Britney surprises clueless K-Fed with divorce papers!


I went to bed last night and when I woke up several of my dreams came true! The Dems captured the House in the US and Britney filed for divorce from K-Fed. She’s now a size six and she made a TV appearance after submitting to the skills of a makeup artist and halfway decent stylist. She wasn’t even chewing gum. I thought that was a big step for Britney, but she had a bigger surpise in store for everyone.

Sources say that K-Fed didn’t have a clue that the axe was coming and that Britney slapped the divorce papers on him unexpectedly! What’s more is that Britney might not even have to give K-Fed 1/2 a million according to their prenup. It’s a good f’in day!

Just a week after Kevin Federline told a Boston radio audience that he and Britney Spears “have a wonderful relationship,” the fading pop princess shocked the world and filed for divorce from the ne’er-do-well rapper.

Spears, apparently K-Fed up with her layabout spouse, sought to dissolve her marriage in Los Angeles County Superior Court yesterday, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

And just hours before kicking K-Fed to the curb, Britney flaunted her newly svelte form in a suprise appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman” Monday night. Just to make sure her soon-to-be-ex would know what he’s going to be missing . . . .

The 24-year-old singer requested both legal and physical custody of their two sons, Sean Preston, 1, and 2-month-old Jayden James. She offered K-Fed reasonable visitation rights.

However,the Chaotic end to their two-year union was complicated by the fact that Federline was in Toronto promoting his debut rap album and Spears’ legal papers cited Monday as the date of their separation. Leaving many celeb pundits to wonder whether K-Fed was privvy to his wife’s decision to pull the plug on their merger.

Just last week the 28-year-old rapper assured WAAF’s Greg Hill that the Spederlines “were very happy and have a wonderful relationship.”

“I’m in mourning for K-Fed,” Hill told the Track yesterday. “But Kevin said he never reads any of the press about their marriage and doesn’t listen to what anyone says. So maybe he doesn’t read divorce papers either and doesn’t know about it yet.”

In fact, the “Britney and Kevin: Chaotic” star seemed clueless to any marital strife, according to Canada.com.

Sources told the Web site that Federline was overheard yesterday saying he hoped his wife would come to Toronto and surprise him.

Well, she probably surprised him all right!

Debra Birnbaum, editor and chief of Life & Style magazine says while K-Fed probably saw a split in their future, the timing may have been an unexpected blow.

“It couldn’t be worse timing for K-Fed,” Birnbaum said. “We’ve reported that he’s been trying to negotiate more money in their prenup for some time now. And his CD has not exactly been doing too well.”

But Spears’ decision to lose her trashtastic hubby has been a long time coming, Birnbaum added.

“I think the second pregnancy was a complete surprise to them and they decided to try and work it out for the sake of the kids,” she mused. “She’s ready for a comeback and I think she finally realized he’s a laughingstock – to be polite. She can’t succeed with Kevin attached to her.”

Birnbaum added that the couple’s recent sojourn to New York City to promote K-Fed’s CD seemed to be the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Britney is said to have been photographed breaking down several times while in NY with K-Fed, and Life & Style says that the pictures will be in their upcoming issue.

In the divorce papers, Britney lists October 8, 2004 as the date of their marriage, not their big wedding day of September 18th. She has also hired divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has represented Angelina Jolie and Nick Lachey.

Remember how I said I needed a gossip boost because I was getting burnt out? This will do quite nicely. Plus we have two new contributing writers. Thanks to Lady Licorice and Celebrity Baby Scoop for helping out. Visit their excellent sites and give them some love.

Britney is fulfilling her destiny as laid out in our Fantasy Celebrity Futures wish list.

Here are tons of pictures of Britney in NY. She looks so happy. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com and Splash News for these pictures.

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  1. Clarimonde says:

    She has giant lopsided boobs but as least she has one less baby latched to them now! Good on ya Brit.

  2. Fleegle says:

    Now, for the bra-wearing, BRITNEY. Put. On. A. Bra.

  3. Toubrouk says:

    Well, looks like Britney finally got a clue; Get rid of the the parasite called “K-Fed” if you want to save your carrer.

    I just wonder now, can she save her carrer? She looked trash for the last few years and I believe it removed some of the glitter on her stardom.

  4. Meaghan says:

    She looks HOT!
    I lov eher hair her make-up her boidy and teh fact that she lost 150 pounds overnight. Brit is going to blow justin away with her comeback!

  5. Tinkerbelle says:

    It’s about time!

  6. DogRunner says:

    There has got to be more behind this. She has put up with a lot of crap from him for a long time. I bet she caught him cheating or stealing from her. Something major caused her to wake up.

  7. RaeJillian says:

    It’s like she – just by filing the paperwork – has scrubbed away the thickest, yuckiest layer of scum. Now if she continues to let other people dress her and wears shoes in all public bathrooms I might be able to love her again.

  8. ggrprincess says:

    wow she looks great but who is the guy shes with in all these pics

  9. ggrprincess says:

    wow seh looks great but who is the guy shes with in all these pics

  10. Poor Boopie says:

    This was a foregone conclusion from the minute she decided to marry him. I hope she’s finally wised up and will not marry again after she actually gives it some thought.

  11. AC says:

    I don’t know why everyone is saying she lost TONS of weight. During the second pregnancy she didn’t look bad at all. It was the first pregnancy where she went a bit overboard. I thinks he did a good job of not going completely HUGE during her second. Especially with no time in between. But she looks great. Her boobs were only lopsided in the one picture cause of how she’s walking… boobs do move when one shoulder is down and one is up…

  12. Jonas Grumby says:

    Dumb trashy bimbo. This K-Fed is an utter genius. He regularly nails the hottest babes, he knocks them up with few if any consequences, and he bails before they fall apart completely. he gets them to pay for whatever he wants & since they have way more money than he does, he gets away scot-free on the bullshit settlements and support scams. My idol. Too bad his music so utterly sucks ass.

  13. bgirl says:

    Right after Britney married K-Fed, a newspaper in my city ran a psychic column that said she would have not one, but two kids with him before getting divorced. Spooky.

    I thought that she was having some sort of a breakdown when she got together with him. It seems that she’s finally come to her senses.

  14. Action says:

    Jonas, if K-fed is your idol, that is just pathetic. He’s a loser who can’t seem to wear a hat.

  15. Alexi says:

    Jonas you are a stitch. Yes, he is a pig and I guess for some that means one riotous free ride. Thank GOD the bublicious is out of her mouth. For now. Easy to look gorgeous with post baby lipo. I mean how old is she really? She looks good but he has aged her like ten years. I’d put her at 35. She wishes she could sing like Cristina. Anyway, I am glad she kicked kfed to the curb!!! Go Britney, make him pay for all his bad ass ways!

  16. Viv says:

    Man I’m sorry but Jonas was pretty funny; I have to say, he hit the nail on the head for a lot of those points.

    Boobs don’t move that much! I think she needs to alternate breasts when feeding the children because it’s obvious they prefer one teat over the other.

  17. disco says:

    Action, do you understand the term dry?