As I began to look through the photos from last night’s Golden Globes, these are the photos that caught my eye. For real. LL crashed the Weinstein post-Globes party – and the pre-party too, apparently. HuffPo reports that several days ago, The Weinstein Company hosted a Globes celebration at the Chateau Marmont, and Linnocent “snuck in through the hotel’s back entrance.” She made a beeline for the A-listers (including Michelle Williams and Jean Dujardin) and she took photos with them. A source told Fox News that LL is back to living at the Marmont too – “She came because she had a room at the Chateau.” If that wasn’t enough, Lindsay has caught the eye of another sketchball – Jeremy Piven:
Could Lindsay Lohan actually be getting career advice from Jeremy Piven? The troubled star and Piven — who played Hollywood agent Ari Gold on HBO’s “Entourage” — were spotted in deep conversation at the Chateau Marmont during Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes party Wednesday. A spy tells us that while Michelle Williams and Bradley Cooper mingled, Lohan, in a tight ponytail, was flirting and chatting with Piven. “He seemed interested,” said a source.
[From Page Six]
Who sounds more pathetic, the crackhead or the crackhead enabler? In any case, LL is due back in court for her monthly progress report tomorrow. Apparently, she’s in compliance, but just barely:
Lindsay Lohan goes before Judge Stephanie Sautner tomorrow for her second probation progress report and she will once again pass with flying colors … but this time it came down to the wire … sources tell TMZ.
As the judge dictated back in November, Lindsay was required to complete 12 morgue visits and 4 psychotherapy sessions by Tuesday’s court hearing. Sources close to Lindsay tell us she’s done just that … but she completed the last 2 morgue visits on Friday and Saturday.
According to our sources, Lindsay has been a model morgue employee. Translation — She gets the job done with no drama and she’s friendly with the staff.
After tomorrow’s hearing Lindsay will be at the halfway mark of her probation. She has another hearing February 15, where she’ll have to show proof she completed another 12 morgue visits and 4 therapy classes. And on March 29 — her final hearing — she must show she’s completed the remaining 17 morgue visits and 6 therapy classes.
Should Lindsay slip up at any point, she gets 270 days behind bars.
[From TMZ]
Can’t you feel the old crack itch coming back? As if the itch ever left! It’s always there, she can just contain for a month or so. And then it pops up and crashes a party and then shows up to a big industry party, looking like the raging crack urge it is.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
What a mess!
white-ish hair, white-ish skin, white-ish dress, saggy boobs… she looks like she’s 68 years old
Seriously. Why, why with the blonde hair, Linsay?!
Doesn’t she though! I was thinking she looks like someone’s grandmother. Someone’s grandmother who usually wears her long hair in a bun except for on special occasions…
Someone needs to tell her a bra is her FRIEND!
Lord, the girl’s boobs are sooooo droopy she will be tripping over them soon. I think she’s passed the ‘bra will help’ stage – she needs a full on breast lift, maybe with reduction, and some serious corset support.
Her face is so swollen, so puffy, it must be much more than just the botox and fillers etc. – it’s probably coke residue causing water retention. She looks horrible! And the close-up of her face? Mother of… those implants she put in both lips, the teeth veneers sticking too far out, the whole thing just looks like it would be so yuuuucky to the touch. Who would want to even make out with that? Oh, right, Piven has no standards left.
Eww, just even thinking about her makes me feel all sleazy and gross – she needs to seriously disappear. What more clues does she need that she’s a has been, that she’s nobody anymore – not being invited to even the lamest parties is not clue enough? Obviously not, because she is so in denial that she will simply crash the parties? Who does that??? Spoiled brat with zero talent, no sense of style, ugly face and body, entitlement issues, and deepest delusions of grandeur and self worth.
Go away, disappear, and never raise your ugly head again, cokehoah! Ughhh..
Like Miss Havisham, only dirtier.
What’s left of girlfriend’s hair is turning green from hair abuse.
I can’t believe she’s not even in her 30’s.
I just realised that she looks like Madeline Ashton – the character played by Meryl Streep in “Death becomes her”. BEFORE SHE HAS DRUNK THE POTION.
Hilar. I’m so glad I didn’t have any liquid in my mouth because I laughed hard at that. Nice observation. She should really go back to her red hair.
