Miley Cyrus got her own tour bus so she wouldn’t have to share a bathroom

Miley Cyrus sure leads one incredibly privileged life. And I never get the impression that she appreciates it at all. Miley recently said she’ll never get married – but not for some moral reason. It’s because she doesn’t want to share a bathroom with a man. Which I’m sure she’d have to do if she were married, given her vast amount of cash and the widespread popularity of his and hers bathrooms.

Miley was so disgusted with people touching her makeup and her little brother combing his eyebrows with her toothbrush while on tour that she got her own separate bus, to keep the boy cooties away.

Miley Cyrus says she’s “never” getting married. The Hannah Montana star, 15, is currently in a relationship with underwear model Justin Gaston.

But Miley has vowed never to tie the knot – because she hates sharing a bathroom with the opposite sex.

She says, “I’m never getting married because I can’t take sharing a bathroom! There were five of us on the tour bus recently and we all shared one bathroom. I shared it with three boys, included my dad. It was horrible.

“I’d have all my make-up out and someone would put their toothbrush on top of it – that’s disgusting! Then my brother used my toothbrush to comb his eyebrows one day. I was like, ‘This is getting seriously ridiculous. I’m getting my own bus because I can’t handle this!'”

[From Showbiz Spy]

The horror of Miley’s life! You can see how makeup and toothbrush-based trauma would lead a lot of women into swearing off marriage. Because that’s the logical leap: “My dad and brother are gross therefore I will never marry anyone.” Something tells met that’ll fly out the window before Miley turns 19. Saying stuff like that is a reminder that she really is only 16. It’s just especially aggravating when the result of such immaturity is your own tour bus.

Miley Cyrus is shown at a shoot in LA with her mom, Tish, and her sister on 11/8/08. Credit: Fame. She is also shown at Best Buy with her boyfriend, Justin Gaston, on 11/3/08. Credit: Bauergriffinonline

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  1. Margot says:

    Her comments just show how immature she is, which can be comforting to see since she has been thruster into such an adult world. However I agree with JayBird, I don’t think she really appreciates all that she has been given due to a Disney tv show, not many people would grow to the popularity and have the money this child has.

    I just don’t hold much out for her then any other teen star, she better watch herself or when her star begins to fall (as they all do) she’ll have to see if she is mature enough to pick up the pieces.

  2. Gem* says:

    I find this funny. If you think about it, miley wears a promise ring, commiting that she will stay a virgin until marriage…but well shoot, if you dont get married then she’s going to have to stay a virgin for life!

    something to think about..

  3. GirlyGirl says:

    Well, I agree that she’s spoiled and privilaged and possibly ungrateful. However, I can totally relate to the sharing of a bathroom thing. When my husband and I bought our house, I made sure that there were two sinks in our master bath, because I can’t stand sharing a bathroom with a man either. In our apartment, we had separate bathrooms. They don’t care about slinging toothpaste and pubes, they pee on the toilet seat and in the shower, and they leave little tiny pieces of hair in the sink when they shave. It’s gross! I can also relate to Madonna having the toilet seats changed. I had that done in every apartment I had when I moved in. Call me a diva if you want… I call it CLEAN. 😉

  4. Persistent Cat says:

    Shoot me but I agree with Miley and with Girly Girl (no need to shoot me for that. I love my husband but good Lord do I hate sharing a bathroom with him. In addition to all the loveliness GirlyGirl mentioned, my husband also manages to get the entire countertop covered in water. Plus he’ll take a towel and dry every square inch of his body, wipe the floor and then drape the towel over the toilet as he gets ready (shaving and leaving hair everywhere), oh, and he’ll wipe the mirror with the towel so there are streaks, then he’ll put the towel back on the rack.

    I love him but I’d be happy to NEVER share a washroom with him.

  5. cara says:

    This kid is growing on me.

  6. Kay says:

    Nothing beats eyebrow hair in the toothbrush, or piss all around the floor and toilet, or toothpaste dried up all over the sink, and the list could be longer but I don’t care enough.

  7. Jaclyn says:

    Sharing a bathroom with a lot of boys is pretty disgusting, I’ll admit, but, it’s really not THAT big of a deal!

    Never getting married? Right, that’s about as plausible as her still being a virgin! Riiight…

  8. Lynn says:

    Oh come on. She was obviously just joking around. And she didn’t get her own tour bus, she just said she wanted it, also in what sounded like a joking manner to me. Sharing a bathroom with guys can be pretty disgusting though, I hear ya Miley. On the best of both worlds tour she had 15 tour busses, but only one she lived in. The rest were for the band, dancers and equipment, and I guess the JB (as much as I like to block that part out).

  9. Jeanne says:

    Miley’s soooo My Space with her little hand signals. She looks like Shannen Doherty sometimes.

  10. Codzilla says:

    While my husband is actually pretty good about keeping the bathroom nastiness to a minimum (granted, I’m a slob so my standards are pretty low), I once used a public men’s restroom because the women’s was out of order and I was HORRIFIED. Piss all over the floor, wads of toilet paper strewn about, and skid marks in the toilet. Needless to say, I turned and ran without doing the deed. 😳

  11. babygirl says:

    okay this girl, WHO CARES WHAT SHE DOES, her stupid stunts are getting OLD. her ‘gorgeous’ boyfriend, is probably using her to get famous. i personally thinks she looks liek a chipmonk ran over by a car. pleasee, she needs to get over herself. shes just a good actress. but her voice sounds fake.

    and btw shes the biggest DC slut.
    .. its alright to take liek 1 slutty picture butt 3186283946912846 and have ALL of them posted on the internet?
    yeah way to take care of your reputation

  12. Christina X says:

    Relatively old thread, but I just wanted to comment.

    Does she think this neurotic behavior is cute? It isn’t.

    Second of all, having worked as a janitor scrubbing toilets, I wouldn’t call the women’s room much better than the men’s room. Even though the men’s room reeks of piss most of the time, I’d spend 45 minutes to an hour scrubbing the skidmarks on the sides of the bowl in the women’s room. I recall menstrual blood smeared on the toilet seat.

    Not trying to be graphic, I’m just bringing it up that women’s bathroom manners are no better.

  13. none ya says:

    hahahaha i would do the same thing thats disgusting what braison did i think miley will get married (may be) to another “male”hah

  14. Maria says:

    I read on TMZ Miley uses Coonobabe makeup. I went to their site, and wanted to know if anyone knows what lipstick/glosses she buys from them? Thanks…Maria.