, spontaneity, etc.

    Specific observations: Could Kris’s dress be any tighter–how does she breathe? Is Kourtney’s stylist passive aggressive? She looks comical and ridiculous…What woman would intentionally wear that unflattering get up? Little Al Capone is adorable, however. (Someone please rescue him from this madness!)

    The whole, over-staged production is cold and flat–the antithesis of the holiday spirit!

  28. Bella Bella says:

    It’s a VC Andrews Holiday Card. lol

  29. Tierra says:

    Let me just say that I cant stand this family, but there is something about their xmas cards that make you stare at the picture. Its like I cant take my eyes away from it for some reason. Maybe its the poses or photoshopping or something but they do grab your attention for a bit.

  30. Silk Spectre says:

    It looks more like a really f*cked up funeral that was shot in a mausoleum. *shudders

  31. Alexis says:

    Who do they think they’re kidding? Kourtney’s butt is Photoshop-fake, and they’ve shaved about 30 pounds off of Khloe!

  32. Elizabeth says:

    Kris Jenner’s dress (different color from everyone else) is a pitiful effort to make her stand out. Unfortunately it just highlights her big hips and the hem is so low it makes it look like she’s hiding ugly knees or something.

    • Justalark says:

      I agree…It’s a transparent and blatant bid for attention!

      Unfortunately for Kris, her silhouette bears an unintentional resemblance to the arches in the dramatic architectural backdrop–teeny, tiny head topping a wide body!

    • snackysnaxx says:

      That tie makes it look like she’s trying out for Chippendales.

    • bluhare says:

      That’s what I was going to say. She apparently thinks she’s the star.

  33. paola says:

    can’t believe the little kid has a SuperBITCHY face already! and probably he’s got the attitude too. poor kid…..

  34. Victoria says:

    Even in all it’s famewhore mist, I kind of like it. Not sure for a Christmas card, but I kinda like the photo. Photoshoped to hell but I love Khloe and Lama’s pose. Mason look cute but like he’s learning douchery early from his fahter. And what did the do to Kourtney’s ass? Why does it look like Kim AND Khloe donated some of their ass fa to her?

  35. Ptitesirna says:

    I’m going to blame this (like most things) on Kris Jenner. Jesus, the ego on this woman! How else can we explain why she’s front and center in sparkly blue while everyone else looks SO OVER IT in black around her!?

  36. NM9005 says:

    - Kourtney’s ass is huuuuuge! What the???

    - Love Lamar’s caption: sounds about right! Khloe’s legs are oddly shaped…

    - Of course Kris stands out with her outfit. Of course!

    Love this Kard, it makes me so happy. Happy Khristmas famewhores :D

  37. Mia says:

    Awww Mason!!!

  38. hateonit. says:

    that kid looks adorable. everything else is as expected hideous. this family has such issues…this isn’t a holiday card I’d wanna send out but then I think about the family I’m talking about. they make me sick to my stomach they’re just so….useless. there’s no point to them at all…I wish they would go away..Kim used to be friends with Paris Hilton who is no longer in the spotlight I hope she fade shuts like her. they’re so disgusting

  39. mojoman says:

    They shaved Khloe’s right leg and put it on Kourtney’s ass. That’s the only fascinating thing on this pic.

  40. Richard Pryor says:

    photoshopped to DEATH

    Kim’s face is looking worse than ever! DAMN

  41. Deja says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH this is HILARIOUS!!! These people are such a__ holes!!!!!! How does anyone take this serious???

  42. Miffits says:

    Jesus, all those people and not one of them could see where the camera is.

    The ‘fierce’ scowly faces and looking off in every direction just makes them look blind or lost, take your pick.

  43. VV says:

    I totally expect to see the Potter kids busting through there any moment with Lord Voldemort and the Death Eaters close on their tails, wands flashing everywhere.

    That entire photoshoot and the atmosphere remind me of the Potter movies/promotional materials.


    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      I think you’re on to something. Bruce is starting to resemble Lord Voldemort with that terrible facelift and Kris is already a soul sucking death eater. Maybe they’ll do a Harry Potter themed KRISmas kard next year.

  44. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Seriously ,
    This is the actual card they used ??????
    They are so photoshopped they make Lindsay Playboy pics look almost real….Look at Kim legs …hee hee proportion size she would be 10 ft tall if her legs were that long and Khoe has lose 100 lbs which seem to jump over onto Kourtney ass…and Bruce and Kris look like fans at a ball game who’ve been waiting to get into the port-0-potty for over a hour…and Kim’s face and head is turned into a pinhead size….
    This was a gag card right…NO !….You got to be freaking kidding me…LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  45. miri says:

    what about the lenght of Kim’s legs? either she is wearing monster platforms underneath, or she was stretched to death with photoshop on top of whatever els they did to her face.