Camille…YES, you totally nailed it! As soon as I saw the pics I thought who is she channeling here?? Of course it’s sheer coincidence – but still funny as hell 😀
Oh, dear God, please don’t let her start deluding herself that she is Meryl now too!
LMFAO, I never realized that until now, but you’re so right! “Wrinkled, wrinkled little star… hope they never see the scars.”
“Can’t you feel the old crack itch coming back?” LMFAO
Vagisil Martinies all around. Shaken, not stirred.
Oh nooooo. LMAO
I’ll stick to my cracktinis and shots of delusion there, Rita. 😉
That ole crack itch has NEVER left. It WAS there, IS there, and will CONTINUE to be there.
So sad she used to be so beautyful now she is prematurally aged and look like a washed up housewife in her 50’s and addicted to tox’!! her good looks will never come back they are gone for good!
Agreed. She can’t get her beauty back – it’s gone. She looks ruff – obvs. they groomed the hell out of her, but that dry, horrid hair mixed with her fake lips and ill-fitting dress in a bad color – it’s all wrong, so, so wrong.
She looks very, very ill. I almost feel sorry for her – she must be feeling so crappy. Can you imagine what her liver looks like if her face looks like this? It would probably take a couple of years of intensive detoxes to get all the toxins she’s put in her system back out. She’s young enough to get her health back if she was serious about it but her looks are totally gone for good.
So she crashed a private party because she happens to be staying at the same place? Nice crack logic.
Only way for her to justify being there. I’m kinda surprised no one tossed her out on her kiester, though. I mean, it’s Harvey-freakin-Weinstein!
It does seem to be cracky logic but at least she has some sort of excuse…attention pig Parisite Hilton and her mother were there too and they weren’t staying there. Anything for a pic I guess..
LL is like a bad case of dandruff
Is there anything left on her that is real? She looks awful!
Her “new teeth” are way too big for her!
Maybe she’ll grow into them? I mean, her cheeks and lips are inflating by the hour.
I’m embarrassed for her. Can you imagine what all the A-listers said about her once she left the room? Jeremy Piven was probably just playing with her. She is a huge joke to anyone serious about their acting career. It’s sad how far she has fallen. She could have well been a nominee at the Globes rather than the crackhead who sneaks into the pre- and post- parties if she hadn’t gone down this road of drugs, alcohol, and stripping for any magazine willing to give her cash.
I KNOW…. I feel very empathetic towards her. Poor girl is a joke, wasn’t invited, and looks so excited 🙁 poor little mess
No way! Lindsay and Piven are PERFECT for each other. Let’s hope she gives him the STDs he so richly deserves.
What is with her lipstick? Looks more like gloss and its all over the place.
Maybe she did a little “favor” for the doorman to let her in 😉
Morning Mort
You know the probability of THAT is rather high. Haha
Mornin’ there, Mort & Mad! A distinct probability indeed.
Helllloooo Bells and Mads 🙂
I can think of no other explanation!
Nor can I Mort. Enjoy these 2 tidits, courtesy of ‘The Mare’ on tmz. Psst, I stole them.
1. Lindsay Lohan’s Crashing Parties Again
January 16th, 2012
Looking at these photos of Lindsay Lohan at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party last night, you’d just assume she was somehow invited after Dina promised half-off handies for everyone who saved their Globes ticket stub. Except it turns out Lindsay’s been sneaking into parties on her own all week because apparently it’s Surprisingly Faithful Hotel Owners Week in Hollywood. NY Daily News reports:
On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops,” where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo from “The Artist” and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from “My Week With Marilyn,” were being snapped.
Keep in mind, Lindsay’s been staying at the Marmont for the past week and a half because an alcoholic on probation living above a bar is always an awesome idea.
2. Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Nose Photos Surface?
January 16th, 2012 1:04 PM by Firecracker Tag: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan crashed a pre-Golden Globe party at the Chateau Marmont where she took photos with the likes of A-Listers like Michelle Williams. She walked the red carpet, natch, even though she wasn’t supposed to be there. Isn’t that something a crackhead would do?!
Lohan was photographed with what looks like cocaine in her nostrils. Check out all that white in her nose in the photo above! Lohan will come up with some excuse for why there was some white in her nostrils. Was it just candy? Nah. She’ll probably say the coke was Photoshopped in.
