Here are some more photos from last night’s QVC event – I already covered photos of Kim Kardashian, her plastic Barbie-like kat-face and Kris Jenner here. I didn’t realize this when I was covering those Kardashian photos, but the event got a decent turnout. Why are all of these people at a QVC event? Was there no other decent party in town? WTF? So, to start off, let’s talk about another Barbie doll, this one “Oscar-Date Barbie”. Otherwise known as Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s girlfriend. Stacy wore this Herve Leger (I’m assuming) dress in a lovely shade of lavender. I really like this color on her, and hey, the girl’s body is wicked. But the hair! Stacy has hair issues, but that’s no reason to pull your hair that tight. Does anyone else think Stacy won’t make it a month after the Oscars? Contract renegotiations will not go well, I fear.
Good God, Nicole Richie looks awful. She’s lost weight, those bangs are doing her no favors, and if you told me she was on drugs again, I would believe you.
I like Jennifer Carpenter a lot. I think she’s pretty too! But I don’t really care for this long hair, parted down the middle, hanging limp down her face. Also – the dress would be cuter if Jennifer was standing up straight.
Molly Sims is pregnant! She looks nice, but I don’t like her hairstyle either. I’m also not crazy about the earrings.
Is Chris Noth’s hair completely grey? Are those his grey roots? I’ve always loved Chris, but he’s looking kind of beat here. And I’m beginning to be concerned that he’s going to age like Sam Waterston – ALL EYEBROWS.
LOVE Allison Janney. Hate the dress.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Nicole looks great!!!
She looks great. This look , looks good on her.
Good god, Oscar Date Barbie’s body is TO DIE. I would lie, steal and cheat to get an ass like that. And those legs! Fab.
LOL you stole my commentary
I would too, but she can keep the face…cause… Yeah
Was just going to comment on that! Her body is INSANE.
My wish for you is: may your dream become true and you have to walk around with this huge butt for the rest of your life. Plus the big shoulders. Haha.
LOL Lorenzo, you read my mind. Her butt is huge. I can’t imagine why anyone would wish for her mediocre body. If you’re going to wish for someone else’s body, make it worthwhile. At least she finally put on some Spanx to hold her gut in.
She might be a famewhore but her body is freakin gorgeous and that dress is freakin perfect for her.
i have a feeling keibler and clooney have already split. although, of course she will walk the red carpet with him. they seem to be ok with using each other. i think she gets the drill.
I’ll never sign on to standing cross-legged (as Keibs is, looking like she has to pee – HOW is that attractive?!? it looks ridiculous) or with toes pointed together (like Nicole’s dumb pose.)
And can we talk about Nicole’s ugly dress? It fits her well, but didn’t she see that sequin babyspit all over the front? I love me some sequins, but…NO.
Are Nicole and Rihanna time-sharing the same wig?
She has to cross her legs because otherwise she would look like a huge bulldozer.
Johnny Weissmüller would look small and skinny besides her.
Elizabetta, is that you?!
Dang, they all look awful – I like Stacy’s dress until I saw the back – big flop.
It looks like a bathing suit. Nice on her, but not something to wear to an event!
Speedo Dress. It’s a horrible hybrid of a water polo suit and those horrible Jennifer Love Hewitt bandage dresses.
Yup my thoughts exactly total late 80’s Body Glove dress.
I think we’re looking at a different person..Nicole doesn’t look too thin at all. She’s small-boned but has a nice layer of fat on her and seems healthy.
OK. Someone in celebrity-land needs to pass a law forbidding (1) parted down the middle and limp hairstyle (see Jennifer Carpenter, see also Sarah Jessica Parker, Rachel Zoe and countless others) and (2) Croyden facelift slicked back ponytail/bun hairstyle (Kim K, Stacy whatserface, JLo and more).
Even the most beautiful, well-styled women look horrible with that style. Unless you are under age 11, don’t wear these styles.
What happened to Chris Noth? He looks like hell. That hair does nothing for him, the cut looks funny on him and makes his head look like a rectangle. He used to be so good looking. Time to wash that gray right outta his hair.
“And the judges awarded her a 9.5 for her first place finish in the breast stroke event”
Looking like an Olympic swimmer in that dress with her hairs slicked back!
After seeing The Descendents, I have a new like, (not love) for George and I hope he ditches this paid escort. Give Sandra Bullock a call.