  46. Roma says:

    Their older Christmas cards used to include Bruce’s kids. I find the family all sorts of tacky but come on; excluding the Jenners is just wrong.

    • Happymom says:

      Perhaps they have a modicum of taste (or hate their stepmother-bwahahahaa) and refuse to be part of this ridiculous thing?

    • JenD says:

      If you were the other Jenner kids, wouldn’t you want to be excluded? Especially when you get this in the mail?

  47. ladybert62 says:

    Dang – I am an anti-christmas person (Bah humbug to all of you) – but this card is more halloween than christmas. The scowls, the god-awful clothes, the poses – who dreamt this christmas nighmare up?

    And Kim’s comment re soon-to-be-ex hubby is down right nasty.

  48. Hautie says:

    I am curious about a few things.

    1) Why are Kourtney’s knee-highs rolled down to her ankles.

    2) Why did Kourtney have Kim’s big ass Photoshopped onto her body?

    3) When did Kim stop being 5’2 and become a 5’10 model? Someone added on a good eight inches to her height. And cut off her ass and thighs in that photo.

    4) And dang…. Kris Jenner had 20 years shopped off her face. And 20 pounds shopped off her body.

  49. yoho_ahoy says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OOOH! they look soooo coool! Woah! Dont mess with th kartrashians!! They’l blue steel u in2 courtney slutden’s minging crotch!! Oh i’m so scared!! Heeheehee

  50. bros says:

    kris’ hair looks terrible.

  51. Ron says:

    A. Gross. With all the shit people all over the world are dealing with this year, this family is so completely out of touch it’s truly unreal. And after the money whoring wedding of her useless daughter, it seems that something a bit more simple might have been better this year. But not for this shove it in your face crew. They need good security after sending this crap out.
    B. Where are Kim’s feet?
    C.Any celebrity I know, doesn’t make their “manager” front and center on their card. I hate to burst Krissypoo’s bubble, but no one and I mean no one watches that show because of her. NO ONE. Not a soul.

  52. TG says:

    I can’t stand the family as a whole and in particular Little Kimmie and Momma Kris but I love this card I think it is cool. Why did they photoshop Khourtney’s rear though to look gigantic? Isn’t that supposed to be Kim’s job? I do always wonder though why Bruce’s kid’s aren’t in the family picture though. I mean he is posing with his stepkids why isn’t momma kris posing with hers?

  53. theaPie says:

    I think this is an excellent candidate for awkwardfamilyphotos.com

  54. ams511 says:

    come on!! caption the other 3!!! those were hilarious. do the little ones & rob!

    “ah tuesday” great!

  55. Sarah says:

    Was I the only one who thought someone drew three boobs above them? It took me a few seconds to realize they were arches.

  56. Kelly says:

    I’ve looked and looked at this damn thing, and I really feel like I’m MISSING something. What were they going for here?? One would think they had some sort of overarching theme or feel in mind, but I just don’t get it. “We’re cold.” “We’re bitchy.” “We’re elegant.” “We’ve been replaced by androids.”

    Same with the staircase picture – “We like to dress up in ridiculous clothes and stand on our ridiculous staircase looking mean.” Is that a concept these days? Or is it just some kind of “Dynasty” hommage?

    • Faye says:

      The concept was clearly “We’ve been replaced by androids.” It’s a look I’ve been trying desperately to cultivate and have failed. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been surgeried and botoxed to the limit.

    • bluhare says:

      Other than Sarah’s boob comment (which I can see!) I think it’s a nod to the Armenian in them. The set looks like it’s minarets.

      • Kelly says:

        No, not just the “minarets” – the photos seem to be trying to convey something specific. The poses, the clothes, the facial expressions. Maybe it IS just simply “We’re rich, BI-ATCH!” I guess, in that case, “Dynasty” would cover it. In that case, then, I’m hoping that at least one of them gets pushed down the stairs soon. Sequins go flying!

  57. danielle says:

    Even weirder than last years. That wasn’t so bad.

  58. ShanKat says:

    Standing under three boobs are the 3 boobs who started it all, et al.

  59. kelbear says:

    What ever happened to a nice family photo where everyone gathers closely together and SMILES!!!

  60. Listerino says:

    What in the hell? Only try hard fame whores would send Christmas cards made to look like some weird ass photo shoot rather than a warm family shot. It’s hilarious.