*Too funny* (thats my comment)
Girl needs to seriously go live in a cabin in the countryside and walk in the fresh air every day, stay away from from everything….but know what, she doesn’t want to and she loves this sh*t, she’s messed her face up totally.
Ugh I can’t even….
I agree!
I agree.
Her hair,skin and dress all look the same colour.
I wish somebody would tell her she looks horrible as a blond. What I don’t understand is how Lindsay can crash all of these parties. How does she get in and why isn’t she thrown out? She’s just Lindsay Lohan not Meryle Streep.
That second picture; wow, she looks terrible, even for her.
I thought she was broke? How is she going to pay her hotel bill?
She will probably just skip the bill, and end up in court again. That seems to be how she rolls these days.
And whats with her colour sheme? She looks like the ghost of a whitehaired lady! Jesus Lindsay pull yourself togetehr! As someone said, just go live in the countryside for a couple of months or years or whatever it takes to get you grounded in reality! Cause that hair is insane! And this coming from a bottleblond myself, but theres just no reseblance between our hair other than that so, I mean I don’t even know if thats hair or a bunch of nylon glued to her head, probably the latter…
Does this chick not own 1 goddamn bra? She’s just 25 and they already sag down to her waist, YUCK!
YAAASS omg those sunken tits, lets also talk about wtf is that nose? Seriously is this new? She looks wretched, gawd!
I agree! I have a large bust for my weight and I KNOW how hard it is to find dresses and blouses that fit the chest, but I would NEVER wear anything that stretches and pulls across the chest like that. The lack of bra makes it that much worse.
When you don’t even know how or when to wear a bra I guess the rest of this disaster makes sense!?!
aha! She’s got the rudolf coke nose in the second pic! The tip of her nose is bruised on the end. Classic sign that she has done coke in the last few hours!
I noticed her nose first thing, but I didn’t know what caused that.
There’s also some c*ke residue in the pic where she blows a kiss I think? But maybe I’m seeing what I want to see?
I see that too!!! My gawd, where’s the momager when you need her. Lindsay; you don’t leave home with illegal drugs stuck up your nose! Druggie trying to act normal-rule 1.
Ahhh! I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. I googled it Lindsay lohan coke nose and that picture came up on another website as of two hours ago.
Coke rings in her nostrils. Those little hairs have fallen out from all the stuff she snorts. (I had to scroll back up and check out the pic after I read your comment!)
Ah, so it wasn’t just me 🙂
Oh, no, Michelle, not just you! Those are some white rings of the devil’s dandruff if ever I’ve seen them! 😉
She probably got her nostrils waxed thinking it would prevent getting photographed with hitch hickers, but thats definitely residue.
She must know every dark corner, back room, tunnel and dumbwaiter in that place by now!
New chicklets too.
one word. Nose.
Also, I have nursed all 4 of my children and my boobs are perkier than hers, which are down at her elbows. ew.
Yeah, NO WAY are those boobs in the Playboy shoot hers.
I am starting to feel bad for her, embarrassed even.
It’s too bad she ruined her life, can’t get her shizz together, I don’t think calling her out and making fun of her is.. well fun or appropriate anymore.
She is on a downward spiral and it’s sad to see her like this for so long….wish her stupid family would HELP her not keep trying to make money off her.
Ha! I thought about Hollywood’s #1 Party Crasher as I watched last night. Glad she didn’t disappoint.
She’s been friends with Piven for awhile now, right? Remember the first time she got an ankle bracelet and those pictures were taken of her at a house party wearing a bikini and the bracelet? I thought those were taken at Piven’s party. Though of course she could have crashed that one too.
As a side note, this reminds me of a girl in Austin who tried to sneak into a party after they the bouncer told her she was not allowed in. She went though the back door and climbed into an air vent that led to the party. Unfortunately, things didn’t go well for her.
You can’t blame her for trying, although her desperation is embarassing. But I will blame her for that terrible haircolor and horrible pink dress that washes her out.
The saddest part is that she seems to think she’s relevant to Hollywood. Doesn’t really get that it’s over for her. She’s like the unpopular girl thats always trying to sit at the cheerleader table.
Wow. She even has crack hands! How do you get crack hands?! She looks like she’s been working the cotton fields with those paws.
I know, right. My 72 year old MeMaw has better looking hands the Miz Crack-a-lacka. And she grew up on a farm and worked her butt off all her life. Lordy what a mess.