I have to say, I think those dresses are kind of overkill/too “obvious”. But she looks sexy and most men love this look.
At first glance I thought Stacy was wearing one of those women’s olympic swimsutis.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that, especially the top. But I love the color and she’s got the bod to carry the look.
yeah it does look like those olympic swim suits that women wear.
Stacy K’s body is bangin’! Wow! Those dresses rarely look good on even the hottest stars but wow! She looks wonderful.
Nicole Richie doesn’t look too skinny but she looks very tired. Its probably just her eye make up but she looks exhausted.
Meh on everyone else. Ick on Chris Noth…
Oscar Barbie’s body is totally banging.
The lavender is gorgeous on her.
And there is no denying she is a pretty lady…. but she still somehow manages to make everything look budget.
Her figure is gorgeous but the dress looks like a Speedo.
I hate those type of 1950’s “swimsuit” style dresses.
More and More tell tell signs point to George going his seperate ways, BUT I knew this when they hooked up. She is ghetto and he use to be Hollywood Class before….I would say the ‘escorte’ service women are taking a toil on ole Georgie’s class these days. I knew from the start she is a….
As for Nicole’s dress, I love it but for the design on the middle of the dress, if only the design were on the top only it would be pretty. Yes Nicole looks tired in the face and eyes. She should try B-12 shots.
Alison’s dress is the same that Kate Beckinsale wore for the Vanity Fair and Chrysler celebration of the Eva Longoria Foundation, thought Kate’s is shiny and more flattering..
AWFUL! I hate these 80’s band aid dresses. They make every girl look like a cheap hooker.
Stacy Kiebler looks great but she could use some accessories: Some large, sparkly diamond studs and a diamond bracelet would be nice.
GAWD I hate those bandage dresses. They flatter no one . . . NO ONE. I don’t care how good your figure is they just look like a hooker’s uniform.
I eagerly await the day that they and PLATFORM shoes crawl back into the tacky closet hall of fame and stay there.
I love the title of featured links: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s history of phoniness…lol
Stacy looks great in the dress, but it looks like she has lost some weight, probably to get into a sample size dress. I think it will be a slow and easing Stacy out of her contract. I think we will see her at lake Como and after that she might be on her own.
Stacy Looks beautiful.
Is Chris Noth wearing lipstick?
Stacy looks amazing. She will stay in the news post Clooney just because she has one of the best bodies on the planet.
You mean one of the most ridiculously over-publicized mediocre bodies on the planet. Her body is very flawed, huge butt, weird underarm rolls, big thighs, ugly legs.
And my first thought was, “What’s her stroke, butterfly or freestyle?”
Thank you!!!
I wore the same bathing suit in the 80’s!! Same material, same top cut, same back cut… except it was very high-thigh. Come on, those were the 80’s.
Stacy looks amazing… can’t stand Jennifer Carpenter’s dress though.
I guess after Clooney, Stacy’s next job will be pushing some products on QVC. She looks great in the dress, she should make money off her body now, because eventually it will be heading south and she will be one of those plastic surgery celebs who know only how to make a living using their body.
I think both Stacy and Nicole look great
Stacy’s body is great. However, she looks like a mannequin. Always the same. Nothing different. Exactly the same. Even her smile doesn’t change.
There’s something bathing suit-like about Stacy’s dress, but not in a bad way – she has the body to pull it off and I like the colour on her. If she’d worn her hair differently I would have loved it, but the slicked back hair kind of tips it over into ‘just got out of the pool’. What a shame!
We lost a Giant to Fantasy Land.
I love nicole richie’s dress ! and her hair and jewelery.
She looks great, but she still seems like a Step-ford wife to me. I also notice on her twitter page she is posing for Italian Vogue, I wonder how she got that gig? George is popular in Italy.
I love the colour of Stacys dress but that is all.
Wearing a Rosary on your feet Nicole?? Christ’s passion and death on a cross, after the agony of HIS crucifixion, at your feet?? Lord Jesus loves you anyways… regardless…
SK’s body is smoking’. She has that beautiful waist to hip ratio, amazing legs, and BEAUTIFUL SKIN!
How I wish I could convince Mr. Noth to go to a stylist so that he’ll be advised the importance of good grooming. He looks like he’s not happy nowadays.