  61. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    Momma Pimp Kris and Kim have morphed into the same person. I mean, their faces – esp here – are identical.

    And poor little Mase – his long hair! Cut it already, Kourt!

  62. yael says:

    anyone notice that only kris seems to be looking at the camera? and she’s dead center? strikes me as super narcissistic.

  63. Tristyn says:

    Bless there little fraudulent hearts ….

  64. Erinn says:

    A) Kim’s suit looks stupid… they obviously stuck her in the pants so that they could easily photoshop about a foot of leg length onto it.

    B) Poor Rob. Is that his name? The brother. Everyone else seems to be facing another person or are front on. He’s got his back to everyone and is looking towards the camera. It makes me sad. He looks so shunned!

  65. Alynn says:

    I just see a bunch of ready-to-decorate christmas trees in this picture. One word to describe everybody’s face expression – BARF. Wtf! Its a freaking christmas card! Make it appropriate. Goshhh this family!

  66. Lynne says:

    Whoops, he put the big butt on kourtney not Kim. Oh well, it’s not like they paid for the card.

  67. bgirl says:

    It’s so bizarre I am not sure what to think. I do think Khloe and Lamar look the best…and really are the best part of this nutty family.

  68. BerMan says:

    Lamar: “Oh where is that fckin exit door? Dallas take me awaaaay!”
    Khloe : “yeah bitches photo shop my ass. Kim jealous much.”
    Kourtney : “Let me know when I can get the air out of my tits and ass.”
    Scott : “The things I gotta do for the money.”
    Mason: “Someday this all will be mine”
    Kris to Bruce: ” Ah for God sakes, its just botox Bruce, try not to look like you’re constipated.
    Bruce to Kris: ” Btw sweetheart you Depends are leaking. ”
    Kim: “OMG, why isn’t anybody looking at me! Oh Lamar I could have had you. That Khloe, never leaves him alone. And I’m a REAL Kardashian…. Hey, you’re not looking at meeee ! (sighs)

    • Paloma says:

      I keep wondering, also, if Kloe has a different father. Who is the guy her mother had the affair with? If we could just get a picture and do our own comparison. I am waiting for the tabloids to dig up this piece of info.

      • Hinckle says:

        Maybe mamma Kris is planning to reveal that info and have Kloe meet the guy on another Kardashian spin-off.

  69. Jayna says:

    Ah, that family is all about Christmas. The card really puts me in the spirit. Not!

    The only ones I like these days off the spinoff show is Scott. (Who would have ever thought). And Khloe when she visits New York.

  70. Faye says:

    The winners of this photo shoot are clearly little Mason and Lamar.

    I would like to see a Khloe and Lamar only Christmas card. Somehow I get the feeling that it would be much warmer and more real and probably goofy. They strike me as a goofy couple. I don’t watch their Lamar and Khloe love fest show, but I still get that vibe. They’re cute.

  71. Criss says:

    Yeah, I usually don’t bash these bitches, but this is so early 1900′s. No smiles? I thought Christmas was the happiest time of the year. I think all the haters got to them and they are all mad at the world. Kloe’s pants are too short but I love the face net, Kylie’s showing too much leg for a girl her age on a Xmas card, Robs back turned to the whole family. They’re making a statement I’m sure. I could picture this in Vogue but not on my decorated mantel. What? Maybe they’re all smiling underneath botox?

  72. Laura says:

    Ummm…did anyone else notice that Khloe’s leg has been reduced in girth to that of a toothpick?
    Mason is adorable, but for the love of God, cut his hair! It’s getting “mullet-y”

  73. trish says:

    Very unique Christmas Card. It rather reminds me of a center fold advert in “Seventeen” Magazine for prom wear 1982. Nicely done. My, we live in interesting times…

  74. truthful says:

    all those idots and NO talent found at all–NONE

    a damn bunch of circus clowns!!

    they look stupid, not serious, while we ALL laugh at them, LOL!!

  75. Maya says:

    The facial expressions are just too hilarious. And I love your captions.

  76. deanna says:

    ha! how round is kourtney’s ass?!

  77. JudyK says:

    They seem to think they are Royalty. Pretentious beyond belief. And photoshopped beyond belief. Thanks CB for helping me with my diet…I am no longer hungry.

  78. bagladey says:

    They all look ridiculous and stupid. How can those grown men be talked into doing this jackass stuff in front of the whole world? I guess Kris Humphries was right, the “Kardashian men” must be “pussy-whipped”. Well, obviously not Kim’s men because I saw her sex tape and she doesn’t know how to “whip it”.