That Nose is history…is has Micheal Jackson nose !! zoom in and see the stuff in the left nostril….UGH !!
Oh, all right, you made me go look at that coke-booger. Ewwwwww.
Gawd she’s nasty. I don’t know why I click on these links about her. She hurts my eyes bad.
Dress like a princess & fight like a whore, huh? Yep, sounds about right.
Never rated her looks but at least she was natural. This is just…horrific. Her repugnant personality has truly written itself over her face.
That dress is so fabulously vintagey.
And she totally ruins it.
I love that dress too!
Eww.
Ruh roh…look at that up-the-nose shot….looks like she’s snorted a path straight up to her brain, no cartilage required..
Ahh, the Cracken…if only her hair were darker and not bottle white/blonde, that dress might actually look good on her.
Where did her features go? She seriously is a giant crack blob now.
Her stupid Marilyn Monroe blown (ha, blown) kiss gives me the dry heaves.
The girl so desperately wants to be one of them, yet she lacks any spark of uniqueness, much less talent.
In addition to that, she seems to have no idea when people are laughing at her.
Klyptosnatcha Queen of denial..cruising down the river in a boat jacked by lindsay..three slaves holding on for dear life while she does rails of cocaine..
I didnt picture Liz taylor like that at all
Her lips look SO PAINFUL. Just stop, girl.
Oh my gosh these pictures…I can’t quit laughing. Seriously my father who is in his 60s is terminally ill has been through chemo, radiation and numerous hospital visits has dry wrinkly skin still has a better complexion than this tart. (I won’t even start about those 80 year old looking hands)
I have never in my life seen boobs hang like that on someone in their 20s, it looks like she has breastfed a litter of 20. Good gawd.
She looks like a damn bobblehead and you know she is thinking “damn I am working this tonight everyone wants to be Lindsay Lohan and I am the best looking one here”
On a side note thank you Lindsay, I can now wear a potato sack today, not comb my hair, or put on makeup, plus walk around scratching my ass and still feel better and look better than you do. Bwwhahahahaaa, snort, cough..come up for air repeat.
Yeah, I have begun to feel bad for her now.
Don’t get me wrong. I still see her a cracked out, scumbaggy, lying, thieving, get-away-with-everything leech to society, user sociopath wo needs to do a sturdy stint in jail, but this party-crashing desperation isn’t fun to watch. It just makes me feel uncomfortable.
I’d like to know how she did CS on a Saturday when they are not open for business on a Saturday…anyone? Bueller?
Mornin Miss Akimbo
We’ve been debating that on tmz and a few, myself included, decided the morgue must be open for Saturday CS. They certainly wouldn’t hold the door open for this twit. Think about it, some people actually WORK not hook for a living and the morgue open for CS on Saturday is not far fetched. Will I see you in ‘chat’ tomorrow for the hearing?
I sure hope so, Mad, but my spring semester classes start tomorrow, so it depends what time court starts. Any idea? I *really* don’t want to miss the show.
Hi Boo! I suspect morgues don’t have regular business hours, but I’m not sure. If my suspicion proves correct, however, I’m willing to bet that SOMEONE made “special arrangements” for Linnocent so she would be “in compliance” come Tuesday’s crack tailgate event. (Yay!)
Ms. Akimbo, I would assume its her usual 10:00 am PST per usual. You know Blohan goes first, fvck the other peasants who don’t get court time scheduled but sit in the gallery until their name is called like everyone else. Gawd its makes it so EASY to dislike her.
Belle, I’d be willinig to bet the fancy schmancy rafts we have at the vodka vat, you know the ones with the inflatable palm tree and cracktini holder that the L.A. morgue is open 24 hours but CS can only be done between 8-5 Monday thru Saturday. Just surmising.
Did all of you see the D Listed story, its a hoot.
Yes, love! So funny! I’m willing to bet you’re right. (But I’m keeping my raft. I like my palm tree & cracktini holder! Hell, I’d drown in the vat without my raft!)
So 10 a.m. tomorrow, then? I’ll have the vodka melon balls & shots of delusion.
I don’t know where to start.
Her dress is so pale and old-style (fugly anyway), too bleached, double chin, too fake and plumped lips and cheeks. I don’t know why she continues to do this to herself, she was originally beautiful but she turned out into a trashy crack-monster.
And she really needs a manicure!
Dear Lindsay,
Please darken your hair.
