Gerard Butler almost died while trolling for mermaid ass in the Pacific

It feels like Gerard Butler has spent all of 2011 in the ocean, learning how to “surf”. That isn’t a bad way to spend a year at all, it’s just that… I keep hoping for more from Gerard. Machine Gun Preacher didn’t make waves and Coriolanus was well-received but barely seen. It felt like this was Gerry’s make-or-break year, his chance to show people that he really should be considered A-list, and he’s just…not. He spent a year surfing and a quick second boning Jessica Biel, allegedly, and other than that… nothing.

Anyway, Gerry was learning how to surf because he’s playing some surfer in a film called Of Men and Mavericks, which sounds like a gay pr0n about John McCain. I used to cover photos from the set, but I stopped after I became too depressed by the lack of wetsuit bulge. On Sunday, Gerry busted his ass (amongst other things) when he was pulled underwater by some major waves.

Gerard Butler was pulled underwater and dragged over a rocky reef Sunday by a large set of waves while he was filming the surfing movie Of Men and Mavericks in Northern California.

The actor, 42, was taken to Stanford Medical Center dazed but not seriously injured, after being rescued by a safety patrolman, according to ESPN.com. He was released soon after.

“Butler was held down for a solid two waves and took four or five more waves on the head,” surfer Frank Quirarte writes on his ESPN blog. “He was then washed through the rocks on the inside before he was finally able to be plucked out. He had that 100-yard stare that surfers get after a two-wave hold-down or near-death experience.”

Surfer Zach Wormhoudt, who was filming with Butler, told ESPN their group was caught off guard by a set of waves that appeared to come out of nowhere. In March, professional surfer Sion Milosky drowned at the same spot.

Butler is expected to make a full recovery. “He’s fine. Very scary,” Butler’s rep tells ET. “For precaution, we all wanted him checked out after it all happened. Came out with flying colors.”

[From Us Weekly and People Magazine]

I’m struggling to find a comedic angle here, but I just can’t. Maybe something about the waves having a nice ass and that’s why Gerard couldn’t come up for air? Something something trolling for mermaid strange? Really, I just hope Gerard is doing better and that he’s safe and healthy. I haven’t been thinking about him very much lately, I’ve been so focused on Michael Fassbender and Jeremy Renner. These crushes are cyclical – as soon as Gerard comes out wearing a nice suit and leering at me through the camera, I’ll be his again.

By the way, here are some photos from last week’s Golden Globes nominations announcement. Gerry looked like crap.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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  1. brin says:

    I’m glad he’s ok,hope he has many more years of trolling for strange!

  2. Jenn says:

    That headline made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that at such an early hour. (Glad he is OK.)

  3. Agnes says:

    “Gay porn about John McCain” – HAHAHA!

  4. Cathy says:

    I don’t think he looks like crap, he looks rather boinkable to me. I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.

  5. clare says:

    That movie P.S. I love you- Gerard Butler and Jeffrey Dean Morgan – seriously hot. And a bit mysterious.
    Now, he’s lost his heat, and I don’t like this light hair color. I miss the old Gerard.
    JDM still has the heat, but needs to lose some weight – because of that Javier Bardem resemblance now.

    • kibbles says:

      Agreed but I say this in every Gerard Butler thread these days. He was delicious in PS I Love You but he’s lost most of his hotness since then. I think his career has cooled down considerably after making so many horrible romantic comedies. He seems to be past the age and looks of a heartthrob and that will be a problem if he can’t bring in the young female audience to see his films.

  6. Victoria says:

    I’m glad he put a few pounds back on which makes him a bit more doable. I kind of liked hims when he was beer fatty. He looked a little more manly. Now I’m just afraid he is trying to swaggerjack Matthew Mc’s 2002 look.

  7. atlantapug says:

    I hope he knows that mermaids don’t technically have an ass.

    I concur, he looks like crap.

  8. madpoe says:

    Yeah I heard about this yesterday and it scared me. My crush on him is cyclical as well but would be upset to hear he died on set. I’m still upset with Brandon Lee and how long has that been! Get better Butler!!

  9. Arvedia says:

    I almost drowned as well while bathing on an unsupervised coast in Spain this year and had to be rescued by several people. God, it’s such a horribe feeling to absolutely know you’re dying unless someone comes to your aid. So I really feel with Gerard, even though I’m not such a big fan. Things like that can really make you go off big waves for life.

  10. Jules says:

    Curls do nothing for him.

  11. TheOriginalKitten says:

    God, he looks AWFUL. WTF happened to him? There is nothing here for me.
    *Personality: Suspect
    *Body: Um, moobs? NO (and judging by lack of bulge-definitely NO)
    *Face: GOD NO, he is aging terribly.
    *Talent: Remains to be seen.
    He’s starting to have that Russell Crowe bulldog face that I hate. Ugh. It all saddens me…

  12. Kara Ann says:

    For me, Butler will always be the guy from “Dear Frankie”. Such a lovely movie. If you haven’t seen it, it’s worth looking up.

  13. Chickie Baby says:

    Yes, he’s really thin (and looks tired, like exhausted) right now, but you know he’ll come back in a few months looking heavier—from bulky muscle or post-filming-laziness—and be our fave hunk yet once again.

    And @Kara Ann is right: “Dear Frankie” was a lovely film and the G-Man was great in it (despite the buzzed hair). That’s the kind of stuff he should go back to: films with more heart and less skirt-chasing.

  14. RJ says:

    Ewww! The curls with the beardage is just too much. Looks like he’s ready to join the cast of Axe Men.

  15. JuliaDomna says:

    Stupid hair.

  16. anne_000 says:

    It looks like he’s done stuff to his face, which is unfortunate. I hate when men prettify their face.

  17. befair says:

    While it is fair to comment on whether you think a photo is flattering or not, before you complain about the look of any actor or actress, please consider whether or not their current look esp the hair is for a movie role.

    Mavericks still has some filming left to do so the hair and the beard are likely staying on Gerard until he is sure no reshoots etc.

    It’s like complaining about the crewcuts on soldiers, like they have a choice.

    Be thankful he didn’t dye his hair truly blonde like the character he is playing, Frosty Hesson though I think the soul patch/goatee Hesson sports would have been a hot look.

  18. marie says:

    I used to think he was hot but he has aged and is way too skinny.