  79. the original bellaluna says:

    Did they photo-shop Kourtney’s head onto Kim’s body? Or Kim’s ass onto Kourtney’s body? And it’s very appropriate that they’re posing in front of condoms. Or are those boobs?

    These *ahem* “people” are just dreadful!

  80. Palermo says:

    Most ridiculous card ever made. They clearly don’t have a single honest person in their lives who will tell them how absurd they are.

  81. jingoJango says:

    It’s the Adams’ Family . . . !

  82. Val says:

    Move Kim up one step and she’s almost as tall as Lamar…….epic photoshop fail.

    Kendall and Kylie in Louboutins makes me sick.

    I could write an essay about this picture and all of its nonsense.

  83. KsGirl says:

    OMFG. This exists. This actually exists. Someone made this card. SMDH.

  84. G says:

    These folks just don’t get that it’s a good time for them to lay low. Overexposed.

    Also, please tell me that Kourney’s ankle height nylons are not a new trend?

    • truthful says:

      That’s IT, but they don’t care and they are determined to shove their S down our throats..

      which makes us repel even more.
      I’d like to think they are NOT that stupid and money hungry.

      the NO KarTRASHian list is up to 250,000 votes now, LOL!

  85. Hellen says:

    Merry Christmas from the Fortress of Solitude, located deep within the frozen polar wasteland and far from the warmth of humanity.

  86. skuddles says:

    As someone pointed out on another site (Radar Online I think) why is this the Kardashian Xmas card?? Shouldn’t it at least be the Jenner-Kardashian card?

    Everyone looks ultra bitchy (except the little boy of course). This family takes themselves waaaaay too seriously.

  87. Jess says:

    This is such a weird pic. First of all, look at Kim’s left hip. It is so badly photoshopped, you can see a weird cleft where her hip is cut off and her “waist” starts. They all look like Sims characters of themselves.

    They fancy themselves to be some sort of royal mob family and it looks soooo pathetic…

  88. jules says:

    why is Khloe’s face behind netting? what were they thinking??

  89. chloe says:

    You know who I didn’t even think about when I looked at this picture – Rob, that’s because he’s hiding in the corner, it looks like he ready to split any second, which I wouldn’t blame him.

    • TG says:

      Your comment about Rob was funny but that loser isn’t going anywhere. He is busy sponging off of his family. Didn’t he move to Dallas with Khloe so he could follow his free rent and his “allowance”. What a loser.

  90. anne_000 says:

    All they needed to do was put a mustache on Mason to make him Baby Gomez from the Addams Family movie.

    Kourtney’s butt… Maybe in the pre-photoshopped version, she wasn’t even sitting on the arm of that sofa…

    Khloe… Jacket 3 sizes too small?

    Lamar… probably happy that he was transferred to Dallas…

    Was the photographer’s direction for the family to think about killing someone with a silencer, like some sleek killer spy?

    It’s like an Un-Merry Christmas card from the vampires of the movie Underworld, especially Scott & Kourtney.

  91. gab says:

    Um, I think they released their Christmas card too early. Isn’t the world supposed to end next December 21st?

  92. novaraen says:

    This so-called Christmas card looks more like they are standing in the Kardashian mausoleum. Which is where there stupid reality show famewhoreness needs to go.

    Terrible photoshopping…the step curves in front of Kims foot…and the shadows in the background are all wrong.

  93. Lio says:

    WTF is on Kourtney’s feet? Did her old lady knee-hi’s roll down? lol!

  94. Cerulean says:

    The night of the living dead before Christmas. They look like creatures in a Tim Burton night terror. I hope he never realizes his nightmare is real. Poor man.

  95. anonymoose says:

    Merry Gothmas at the morgue. Ain’t no life or joy in this overcooked image, from these overboard trolls.

  96. Blackberry says:

    This totally reminds me of the old tv show Dynasty. All that is missing is Joan Collins.

  97. Jennmarie says:

    They all look so angry, even little Mason.

  98. Bess says:

    The only people here that I feel an ounce of compassion for are the two young Jenner girls and little Mason. The three of them are too young to know better and extricate themselves from this fame-whore extravaganza.

  99. Havik says:

    Lamar’s caption kills me, love it! XD
    Part of me secretly hopes he and Khloe will ‘run off’, nix their reality show, and just live a (relatively) normal life. They’re the only two who don’t make my stomach turn.

  100. Green_Eyes says:

    New movie Poster for Addams Family was hijacked? Thought Brooke Shields was playing Morticia!

  101. Diane says:

    Where’s the close up of the Jenner girls? After all, they are Momma Jenner’s future in the making.