Thank you,
Zigggy
@imabrat
I so agree. Her crack logic is so simple, we all know that now she thinks she has fooled everyone. Here are the awsome red carpet photos with all these big names, so we must be thinking now that she is one of them. Furthermore, now that she is there, all those agents, producers and A listers will see that she is still gorgeous and talented and next week she will be bombarded with scripts and great opportunities…
Her and Dina’s crack logic, I mean. Sad.
Wow she looks like she just rolled out of bed, threw a dress on and moseyed on downstairs. Pathetic.
Her face seems different.
she is tring to get that part for “carrie”…she has that crazed look after carrie got splattered with pig blood..
“THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!”
Painfully accurate.
Not only ARE they laughing now, they HAVE been laughing and will CONTINUE to laugh for the foreseeable future.
Oh geeze, now that’s a funny comment. Hahaha thanks for the laughs! 🙂
Get some sun, get a new hair color, get a better stylist. You look like the walking dead.
Firstly–WTH is all that white shit in her nose?
Secondly–Doesn’t that dress just cry out for some real jewelry? she’s either pawned all hers and/or NO ONE will loan her any more.
Thirdly–OF COURSE the Piv was ‘interested.’ He always has an insurance policy in case his first several choices turn him down.
How about all of the above. She did pawn all her real jewelry (and by ‘her’ I mean what she lifted from various photoshoots) and NO ONE will lend her any.
“If his first SEVERAL choices turn him down” LMFAO
Meth or coke.
Piven is nasty. They’re perfect for each other!
Jaysus, even dressed and made up she still looks blinking awful, she has aged so badly and the damage can no longer be disguised…
So close one this time, whats the betting she def slips up b4 the end of the probation period…I can feel it in the water that crackie drama is making a come back very soon… 😉
Cracktini times are a coming!! 😀
Mornin Ruby Red
Whats really horrifying is THAT is 25 yrs. old! That damage is irreversable. She could go back to red hair, let the lips naturally deflate, lay off all those needless injectables, never drink or take another illegal drug TODAY and NOTHING would change. Of course thats NOT gonna happen, it can only get worse from here.
Angel its ALWAYS time for a cracktini.
What’s up with her nose? Has she had some recent work done on it or something? It looks pointier than usual.
Agreed. It was the first thing I noticed too.
Washed out and washed up. Basically says it all.
LiLo would look 100% better if she just changed that hair color away from blonde.
How’s Bess doing?
At this point, even going back to red hair would do what exactly? See my post to Ruby Red above.
Hi Mad,
I’m hanging in there. I was dog sitting last week and now I miss having the little guy around.
IMO,If LL went back to something resembling her natural hair color, it would approve her appearance greatly. She’ll never get the natural beauty back, but she’ll stop looking so washed out.
I agree with those who are saying that LL is starting to let the irresponsibility creep back in. She just finished the CS requirements for the current period by the skin on her teeth.
‘Skin of her teeth’ is spot on. By HOOKER OR BY CROOK, oh yeah she’s BOTH!
Mad, dahling, I think you mean “By hooker by CRACK” love! 😉
Good Lord. It’s like Casper the crackiest ghost.
Bwah hahahaha!
Evil Casper!
she looks awful! granted the teeth are an improvement, but between that horrible hair color, the bloat and that HIDEOUS dress… it really is so sad. her looks at this point are probably gone for good like other posters said.She needs a good, stable influence in her life. while i agree she’s a self entitled narcissest (sp but im too lazy to change) it is really sad that there doesnt seem to be anyone in her life that cares
I actually hate what has become of her. She was beautiful and had so much potential and now look at her. If nothing else, will someone ANYONE, please tell her that she looks like shitballs with blonde hair?!
At least, her skin is not orange anymore…
But the current grey is equally unflattering. 🙂
Unsurprisingly horrible.
She was tripping over her boobs the entire night.
idiot writer. you don’t get on a red carpet if you crash a party. the red carpet is strictly enforced and she posed on the red carpet at the weintstein party at the chateau.
besides had she crashed the first party, she wouldn’t have been invited to the second party.
What a beautiful gown in the photos but dear god, does she look horrible in it!
Same old same old in the life of a ruined star. There’s simply nothing more to add.
Uh, awful, tragic, old…
sad.
Assuming she makes it to 40 — a big ‘if’, can you imagine what she’ll look like?
