You’ll really have to forgive us here. There were twenty-million new photos of celebrities of various calibers and importance this past weekend, and we’re going to be a little late in getting to some of the more interesting photos of some of least interesting celebrities. Take Kelly Osbourne – I don’t consider her important enough to cover in our immediate post-Globes fashion marathon, but for second-day coverage? Sure. Why not? I’m helped by the fact that Kelly stepped out in LA BEFORE the Globes looking like hell, and then proceeded to come to the Globes in some kind of Zac Posen tragedy.

First, let’s talk about Kelly at Saturday night’s Art of Elysium Heaven Gala. Kelly wore a Guishem dress and a blotchy orange face. Look at this:

I don’t understand how a young woman leaves the house looking this corpsey. I know that word gets thrown around a lot, but in this specific case, there is no other word. She looks like death. She looks terminal. I don’t get how this is a “look” or a “style”.

As for Kelly’s Zac Posen dress at the Globes – God, I hated it. The color is better, sure, and the makeup has improved. But those sleeves ruin everything!! Everything looks like a stiffly-encased sausage. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.