  102. kristiner says:

    Why does Kourtney’s ass look like Kim’s? I realize she’s sitting down but it looks photoshopped padded as hell.

  103. original kate says:

    tragic, but oh, so funny.

  104. Thea says:

    Photoshop across Kim now MERRY PISSMAS and we have a winner….

  105. Flounder says:

    Hey, if It’s for fun…I like it

  106. Richard Pryor says:



    why don’t you cover the story about Jackie Magazine calling rihanna the ultimate ‘n*ggabitch ?!

  107. dena says:

    It’s totally hypocritical that Celebitchy doesn’t allow comments that “wish death” on someone, but in the same breath posts a line about Scott wanting to stab Kourtney in the heart and chop her in to pieces.

    • whatevs says:

      i think the joke is that he looks like bale in american psycho. i hate the fact that i never ever watched their show and yet i know who the hell scott is. damn you internets!

  108. anne says:

    Why does mommy dearest lately keep wearing pilgrim collars? Does she really think this makes her look innocent and chaste?

  109. yoho_ahoy says:

    dumb nuts

  110. Violet's Roses says:

    Looks like a tacky Mafia family Christmas card.

  111. Gina says:

    All I can say is that pic is Photoshop’ed all to hell. Kims’ waist and arse, nor Kloe’s, has never ever been that small- ever! lol. Overall the picture layout/design is quite kool with the 3D effects but every person on there has been touched up, as usual, even little Mason.

  112. Firecracker says:

    I’ve finally figured out the look that they were going for! Mannequins!

  113. skinanny says:

    they forgot to photoshop Mommy Dearest’s hips….

  114. manda says:

    HATE SOCKS WITH HEELS AND SKIRT! HATE HATE HATE. I feel very strongly about this

  115. joxjooze says:

    Kim: “This pole was where Kris Humphries was supposed to stand. The pole is a better conversationalist, honestly.”

    …pah! as if Kim would mind!

  116. Ranga says:

    They seem to have ‘shopped Kims’ ass onto Kourtney!

  117. hetekyle says:

    The KAddams Family! Welcome to hell!

  118. dj says:

    It would have been much better had the whole family gotten matching Christmas sweaters and taken the picture together. That would have been hilarious and memorable. I laughed out loud at this ridiculous mess. Does anyone else think the 3 arches look like breasts and is it a coincidence? Discuss amongst yourselves!

  119. whatevs says:

    lmao i’m here for the hilarious title only and man the kards do not disappoint! i loathe and despise them with every cell in my body but you have to hand it to them for providing this a+comedy. the fact that all the photos are done with super srs bsns facial impressions only added to the epicness.

  120. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Anything dealing with the KKK are just ridiculous and sad!~ Seriously who do they think they are and what are they trying to portray in this portrait. There is nothing about this that says Merry Christmas, it looks like a bunch of people who have sold their souls to the devil for the almighty dollar.

  121. Hanita says:

    Honestly, I am speechless. I am not quite sure what is worse in this image. And, really – way to pimp out a3 year old in that pic. Not cute, just self-serving…

  122. hetekyle says:

    They look like the KAddams Family. With No Values

  123. Wells says:

    they photoshopped the heck out of that card
    I barely recognize Khloe they shaved of her fluff and redrew a face on her like they did on most of them
    Kourt got a new ass for xmas

    Kris dress is to small she can barely move

    this looks like a Bad Vampire poster

  124. jtoscano says:

    How do you photoshop so much flab and fuglyness? The photoman took flab and fugly and made them look like mean, lean felines. Of course, its all about being fake, fake, fake. Did old Mama Jenner ok that hideous pic of Kourtney? It makes her look like she just needs a whip and leash for Scotty.

  125. Penguin says:

    Disgusting, they’ve even photoshopped the baby.

  126. frewt says:

    Its repulsive and ridiculous all at once. Who the hell is so arrogant that they think friends and relatives would want a photocard of thems stonily posing in designer gear? Its so bloody vain and superficial – and ugly to boot.

  127. carrie says:

    messy pretentious Dallas card ( where are the Ewing familly when you need them?)

  128. Jenn12 says:

    Is this just for their show/publicity? Not only did they leave out Bruce’s kids, but they left out Lamar’s kids, too. Klassy.

  129. Pauline Bernoski says:

    This whole family is ugly & disgusting. Even photo shopped. Wish this family would croak, everyone of them bunch of friggin fakes!

  130. Judy says:

    The waste of of humanity is on that card,

  131. Nev says:

    love love love it.

    it’s tongue and cheek guys…looks good.