What I don’t get is why everytime Lindsay crashes a party, she hardly ever gets thrown out. I would have kicked her ass right back out.
God strike me down, but I don’t think she looks too bad here– actually somewhat reminiscent of Veronica Lake (you know, in her washed-up, alcohol-soaked latter years).
Jesus, I just said Lindsey Lohan looks good. The 2012 Apocalypse is indeed coming.
Do I see coke in those nostrils? I just feel badly for her. I can’t hate. She’s too delusional at this point.
That’s how I see it, too. No fun kicking someone when they’re down. Hugs Lindsey, I will never give up on you. You DO need to take a break from that scene, my friend, for at least a couple years. Go to a yogic commune, heal your aura, you’re carrying your family’s shame, time to face your unconscious patterning head on, lest it destroy you!!!!
OMG that hair looks like bleached hay.
Just a matter of time (tick tick) before she cracks out again. She can’t stay out of toruble for long. I predict IF she meets her court ordered duties, she’ll mess up again within 6 months.
Her hands are seriously scaring me YUCCCK!
Her hair is going to fall out at any moment…seriously…she has OVERDONE the bleach. Just like everything in her life…OVERDONE and completely ruined. She looks a MESS and not a hot one at all.
Queen on the scene and Phoebe Price called Lilo L L.. “Latent Loser” and high five’d, laughed and bowed with they got great applause from the crowd..
Price is one to talk! I’m not sticking up for LL here, but I saw Phoebe on Beverly Hills Bride with some of her friends and even the shop owner called them “some Hollywood wannabes” LOL!
I just said I’d make an appt with my optometrist because I think Angie looked good last night. I now donate that appt to Lindsay because she obviously isn’t seeing straight if she thinks she looks good now.
Didn’t I call it? Didn’t I say Cracken von Crackhead would mess up after the holidays? She is so predictable…
*waves & raises cracktini to the usual suspects, drinks, scrolls back up to read comments now*
Mornin Belle
Whats cookin good lookin? Doesn’t she look beyond bad? And in her drug addled mind, she thinks she’s da bomb. I ALMOST feel sorry for this has been, who BARELY was.
Cracktini glass raised high.
Oh yeah, she’s a mess. A morgue-like mess. (No offence to corpses.)
I see she’s using that old standby pose of the ‘blowing a kiss’ and dearly hope the photogs taking that particular shot all ducked for cover.
it looks like she spent a little too much time at the morgue and has taken the styling advise and borrowed some of the makeup tactics of the morticians. :~O
No matter how hard she tries to imitate Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor, I only see Dana Plato.
Me too! Sad…
What time is court tomorrow? Damn it, it’s my first day of classes…I wish Judge Stephie would stick to her Court On Wednesday schedule!
I’ll keep a cracktini chilling for you. 🙂 I think The Cracken probably would have been in court today, except for the MLK holiday.
Thanks, Bella! If it’s her usual 10 AM PST court time (God forbid she gets out of bed for an 8 o’clock appt), I should be able to make it–I would so hate to miss a perp walk/fashion show!
Oh, Boo, you know we can’t miss her “Red Carpet of Crime” carpet walk!
What will she be wearing? Who will she have “borrowed” it from? Whose jewelry will she have stolen?
The mind boggles…
weird new nose.
Coke nose
Seriously,Lohan, drop the Marilyn references. the look isn’t flattering to you or relavant in entertainment.
Michelle Williams already made the film and won the award. Move on.
You know Williams winning that award chapped her hyde real good too. lmao In her drug induced state, like Portman’s role, she believes that role should have been HERS!
Someone should tell her that the role already went to Michelle and the movie has already been made. Lyndsay you are not Marilyn Monroe.
Her head looks HUGE on her body. Ugh, she’s so pathetic. She’s been given so many chances to get her schtuff together though, I can’t feel sorry for her. Just disgusted.
Exactly.
trying to portray a little girl image with the bow and the poses. she is really reaching
Jebus chriss she looks like death warmed over
She used to be so pretty. Now, uggh.
If you go over to MK’s site, he has a post about this trick and the party crashing. To top it all off, in thumbnail #8, it looks like Vikram is back in the picture, literally. He is waiting for her while she poses. The guy must be a total moron to go to an event with her.
Oh thats Vikram alright. Thats who paid for the coke that in the one pick you can see the coke booger. The idiot didn’t even bother to dress up.
Vikram looks like a slob. Who wears a baseball cap and jeans to an event like that? Also, the buttons on that shirt look like they’re crying for mercy.
Good Gawd, can you imagine the walking petri dishes of virulent viruses that are these two combined? I’m slightly terrified! *cowers in chair with blankie & cracktini*
She looks horrid. That face is tragic.
I wish I could afford to get some individually applied eyelashes – I’m told they’re about $500 a pop and redo’s are like twice a month? Also, if they’re mink that means fur???? Which means probably from dead animals. That I would not do.
Normally I use the term “oxygen snatcher” for the elderly, but I think in her case this term would also apply. She’s a 20 something going on 120 something.
well… her teeth look nice.
She makes me vomit. Her face looks like a wasted, because of the use, old madame face who cannot retire from the trade because she has no money and now that she is old she has to entertain the most discussing pervs.
I get such a strong reaction every time I see her that I avoid all her pictures, but today I wanted to see the dress…
feel sorry for her, can’t help it
the girl needs a friend
Unfortunately, she is the type of “friend” who would constantly make her problems YOUR problems. And when the going gets tough after she puts a knife in your back, she abandons ship, ala, it was the black kid.
I feel sorry for her too…..
Does she not realize she’s just getting a rep as a party crasher? She would have done so much better to stay under the radar. The party crashing makes her seem more out of the loop than ever.
About a year ago I was convinced she was about to die. I was wrong. She’s like a freaking cockroach.
Let me add, that I don’t wish she would die. I’m just kind of impressed.
Crackroach, darling, it’s CRACKROACH.
OH GOD, HER FACE. WHY IS SHE DOING THAT TO HER FACE?
She looks high, drunk or both bitch needs to sit her ass down some where.
that is so sad. It is what drugs can do to you….She look 45 and wrecked.
She looks ghastly.
Just looked at these pics again and must say, what a mess! The awful, cheap looking dress, the tacky, bleached out scraggle of a hairdo, the “I’m a serious actress, not a crackho honest” minimalist makeup, not to mention the whole desperate vibe she’s giving off…. Oh, and she looks loaded. I’d love to hear the ‘after the after party’ stories….
She looks like shit with dark brown hair too. Red was beautiful on her, she needs to go back
WOW!Now,she just looks like a trash blonde version of Megan Fox!O.o
The pointed nose!The sausage lips!The bloated botoxy face!
DAMN!And…to think there’s no turnin’ back! :C
Those plastic surgeons must be greedy swindler for ruining such YOUNG and PRETTY girls!
I believe she needs a good therapy much more than Hollywood…
It’s called “the call of the wild” it’s what is going to happen to Lindsay when she can’t turn down the blow, the drink or anything else. She’ll be going off the rails soon enough! It’s unfortunate but to me she seems like a true alcoholic/drug addict and if she does not stop all of it, she will be back in trouble soon enough. I looked at those nostrils and instantly knew that this girl is not sober and possibly might not ever be sober. Sad.
eww, ewww, ewwwwww. and she’s doing monroe poses blowing kisses and such, and it feels like she is imitating michelle williams’ mannerisms too since she played marilyn, but is playing the nice girl irl. i have a feeling that if marilyn was alive, as gracious as she was, she’d be disturbed as hell by this crack job stalking and imitating her. i bet she wasn’t feeling all that happy about being who she was. anyway who would want a copy cat stalker, let alone a complete crackhead at that?
This chick OMG! LMAO!! Nothing like a good trainwreck.
She looks awful!!! Where’s her agent(mom?), stylist(mom?). Get the kid back to normal. She is not Marilyn, Liz, so quite trying! Girl needs an identity check! Kinda sad.
Her new teeth are too big and they don’t look anything like her original teeth. These new teeth look like LeAnn Rimes'(horse) teeth. Soon there won’t be anything left of the face and hair she was famous for.
I’m sorry, but her lips in that “air kiss”, looks just like my poor little dachshunds bunghole after having the runs and her anal glands are full!
ACK!!
She’s trying her heart out, Marilyn she aint, but I see her encountering an early, unfortunate end like her. So sad what Hollywood does to some people.
I think she was talking up Michelle to try and show she would have made a better Marilyn…not. Why else the platinum blond and cutesy Marilynesque poses?